Ugliest DB Figures/Toys/Merch Thread

[Vegeta_Sama]

I really don't know if this is the best place to post this, please let me know if it isn't. So, I saw tons of disgustingly horrible (and hilarious) DBZ merchendise, and I think it would be nice to have a thread where we put all of these failed attempts at figures.
Here's some:
Vegata: Prince of all Raiyans


Booris: God of Description


Toranks


Super Piccolo


Lord Preeza


Kid Goku: mentally challenged

[KBABZ]

I feel like there could be an entire section just for bad depictions of Goku's hair.

[GamerSkull]

That last one though.

[Vegeta_Sama]

This HAS to be the WORST THING I have ever seen in my entire life. I present you, The Hope of the Universe: Gakku, the Duper Raiyan, doing his KAMAHANERA

[Baggie_Saiyan]

Y'know you could save people by tagging these in spoilers, I have no idea what my eyes have just witnessed.

[Vegeta_Sama]

Y'know you could save people by tagging these in spoilers, I have no idea what my eyes have just witnessed.

Yeah sorry about that But I figured that the thread looks way more interesting and fun without the tags.

[Spider-Man]

Oh my gosh those figures looks hilariously bad, The SSJ Goku figure is the worst one thanks for sharing it Vegeta_Sama

Let me share these ugly figures that I found:[spoiler]Supah Saija 3 Vegetuh

This is true art

Ohohoho Furiza looks beautiful.[/spoiler]

[Vegeta_Sama]

Oh my gosh those figures looks hilariously bad, The SSJ Goku figure is the worst one thanks for sharing it Vegeta_Sama

Let me share theses ugly figures [spoiler]Supah Saiya vegetuh 3

This is true art.

Ohohoho Furiza looks beautiful.[/spoiler]

Oh my god , that SS4 Vegeta's hair is cracking me up Thanks for contributing in the thread, man , those were awesome!

[Spider-Man]

Oh my god , that SS4 Vegeta's hair is cracking me up Thanks for contributing in the thread, man , those were awesome!

Your welcome and glad you like it

[One_Instance]

Is that a Piccolo mobile??

This thread seems like it'll be a lot of fun. I used to have a picture of a white tee shirt someone drew a bad picture of Gohan on. I can't find it or the eBay listing, but I'm sure I can find other things to post in the meantime

Edit: Just came across this. Just thought I would link it because it seems pretty relevant

[Vegeta_Sama]

Is that a Piccolo mobile??

This thread seems like it'll be a lot of fun. I used to have a picture of a white tee shirt someone drew a bad picture of Gohan on. I can't find it or the eBay listing, but I'm sure I can find other things to post in the meantime

Edit: Just came across this. Just thought I would link it because it seems pretty relevant

Thanks for the link, man. I'll upload the pictures in this thread shortly
EDIT: Here they are:
Noppa


Broccoli: The Legendary Duper Raiyan

[KBABZ]

Broccoli: The Legendary Duper Raiyan

That's pretty much how I see Broly in the first place, sooo...

[GamerSkull]

Is that a Piccolo mobile??

This thread seems like it'll be a lot of fun. I used to have a picture of a white tee shirt someone drew a bad picture of Gohan on. I can't find it or the eBay listing, but I'm sure I can find other things to post in the meantime

Edit: Just came across this. Just thought I would link it because it seems pretty relevant

Thanks for the link, man. I'll upload the pictures in this thread shortly
EDIT: Here they are:
Noppa


Broccoli: The Legendary Duper Raiyan

Jeez, what were they on?

I actually kind of want those for the shits and giggles.

[floofychan333]

The original Freeza figure here has human-looking arms and it's really terrifying.
[spoiler]https://www.google.ca/url?sa=i&rct=j&q= ... 0108696230[/spoiler]
They sell these at my comic book store and they're not as bad as the other bootlegs but still a little terrifying. Seeing the characters as noseless robots is enough to make people at least a little uneasy.

These (also sold at my store), however, take the cake:
[spoiler]https://www.google.ca/url?sa=i&rct=j&q= ... 0676168628[/spoiler]
I don't know what it is about these, but somehow they just crack me and whoever I happen to be comic browsing with up. The sheer hideousness of these things makes me cry with happiness.

[Vegeta_Sama]

The original Freeza figure here has human-looking arms and it's really terrifying.
[spoiler]https://www.google.ca/url?sa=i&rct=j&q= ... 0108696230[/spoiler]
They sell these at my comic book store and they're not as bad as the other bootlegs but still a little terrifying. Seeing the characters as noseless robots is enough to make people at least a little uneasy.

These (also sold at my store), however, take the cake:
[spoiler]https://www.google.ca/url?sa=i&rct=j&q= ... 0676168628[/spoiler]
I don't know what it is about these, but somehow they just crack me and whoever I happen to be comic browsing with up. The sheer hideousness of these things makes me cry with happiness.

OMG, What's wrong with their eyes?

[One_Instance]

[spoiler]So close and yet so far, if not for the blue hair this figure would look perfect!
[/spoiler]

[Vegeta_Sama]

[spoiler]So close and yet so far, if not for the blue hair this figure would look perfect!
[/spoiler]

Hooooly shit He looks like a woman

[KBABZ]

[spoiler]So close and yet so far, if not for the blue hair this figure would look perfect!
[/spoiler]

Hooooly shit He looks like a woman

Hah, please.

[Vegeta_Sama]

[spoiler]So close and yet so far, if not for the blue hair this figure would look perfect!
[/spoiler]

Hooooly shit He looks like a woman

Hah, please.

..... I think my should just died

[Vegeta_Sama]

Hooooly shit He looks like a woman

Hah, please.

..... I think my should just died

Fuck I meant soul

Anyway, here's some more shitty merch for you all:



I don't even want to think about how such an error can be made.



If I didn't know any better, I'd think this was a fusion between Vegeta, and a giraffe



Goku, "What are you looking at?" edition