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    I Went To The Lord' Clinic To Have My Routine Check-Up and I Confirmed I Was Ill

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    The patient went for a routine checkup at the Lord's Clinic and various issues were found. An electrocardiogram showed the patient needed "love bypasses" as their arteries were blocked by loneliness, preventing their empty heart from receiving nourishment. The patient was also found to be shortsighted, unable to see beyond others' shortcomings. As treatment, Jesus provided a free consultation and prescribed natural remedies of daily gratitude, peace, patience, brotherhood, humility and love to improve the patient's condition.

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    I Went To The Lord' Clinic To Have My Routine Check-Up and I Confirmed I Was Ill

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    The patient went for a routine checkup at the Lord's Clinic and various issues were found. An electrocardiogram showed the patient needed "love bypasses" as their arteries were blocked by loneliness, preventing their empty heart from receiving nourishment. The patient was also found to be shortsighted, unable to see beyond others' shortcomings. As treatment, Jesus provided a free consultation and prescribed natural remedies of daily gratitude, peace, patience, brotherhood, humility and love to improve the patient's condition.

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    The patient went for a routine checkup at the Lord's Clinic and various issues were found. An electrocardiogram showed the patient needed "love bypasses" as their arteries were blocked by loneliness, preventing their empty heart from receiving nourishment. The patient was also found to be shortsighted, unable to see beyond others' shortcomings. As treatment, Jesus provided a free consultation and prescribed natural remedies of daily gratitude, peace, patience, brotherhood, humility and love to improve the patient's condition.

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    I Went To The Lord' Clinic To Have My Routine Check-Up and I Confirmed I Was Ill

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    The patient went for a routine checkup at the Lord's Clinic and various issues were found. An electrocardiogram showed the patient needed "love bypasses" as their arteries were blocked by loneliness, preventing their empty heart from receiving nourishment. The patient was also found to be shortsighted, unable to see beyond others' shortcomings. As treatment, Jesus provided a free consultation and prescribed natural remedies of daily gratitude, peace, patience, brotherhood, humility and love to improve the patient's condition.

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    I went to the Lord’ Clinic

    to have my routine
    check-up and I confirmed
    I was ill:
    When Jesus took my blood pressure, He saw
    I was low in tenderness.
    When he read my temperature, the thermometer
    registered 40º of anxiety
    He ran an electrocardiogram and found that I
    needed several “love bypasses” since my
    arteries were blocked with loneliness and
    could not provide for an empty heart.

    Me hizo un electrocardiograma y el diagnóstico fue que


    necesitaba varios by pases de amor, porque mis arterias
    estaban bloqueadas de soledad y no abastecían a mi corazón
    vacío.
    I went to orthopedics, because I could not walk
    by my brother’s side and I could not hug my
    friends, since I had fractured myself when
    tripping with envy.
    También me
    encontró
    miopía, ya que
    no podía ver
    He also found I was shortsighted, since I
    más allá de las
    could
    cosas not see beyond the shortcomings of my
    brothers
    negativas and
    de misisters.
    prójimo.
    When I complained about deafness, the
    diagnostic was that I had stopped
    listening to Jesus’ voice talking to me on
    a daily basis.
    For all of that, Jesus gave me a
    free consultation thanks to his
    mercifulness, so my pledge is
    to, once I leave this clinic, only
    take the natural remedies he
    prescribed through his words of
    truth:
    Every morning,
    take a full glass of gratitude
    When getting to work,
    take one spoon of peace
    Every hour,
    take one pill of patience, one cup of
    brotherhood and one glass of humility
    When getting home,
    take one dose of love
    When getting to bed,
    Take two caplets of clear conscience
    Do not give in into sadness or desperation
    for what you are going through today.

    God knows how you feel......

    God knows exactly and with perfection


    what is being allowed to happen to you in
    your life at this precise moment.
    God’s purpose for you is simply perfect.

    He wants to show you things that only you can understand


    by living what you are living, and by being in the place you
    are now.
    May God give you...
    For every storm, a rainbow,
    For every tear, a smile,
    For every care, a promise,
    And a blessing in each trial.
    For every problem life sends,
    A faithful friend to share,
    For every sigh, a sweet song,
    And an answer for each prayer.

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