Star Trek: Voyager (1995–2001)
Robert Picardo: The Doctor, Dr. Lewis Zimmerman, Equinox EMH, ECH, EMH Mark I
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Quotes
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The Doctor : As appealing as that sounds, I'm a doctor, not a dragonslayer.
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The Doctor : Seven. Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
Seven of Nine : I have a date.
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[during the birth of B'Elanna's baby]
The Doctor : Will you relax?
B'Elanna Torres : If you tell me to relax one more time, I'm going to rip your holographic head off!
The Doctor : I hope you don't intend to kiss your baby with that mouth.
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The Doctor : Please state the nature of the medical - oh, it's you.
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The Doctor : You're a woman, Seven.
Seven of Nine : Is that an observation or a diagnosis?
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Neelix : I feel like I'm all alone.
The Doctor : You *are* all alone. I'm only a holographic projection.
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Seska : I won't play these games with the trick of light.
The Doctor : Sticks and stones won't break my bones, so you can imagine how I feel about being called names.
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Kes : On my home-world it's much simpler. You choose a mate for life. There's no distrust, no envy, no betrayal.
The Doctor : Your world must have very dry literature.
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[repeated line]
The Doctor : Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
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The Doctor : The Borg: party-poopers of the galaxy.
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The Doctor : All of us have violent instincts. We have evolved from predators. Well, not me, of course. I've been programmed by you predators.
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The Doctor : Small talk is a vital dating skill. It helps to establish a rapport with your companion.
Seven of Nine : Perhaps there's something to be said for assimilation after all.
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Neelix : Kaplagh!
The Doctor : Tallyho.
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The Doctor : Between impulse and action, there is a world of good taste begging for your acquaintance.
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The Doctor : I'm a Doctor, not a counterinsurgent.
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The Doctor : [to Seven about Icheb] Not to worry. I'll make it clear to him that persistence is futile.
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[the Doctor sees the bridge for the first time]
The Doctor : Well... it's bigger than I thought.
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The Doctor : You heard the man. Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs, just don't misplace them.
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The Doctor : I'll complain if I want to. It's comforting.
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Kes : Is something wrong?
The Doctor : Yes. Terribly wrong. Your brain is not on file.
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[to Seska about lying]
The Doctor : I was inspired by the presence of a Master.
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[Dr. Zimmerman talking to his EMH]
Dr. Zimmerman : Reginald was right about you. You have exceeded the sum of your program. You've accomplished far more than I could have ever predicted. But let's face facts, you never overcame the inherent flaws in your personality subroutine. You're arrogant. Irritable. A JERK, as Counsellor Troi would say.
The Doctor : I believe she was describing you as well.
Dr. Zimmerman : Don't change the subject.
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The Doctor : Seven of Nine, how's my favorite Borg today?
Seven of Nine : Annoyed.
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Seven of Nine : [examining the clothing the Doctor chose for her] I am unfamilliar with how to wear such a garment.
[goes to un-do her zipper]
Seven of Nine : Assist me.
The Doctor : [backing away slowly] I think you'll manage...
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The Doctor : Choose the word that would best describe your pain: burning, throbbing, piercing, pinching, biting, stinging, shooting.
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The Doctor : [to Tuvok] You're on your way back to being normal. Although I'm not sure how the word "normal" applies to a species that suppresses all their emotions.
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[During the birth of B'Elanna's baby]
The Doctor : Klingon deliveries can sometimes take days...
[B'Elanna grabs him and screams]
The Doctor : But I'm sure that won't be the case here.
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Icheb : [looking at his tricorder readings after B'lanna becomes disoriented] I'm detecting another lifesign.
Seven of Nine : [looking around engineering] Where?
Icheb : Inside Lieutenant Torres, it might be a parasite.
Seven of Nine : [tapping her comm badge to contact the doctor] Seven of Nine to the doctor, I will be accompanying Lieutenant Torres to sickbay.
The Doctor : What's wrong?
Seven of Nine : I believe she's pregnant.
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Captain Janeway : Doctor, I forgot about you.
The Doctor : How flattering.
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[convinced he's dying]
Tom Paris : Here lies Thomas Eugene Paris, beloved mutant.
The Doctor : You're too stubborn to die, Mr. Paris.
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The Doctor : You should know I'm a hologram and can't be bent, spindled, or mutilated, so don't bother trying.
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Kes : You've never been sick or in pain. I just wish once in your life you could know what it's like, how it makes you feel vulnerable, and little, and frail. Then you'd understand.
The Doctor : I don't have a life. I have a program.
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Dr. Zimmerman : The last beautiful woman who walked in here turned out to be him.
The Doctor : I'll take that as a compliment.
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The Doctor : I programmed myself with the symptoms of a 29-hour Levodian flu. Thus I will gain the experience that you suggest would be beneficial to the performance of my duties.
[sneezes, and grabs a tissue]
The Doctor : Holographic tissue paper for the holographic runny nose. Don't offer them to patients.
[blows his nose]
The Doctor : Hmmm. Interesting sensation, blowing one's nose. It's my first time.
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Tom Paris : OK, everybody! Place your bets!
[holds out black top hat]
Seamus Driscol : Three bob on Liam!
[puts money in top hat]
Tom Paris : Three bob it is.
The Doctor : Five shillings on Liam.
[puts money in top hat]
Tom Paris : Awww, you'll hurt Harry's feelings.
The Doctor : Oh, very well.
[takes money from top hat]
The Doctor : Two shillings on Mr Kim and I'll pray for a miracle.
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Dr. Zimmerman : [the Doctor] It... he, means a great deal to you, doesn't he?
Kes : Yes, "he" does.
