- Christopher: [to Christine who is trying to seduce him] I'm sorry darling. I don't really feel too well. I'm tired. It's always like this when I haven't had enough television.
- Christine Belling: What can I do to make you happy? Anything you like.
- Paul Wagner: Anything?
- Christine Belling: Anything.
- Paul Wagner: Oh, what would Chris say?
- Christine Belling: You know perfectly well what is Chris' is also yours. Isn't that the true meaning of friendship?
- Evelyn: I know all about you. You had that rather nasty accident.
- Paul Wagner: Oh, it doesn't seem to have impaired anything.
- Evelyn: Oh, well, I'd like to see that proved. I have a little studio in Paris. I give parties; but, much naughtier than this. I'll let you know.
- Evelyn: Who's that little brunette over there?
- Paul Wagner: Oh, she's just a secretary.
- Evelyn: Well, she needs encouragement. I know just how she feels.
- Evelyn: Where would you like to be?
- Paul Wagner: Oh, where would I like to be? Scaling the seven hills of Rome, maybe. Or, eating seafood in Salt Lake City. Huh? Or, water skiing in the shadow of the Pyramids. Anywhere but here.
- Evelyn: Well, I haven't had much chance to travel.
- Paul Wagner: Oh, I see. Well, eh, maybe we could take a little trip right now. Come along with me.
- Christopher: At least back in the days when I was "Jackie" and I worked at the Carlton Hotel - when I worked the Carlton Hotel - I fulfilled a function. Anybody could rent me. Do what they liked with me.
- Paul Wagner: And Christine did - with a bit of help from me.
- Christopher: I still remember those old women and their greasy cocktails. All their Brandy Babalus and Singapore Slings. I can taste them, to this day. And if you did't drink them, they were offended. No tip!
- Paul Wagner: Well, but, at least you graduated to champagne.
- Christopher: Oh, yeah. Yes, now I'm Mr. Belling - the Champagne King. That's an empty title - if ever there was one. Who is he? I haven't changed. Where's the - the thing that justifies my life?
- Paul Wagner: Doing nothing's a very tough job. It calls for a lot of concentration. I think you've done a very good job on yourself. When I first met you - you were a good looking mess. Now, you've learned to do nothing with - with, eh, distinction. It's a work of art.
- Christopher: What's your name? Me, Paul.
- Mr. Pfeiffer: Me, Paula.
- Christopher: No, me, Paul.
- Mr. Pfeiffer: Me, Paula!
- Hamburg Escort: She is called Paula.
- Evelyn: So, you did come.
- Paul Wagner: Yes.
- Evelyn: You know, when I like someone, I'm a monster. And my instinct is to devour. And I want more and more and more.
- Christine Belling: Darling, what's the matter with you? You were so sweet when you woke up?
- Christopher: It's you! It's like being married, I don't know, it's like being married to a computer!
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