Just One of the Guys (1985)
John Apicella: Coach Mickey Morrison
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Quotes
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[Coach Morrison yells at the gym class for whoever started the fire, before seeing Sherpico's horned lizard]
Coach Mickey Morrison : We have a saboteur in our gym class. A real scum! A nimrod! Whoever started that fire... is a human gutterball! A zero! Sherpico, how many times have I told you no creatures in my gym class.
Reptile : I couldn't help it, coach. If I left him in the locker the alligators would eat him.
Coach Mickey Morrison : You get rid of him, or I'll get rid of him.
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[Terry meets the gym teacher Coach Morrison]
Terry : [as Terry comments on his bowling shirt] Bowling, uh, great game.
Coach Mickey Morrison : The greatest. But it's more than a game, it's the ultimate challenge. One man, one ball, 10 pins.
Terry : 10 frames, too.
Coach Mickey Morrison : Exactly!
Terry : Uh, you see coach, um, I just transferred here from another school, so I don't have my gym clothes yet, so I guess I'll just go to Study Hall.
Coach Mickey Morrison : Hold it! Everyone dresses for my Gym class. Everyone.
Terry : Great.
Coach Mickey Morrison : [the Coach holds up a jock strap to Terry] I have surprise jock inspections three times a week. A word to the wise... wear it.
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[Terry fakes a stomach pain to get out of gym class]
Coach Mickey Morrison : [Terry groans from the ground] Got a problem, son?
Terry : Oh, stomach, shooting pains. I ate in the cafeteria.
Coach Mickey Morrison : Come on! Tough it out! When life rolls you a 7-10 split, what do you do?
Terry : Go to the nurse?
Coach Mickey Morrison : No! Hell, no! You aim for that 7 pin, and let it rip!
[Terry cries louder on the floor of the gym]
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[Terry gives Coach Morrison a doctor's note to skip gym for two weeks]
Coach Mickey Morrison : Severe intestinal disorder? What's the matter? You have a little tummy ache? What are you, a pussy?
Terry : [Terry pauses trying not to smile, before responding] Uh... My doctor said that I should be okay by a week from Monday. So, I guess I'll just go to Study Hall.
Coach Mickey Morrison : No, you won't. I have a little job for you, son.
[the scene cuts to Terry handing out towels in the boys' locker room]