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Probably the worst Movie I have seen all year. I can't think of a more boring movie. Basically nothing happens and lots of talking. I was not watching a movie, I was just waiting for it to be over. I don't understand how a director can have such good actors and this is the result. Usually Brit movies are not that bad, they are a bit special and slow but usually interesting but it was very hard to follow this "movie". Any documentary on Youtube about pooping animals is more engaging than this snooze-fest. So if you are tidying up, folding laundry or cleaning the cat toilet, this is a super movie for background noise.

Sadly Sly follows Nick Cage, Bruce Willis and all those old actors that are only doing B-movies now. This is one of those, the special effects are so bad they really make it hard to get invested into the movie. The story itself is full of plot holes. I do not understand how this is the same actor as on Tulsa Kings, but I guess he needs money to move to Florida. Usually I want to finish a movie, just to say I have watched it, but with this one, after 35min. I had to stop it, because all the illogical plot holes made me angry. Even on a rainy saturday, a Youtube video about meerkats has more appeal than this dumpster fire...