Toy Story 3 (2010)
Michael Keaton: Ken
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Quotes
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Lotso : Ken? New toys!
Ken : Far out! Down in a jiff, Lotso.
[goes down the elevator]
Ken : So, who's ready for Ken's dream tour?
Lotso : Let's show our new friends where they'll be staying!
Ken : Uh, folks, if you'll just want to step right this way...
[he sees Barbie]
Ken : Hi, I'm Ken.
Barbie : Barbie. Have we ever met?
Ken : I would have remembered.
[she laughs]
Ken : Love your leg wamers!
Barbie : Nice ascot!
Lotso : Come on, Ken, recess don't last forever.
Ken : Right on, Lotso. This way everybody.
Lotso : Got a lot to look forward to, folks. The little ones love new toys.
Buzz Lightyear : What a nice bear!
Rex the Green Dinosaur : And he smells like strawberries.
Woody : Ugh.
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Ken : [Giving Andy's toys a tour of the daycare, Ken passes his dollhouse] And this... well, this is where I live. It's got a disco, it's got a dune buggy, and a whole room just for trying on clothes.
Barbie : [gasps] You have everything!
Ken : Everything... except someone to share it with...
[he walks away]
Barbie : [sighs lovingly]
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Chunk : [Buzz has just successfully made it to the window over the Caterpillar Room door, at sunset, and now he hears two voices approaching in the hallway below] Heh, heh heh heh... You think they had a fun playtime?
Twitch : Shh! They might hear you!
[Buzz hears giggling to his left and looks over to another doorway where Barbie and Ken are talking to each other]
Ken : Okay, now you start.
Barbie : I...
Ken : love...
Barbie : you! Oh!
Ken : See? That time I said "love"! Okay, now me first.
[Buzz gives them a strange look]
Barbie : [overlapping] Ooh! Okay okay okay...
Ken : I...
Barbie : love...
Ken : you! You see what I mean? It changes every time!
Barbie : [laughing] You are so smart!
[Twitch and Chunk pass them]
Twitch : [grabbing Ken's collar] C'mon, Romeo. We're late.
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Ken : No one appreciates clothes here, Barbie! No one.
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[Barbie is tearing up Ken's outfits to get him to reveal information, whilst he's tied up to a paddle ball]
Barbie : Let's see... Hawaiian surf trunks!
[she rips them in half]
Ken : Barbie, those were vintage! It's okay! Go ahead, rip 'em! They're a dime a dozen!
Barbie : Ooh! Glitter tux!
[she rips it in half]
Ken : Who cares? Who cares? Sequins are tacky!
Barbie : A Nehru jacket!
Ken : Barbie! Not the Nehru!
Barbie : This is from, what? 1967?
Ken : The Groovy Formal Collection, yes!
Barbie : What a shame.
[Barbie makes little tears in the jacket. The stitches separate before Ken's eyes]
Ken : Oh, no! No! No, no, no! There's an instruction manual!
[the paddle ball he's tie to falls to the floor]
Ken : Lotso switched Buzz to Demo Mode!
Barbie : Where's that manual?
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Buzz Lightyear : Lotso, there's been a mistake.
Lotso : A mistake?
Buzz Lightyear : The children in the Caterpillar Room are not age-appropriate for me and my friends. We respectfully request a transfer to the Butterfly Room.
Lotso : Well, request granted!
Ken : But Lotso...
Lotso : Hush now, Kenneth. This toy showed initiative, leadership. Why I'd say, we have ourselves a keeper. You hear that? We got a keeper!
[Lotso's gang cheers in delight]
Lotso : We're calling you up to the big leagues, son. From now on, you'll have anything you want.
Buzz Lightyear : Excellent. I'll go get my friends.
Lotso : Whoa, Whoa. Hold on there, Boss man. Those Caterpillar kids need *someone* to play with.
Buzz Lightyear : But my friends don't belong there.
Lotso : Oh, none of us do, I agree. Which is why, for the good of our community, we ask the newer toys, the stronger ones, to take one the hardships the rest of us can't bear anymore.
Buzz Lightyear : Well, I... I guess that makes sense. But I can't accept. We're a family. We stay together.
Lotso : [icily] Family man, huh? I understand.
[to Big Baby]
Lotso : Put him back in the timeout chair!
Buzz Lightyear : What are you... Unhand me!
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Ken : Barbie, come with me! Live in my Dream House! I know it's crazy! I know we've just met! Aw, heck - you don't know me from GI Joe. But when I look at you I feel like we were...
Ken , Barbie : ...made for each other.
[Jessie and Mrs. Potato Head encourage Barbie to accept his offer]
Barbie : Yay!
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Ken : [getting ready to show Barbie an outfit] Ready?
Barbie : Ready.
Ken : [jumps out in a karate outfit and does some karate moves while yelling. He stops and sees that Barbie is gone] Uh, Barbie?
[Barbie pounces on him from behind, pins him down then turns his head to face her]
Barbie : No more games, Ken! What did Lotso do to Buzz, and how do we switch him back?
Ken : You can't make me talk! You can't!
[Barbie glares at him, even gritting her teeth]
Ken : But I'd like to see you try.
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Barbie : Ken! Ken?
[Ken walks over to Barbie's cubby where he finds her sobbing]
Ken : What do you want?
Barbie : I can't take it here, Ken. I wanna go to the Butterfly Room. With you!
Ken : Yeah, well, you should've have thought of that yesterday.
Barbie : I was wrong. I wanna be with you, Ken, I do. In your Dream House.
[sobbing]
Barbie : Please take me away from this! Take me away!
Ken : Darn it, Barbie! Okay, but things are complicated around here. You gotta do what I say.
Barbie : I will, Ken. I promise.
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[Ken and Barbie arrive in the Dream House via lift]
Ken : And this is where the magic happens.
[He turns on the light revealing dozens of outfits]
Barbie : [gasps] Look at all of your clothes! I can't believe you never brought me up here! Tennis whites? Mission to Mars!
Ken : I know, I know, I know. Check this out! Kung fu fighting. Campus hero with matching sports pennant, huh?
Barbie : [gasps] Flower power! Oh, Ken!
Ken : [sighs] No one appreciates clothes here, Barbie. No one.
Barbie : Ken, would you model a few outfits for me? Just a few.
