Guy Pearce credited as playing...
Snow
- Emilie Warnock: Who are you? Who sent you?
- Snow: Your old man did.
- Emilie Warnock: My dad. What did he say?
- Snow: Well, I didn't get to meet him personally. He kind of delegated your rescue. He had a big conference on the corn surplus.
- Emilie Warnock: You're kidding me?
- Snow: No. No, apparently, we should all be eating more corn.
- Emilie Warnock: About my father?
- Snow: Oh, yeah. I made that other bit up.
- Emilie Warnock: Did he have a message for me?
- Snow: Yes. You are adopted.
- Emilie Warnock: Are you always this obnoxious?
- Snow: Shh...
- [Emilie gets quiet]
- Emilie Warnock: [whispering] Did you hear something?
- Snow: No, I'm just enjoying the silence.
- [first lines]
- Langral: Again, what happened in that hotel room?
- Snow: Oh, it was coupon night and I was trampolining your wife.
- [Snow is punched in the face]
- Langral: You're a real comedian aren't you, Snow?
- Snow: Well I guess that's why they call it the punch line.
- [Snow is punched again]
- Langral: You don't like me, do you?
- Snow: Don't flatter yourself. I don't like anybody.
- Langral: With that attitude, I can see why nobody likes you.
- Snow: Oh, come on. People love me. Just ask your wife.
- [Snow is punched again]
- [Snow gives Emilie an injection]
- Emilie Warnock: What is that?
- Snow: That's to stop the bleeding. And hopefully the talking.
- Snow: Ok, see here on the map?
- Emilie Warnock: Yeah.
- Snow: That's where the pod is. You get in it, you fly away. The good guys will come and get you, ok?
- Emilie Warnock: On my own?
- Snow: You're a big girl, right? Here's an apple and a gun. Don't talk to strangers, shoot them.
- [last lines]
- Snow: You know, I've got this feeling your old man's not going to approve of this. I mean, I can't really see this going anywhere, can you?
- Emilie Warnock: Depends on how good you are in bed.
- Snow: Well in that case, I give it at least 10 minutes.
- Emilie Warnock: I know something about you. Amazing what you could find out as First Daughter in old Army documents. Last name Snow. First name... Marion.
- Snow: My old man was a John Wayne fan.
- Emilie Warnock: Must have been tough on the playground.
- Snow: That's why I'm so lovable.
- Emilie Warnock: Looks like you're a free man.
- Snow: Thanks to you.
- Emilie Warnock: What kind of Robin Hood would I be if I didn't stop to rescue Maid Marion once in a while?
- Harry Shaw: We could send in one man. One man with one very specific order. To get Emilie Warnock out.
- President Warnock: Who?
- [cuts to]
- Snow: I'd rather castrate myself with blunt rocks.
- [after Emilie's head lands on Snow's crotch]
- Snow: Oh, you don't have to do that. A simple "thank you" is enough.
- Snow: Don't get me wrong. It's a dream vacation. I mean, I load up. I go into space. I get inside the maximum-security nuthouse. Save the President's daughter, if she's not dead already. Get past all the psychos who've just woken up. I'm thrilled that you would think of me.
- Emilie Warnock: [moving away from Snow] What the hell are you doing?
- Snow: I'm bringing you back from the dead.
- Emilie Warnock: I was dead?
- Snow: Yeah and so far, I think I prefer you that way. Come on, that's enough fore-play. We gotta get out of here.
- Snow: [after injecting Emilie] That'll freeze the nerves in this spot for 24 hours. You want some in your mouth?
- Emilie Warnock: So, what do I call you?
- Snow: You know what? Don't call me.
- Emilie Warnock: What's your name?
- Snow: Snow.
- Emilie Warnock: Snow?
- Snow: Yeah. Or Sir. You can decide.
- Emilie Warnock: What if this doesn't work?
- Snow: Well, then we're probably gonna die.
- Emilie Warnock: Is that your idea of encouragement?