Little Man Tate (1991)

P.J. Ochlan: Damon Wells

Quotes 

• Damon : Come on, wake up and face north twink. I'm an asshole, assholes don't have friends. But then I don't really care.

  Fred Tate : You don't?

  Damon : A reasonable man adapts himself to the world around him. An unreasonable man expects to the world to adapt *to* him. Therefor all progress is made by unreasonable men.

• Damon : You see, Fred, it isn't the size of a guy's IQ that matters. It's how he uses it.

• Jane : Damon? How many fingers?

  Damon : Orange.

• Garth : Why don't you play magic digit?

  Damon : Hey Garth, check out this magic digit

  [flips Garth the bird] 

• Jane : [after he recovers consciousness]  Damon, how many fingers?

  [She holds up three] 

  Damon : Orange.

  Jane : You'll be fine.