When "The One" dies, Orpheum must find the "Other One."When "The One" dies, Orpheum must find the "Other One."When "The One" dies, Orpheum must find the "Other One."
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Dana Michael Woods
- Orpheum
- (as Dana Woods)
- Director
- Writer
- All cast & crew
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Storyline
Did you know
- TriviaThe first independently financed, produced and distributed film to ever premiere at the world-famous Graumans Chinese Theater.
- ConnectionsReferences 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
- SoundtracksMurphy's Law
Performed by The Fuzz Brothers
Courtesy of Lightstone Entertainment
Featured review
Huh?!
Director A. Raven Cruz has managed to effectively make one long tribute to the creative talents of Phil Tucker (Robot Monster), Hal Warren (Manos, the Hand of Fate), and the ubiquitous Edward D. Wood.
Now Phil Tucker at least worked with Lenny Bruce, and did have a rudimentary knowledge of editing (how else could he have cut all that stock footage into his films). And Hall Warren at least had the common decency to stop making films, after his first one. And Ed Wood, well bless his pointed angora draped head, he was just too wacky to ignore. But one thing these guys all had in common, they tried to tell a story.
The Helix: Loaded is a vanity piece masquerading as a movie. Anyone that could look at this film and believe it deserves a "10" has been sitting in a closed garage with the engine running. "The Helix: Loaded" doesn't simply suck. It Swallows!
Now Phil Tucker at least worked with Lenny Bruce, and did have a rudimentary knowledge of editing (how else could he have cut all that stock footage into his films). And Hall Warren at least had the common decency to stop making films, after his first one. And Ed Wood, well bless his pointed angora draped head, he was just too wacky to ignore. But one thing these guys all had in common, they tried to tell a story.
The Helix: Loaded is a vanity piece masquerading as a movie. Anyone that could look at this film and believe it deserves a "10" has been sitting in a closed garage with the engine running. "The Helix: Loaded" doesn't simply suck. It Swallows!
Details
Box office
- Budget
- $1,000,000 (estimated)
- Gross US & Canada
- $3,700
- Opening weekend US & Canada
- $3,500
- Mar 27, 2005
- Gross worldwide
- $3,700
- Runtime1 hour 37 minutes
- Color
- Sound mix
- Aspect ratio
- 1.78 : 1
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