Bad Santa (2003)
Bryan Callen: Miami Bartender
Quotes
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Miami Bartender : Hey, asshole. How many times I gotta tell you, get out from behind my bar! Put the drink down right now. Put the drink down right now!
Willie : [gulps drink down] Fuck you.
Miami Bartender : Fuck me?
[lunges at Willie; they fight]
Willie : Ow!
[Willie is thrown over the bar; He recovers and chucks a glass at the bartender]
Willie : Fuck you!
Miami Bartender : Fucking prick.
Willie : Asshole!
Miami Bartender : Get the fuck out of here right now!
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[Cut to Willie behind bar cutting limes, presumably working as a bartender]
Miami Bartender : Hey! Asshole! How many times I gotta tell you? Get out from behind my bar!
[Willie starts downing a glass of vodka]
Miami Bartender : Put the drink down right now! PUT THE DRINK DOWN RIGHT NOW!
Willie : Ah! Fuck you.
Miami Bartender : Oh fuck me?
[grabs Willie, throws him over bar]
Willie : [Throws full bottle of vodka, runs away, then turns] Aa-asshole!
Miami Bartender : GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!