- Wilma Flintstone: What has happened to your Christmas spirit, Fred Flintstone?
- Fred Flintstone: I'll tell you what happened to it. It's sitting in some pawn shop with my watch and wallet! That kid is *not* setting foot in our house, and that's final!
- Stella Stalactite: I called the media. He was even unwanted by Bedrock's *Most* Wanted.
- Stony: Aww, I'm not *that* bad!
- Fred Flintstone: He stuck us up with a *gun*!
- Stony: It was just a twig.
- [shows Fred]
- Stony: See? It doesn't even have a trigger.
- [Fred scowls at him]
- Stony: Stella, tell him that's a joke.
- Fred Flintstone: [in a hospital after a man beat Fred with a Christmas Tree] What next? I've been mummed, insulted, decked with a Christmas Tree...
- Barney Rubble: Yes. And now you're gonna have to eat hospital food.