Toy Story 2 (1999)
Tim Allen: Buzz Lightyear
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Quotes
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Emperor Zurg : Surrender, Buzz Lightyear. *I* have won.
Buzz Lightyear #2 : I'll never give in. You killed my father!
Emperor Zurg : No, Buzz. I *am* your father!
Buzz Lightyear #2 : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Bo Peep : This is for Woody, when you find him.
[She gives Buzz a long kiss]
Buzz Lightyear : [cough] Um, okay, but it won't be the same coming from me.
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Rex : [gasps] What're we gonna do, Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2 : Use your head!
[the toys use Rex as a battering ram in the next shot]
Rex : But I don't wanna use my head!
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[last spoken lines]
Buzz Lightyear : You still worried?
Woody : About Andy? Nah, it will be fun while it lasts.
Buzz Lightyear : I'm proud of you, cowboy.
Woody : Besides, when it all ends I'll have old Buzz Lightyear to keep me company - for infinity and beyond.
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Buzz Lightyear : Woody, stop this nonsense and let's go.
Woody : Nah, Buzz.
[sigh]
Woody : I can't go. I can't abandon these guys. They *need* me to get into this museum. Without me, they'll go back into storage. Maybe forever.
Buzz Lightyear : Woody, you're not a collector's item, you're a child's plaything. You - are - a *toy*!
Woody : For how much longer? One more rip, and Andy's done with me. And what do I do then, Buzz? Huh? You tell me.
Buzz Lightyear : Somewhere in that pad of stuffing is a toy who taught me that life's only worth living if you're being loved by a kid. And I traveled all this way to rescue that toy because I believed him.
Woody : Well, you wasted your time.
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Rex : Buzz, you could have defeated Zurg all along! You just need to *believe* in yourself!
Emperor Zurg : [Points his blaster at Buzz #2 set at the highest level] Prepare to die!
Rex : Aah! I can't look!
[as Rex turns he accidentally knocks Zurg down the elevator shaft with his tail]
Emperor Zurg : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Rex : I did it; I finally defeated Zurg!
Buzz Lightyear #2 : [forlornly reaching down toward the abyss] Father.
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[Buzz #2 and the other toys tries to get Woody back home]
Buzz Lightyear : Hold it right there!
All : Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2 : You again?
Buzz Lightyear : Woody! Thank goodness you're all right.
Woody : Buzz, what is going on?
Buzz Lightyear #2 : [throws Woody onto the floor] Hold on! I am Buzz Lightyear, and I'm in charge of this detachment.
Buzz Lightyear : No, *I'm* Buzz Lightyear.
Buzz Lightyear #2 : [arguing with Buzz #1] *I'm* Buzz Lightyear!
Buzz Lightyear : *I* am Buzz Lightyear!
Woody : So, who's the *real* Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear , Buzz Lightyear #2 : I am!
Buzz Lightyear #2 : Don't let this imposter fool you! He's been trained by Zurg himself to mimic my every move.
[Buzz opens up Buzz #2's helmet, leaving him to choke on the "Toxic Air" around him]
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Buzz Lightyear : Good work, men. Two blocks down and only nineteen more to go.
Mr. Potato Head : What?
Rex , Hamm , Slinky Dog : Nineteen?
Mr. Potato Head : Are we gonna do this all night? My parts are killing me.
Buzz Lightyear : Come on, fellas. Did Woody give up when Sid had me strapped to a rocket?
Mr. Potato Head , Rex , Hamm , Slinky Dog : No.
Buzz Lightyear : No. And did he give up when you threw him out of the back of that moving van?
Mr. Potato Head : Oh, you had to bring *that* up!
Buzz Lightyear : No, he didn't! We have a friend in need, and we will not rest until he's safe in Andy's room! Now, let's move out!
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Buzz Lightyear : Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot Schmoes.
Woody : [lamely] They're called "S'mores", Buzz.
Buzz Lightyear : Yes, yes. Of course.
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[Buzz holds up his boot to the other toys, with Andy's Name underneath it, proving to them that he's their Buzz]
Buzz Lightyear #2 : [Closing his helmet] Will somebody *please* explain what's going on?
