The Italian Job (1969)

Benny Hill: Professor Simon Peach

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• Charlie Croker : Wait till you see them Italian birds.

  Professor Simon Peach : Are they big? I like them big.

  'Camp' Freddie : They're enormous.

  Professor Simon Peach : Really?

  'Camp' Freddie : Very, very, very big.

• Charlie Croker : Professor Peach, do you see what I'm getting at?

  Professor Simon Peach : Your brawn, my brain. I'm not stupid, you know.

• Professor Simon Peach : Would we, eh, wear stockings over our heads?

  Charlie Croker : Oh, no need for you to.

  Professor Simon Peach : Oh. I'd like that. I could steal one of Matron's, couldn't I?

• Professor Simon Peach : I wouldn't want to get Matron into trouble. Not that way, anyway! She's big. Big!

• Professor Simon Peach : The flagpole in the yard. I mean, I know, if there was a convex mirror up there, 27 degrees vertical, 42 degrees horizontal, I could see straight into Matron's bedroom! Of course, somebody else would have to be up the pole to fix it. I couldn't do it me self. It's cooperation, you see? She's a big woman, you know.