The Cinema Snob (TV Series)
Christian Mingle: The Movie (2017)
Brad Jones: Cinema Snob, Walt Right
Quotes
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[repeated line]
Walt Right : Bash Muslims.
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Cinema Snob : This is an awkward romance. When are the killer birds going to show up?
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Cinema Snob : You know Paul is a Christian because he wears flannel all the time.
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Cinema Snob : Sadly, that's not the longest swallow I've seen on film. Thanks, Foreskin Gump.
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Cinema Snob : This would be less awkward if he turned out to be Ted Bundy.
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Cinema Snob : Christian Mingle: The Movie. All the fun of filling out a profile.
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Cinema Snob : On the bright side, I don't think anyone's is gonna shit their pants in this film.
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Cinema Snob : She finds out Paul is leaving the next day to go to Mexico to rebuild a church. Oh no! What about their two-week anniversary?
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Cinema Snob : Whether it's Christian Mingle or Match.com, someone's gonna get ghosted.
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Cinema Snob : How is an ad executive bad at bullshit?
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Cinema Snob : Dad, stop rubbing your erection against my girlfriend.
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Cinema Snob : When do we find out she's the long lost sister of Amy Acker's character from Dear Santa?