Leprechaun 2 (1994)
Sandy Baron: Morty
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Quotes
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Morty : [Dying] Help me.
Leprechaun : Love to, friend, but you're all out of wishes. Ha ha ha ha!
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Morty : Nothing tastes as good as a free pizza. Now if I could only figure out how to get free beer.
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Cody : You can't drive the tour.
Morty : Why not?
Cody : Because you're plastered!
Morty : What difference does that make? Now, never forget rule number one.
Cody : I know, never turn down a paying customer.
Morty : I may be a little loose, but I am not so far gone that I would turn away a packed hearse.
[Morty drunkenly tries to exit the bathroom, but walks into a toilet]
Morty : Of course, there's always rule number two.
Cody : Which is?
Morty : Never kill a paying customer.
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Morty : I should've returned that book to the library five years ago! I don't know what you saw, but leprechauns don't exist!
Leprechaun : What's that ya say? Leprechauns don't exist?
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Morty : Didn't anybody ever tell you not to drink and levitate?
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Morty : Okay so you found a gold coin and it looks like the one in this book. It's probably worth some cash. But this leprechaun stuff...
Cody : Listen, it says "Leprechauns are devious creatures. They live for trickery, even get pleasure out of it".
Morty : Cody, if you were taking some dope you would tell me, right?
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Leprechaun : Do you wish me out of the safe?
Morty : Yes, goddammit! I wish you out of the safe! Where the hell are you?
Leprechaun : You'll have to open the door. It's wrought iron. Remember? Didn't you read the book?