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    Female Comebacks

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    The document provides examples of witty comebacks women can use when men make inappropriate or unwelcome advances. The comebacks put the men in their place with humor, turning the interactions around through clever wordplay or by pointing out the flaws in the men's comments or questions. The comebacks are brief yet effectively communicate that the women are not interested or will not tolerate disrespectful behavior.

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    The document provides examples of witty comebacks women can use when men make inappropriate or unwelcome advances. The comebacks put the men in their place with humor, turning the interactions around through clever wordplay or by pointing out the flaws in the men's comments or questions. The comebacks are brief yet effectively communicate that the women are not interested or will not tolerate disrespectful behavior.

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    The document provides examples of witty comebacks women can use when men make inappropriate or unwelcome advances. The comebacks put the men in their place with humor, turning the interactions around through clever wordplay or by pointing out the flaws in the men's comments or questions. The comebacks are brief yet effectively communicate that the women are not interested or will not tolerate disrespectful behavior.

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    Female Comebacks

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    Kathy Abe
    The document provides examples of witty comebacks women can use when men make inappropriate or unwelcome advances. The comebacks put the men in their place with humor, turning the interactions around through clever wordplay or by pointing out the flaws in the men's comments or questions. The comebacks are brief yet effectively communicate that the women are not interested or will not tolerate disrespectful behavior.

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    Female Comebacks!

    Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?


    Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

    Man: Is this seat empty?


    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

    Man: Your place or mine?


    Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

    Man: So, what do you do for a living?


    Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

    Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?


    Woman: Do not enter.

    Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?


    Woman: Unfertilized

    Man: Your body is like a temple.


    Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

    Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.


    Woman: But would you stay there?

    Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.


    Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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