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Celebrity Sadhana: Or How to Meditate With a Hammer
Celebrity Sadhana: Or How to Meditate With a Hammer
Celebrity Sadhana: Or How to Meditate With a Hammer
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Celebrity Sadhana: Or How to Meditate With a Hammer

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Celebrity Sadhana, Or How to Meditate with a Hammer is a series of poems aimed to imagine meditative moments from the 'sadhana', spiritual practice, of Hollywood's elite. Building on the wisdom traditions of the East to bring the hammer down on complacent notions about what it means to be spiritual in today's world. The author's previous work includes: Escape from Samsara, a collection of free-verse poems, that Kirkus Review found " genuine and compelling, blending spiritual questioning with an engaging humor and using language that is by turns down-to-earth and lushly suggestive" .
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Release dateOct 1, 2018
ISBN9781543944396
Celebrity Sadhana: Or How to Meditate With a Hammer

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    Celebrity Sadhana - Vijay R. Nathan

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    Please note although the author has drawn from celebrity news stories, internet chatter and online searches about celebrities, and references actual movies and celebrity biographies, all these are used fictitiously and with the intention of satirizing and meditating on our collective cultural fascination with fame.

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    © Vijay Ramanathan 2018

    All rights reserved. This book or any portion thereof may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of the publisher except for the use of brief quotations in a book review.

    ISBN (Print Edition): 978-1-54394-438-9

    ISBN (eBook Edition): 978-1-54394-439-6

    Contents

    I

    PATHWAYS TO THE BREEZE

    The celebrity sadhana you can’t miss

    That special kind of crazy

    Natalie Portman recites ‘he will not divide us’

    They walk the line

    Joaquin Phoenix receives an amber alert

    A cool breeze over the mountains

    The supernova seduction plan

    A Shia Labeouf dream

    Jodie Foster & Sacha Baron Cohen consume incredible edibles

    Buddha Tara emanates to Joaquin Phoenix

    II

    THE VEIL BETWEEN

    The celebrity renunciation you won’t believe

    Sacha Baron Cohen on the rocks

    A Joaquin Phoenix dream

    The many faces of Winona Ryder

    Sacha Baron Cohen Performs as Divine Madman Drukpa Kunley

    Joaquin Phoenix searches for ‘Satori’

    A Winona Ryder Dream

    The divine madman returns

    Natalie Portman listens to Tori Amos

    Somewhere in the Mojave

    Shia Labeouf listens to Radiohead

    III

    HOW TO MEDITATE WITH A HAMMER

    The Celebrity Confrontation That Will Shock You

    Somewhere in the Mojave

    The Natalie Portman body poem

    Somewhere in the Mojave

    Flowers on the wall

    Glimpses of Winona Ryder’s ass

    The hammer speaks

    Jodie Foster in the rye

    Shia Labeouf feeds stray dogs

    I

    PATHWAYS TO THE BREEZE

    "In many of the [Buddhist] scriptures it says that all phenomena are like

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