- Doc Josiah Boone: You see, my dear, you and I are both victims of a disease called social prejudice. Makes no allowance for beauty, wit, or a previous service.
- Hatfield: Put out that cigar! You're annoying the lady.
- Doc Josiah Boone: Oh, I'm sorry Ma'am I'm so fond of the weed myself I sometimes forget it's unpleasant to others. Excuse me.
- Hatfield: If you're a gentleman you'd know better to never smoke in the presence of a lady.
- Doc Josiah Boone: You know last week I took a bullet out of a fellow who had been shot by a gentleman. The bullet was in the back.
- Hatfield: Are you insinuating?