- [while struggling with Marcus, Simon produces a cross]
- Marcus: Sorry sport. I'm an atheist.
- [a dagger pops out of the cross's base]
- Simon Sheppard: God loves you anyway.
- [He stabs Marcus in the eye with it]
- Dracula: Everything I am is yours.
- Simon Sheppard: [trying to find her] Mary! Mary!
- Dracula: And all you are is mine.
- Abraham Van Helsing: You-you can't have her... ever!
- Dracula: Can't I?
- Abraham Van Helsing: If you harm my daughter, I swear to the Lord Christ...
- Dracula: Shh! He doesn't care. In that you can trust. You stole life from my blood and passed it to another. She's my Mary now.
- Abraham Van Helsing: No. Never! You want revenge? Take it! Right here, right now!
- Dracula: You know not the depths of my vengeance.
- Dracula: You cannot imagine what I've had to endure. I have borne the very wrath of God, chosen to suffer like no man before.
- Simon Sheppard: What just happened in there?
- Abraham Van Helsing: I told you to kill her! They can be killed by silver, by sunlight or by stakes. You must pierce their heart or behead them. They are nosferatu, vampires.
- Simon Sheppard: And you knew this? And-and-and you're all right with this?
- Abraham Van Helsing: I had them destroyed, eradicated. All but one: my secret in the abbey. He is what they stole.
- Simon Sheppard: Who?
- Abraham Van Helsing: Dracula. Dracula: not myth, nor ravings of a mad Irish novelist, oh no. He's real, I assure you.
- Simon Sheppard: This is the fucking Twilight Zone!
- Solina: [to Simon] You Brits like to sweet-talk and you Brits like to romance, and all I wanna do is suck.
- Abraham Van Helsing: If anything down here moves, shoot it. You understand? Shoot it in the heart or cut off its head. You understand? They are the undead.
- Simon Sheppard: The undead... *undead*!
- [Mary escapes from the vampiric Lucy and enters an eerie velvet hallway only to quickly encounter Valerie, also a vampire. Valerie screeches at a frightened Mary, who corners her]
- Valerie Sharp: [demonic] So what makes you the one? What do you have that we don't have?
- Solina: [distorted] Oh, I know.
- [Solina crawls on the wall from the left]
- Solina: I know your secret. Oh, yes.
- Mary: [sobs] No.
- Solina: Yeah, I can still taste it on your daddy's blood.
- Valerie Sharp: Oh, yes. The essence.
- [Solina hisses]
- Valerie Sharp: What he took from Dracula, he passed on to you.
- Solina: Born with his blood, but not like the rest of us.
- Lucy: [appears from the right;sultry] Daddy's little prodigal.
- Valerie Sharp: Sorry about your old man. We sucked him dry.
- Valerie Sharp: You gettin' the crash? You gettin' the sunset? You gettin' the tits?
- J.T.: Yeah, well, it's the talent that matters, Val.
- Valerie Sharp: And don't you forget it.
- [last lines]
- Mary: I am Mary Van Helsing. I am my father's daughter. And nothing can ever take that away.
- Detective Gautreaux: Solina, Dr. Seward here tells me you believe yourself to be a vampire. Now how does one become a vampire, Solina?
- Solina: No, how does one become... a lover?
- Detective Gautreaux: Well, I-I don't know.
- Solina: [Groans] One is chosen.
- Detective Gautreaux: You see that?
- Dr. Seward: See what?
- Solina: [sighs; Sultry voice] Would you like to be chosen, Mr. Detective? Are you waiting for a woman to choose you as a lover?
- Detective Gautreaux: You getting this on tape?
- Solina: [Yells] Look at me when I'm talking to you!
- Detective Gautreaux: Now, Solina, you... you can't see me.
- Solina: Of course I can.
- [walks toward the one-way mirror as Solina can see through it; long, sultry sigh]
- Solina: I can even see the outline of your cock through your pants. Don't pretend we're not interested. You know, it's a special thing to be chosen. Feels like...
- [breathes heavily]
- Solina: ... being born.
- Simon Sheppard: [Translating Slavic text on a crossbow] "All fear he who walks beneath the crown of Eternal Night."
- Abraham Van Helsing: No, no, no, no, it's not crown, it's halo; beneath the Halo of Eternal Night
- Simon Sheppard: Oh, well, you see why the design never survived. And look how heavy it is compared to what they were using in England at the time.
- Abraham Van Helsing: [talking about the crossbow in his hands] Ah, while the English made them for firing arrow shafts of wood, this was made for firing metal... silver.
- Mary: [seeing Dracula outside of her bedroom] Wake up... wake up... it's the dream... you know it's the dream. Wake up!
- Mary: [confessing to her pastor] I've had these dreams my whole life. Trapped in darkness with this man. I used to think they were just... nightmares.
- Solina: Does English charm work on English women?
- Simon Sheppard: Why not, Solina? One reason.
- Solina: I don't date men that I work with.
- [Solina, a vampire, throws herself on Simon, but freezes when he holds a set of garden shears to her neck]
- Solina: [seductive] Simon...
- Simon Sheppard: Better make it good.
- Solina: You and I, we could...
- Simon Sheppard: [cuts her head off] No!
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