- [Patrick is about to agree with Mr. Krabs to give him his coupon when Squidward appears between them, holding a sandwich]
- Squidward Tentacles: You should be ashamed of yourself! Taking advantage of a simpleton.
- [He pushes Patrick away and munches on his sandwich]
- Mr. Krabs: Aww, come on. Can't an old crab have a little unscrupulous fun anymore?
- [He scuttles away]
- Patrick Star: Hey, you ruined my deal! I almost had a handshake!
- [He fruitlessly tries to take a swing at Squidward. Squidward puts the rest of the sandwich into his mouth and coolly pulls a lever on the construction crane, freeing Patrick but also allowing him to fall on his face, which for Squidward is a win-win situation because being nice to Patrick of all people feels wrong, but he'd feel guilty if he did nothing]
- Squidward Tentacles: Oh, you ding-dong wingnut! Krabs was just trying to steal your coupon!
- [He walks on Patrick- for good measure- and leaves]