- Jenny Slate: ... not sure where the joke is here, and I would have loved to have figured it out before we filmed ...
- Jenny Slate: I'm about to die, I better go subterranean and find my grave, and ... I ducked into an underground mall, as like a tiny 7th grader, like found a bathroom and alternated between propulsive diarrhea and expressive vomit. I know, thank you so much, honestly. Would love to just get a voice memo of that so I can masturbate to it later.
- Jenny Slate: Not to be a snob, but I love peeing in toilets, um ... it's not a fetish, it's a preference.
- Jenny Slate: He was like, I've got such a nice trip for us planned, like, we're gonna go to the Rembrandt museum, we're gonna get a little Christmas tree, and, like we're gonna go to the circus. And I was, like, don't ask me if I need to go the Anne Frank house. I do not need an epigenetic meltdown on my sex vacation.