- John McWhirter: Hey, shouldn't you be out, crackin' big stories?
- Carl Smythe: Shouldn't you be out crackin' open a bottle of scotch?
- John McWhirter: Wow, real subtle, Carl.
- Carl Smythe: Subtle?
- John McWhirter: Yeah.
- Carl Smythe: You sure you know what that means, John? You should look it up, it's in the dictionary, right around the word "Sober", so you may not have seen it.
- John McWhirter: Oh yeah, I've seen it. Yeah, it's right before 'Suck my dick'.