Seven episodes down with plenty more to come, series 15 of Made in Chelsea is in full swing.
A wealth of new personalities have been added to the show, with the likes of Miles Nazaire quickly becoming an SW3 favourite.
However, it’s the classic characters who have quipped the most memorable quotes.
Bring on the Mark Francis dialogue…
1. Grotesque, Darling
Marky-Mark was in fine form during episode four of the E4 series, explaining to Alik Alfus how he can’t stand to be around certain type of people.
And it has nothing to do with their personalities…
One doesn’t want ugly people around.”
2. Made in Chelsea Nightwear
Louise Thompson had hearts racing during episode three, and not because of the 20-minute HIIT session she had just finished on the exercise bike.
Chatting with pal Jamie Laing, she came out with this beauty when asked: “do you ever wear pyjamas?”.
Only for special occasions, like slutty pyjamas.”
3. MIC Emotions
Victoria Baker-Harber summarised the emotional complexity of a Made in Chelsea character in one simple sentence.
Relate…
I schedule a cry for at least once a week.”
4. Literally Everyone in SW3
During episode three, Olivia Bentley explained how she and boyfriend Digby were launching their own events company.
After all, they possess the two skills that EVERY other member of Made in Chelsea have.
I’ve realised, the two things I can only do, are chat shit and party.”
5. Abstract Alik
When we found out that Alik had moved back to Chelsea to kick-start a career in art, we assumed that all of his paintings were of Louise Thompson.
And perhaps he made the paintings from Louise’s old hair follicles.
Apparently not…
I’m an artist man, when the inspiration comes the inspiration comes.”
6. DJ Cheyne Mink
In a hilarious episode six, Mark Francis was gifted with the DJ name Cheyne Mink.
The whole ‘learning to become a DJ’ scene was utterly brilliant, with Mark shunning the advice of Alex Mytton to offer his own thoughts instead.
I come to learn and I leave having taught.”
7. Only in Chelsea
With Olivia unleashing her anger at Frankie Gaff and Sophie Hermann, she did so in typical Chelsea fashion.
Have you ever used this word in conversation?
I came across those two trollops Frankie and Sophie on the way home.”
WATCH Made in Chelsea every Monday night, on E4, at 10 pm.