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We Will Be Monsters (2021)
Awful
Just bad. Please stop trying to make shorts a big thing they really aren't all that good. Just make tech demos for big companies instead of slaving away for something with a 5-6 score.
Cars 2 (2011)
Ruined My Marriage
Ruuned my mirage, nefer wak gain. Hat feelm, no goo.
Call of Duty: Black Ops (2010)
10/10 or should I say 7-15-1-2-19-7-25-6-13-6-7-15-14-0/10
I. Love. This. Game. The Cold War was the best possible setting, Vietnam was a perfect battlefield rather than WWII, beaches, villages and the such. This is the greatest COD game ever made, multiplayer is refreshingly endless, zombies is plain fun, and campaign is the best part. I play COD for the campaign, this was amazing, so jump in, find out what the numbers mean, and kill Dragovich, Kravchenko and Steiner. Have fun, good luck.
Akira (1988)
Jesus Wept!
Now, all my life I have always been anti-anime, but my friends would never cease recommending and nagging at me so I went and I looked at what great anime movies there were, and that's when I met Akira. Credit to the kind, slightly dodgy bloke on YouTube who pirated the movie so that we didn't have too. It was terrific, terrifying, violent and so much more, it never ceased it barrage of layered plot lines and nightmarish imagery until it finally reached the end, and all that was left was silence. Overall this is a movie worth your time by a bloody long-shot, ENJOY!
Hotline Miami (2012)
9.5/10 """"A BLOODY GOOD TIME""""
I was late to the party on this one, the reviews were not lying! Hotline Miami is fast, violent and frustrating fun, you receive a phone call from someone asking you to kill a building full of Russian mobsters, simple as! The combat is gory and fast paced, melee weapons are silent but short ranged, whereas guns are loud and long ranged. It's only £8 on ps4 in the U.K, pick it up, please.
Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare (2016)
CAMPAIGN 10/10 MULTIPLAYER 7/10 ZOMBIES 9/10
I recently bought this game, and it's great!
CAMPAIGN
Space battles, engaging storytelling and tons of fun gadgets make this campaign an absolute example for black ops 3 and if it did have a campaign, black ops 4.
MULTIPLAYER
I'll keep this one short, not enough balance, to much camping and this damned loot boxes.
ZOMBIES
An entertaining mix of menace and hilarity resulting in a fun wave shooter that anyone with ten fingers and hands can enjoy.
CONCLUSION
Insanely unnecessary hate reviews brought this game down the ranks of COD games, play this or any of the old black ops games and modern warefares, BUT NO MW 2019!
Hitman 2 (2018)
10/10
Hitman two is my personal favourite game of all time, I'm not just saying this because I played it for an hour and enjoyed it, no because I have 1700 hours on it and counting. To fully enjoy hitman 2 you must play it like a very brutal serial killer not a stealthy assasin. The reason being that you can't use a batlleaxe while dressed a Flamingo on stealth. In conclusion hitman 2 is a must play for anyone, I mean anyone (also the same review applies to hitman 2016 because they are basically the same game.)
Battlefield V (2018)
8.5
Genuinely don't know why this game gets so much hate, it's a proper good FPS with a balanced level up system and a constant sense of being in a war, not just an arena shootout. In total, pretty good.