Thomas Lennon: Edgar Easton
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[last lines]
Edgar Easton : [while signing books] Uh, just one?
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Detective Brown : Why would anybody create a Nazi puppet?
Edgar Easton : Because a puppet would be a very good spy. They're little. They're fast. They can go around unnoticed, find undesirables, okay? If Anne Frank was hiding in your attic, a puppet could find her.
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Edgar Easton : So, what are you doing now?
Ashley Summers : I'm getting a sociology degree and working at a record shop.
Edgar Easton : Oh, cool. I love records. I mean, when they first came out, we called them "records," before they were "vinyl," when hipster douchebags just made them to seem all retro.
Ashley Summers : Yeah. But, honestly, I'd probably agree with any statement that contained the phrase "hipster douchebags."
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Suzanne Easton : Any idea how long you intend to stay?
Edgar Easton : Uh, well, I'm gonna look for apartments when I'm off work this weekend, so I don't think very long.
Tom Easton : I'd like that in writing.
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Edgar Easton : Oh, my God. Do you wanna go?
Ashley Summers : Mm, to a convention celebrating a bunch of sick murders that happened 30 years ago? Things like that exemplify absolutely everything that's wrong with our society.
Edgar Easton : So, that's a yes?
Ashley Summers : Yeah.
