Two millennial men, one a lawyer (probably an asshole as well – the two aren’t mutually exclusive, but do tend to go hand-in-hand and in this case they certainly do – he is an asshole) and the other possibly the greatest unknown genius of our times (who most certainly probably definitely just wrote this opening blurb to draw you in like the great people/suckers you are). Insert subliminal message here – buy this book – Insert subliminal message here. Together (no homo) go in search for the Great American dream (not in America – that place has been searched to buggery and there is no sign of it – you fools! Stop going to California it is clearly not there) and also the love of their lives (women please lower your expectations...and also buy this book with your new found high-paying jobs).