Firehouse Dog (2007)

Mayte Garcia: Pep Clemente

Quotes 

• Lionel Bradford : I hate it when he says "meat stew" like that. Why doesn't he just tell us what's in it?

  Terence Kahn : It's meat.

  Lionel Bradford : Mmm-hmmm. More like mystery meat.

  Pep Clemente : Yeah, but it's starting to taste more and more like -

  [they stop and see Dewey leaving droppings in the stew pot] 

  Pep Clemente : Dog, you just read my mind.

• Lionel Bradford : Oh my God. It's the Ark of the Covenant

  Pep Clemente : No. This is a fully water-jacketed 900 horsepower 'We ain't never arriving last on the scene again.' That's what this is.

  Lionel Bradford : Yeah.

• Terence Kahn : [Pep arrives at the party]  Since when are *you* a girl?

  Pep Clemente : Stop staring. You'll burn holes.