The Command (2018)

August Diehl: Anton Markov

Quotes 

• Oleg Lebedev : So... this little polar bear goes to his mother and says, "I'm a polar bear, right?" And she says, "Yes, of course." And the little polar bear says, "Okay, thanks."

  Oleg Lebedev : The next day the little polar bear goes to his mother again and says, "Let me see if I got this right. You're a polar bear, right?" And she says, "Yes, of course." And the little polar bear says, "And Dad's a polar bear too, right?" And she says, "Yes, of course." And the little polar bear says, "Okay. Fine, just checking."

  Oleg Lebedev : So the next day, the little polar bear goes to his mother again and says, "I just gotta be clear here. You're a polar bear, right?" And the mother says, "Yes." "And Dad's a polar bear, right?" And she says, "Yes." "That makes me a polar bear, right?" And she says, "Yes."

  Oleg Lebedev : Then the little polar bear says, "Then why am I so..."

  Anton Markov : [interrupting]  "... so fucking cold?"

  [laughter all around]