Ralph Strait: Buddy Kupfer
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Quotes
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Buddy Kupfer : Hey Mr. Cochran, just what is the final processing?
Conal Cochran : Oh I assure you it's just a little bit of this and a little bit of that. Quality inspection, the seal of approval. You know, the usual. And of course, there's a lot of trade secrets.
Buddy Kupfer : Oh I'd sure like to take a look.
Conal Cochran : Aw sorry.
Daniel Challis : Not even a peek for your best salesman?
Buddy Kupfer : Just one little look?
Conal Cochran : Well you see, part of the final processing involves volatile chemicals. They're very dangerous. I wouldn't want to put anybody in any danger.
Buddy Kupfer : Oh sure, I understand.
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Buddy Kupfer : [the Kupfers have been locked in a room called TEST ROOM A] Relax a minute, will you? Mr. Cochran will be here and everything will be fine. He just wants my opinion about some television commercials or something. You know, I still don't understand why they won't take my orders for next year. You know how I like to work ahead and well they're just not interested at all.
Betty Kupfer : Maybe they're not going to have Halloween next year.
[laughs]
Buddy Kupfer : [sarcastically] Ha ha ha!
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Buddy Kupfer : Conal Cochran, the all time genius in the practical jokes. He invented sticky toilet paper.
Daniel Challis : Ah!
Buddy Kupfer : Oh you must know. The dead dwarf gag, the soft chainsaw, all his.
