This is the Babylon Bee Weekly News Podcast for the week of 10/9/2020. Be sure to check out The Babylon Bee YouTube Channel for more podcasts, podcast shorts, animation, and more. In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the week’s biggest stories like Democrats hoping Trump “gets dead soon” after coming down with coronavirus, USA Today keeping the internet safe from satire, and Bee kids sending The Babylon Bee their best headline pitches. Kyle and Ethan also talk about murderous witches, Satanic billboards, and fat bears and get a chance to speak with filmmaker Matt Chastain about his new movie Small Group. Introduction Kyle hatches a scheme to fly across the country to be with his family and Kyle and Ethan discuss how kids age a parent. Stuff That’s Good Kyle likes his son’s  YouTube channel Punk Rock Kid Ethan likes Brian Regan Weird News Teen secures record for world's longest female legs She is from Texas, 17 years old, 6’10” and has the longest legs record but not tallest woman (who happens to be 7’3” from Russia) Taller than Doug TenNapel Palm tree takes trimmer for wild ride high over the ground A tree trimmer in California went for a wild ride on a tall palm tree when cutting the fronds free caused the tree trunk to whip upright from a bent-over position. Man puts 125 scoops on an ice cream cone for world record The 125 scoops were balanced on a single waffle cone US jails man who bought Lamborghini with government loan He took out a 1.6 million dollar loan from the government for coronavirus lockdown aid and got noticed when he spent  200 grand on the car. Accused Killer Convinced Her Tinder Date to Join Murderous Coven of Witches The couple accused of fatally strangling 24-year-old Sydney Loofe after wooing her on a dating app allegedly convinced at least one other Tinder date that they controlled a coven of witches who gained their powers by killing people. “To get your power, you have to breathe in their last breath,” a witness, referred to on the stand as A.H., testified Satanic Temple Sues Billboard Company for Declining Abortion ‘Religious Ritual’ Advertisements They’re trying to argue their religious freedom demands their right to an abortion and are suing the billboard company for religious discrimination for not putting up their billboard Fat Bear Week 2020 crowns chunkster "Earl of Avoirdupois" as fattest bear Each week people had to vote between two bears on who they think is the fattest in a bracket The winner was 1400 pounds roughly Kindergarten teacher gets fired for tattooing his eyeballs black  Kindergarten teacher has spent 450 hours under the tattoo gun and still teaches ages 6 and up. Check out the picture! Stories of the Week Story 1  Trump’s Hospital Room Flooded With 'Get Dead Soon' Cards From Democrats Summary:  It’s been a trying time for the country and President Donald Trump as he has been stuck at Walter Reed Medical Center trying to get better. Keeping Trump company is a flood of cards from Democrats wishing him to “Get dead soon.” “I hope you die!”, “You deserve this!”, and “I want you to die and go to hell -- Russian hell!” read some of the cards sent by poor-wishers, cards that now decorate the president's room. Such cards have become so popular that Hallmark has added a “For Sick Presidents You Don’t Like” section, including some humorous ones where a cartoon cat dances on Trump’s grave. Trump got COVID, so did a bunch of people at the White House. Media seemed pretty pumped that the President could die on Friday when it was announced that he has contracted the virus Trump walked himself to the helicopter on the White House lawn to go to the hospital “out of an abundance of caution” He posted several photos and videos over the weekend showing him working and thanking his supporters. Internet conspiracies went nuts about reflections on the table in the photos, the timestamps in the exif data, Trump seemingly signi