Mystery Science Theater 3000: Poopie! (1995 Video)

Trace Beaulieu: Crow T. Robot, Dr. Clayton Forrester

Quotes 

• Joel Robinson , Tom Servo , Crow T. Robot : [singing]  Sing the praises of pants!

  [Joel forgets the next line] 

  Joel Robinson : Oh, shit.

  Crow T. Robot : [singing]  Shit!

  Tom Servo , Crow T. Robot : [singing]  Shit!

• [as Tom imitates crickets chirping, Joel and Crow gaze out at the stars] 

  Joel Robinson : Makes you think, don't it?

  Crow T. Robot : Uh-huh.

  Joel Robinson : Makes you wonder what the next line is.

  Crow T. Robot : Oh, yeah.

  Tom Servo : Sure does.

• Crow T. Robot : Joel, I hate movies where the women wear shorter... or the men...

  [Servo bursts out laughing] 

  Tom Servo : I love movies like that!

• Tom Servo : MMMike! She's just been informed that brother that her beloved long-lost explorer-slash-father...

  Crow T. Robot : ...Is dead!

  Tom Servo : Dead!

  Crow T. Robot : Dead!

  Tom Servo : Dead!

  Crow T. Robot : He's alone, she's alone... Oh, I screwed it up! I'll be over here!

• Crow T. Robot : Uh, Mike? Um, I would like to ask you for... Servo's hand in marriage!

  Mike Nelson : [distracted]  Sure, I don't see why...

  [He exclaims in disgust and drops the magazine] 

  Mike Nelson : What?

  Crow T. Robot : [forgetting the next line]  Uh, well, um...

  [He clears his throat] 

  Crow T. Robot : Yeah.

  Tom Servo : Yeah.

  Crow T. Robot : Yeah.

  Tom Servo : Yeah. We'll have sex, Mike, in a big way.

• Crow T. Robot : Joel, what was the deal with the ancient Greeks, huh?

  Joel Robinson : Um, um...

  Crow T. Robot : Nothing. Okay.

• Dr. Clayton Forrester : So how does hypno-heliostatic-stasis differ from say, uh, deep hurting?

  TV's Frank : Aaaa-ha!

  [He takes one sheet off the board and it shows another picture] 

  TV's Frank : See for yourself!

  [a piece of the set falls over and crushes the board] 

  TV's Frank : It is a very powerful thing!

  Dr. Clayton Forrester : Ah, I see!

  [They turn to the camera and giggle] 

• Mike Nelson : You know, I can't promise that I personally will be turning my crank to Frank but I can see how there are people who-

  [At this very moment Crow had been shaking his head and his crest came off] 

  Tom Servo : Hm?

  Crow T. Robot : [deadpan]  What the fuck?

  Tom Servo : Please, web wrangler, web wrangler.