Buzz Lightyear : It's all right, Space Ranger. It's a code 546.
Buzz Lightyear #2 : [gasps] You mean it's a...?
Buzz Lightyear : Yes.
Buzz Lightyear #2 : And he's a...?
Buzz Lightyear : Oh, yeah.
[Buzz #2 runs over to Woody and gets down on his knees]
Buzz Lightyear #2 : Your Majesty.
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[the road leading to Al's Toy Barn on the other side has a tonne of Traffic in the way of the Toys]
Rex : Oh well, we tried.
Buzz Lightyear : [Holds onto Rex's tail] We'll have to cross.
Rex , Slinky Dog , Mr. Potato Head , Hamm : WHAT?
Mr. Potato Head : You're not turning me into a Mashed Potato.
Slinky Dog : I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is.
Buzz Lightyear : There must be a safe way.
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Buzz Lightyear : [Having figured out the Liscence Plate with the help of Mr. Spell] Etch, Draw that man in a Chicken Suit.
[Etch redraws the picture of Al holding Woody wearing a Chicken Suit, which bears a Striking Resemblance to the Chicken Mascot from the Al's Toy Barn Commercial]
Rex : [Surprised] It's the chicken man!
Buzz Lightyear : That's our guy!
Hamm : I knew there was somethin' I didn't like about that chicken.
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Buzz Lightyear : [after spotting the Al's Toy Barn commercial] Now, Etch.
[Etch draws up what's shown on the TV]
Buzz Lightyear : *That's* where I need to go.
Rex : You can't go, Buzz. You'll never make it there.
Buzz Lightyear : Woody once risked his life to save mine, and I couldn't call myself his friend if I wasn't willing to do the same. Now who's with me?
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Buzz Lightyear : Buzz, are you coming?
Buzz Lightyear #2 : No, I... I have a lot of catching up to do with my dad.
[Buzz throws the ball back to Zurg; it hits him on the head]
Emperor Zurg : Good throw, son. That's my boy! Go long, Buzzy!
[throws Buzz #2 another ball]
Buzz Lightyear #2 : Oh, you're a great dad. Yippee!
Buzz Lightyear : Farewell!
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[to Jessie]
Buzz Lightyear : Uh, ma - ma'am? I, uh, um, well, I just wanted to say you're a bright young woman with a beautiful yarn full of hair. A hair full of yarn. It's ah... um... I must go.
Jessie : [brings him back] Well aren't you just the sweetest space toy I ever did meet!
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Buzz Lightyear #2 : [Watching the elevator Al went into go up] Blast, he's at Level 23.
Slinky Dog : How are we gonna get up there?
Rex : Maybe if we found some balloons, we could float to the top.
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[Whilst the toys search the Woody on Al's Office, unaware that he's not really there and in Al's Apartment, Al enters talking on the phone and walking over to the Fax Machine]
Slinky Dog : [Whispering] It's him.
Hamm : The Chicken Man.
Buzz Lightyear #2 : Funny, he doesn't look like poultry.
Slinky Dog : That's the Kidnapper alright.
Buzz Lightyear #2 : Kidnapper, an Agent of Zurg if I ever saw one.
Al McWiggin : [Putting a photo of Woody through the Fax Machine] And the Piece de Resistance. I promise the Collection will be the Crown Jewel of your Museum.
[the photo pops out the Fax Machine through the other side, landing on the floor where the toys hid]
Slinky Dog : It's Woody
Al McWiggin : Now that I have your attention, imagine we added another Zero to the price, huh? What?
Al McWiggin : [Overjoyed] Yes? Yes! You've got yourself a deal! I'll be on the next flight to Japan!
Mr. Potato Head : [Shocked] He's selling Woody to a Toy Museum.
Rex : In *Japan*.
[the toys all jump into Al's Bag]
Buzz Lightyear #2 : Into the Poultry Man's Cargo Unit. He'll lead us to Zurg. Move, move, move!
[Rex's tail hangs out of the bag, Al picks it up and laughs]
Al McWiggin : [Cheering to himself] I'm gonna be rich! Rich! Rich!
