RIVERDALE

“Game changer! Archie got hot! He’s got abs now. Six more reasons for you to take that ginger bull by the horns tonight” -Kevin “In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird” -Jughead “I learned that from the Nancy Drew detective handbook” -Betty “Betty and I come as a matching set; you take one, you get both... You want fire? Sorry, Cheryl Bombshell, my specialty’s ice” -Veronica “I self-identify as a loner” -Jughead “I want him blocked” -Alice “Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world” -Jughead “Sorry to interrupt the sad breakfast club” -Cheryl “What was it like before she got here? I honestly can’t remember” -Kevin “You’re so much stronger than all the white noise” -Jughead “Listen up, fives! A ten is speaking” -Cheryl “We’re not gonna hug in front of this whole town. So why don’t we both do that bro thing where we nod our heads like douches and mutually suppress our emotions” -Jughead “You may be a stock character from a 90s teen movie but I’m not.” -Veronica “To be discussed... over many burgers... and many days” -Jughead “Be the Jay to my Bey?” -Veronica