- Dr. Hank Lawson: [regarding Evan's outfit] Good morning, Atticus.
- Evan R. Lawson: [chuckles] Joke all you want, but one of us is gonna fit in...
- Dr. Hank Lawson: ...and one of us is gonna look like he's thirtin' for a mint julep.
- Evan R. Lawson: Look, when dignitaries visit foreign lands, they study the customs so as to fit in, all right?
- Dr. Hank Lawson: Please, please change. I'm just... I'm getting the feeling there might be some trouble in River City.
- Evan R. Lawson: You smell that?
- Dr. Hank Lawson: The manure they're shoveling or the manure you're shoveling?
- Dr. Madden: I was just talking to the lady.
- Evan R. Lawson: Well, not anymore you're not.
- Dr. Madden: Who's gonna stop me, the rest of your barbershop quartet.
- Evan R. Lawson: A lot of people hide their careers from their parents. Like, uh, hitmen do it, exotic dancers, uh, AIG executives...
- Jill Casey: Thanks again for helping out.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: Hey, that's what friends who sleep together and then don't talk about it are for.
- Devesh Katdare: When do you compete again?
- Divya Katdare: Oh, later this afternoon, Daddy.
- Devesh Katdare: Oh, good.
- Rubina Katdare: Evan, do you ride as well.
- Evan R. Lawson: Me? No, no. I-I live alone.
- Dan Samuels: Jamais vu?
- Dr. Hank Lawson: Yes, the opposite of deja vu. You feel like you're performing a task for the first time despite the fact that you've done it countless times before.
- Evan R. Lawson: You launched a successful company in one of the most exclusive markets in the world, all right? I'm proud of you - and I don't even like you that much - so, you're right, I don't get it. Explain it to me.