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Buzz Lightyear : [looking at another toy of himself] Am I really that fat?
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Rex : [as he and the Other Toys walk through the bushes] Losing health units... Must rest...
Buzz Lightyear : Is everyone present and accounted for?
Mr. Potato Head : Not quite everybody.
Buzz Lightyear : Who's behind?
Slinky Dog : Mine...
[Slinky Dog's back half catches up with the group]
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[At the beginning of the movie, Rex just lost a Buzz Lightyear vs. Emperor Zurg game, right when nearly winning]
Rex : No, no, no, no.
Buzz Lightyear : Oh, you almost had him.
Rex : I'm never gonna defeat Zurg!
Buzz Lightyear : Sure, you will, Rex. In fact, you're a better Buzz than I am.
Rex : But look at my little arms! I can't press the fire button and jump at the same time!
[gestures those buttons]
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Alien toys : [Inside the Pizza Planet Truck] Ooooh! Strangers! From the outside!
Buzz Lightyear : [groans] Oh, no!
Rex : [as the Traffic Lights up ahead turn red, forcing Al to stop] He's at a Red Light. We can catch him.
Buzz Lightyear : Natural Power Slink!
[Slinky hits the Gas Peddle, but the car doesn't start]
Rex : [the Lights turn green, allowing Al to continue driving off] Ah! They've turned green, hurry!
Buzz Lightyear : Why won't it go?
Alien toys : [Referring to the gear knob] Use the Wand of Power.
[Mr. Potato Head pulls the handle, starting up the car]
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Buzz Lightyear #2 : We've been detected! The walls! They're closing in!
[grabs Mr. Potato head and mounts him aganist the celing of the vent]
Buzz Lightyear #2 : Quick, help me prop up Vegetable man here or we're done for!
Mr. Potato Head : Hey! Put me down you moron!
Rex : Hey, guys, look, it's not the walls, it's the elevator.
[the elevator further down the shaft arrives at the bottom]
Buzz Lightyear #2 : [Looking up, it's quite a way] Come on, we've got no time to lose. Everyone grab hold!
[Buzz #2 draws out a rope from his Utility Belt, tossing it to the other toys, and activates 2 Suction Magnets from the sides. He then starts climbing up at the side of the shaft]
Hamm : Uh Buzz? Why not just take the Elevator?
Buzz Lightyear #2 : They'll be expecting that.
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Buzz Lightyear #2 : [Holding Buzz against the glass after he snuck into his display, and talking to his "Mission Log"] Buzz Lightyear to Star Command. I have an AWOL Space Ranger.
Buzz Lightyear : Tell me I wasn't this deluded...
Buzz Lightyear #2 : Don't back talk! I have a laser, and I'm not afraid to use it.
Buzz Lightyear : You mean a laser that's really a lightbulb?
[Buzz #2's lightbulb blinks, then he jumps up onto a Small Cardboard Moon above]
Buzz Lightyear #2 : Has your mind been melded? You could have killed me, Space Ranger! Or should I say, "traitor?"
Buzz Lightyear : I don't have time for this...
Buzz Lightyear #2 : [Holding his "laser" directly at Buzz as he walks away] Halt! I order you to halt!
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Woody : I have no choice, Buzz. This is my only chance.
Buzz Lightyear : To do what Woody? Watch kids from behind glass and never be loved again? Some life.
[Buzz closes the heat duct behind him as he and the other toys leave sadly, and the Rest of the Roundup Gang approach Woody]
Stinky Pete the Prospector : Good going Woody. I thought they'd never leave.
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Buzz Lightyear : Woody you're in Danger here, we need to leave now.
Rex : Al's selling you to a Toy Museum, in Japan.
Woody : I know! It's okay, Buzz. I actually wanna go.
Mr. Potato Head : [Shocked] What? Are you crazy?
Woody : Look, the thing is, I'm this rare "Sheriff Woody" doll, and these guys, are my - round-up gang.
Buzz Lightyear : Woody, what are you talking about?
Woody : What am I talking about? "Woody's Round-Up"! Oh, it's this great old T.V. show, and I was the star.
