Totes Ridictionary
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- Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5Balthazar Cohen's level of being lost is found in this book, where he makes fun of Nicole Scherzinger for being a "linguistic trailblazer" while having himself produced this fairly humourless book where the major spoiler, the one to actually save you money, is on the contents page: "everything's abbreviated". Also, the cheap fonts that permeate this book even make hellaciously unfunny "memes" at the end even more unfunny than if they would have kept the classic Impact font.
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Totes Ridictionary - Balthazar Cohen
Abso: absolutely
Not to be confused with an ASBO (a British anti-social behaviour order commonly slapped on individuals prone to public displays of profanity and debauchery), abso is an abbreviation of absolutely. You might, for example, get abso smashed on Absolut Vodka. (Or whisky. Or tequila. Anything to numb the pain, really.)
I abso love what you’ve done with this place.
Adorbs: adorable
Instagram photos of babies in cute outfits, Tumblr pages devoted entirely to pug puppies, Facebook albums documenting trips to petting zoos, Ryan Gosling generally – all these things are adorbs. Because, sometimes, the additional letters necessary to form its less on-trend older brother, adorable, are more trouble than they’re worth. Particularly if you’re about to go over your 160-character text-message limit.
OMG! Zayn tweeted a photo of Harry sleeping on the plane! That’s adorbs.
Amazeballs: amazing
An adjective popularized by celebrity gossip blogger Perez Hilton and beloved of people who aren’t bothered if words don’t make sense, or simply enjoy wrapping their lips around an unnecessary set of balls. When something is so amazing that it grows a metaphorical pair of testicles, it is amazeballs.
Oh. Em. Gee. Kate Moss’s jacket is amazeballs!
Appaz: apparently
If you’re spreading idle gossip that might not strictly be true – engaging, for example, in Chinese whispers about the sexual proclivities of that total arsehole from the HR department who keeps trying to get you fired; or unwisely repeating things said by Tits McGee, the constantly smashed girl from the bar whose real name no one can ever remember – you might seek to protect whatever’s left of your integrity by qualifying the statement with a sly appaz.
Basically apparently with its legs chopped off and a z glued, Human Centipede-like, to its arse, appaz enables you to pass off information as probably accurate, while simultaneously allowing for the fact that you might be talking total bollocks. So it’s no surprise that it comes in particularly handy on Twitter – spiritual home of errant rumour, wild accusation and falsely reported celebrity death.
"Appaz that is her original