Claws for Alarm (1954)

Mel Blanc: Porky Pig, Sylvester

Quotes 

• Porky Pig : Oh, d-d-don't be such an idiot! What are you? A schizophree... schizophree... a manic-depressive or something?

• Porky Pig : Tell me, Sylvester. I-is there any i-insanity in your family?

• Porky Pig : [sees Sylvester wrestling with the moose head, which tried to shoot at Porky]  Sy-sy-Sylvester! What are you trying to do, wake everybody in the house?

  [drags Sylvester up the stairs] 

  Porky Pig : Of all the screwball ideas. Fighting with stuffed animals.

• Porky Pig : [Sylvester hides in his suitcase after getting scared by a shadow of a giant spider]  Wh-wh-what now?

  [Sylvester points to the giant spider, which turns out to be the shadow of a teeny spider] 

  Porky Pig : Brother, the things I have to put up with this idiotic cat. It's just a little t-t-teeny harmless spider, you shameless craven, you.

• Porky Pig : [Sylvester thwarts the mice's attempt to hang Porky by cutting part of the noose with a cut-throat razor] 

  [sees Sylvester with the noose and razor] 

  Porky Pig : Sylvester, wh-wh-what are you doing w-w-with that rope? And t-t-that razor?