The Bigly Book of Donald Trump Tweets: Volume 1
By M.J. Farrell
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Are you looking for a fun book filled with, and discussing Donald Trump's various tweets? Look no more! This book has over 100 pages of them, along with humorous commentary from the author along the way.
Over the past several years, Donald Trump, now President Trump of course, has authored well over 30,000 tweets! Many of them controversial. The author has chosen from some of President Trump's more interesting, funny, and entertaining tweets.
This book is an essential resource to every American just trying to live in this brave new world, or at least to learn what our new President is thinking!
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- Rating: 1 out of 5 stars1/5This is not a book of Trump's tweets, this is a book of ~excerpts~ from Trump's tweets which have been very misleadingly edited and taken out of context. This book tells us nothing about Trump, but a lot about the guy who wrote it.
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The Bigly Book of Donald Trump Tweets - M.J. Farrell
The Bigly Book of Donald Trump Tweets: Volume I. Written and published by M.J. Farrell.
Copyright 2017 M.J. Farrell. All rights reserved. No portion of this book may be reproduced in any form without permission from the author and publisher, except as permitted by U.S. copyright law. For permissions contact the author at [email protected].
PREFACE
Just a note to advise the reader that I have not set forth every one of President Trump’s tweets (which number well above 30,000!) Rather, I have either fully or partially quoted the tweets directly. I then provided a date for each tweet. I invite you to go back and read the tweets for further context or understanding. So don’t write me angry letters that I didn’t include the whole tweet!
In the meantime, enjoy what I hope you will find to be a tongue-in-cheek look at some of the more interesting and entertaining tweets from the man who would be—and now of course is—our 45th President. When you finish the book, I can’t say whether you may be happy, sad, or just plain terrified. I can guarantee though you will be entertained and hopefully have a laugh or two. . .
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Only I Can Fix It.
Just Me. Nobody Else…………..…..………...1
Pathetic!.............................................................7
I am the Best/Greatest...………………….…10
I Have…………………………….…………..12
Barrack Obama Is/Has………..……………14
Global Warming? Sounds
Stupid and It’s Cold
Outside. Must Be a Hoax!..............................22
These Things Are Terrible!...........................25
Disliking the Media Even
More Than Obama………………….………31
Look At All These People
Laughing At Us!..............................................74
Just Remember Who
the Lowlifes Are……………………..………82
Nothing to See Here.
It’s All Fake [News]!.......................................86
Here is a List of Losers!.................................88
You’re the Worst!...........................................92
Here is What’s Dumb, and
Also Who is a Dummy………………………97
Who Doesn’t Have a Clue?..........................102
So Stupid!......................................................105
The End. For Now………………...……….110
Only I Can Fix It. Just Me. Nobody Else.
Fixing stuff is important. Just be thankful we now finally have a President who knows stuff, and can take care of all these things by himself. So easy!
Infrastructure and Jobs
Infrastructure: The only one to fix the infrastructure of our country is me
(5/1/15)
Infrastructure: I am the only one that knows how to build cities
(5/3/15)
Jobs: I will create jobs like no one else
(1/8/16)
Jobs: I am the only presidential candidate who will bring jobs back to the U.S.and protect car industry!
(3/7/16)
Jobs: I will bring our jobs back to the U.S., and keep our companies from leaving. Nobody else can do it.
(3/15/16)
Terrorism
ISIS: ISIS is still running around wild. I can fix it fast
(5/20/16)
ISIS: as many as 5000 ISIS fighters have infiltrated Europe. Also, many in U.S. I TOLD YOU SO! I alone can