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- Brandon: I keep having these moments where I realize certain things are just gone forever. Like toasting.
- Vanessa: Jesus. You're right. We used to touch our glasses together and then drink from them.
- Brandon: We used to literally blow out candles all over a cake that we cut up and distributed to children.
- Vanessa: I can't believe how clear the sky is. I swear to God I see stars.
- Brandon: Maybe that's why this all happened. So the earth could take a deep, long breath without us humans screwing it up like we always do.
- Vanessa: What if Covid is the earth's immune system and we're the virus?
- Brandon: Whoa.
- Vanessa: There's something so weird about no-contact trick-or-treating.
- Brandon: The kids don't care as long as they get their candy. They actually prefer it. No small talk.
- Brandon: I've watched every video on the Internet. Every single one.
- Vanessa: I haven't worn a bra in weeks.
- Brandon: Me neither!
- Vanessa: I went to go get something out of my purse yesterday and I was like "Oh, yeah, we used to have purses."
- Brandon: Pretty sure my shoes think I died.
- Brandon: I lied about something.
- Vanessa: OK...
- Brandon: I don't have day and night pajamas. What I actually have is inside pajamas and outside pajamas.
- Vanessa: And those are?
- Brandon: Outside pajamas, of course. What kind of Neanderthal would greet a lady in his inside pajamas?
- Vanessa: Guys. You're being psycho.
- Brandon: I think it's sweet. A little psycho, but they obviously care about you very much. And I don't blame them, because you're wonderful.
- Donna: Fun fact. Ted Bundy was one of the most charming guys you'd ever meet.
- Vanessa: That fact is not fun.