[turns on T.V. and "Woody's Round-Up" video starts playing]
Woody : See, look, that's me!
Hamm : This is weirdin' me out.
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[first lines]
Buzz Lightyear : [landing on Zurg's planet in the Buzz Lightyear Video Game] Buzz Lightyear to mission log: All signs point to this planet as location of Zurg's fortress, but there seems to be no signs of intelligent life anywhere...
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[the Toys have successfully made it across the road wearing Rubber Cones, but have caused a number of Car Crashes]
Mr. Potato Head : [Throwing the Cone off him] Well that went well.
[the Large Rolling Cyllinder that almost crushed him continues rolling forward, and knocks down a Lampost]
Buzz Lightyear : Good work Gentleman. We're getting much closer to Woody
[as Buzz and the other toys head off to Al's Toy Barn, the camera pans over at Al's Apartment across the road, Woody's Real Whereabouts]
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Jessie : [after escaping the plane] We did it!
Buzz Lightyear : [to Woody] Nice roping, cowboy!
Jessie : That was definitely Woody's finest hour!
Buzz Lightyear : [hands Woody his hat] Your hat, partner.
[a plane lands behind them, startling them]
Woody : Let's... go home.
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Buzz Lightyear : [after catching up with the case] Okay, Woody, let's go!
[the Prospector suddenly punches him causing him to fall off the conveyor belt]
Prospector : Take that, space toy!
Woody : [pops up beside him] Hey! No one does that to my friend!
[tackles him out of the case. They wrestle until Prospector kicks Woody off him. He then uses his pickax to open a tiny tear on Woody's arm]
Prospector : Your choice, Woody. You can go to Japan together or in pieces. If he fixed ya once, he can fix ya again! Now get in the box!
Woody : Never!
Prospector : [raises his pickax] Fine!
[Woody braces himself when all of a sudden, a white light flashes in Prospector's eyes. It's revealed to be Buzz and the others using the cameras they discovered]
Buzz Lightyear : [grabs and hoists Prospector up] Gotcha!
Prospector : Idiots! Children destroy toys! You will be ruined, forgotten! Spending eternity rotting in some landfill!
Woody : Well, Stinky Pete, I think it's time you learned the true meaning of playtime.
[points to something off-screen]
Woody : Right over there, guys!
Prospector : No! No! NO!
[the scene cuts to Prospector in a little girl's bag]
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Wheezy : Mr. Buzz Lightyear, you just got to save my pal Woody.
[coughs]
Buzz Lightyear : I'll do my best, son.
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Emperor Zurg : [In Video Game] So, we meet again Buzz Lightyear, for the last time!
Buzz Lightyear : Not today, Zurg!
[Zurg fires at Buzz, whose reflecting Zurg's attacks with a Metalic Shield]
Emperor Zurg : [after having been hit by the shield Buzz threw at him] Aah!
[Zurg fires at Buzz as he jumps over. Just as Buzz is about to fire his laser, Zurg finishes him off, leaving only his lower half to remain]
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Buzz Lightyear : To Al's Toy Barn... and beyond.
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[Buzz and Slinky are going after Woody's Suitcase at the Airport. Slinky's back legs get caught at the handle of another suitcase taking him in a different conveyor belt away from Buzz]
Slinky Dog : Buzz, Buzz! My backend's going to Baton Rouge!
[Gets pulled away off screen]
Buzz Lightyear : Slinky!
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Hamm : [the toys are climbing up an elevator shaft. Some coins fall out of Hamm's stomach opening] Uh oh. Hey, heads up down there.
Slinky Dog : [They hit Slinky in the face] Whoa, Pork bellies are falling.
Mr. Potato Head : [Lands on one of Mr. Potato Head's eyes, which he manages to flick off easily] Hey, how much farther Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2 : Half way, there.
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Buzz Lightyear #2 : [Rex having pushed the Other Toys down due to slipping, causes Buzz #2's weight to give in] What was I thinking? My Anti-gravity servos
[Presses the button on his Utility Belt, lighting it up, unaware that he's just a toy]
Buzz Lightyear #2 : Hang tight everyone, I'm going to let go of the wall.
