Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

Alexander Doré: First Spy

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Quotes 

• [the two spies are thrown off the baron's blimp and into the sea] 

  Second Spy : What do we do now?

  First Spy : Start swimming!

  Second Spy : I don't swim!

  First Spy : Then start drowning!

  [the First Spy swims away] 

• First Spy : Now then, vhere are we?

  Second Spy : I have here a map.

  First Spy : [seizing the map]  I know WHERE we are, stupid!

  [throws down the map] 

  First Spy : We are in England! And vhen we are in England, what do we do?

  Second Spy : We play cricket.

  First Spy : We play cric... No! We dress like Englishmen!

  First Spy , Second Spy : A-ha!

  First Spy : [dressed in an outfit that the English wore in India]  Remarkable veather we are having for zhe time of zhe year, do you not think so, Cuthbort?

  Second Spy : [dressed in the same outfit]  Indubita-ba-bly, Basil.

• Baron Bomburst : [a voice over the portable radio transmitter]  Jawohl?

  First Spy : Jawohl! This is "X" speaking.

  [faint squealing static] 

  Baron Bomburst : Shrecks?

  First Spy : "X"!

  Baron Bomburst : Lex?

  First Spy : [becoming pompously frustrated that his own accomplice can't remember/understand who he is]  EX! As in...

  [feverishly tries to think of a suitable word to use as an example of pronunciation] 

  Second Spy : [hastily offering a helpful suggestion]  Eggs and bacon.

  First Spy : [nodding in agreement]  Eggs and BAY-KUHN! Send transport immediately!

• First Spy : Calacatacatus Potts... Inventor!