- Carl: I think Lee is like... Have you ever seen a dog get hit by a car but walk away? And there's this impact and you know something terrible has happened to that dog but it walks away and it doesn't seem to even realize the implications cause it just goes on. But you know that something terrible has happened inside this dog. That's, I think, what happened to Lee. It's like she's a dog that got hit by a car, and she walked away and she's still walking, but some very, very important things inside her are damaged.
- [from the trailer]
- Carl: You can't pretend that you are having sex with someone, when you are actually having sex with them.
- Arty: [on the set of Arty's play, "The Sound and the Fuhrer"] Great. Now I have three hours to find a new Ava Braun.
- Hitler: You know what? Fuck her. And here's why.
- Hitler: Number One - Anyone who's offended by drinking blood, obviously doesn't drink blood.
- Hitler: Number Two - Anyone who drinks as much blood as I do knows it has no effect.
- Hitler: Number Three - There is absolutely no scientific connection between drinking a shot of blood a day and being an extraordinary actor.
- Hitler: And Number Four - it is impossible to prove Number Three.