Flash in the Pan
By Tim VanSant
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A collection of micro-fiction and flash fiction with a food-related theme. From a screaming salad to other-worldly sweets, from humor to mystery, this is a plateful of tasty tidbits.
Tim VanSant
Tim VanSant is a technician and rogue poet in academician's clothing. He thinks too much and sometimes he writes what he thinks. He has a face made for radio, a voice made for print, and a blog suitable for lining your NeoPet’s cage.
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Flash in the Pan - Tim VanSant
Flash in the Pan
by
Tim VanSant
Smashwords Edition
Copyright © 2010 by Tim VanSant
Revised 1 October 2010
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Contents
Hunger Strike
Giving Thanks
Just Thirst
Recipe for Disaster
The Hunger
Is That What the Kids are Calling It?
Pullet Surprise
Something Phishy
Spice of Life
The Sweet Shoppe
About the Author
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Hunger Strike
It started when the decapitated head of lettuce in my salad screamed. The carrots were skinned alive. The artichoke hearts beat softly while the flesh of the tomatoes bled onto the carnage. The celery began stalking me. Then I was served a severed ear