- Steve Martin: And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids, definately. Second would be for the $30 million, the third would be for all the power and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought about slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come, too, and... she's behind me 100% on this, I guarantee you.
- Pat Stevens: You know, I like to think of my mind as a big, empty bucket, just waiting to be filled with pictures and words and what have you, surprise me! That's why Vogue is my favorite book. And you know, I have my own library, just volumes and volumes of Vogue. You know, I can just refer to them: what was I thinking last October? Well, I can look, and it's right here, right between September and November.