Neil Morrissey credited as playing...
Tony
- Tony: [Tony has been trying to tattoo himself with a darning needle] It was going to read "Deborah, I love you", but now I'm just going for "Deb".
- Tony: Why does Dorothy still live with her parents?
- Gary Strang: Her Mother keeps threatening to kill herself if she moves out, I think she should risk it.
- Tony: [trying to get Deborah to sleep with him, she is into astrology at the time] I must lie down here in conjunction with you...
- Deborah: Oh look Tony I'm really sorry if I've hurt you.
- Tony: How do you mean?
- Deborah: Oh, y'know, me going out with Ray.
- Tony: Hardly even noticed to be honest.
- Deborah: So why did you open the window and shout "get lost smug estate agent bastard" at him?
- Tony: No, you see that wasn't him, that was this other estate agent on the other side of the road.
- Deborah: And he says he caught you pushing potato peelings through his car window.
- Tony: Oh yeah, I did do that. What, so you want me to stop?