[the other toys all look up at him shocked]
Slinky Dog : Huh?
Rex : What?
Mr. Potato Head : He wouldn't!
Buzz Lightyear #2 : One!
Hamm : He would.
Hamm : Two!
Slinky Dog , Rex , Mr. Potato Head , Hamm : DON'T DO IT, BUZZ!
Buzz Lightyear #2 : Three!
[he lets go of the wall and they all land on the elevator, which is coming up the shaft]
Buzz Lightyear #2 : To infinity and beyond! Approaching destination. Reengaging gravity.
[Turns off Belt]
Buzz Lightyear #2 : [gets off the elevator into the vent] Area secure.
Slinky Dog , Rex , Mr. Potato Head , Hamm : [all moaning]
Buzz Lightyear #2 : It's OK troops, the antigravity sickness will wear off momentarily. Now, let's move!
Mr. Potato Head : Remind me to glue his helmet shut when we get back.
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[Buzz is trying to figure out the vehicle's owner that stole Woody, by trying to see what the License Plate means, as well as the Plastic Feathers that fell out of the boot]
Mr. Potato Head : What are you doing Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear : ?
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[Buzz #2 straps Buzz into an Empty Box]
Buzz Lightyear : Listen to me, listen to me, you're not really a Space Ranger, you're a Toy.
Buzz Lightyear : [Muffled from inside the box] We're all toys, can you hear me?
Buzz Lightyear #2 : Well, that should hold you until the Court-Martial!
Buzz Lightyear : [as he's being placed onto a shelf, straining] Do you have any idea what you're doing? Let me go.
Tour guide Barbie : [Arriving in the Toy Car with the Other Toys] And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle. Back in 1995, short-sighted retailers did not order enough dolls to meet demand.
Hamm : Hey Buzz!
Buzz Lightyear #2 : [Turns around, pointing his "laser" at the Toys] Halt! Who goes there?
[the car stops]
Mr. Potato Head : Quit clowning around and get in the car.
Rex : Buzz! I know how to Defeat Zurg!
Buzz Lightyear #2 : [Stops pointing his "laser"] You do?
Rex : C'mon. I'll tell you on the way.
Buzz Lightyear : [From inside the Cardboard Box] No, no, guys! You've got the Wrong Buzz! You've got the Wrong Buzz!
Hamm : [Noticing Buzz #2's Utility Belt] Say, where'd you get the cool belt Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2 : Well, Slotted Pig, they're standard issue.
[the Other Toys drive off, leaving "Their Buzz" behind, struggling inside the Cardboard Box on the shelf, as the Camera zooms out]
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[the toys are now in a Pet Carrier, placed onto the Conveyor Belt at the Airport]
Alien toys : The Mystic Portal. Ooh!
Buzz Lightyear : Once we go through, we just need to find that case.
[They pass through into an Area with Multiple Conveyor Belts and Multiple Suitcases]
Mr. Potato Head : [Gasps, as his Extra Pair of Shoes and Angry Eyes fall out of his Compartment]
[the toys then slide down at a fast rate, and tumble out of the Pet Carrier they've been in onto the Conveyor Belt below]
Slinky Dog : [Spotting a Green Suitcase in the Distance in front of them] There's the case.
Hamm : [Spotting Another Green Suitcase on the Conveyor Belt below them] No there's the case.
Buzz Lightyear : You guys take that one, we'll take this one.
[Buzz and Slinky go after the Suitcase spotted in the Distance, whilst Hamm, Rex, Mr. Potato Head, and the Alien Toys go after the Suitcase underneath them]
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[Al has just packed up the Roundup Toys, including Woody, into his Suitcase to go to Japan]
Buzz Lightyear : Quick to the Elevator!
[All Run down the vent to the Elevator. Al has just pressed the button to send the Elevator up]
Buzz Lightyear : Hurry, I can hear it coming.
[the toys all come to a halt as the Elevator arrives up the shaft. A Zurg toy that Buzz accidentally set loose from Al's Toy Barn has arrived standing ontop]
Emperor Zurg : So we meet again Buzz Lightyear. For the Last Time.
