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    Gardening in Slippers: New Poems for Garden Lovers
    Gardening in Slippers: New Poems for Garden Lovers
    Gardening in Slippers: New Poems for Garden Lovers
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    Gardening in Slippers: New Poems for Garden Lovers

    By Liz Cowley

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    Following the success of her first four humorous poetry books, Liz Cowley now returns with a new and fresh collection on gardening, written in her inimitable, light-hearted style. Often clipping and pottering first thing in the morning, Liz turns her wicked wit on ants and weeds, early frost and slippery moss, and the many triumphs and trials of gardening. All the delights and minor tribulations are wittily captured, from bees helicoptering, lunch outside or inside, to irritation about a snapped handle. In observant, whimsical, poignant and highly readable lines, Liz's new collection of over a hundred poems in different styles is an enjoyable journey to the happiness of the amateur gardener.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherGibson Square
    Release dateJun 22, 2015
    ISBN9781783340767
    Gardening in Slippers: New Poems for Garden Lovers
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    Liz Cowley

    After many years as an advertising copywriter, Liz Cowley's first book of 'approachable poetry' A Red Dress, was described by Joanna Lumley as 'witty, poignant and straight from the heart', and was turned into a popular stage show in London and Dublin. She then made a name for herself with amusing volumes about gardening, like Outside in my dressing gown and Gardening in slippers, earning the accolade by The Lady magazine as 'Britain's finest gardening poet'.

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      Gardening in Slippers - Liz Cowley

      Illustration

      ‘Like me, you may slip out first thing

      to have a look at everything –

      a lovely time to be alone,

      and see if anything has grown.’

      Outside at dawn again

      Best time to marvel at your flowers

      before the busy coming hours –

      the perfect time to be alone

      without the stress or mobile phone.

      The time to plan what you will do

      with no one interrupting you.

      A quiet time to come on down

      and wander in your dressing gown.

      A peaceful time to stroll out there

      or take the nearest garden chair,

      and think about your space a bit

      and wonder what might add to it.

      Just pottering around the lawn

      can often make one feel reborn.

      There’s so much stress around today,

      but out there it can float away.

      And once you’re through the garden door,

      some things don’t matter any more,

      or far less than they did before.

      I think that’s what a garden’s for.

      The first celandine

      The celandine, a heart of gold.

      It’s such a friendly little plant.

      And walk right past a celandine

      I’m sure you don’t,

      I’m sure you can’t.

      The celandine, the surest sign

      that wintertime is at its end,

      a gorgeous springtime visitor –

      no wonder it’s a gardener’s friend.

      What’s lost to the frost?

      What’s lost to the frost?

      What isn’t growing?

      Time to get going

      digging and hoeing.

      Time to start planning

      what you’ll be sowing.

      Time for preparing

      now spring is springing.

      The weather is bringing

      a whole new beginning.

      Things are now budding,

      plants are renewing.

      Green tips are showing.

      Lots to be doing!

      Spring’s out there painting

      Spring’s out there painting,

      and busy she’s been,

      dipping her brushes

      in more and more green.

      Out there and painting

      for hour after hour.

      She’s now using yellow

      as daffodils flower.

      Her canvas is gorgeous,

      with touches of blue

      as high up above her

      the sun’s peeping through.

      Her palette keeps changing.

      There’s now lots of white.

      Snowdrops have blossomed,

      they’ve sprung overnight.

      She’s now done the cherry –

      a cloud of pale pink.

      A fabulous painting.

      You stand back and blink.

      A consummate artist

      who captures the light,

      and never stops painting

      from morning ’til night.

      Of all nature’s artists

      not one can compare

      for lifting one’s spirits

      with colour out there.

      Plant talk

      Some flowers have a special art

      of talking, reaching to your heart.

      No words are needed, but they speak.

      It’s all part of their strange mystique.

      I think I’d safely place a bet

      you cannot pass a violet

      without a pause, and some exchange.

      No gardener would find that strange.

      The very first spring daffodil

      upon the kitchen window sill

      will tell us that the winter’s gone,

      remind us that we’re moving on,

      as do snowdrops and the crocus –

      beautiful communicators.

      The cherry’s merry, also vain –

      it tells us ‘Look at me again!’

      Its blossoms always say ‘Hello!

      Please stay awhile, enjoy the show!’

      Primroses have messages –

      a chatty plant it always is,

      and understandably quite vain

      inviting us to look again.

      Lots of plants are garrulous –

      they speak and they reach out to us.

      Listening, when we get the chance

      is part of understanding plants

      and part of what all gardening is.

      So many plants have messages.

      Moss makes me cross

      Today I am cross

      while scraping the moss.

      No wonder I’m feeling so snappy.

      There’s so much to clear –

      a load of it here.

      A gardener can’t always feel happy!

      I’m cross with the moss

      and now at a loss

      while looking at loads more to do.

      The time that I’m taking

      to do all that raking –

      my goodness, how fast it regrew!

      This isn’t much fun.

      Four sack-loads are done.

      And still there are more steps to clear.

      I’m fed up with clearing,

      moss keeps reappearing.

      And finish the job? Nowhere near!

      Dear Primrose

      Dear Primrose, you so suit your name.

      So prim, but pretty, all the same.

      So sweet, so neat, a tidy plant.

      Think of a better name? I can’t.

      The ‘Prima Rosa’ – that’s nice too –

      the name the Romans chose for you.

      Dear Primrose, both names people chose,

      so suit your primness and your rose.

      Time to get the pond sorted

      Time to drain out half the water

      and get our garden ponds together

      now that all the ice has thawed

      and suddenly it’s better weather.

      Time to pull out blanket weed

      (the plant that makes our ponds so green)

      but leave in all the water snails

      that help us keep the water clean.

      Lots of thick green sludge to budge.

      So heavy are the plastic sacks,

      and lifting them – a daunting task

      that’s not too good for older backs.

      At last the water’s clear and clean.

      That filthy task is done at last.

      The sacks are out (and maybe backs)

      exactly as in springtimes past.

      Frogs and tadpoles, waterboatmen,

      dragonflies and butterflies

      and all our sleeping irises

      will spring to life with bluer skies.

      Not long to wait for water lilies

      and kingcups golden as the sun.

      It’s worth the effort that it takes

      to dredge our ponds, though not much fun!

      England’s a pleasant country

      England’s a pleasant country:

      so lovely

      in springtime

      when new buds appear.

      April’s for showery weather

      but still brings

      me pleasure

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