If I was new to Search Console and encountered there could be upto 500 reasons why pages aren't indexed.
Well, Here we go:
🎶 When I wake up, well, I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up to your queries.
When I go out, yeah, I know I'm gonna see,
I'm gonna see those pages not indexed, oh weary.
If I get flagged, (if I get flagged),
With issues galore, (with issues galore),
I'm gonna dive, (I'm gonna dive),
Into Search Console's core.
But I would fix 500 issues,
And I would fix 500 more,
Just to be the man who fixed a thousand issues,
To bring those pages to your door.
When I'm working, yes, I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you.
And when the bots come in, oh I know they're gonna crawl,
They're gonna crawl through all the content, old and new.
When I go home, (when I go home), well, I know I'm gonna find,
I'm gonna find some more queries waiting online.
And I'm gonna keep, (gonna keep), optimizing all,
For the pages and the content, big and small.
But I would fix 500 issues,
And I would fix 500 more,
Just to be the man who fixed a thousand issues,
To bring those pages to your door.
Da lat da (da lat da), da lat da (da lat da),
La da da da da, La da da da da, La da da da da da da da da...
So I would fix 500 issues,
And I would fix 500 more,
Just to be the man who fixed a thousand issues,
To bring those pages to your door. 🎶