Snowball Effect/One Krab's Trash

Mr. Krabs: [draws a ghost on a piece of paper and attaches it to a fishing pole] This'll scare him.

[dangles it through the window of a sleeping SpongeBob, moaning like a ghost. SpongeBob wakes up]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh my gosh, a floating shopping list!

[He screams]

Mr. Krabs: [looks at the paper which reads "milk, eggs, bread"] I'm not a shopping list

[turns it over]

Mr. Krabs: I'm a ghost!

[SpongeBob squeals with fright]

Mr. Krabs: Now listen, SpongeBob!

SpongeBob SquarePants: How do you know my name? Who are you?

Mr. Krabs: I am the ghost of soda drink hats!

[He draws a picture of the soda drink hat he gave SpongeBob and hangs it in front of the window]

Mr. Krabs: I'm here to tell you that that soda drinking hat you possess is cursed!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Cursed?

Mr. Krabs: Yes; it belongs to some guy who's dead now.

SpongeBob SquarePants: What guy?

[Mr. Krabs is flabbergasted by this; he hadn't anticipated that SpongeBob would asked for exact details]

Mr. Krabs: Uh... Smitty something.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Smitty what?

Mr. Krabs: Uh, Smitty... Werben... Jaegerman... Jenson.