Funny People

Eminem: Everyone in this fucking room is either staring at us, wanting to take a fucking picture.

Ira Wright: [Ira takes a picture of Eminem and George from across the room] Yeah. Got it.

Ray Romano: E-mail that to me.

Ira Wright: I will. That's awesome.

Ray Romano: Yeah.

Eminem: Who the fuck is that guy right there?

Eminem: [Eminem points at Ray] That fucking guy right there.

George Simmons: What? Ray Romano's bothering you?

Eminem: Who? Ray, Ray who?

George Simmons: Ray Romano, the guy from Everybody Loves Raymond.

Eminem: I don't give a fuck what show he's on. I'll fuck this motherfucker up, man!

George Simmons: Hey.

Eminem: Hey, Ray!

Ray Romano: Hello, Marshall.

Eminem: Fucking problem here, buddy?

[Ray shakes his head confused]

Eminem: Would you like to fuck me? Is that what this is?

Ray Romano: [to Ira] I don't get it, man. What's going on?

Eminem: Would you like me to fucking bend over for you right now?

Ira Wright: [whispering] Say no.

Ray Romano: No, man.

Eminem: [to George] I just gotta always be on my toes, man. You know?

George Simmons: I see that, but not with Ray Romano.

Ray Romano: [to Ira] This is why I don't go out of the house.

Ira Wright: I thought everybody loved you.