Buzz Lightyear , Buzz Lightyear #2 , Rex : [Shocked] It's Zurg!
[Zurg draws out his Blaster, which is really a Nerf Ball Gun]
Rex : Watch out. He's got an Ion Blaster.
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[Al arrives back at his penthouse, but leaves his bag with the Toys in the car]
Rex : He didn't take the bag!
Buzz Lightyear #2 : No time to lose!
[Buzz #2 struggles to open the locked door handle, and watches Al head to the Elevator]
Buzz Lightyear #2 : He's Ascending in a Verticle Transporter.
[Jumps back onto the Car Seat and opens up his wings, hanging onto Rex and Mr. Potato Head, not knowing that he's just a toy]
Buzz Lightyear #2 : Alright everyone, Hang on! We're gonna blast to the roof!
Rex : Uh, Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2 : To Infinity, and Beyond!
[Nothing happens, Buzz #2 remains standing firm]
Mr. Potato Head : What are you, insane?
[Runs over to the Car Lock, with Rex giving him a boost]
Mr. Potato Head : Stand still Godzilla.
[Strains to lift the lock with his weak arms]
Buzz Lightyear #2 : [Confused, but still doesn't know the truth] I don't understand. Somehow my Fuel cells have gone dry...
[Leans against the Electric Window Switch, which successfully pops open the lock that Mr. Potato Head is still struggling to pull open]
Mr. Potato Head : Aaaah!
[Mr. Potato Head having had his arms pulled off in the process bounces backwards and lands upside in the Cup Holder]
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Buzz Lightyear #2 : [while the Toys are trying to find a way into Al's Apartment] Troops, over here!
[Buzz #2 removes the Heat duct around the Apartment, leading into it's ventage system]
Buzz Lightyear #2 : [to Rex, based on what he said from reading the Manual of how to defeat Zurg in the Buzz Lightyear video game] Just like you said, Lizard Man. In the shadows to the left.
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[last lines]
Buzz Lightyear : [walking up to Woody] You still worried?
Woody : About Andy? Nah. It'll be fun while it lasts.
Buzz Lightyear : I'm proud of you, cowboy.
Woody : Besides, when it all ends, I'll have old Buzz Lightyear to keep me company. For infinity and beyond.
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Little Girl at Yard Sale : Mommy look at this! Mommy look it's a cowboy dolly!
Rex : Hey that's not her toy!
Buzz Lightyear : No! No! No!
Slinky Dog : What's that little gal think she's doing?
Little Girl at Yard Sale : Mommy! Mommy can we get it? Please Mommy! Please!
Mom at yard sale : Oh honey you don't want that toy! It's broken!
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Rex : Guys, we can't park here! It's a white zone!
Alien toys : You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful.
Buzz Lightyear : There he is!
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[Rex has just lost in a video game]
Rex : Oh no! No, no, no.
Buzz Lightyear : Oh, you almost had him.
Rex : I'm never gonna defeat Zurg!
Buzz Lightyear : Sure you will, Rex. In fact, you're a better Buzz than I am.
Rex : But look at my little arms! I can't press the fire button and jump at the same time!
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[Woody is looking for his hat in a dresser]
Buzz Lightyear : Woody?
Woody : Huh?
[Woody bangs his head and falls down]
Buzz Lightyear : Oh. Hang on, cowboy!
[He helps Woody up]
Buzz Lightyear : Woody, are you all right?
Woody : Oh. Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine, Buzz. Okay. Here's your list of things to do while I'm gone. Batteries need to be changed. Toys in the bottom of the chest need to be rotated. Oh, and make sure everyone attends Mr Spell's seminar on what to do if you or a part of you is swallowed. Okay? Okay. Good. Okay.
Buzz Lightyear : Woody, you haven't found your hat yet, have you?
Woody : No! And Andy's leaving for cowboy camp any minute, and I can't find it anywhere!
Buzz Lightyear : Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours, you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious, hot sch'moes.
Woody : They're called s'mores, Buzz.
Woody : Right. Right. Of course. Has anyone found Woody's hat yet?
