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Walker, Texas Ranger: The Bachelor Party (2000)
good entertainment bad story
There are no wild grizzly bears in texas so the story is bogus ... shooting hand guns at a grizzly will only make them more angry... this story has been used before unsuccessfully as well...go back and fix this.
Blue Bloods: The Forgotten (2017)
selleck is a chameleon
Whatever the circumstance or situation, selleck will find the appropriate badge or hat to accommodate the need .. does that sound like karl mauldin and george c scott ....tom selleck is a phony.... btw phil rizzuto was better than any st louis shortstop.
The Quick and the Dead (1987)
hard men and women
I pretty much like sam elliott in all his western roles especially the ones with his wife katherine ross...what i didn't like about this role was the way he leered at kate capshaw, although the waterfall shower scene was definitely one of her hottest ever ...
Crossfire Trail (2001)
legacy for virginia madsen
Tom selleck plays tom selleck and mark harmon plays a back shooting crook intent on stealing a ranch with oil on it from the owner played by virginia madsen ... the rest of the cast are rounded out by desperados hoping to cash in on a sweet deal... watch it for madsen if for no other reason.
A League of Their Own (1992)
almost a home run
This film is only held back by gerry marshall's appearance as the candy mogul harvey ... i suppose his wife had to let him spoil this great film she made.
Baywatch: Summerfest Special (1992)
you go pam
Like every other episode of this series it doesn't yield much except a strong desire to avoid watching it ... get rid of the kid like the gold boot, never to be seen again...
Baywatch: Eclipse (1990)
just plain stupid
Once again monte markham demonstrates what a complete out of touch jerk he is ... not sure who should be ordered to see the shrink here ...really surprised season one made it this far.
NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service: Rogue (2016)
total crap
This is the point where the mistake was made to use wilmer valderrama as agent torres, ever since the series has gone downhill at a rapid clip until even diehards gave it up... the smart money would have been to extend jennifer esposito a long term contract.
Silver Wolf (1999)
great canadian scenery
I particularly loathe michael biehn for the obvious reasons, he's always a smart mouthed cocky jerk, a role he has perfected from birth and i've yet to see deviate from... other than that it was a decent film..
This Means War (2012)
re-title as waste of money
The film makers want us to know that government money is being needlessly wasted so tell us something we don't know. Spys will be spys is yet another axiom... i don't particularly like reese or chris because they always look like they are acting on the other hand i've never seen or heard of tom hardy and he was way out of his league in the smarm game..don't waste any more money on this garbage.
Walker, Texas Ranger: No Way Out (1999)
oh swell
In one episode we get to see two egos bigger than texas, chuck norris and michael parks... someone should teach norris proper cpr, his chest compressions were way to high... not much to say about parks except he always plays a good villain in spite of himself.
Strategic Air Command (1955)
lots of hype here for sac
You may well be the president or joe blow but not one individual can vouch for another without proper credentials that have been verified...i've presented orders to the hmfwic many times only to be rebuffed due to one reason or another, snafu is the most common reason... i was in sac before i went to nam and after i returned ... nothing changed ... good publicity for curtis lemay.
King Arthur (2004)
another brit fiasco
It matters less who played roles ...clive owen played clive owen and keira knightly played herself as well... this production was so twisted at times it was difficult to tell the bad guys from the good guys... well, it appeared that the roman catholic church were the villians and the picts and saxons were cannon fodder...lousy film all around.
Moby Dick (1956)
catain ahab is god on the pequod
Gregory peck plays the role of ahab as if he was born to it... when the crew signed on they were told the stakes and warned of ahab's obsession with the white whale yet they went to sea with him hoping to make their fortunes through the price of lamp oil... they swore an oath to ahab to follow him as he deemed ... if you haven't read the novel then you missed one the greatest pieces of literature in american history so shame on you... thank you john huston for bringing this epic tale to the screen.
Lost in the Sun (2015)
boring boring boring
The guy that said he recommends watching this film obviously had money invested or was a writer, director or actor...this is but one more in a long line of indie productions that fail from the onset and then it spirals further downhill until i turned it off...blech.
The Marksman (2005)
elite unit my arse
If any of these guys had five minutes of military training i'd be surprised...it smells like one of andrew steven's pipe dreams, extremely low budget crap with clips from other films edited in, example the parachute drop team ... and there is stevens, acting so to speak as the flying officer, known in navy jargon as the cag, except he's not... i know a few children that could make a better film then this ..just terrible crap.
Too Late to Say Goodbye (2009)
telegraphed all the way
Whenever i see rob lowes name in the credits i know i will see the smug, conceited, arrogant horses ass he has always been...in this film he is dentist, not a doctor and from the onset you knew he was guilty of killing his wife, due to the reactions of his children... but will he get away with it ?
NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service: Musical Chairs (2019)
more crap
Wilmer valderama ruins yet another episode .. he thinks he has all the answers but never offers them to the team or jethro because he's affraid of being caught out ... self absorbed, arrogant and downright stupid, hoping he gets killed off.
Lions for Lambs (2007)
get it right or don't print it
I have a lot of respect for robert redford but this film is dumb... first of all, tom cruise,barely out of diapers is not a credible u.s. Senator, instead he resembles some smart ass rock and roll band's agent while meryl streep is a bit too long in the tooth to be gung-ho journalist ... a miss by half a world away ...
Avanti! (1972)
another waste of time
I never thought jack lemmon was funny, merely irritating and this film shows why ... if it wasn't for the two nurses and juliet mills in the nude, this made in italia film might as well have been made in timbuktu.. to be specific, italians and the french regard themselves as the most snobbish people on earth and they are very good at it because it takes damn little effort.
NCIS: Los Angeles: Black Budget (2014)
more phoney garbage
The same guy that plays the fake delta unit leader also played bad guy avery walker in ncis new orleans in the apolyon epic ... why do people watch this junk ?
Betting on the Bride (2017)
the bride is a fake
The scout outfit that melissa wears has a cub scout neckerchief slide so it is not a girls group in spite of all the latest non gender hype ... i like the guy who shaves...it shows he isn't lazy.
Last Chance Cafe (2006)
heaven forbid
Apparently anyone that attacks kevin sorbo gets all the wrath women can muster .. he's arrogant, nosy and plain stupid to boot ... he also has a difficult time dealing with strong female leads like kate vernon which is too bad because she needs help ...whether she will get it from him is up in the air.
Breakout (1975)
bronson and wife make it
I only watch this film to remind me what a pathetic whiny little weasel robert duvall is and always has been ...sheree north and randy quaid put in good performances ... is it money, family or women that is the root of all evil.
The Package (1989)
total crap
In order for this mess to work there have be too many coincidences of being in the right place at the right time and an assassin worth his salt would not take photos of how he intends to do the job ... this is a conspiracy alright about how not to do a thriller film and make it a meat grinder instead ...