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Kurt Swenson
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This page is a joke! All people do is have conversations on your posts!! Good bye!
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Brian Kiggins Trolled 2.0

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John Shephard You can leave, but the beard must stay.
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John Manner I love hipster electricians. The best kind of Hipster

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Pask RM Some posts are joke, but some others like avalanche tips, or missing person reports are very goat.
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Jake Stewart Has anyone seen any good movies lately?

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Hung Lieu Why so serious?
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William Bouldin Did you do bierstadt today brah?

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John Shephard I see what you did there Pask RM

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Charlotte Galli Look a goat !!!

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Brian Kiggins The horror of it, people having a conversation on a Social Media site!
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Jody Donnelly do I need crampons if I hike [insert mountain name] this weekend?
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Ben Loftin Haven't seen it yet, but Mockingjay's coming out very soon I believe, if you're into that sort of thing.
Looking forward to seeing the next Hobbit soon!
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Hung Lieu Maybe he should bring tampons along with his crampons.
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Brian Kiggins Eww

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Marc Strawser He's going through the emotional rollercoaster. First he was sad, now angry, maybe he'll get back to
being alright soon...?
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Pask RM John Shephard, you are

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Jake Stewart Ben, Hunger Games is alright. Really looking forward to The Hobbit. Also want to see the Stephen
Hawking biopic but it's not showing in The Springs. They don't like science down here I guess.
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Marc Strawser Has anyone ever expected this page to be anything but conversation about nothingness and
pictures? It's a social website -- 'tis what it's for.
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Jody Donnelly my cat's breath smells like cat food

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AC Summers What a waste of time commenting on posts. Can't believe people do such things. You would think this
is social media or sumthin'.....
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Brian Kiggins I can't help but see the irony in Kurt's 2 posts today turning into shitshows.
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Ted Smith Jake Stewart the Springs is only interested in drug movies and biopics about white gangsters
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Pask RM This post hits 100 in less than 30 min
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William Dollar my dogs breath smells like dog food

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Reed Harper meow what? why all the anger - what else is better - FB ads? no point playing on those sites..maybe
poker or candy cush?
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Jared Moore I can't wait to see where this goes

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Stephanie DiCenso So I dreamed about falling once, does that count as exposure??
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Jennifer Natbony Ugh how awful. People having conversations on peoples posts and what not.
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Brian Kiggins

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Alan Gomez So Obama is giving a speech today right?
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Ted Smith Weird my cat food smells like cat breath

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Jared Moore Hold on...Let me tag some interested parties.... Gray Josh ElissaAnneliese
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Justin Giffin What's the deal with Bross being closed? Will it be open this weekend & do I need to bring a Sherpa?
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Elissa May Jared we are still going on the other one.

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Melinda Gray Jordan Things don't always be like they is, but they do.
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Jared Moore Oh....Most of you are here already....figures...

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Jared Moore I stopped my notifications....Lol...I was out of my depth.

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Josh Wilson My dogs breath smells like cats and rabbits.

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Joel Kuenning Jared! You forgot Noel and Joan!

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Elissa May I have one dog that eats poop and her breath smells like shit.

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Jess Halfpop I was really hoping for a mad emoticon on this post.... I guess Kurt just forgot. ..I'll wait for the goat pic
instead.
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La Familia Mora *
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Reed Harper
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Noel Finta-Johnson Joel, not nice...not nice at all.

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William Dollar i have a dog that only eats cat food

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Robin Lindsay Anyone want to take a Hash Hike?

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Rachel Benson Damnit!!! My phone is at 2 percent I don't want to miss the ending of this thread
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Elissa May
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Joel Kuenning Anyone want to take some shrooms and go do the 3rd flatiron today?
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Jared Moore HOW COULD I FORGET Noel!!!! Ahhhhhh

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Brian Kiggins Rachel Benson You didn't, then end was the beginning.
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Hung Lieu This thread wont end. Heck, its already a sequel.
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Stacey Schipper

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Attila Csoma hey, if we're going to have conversations on Kurt's post, can we at least make it about mountains. or
goats. or mountain goats. or goat cheese. you know - something 14er related.
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Angela Mills Lol.

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Jared Moore Time for some tasteful and yet meaningless Memes
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Carrie Orlich If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen! Stop bitching!
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Heidi VanTassell Spurgeon Well! ..
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Bye!
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Ann Fontenot Lavergne Well, I tried posting soft porn and goat pics, but found I had little experience compared to
others who actually got out there and witnessed the nasty! Lol
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John Manner I love that Marc Strawser is on here talking about an emotional rollercoaster. Dude you are the
emotional rollercoaster!
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Ben Loftin Justin, I hear they have snow gators on patrol now.. ramping it up!
(watch out, I hear they blend in really well)

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Randall Stephens Have your trolls talk to my trolls ....

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Pask RM Rzsa Attila, what is a 14er?

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Jared Moore

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Ann Fontenot Lavergne Wow, look how fast this is running ... shouldn't have had that Bailey's having trouble
keeping up! Lol
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Hung Lieu I prefer a nooner

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Elissa May I had goat cheese last night. Does that count for goats?

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Dave Campbell Hungry bro? Your not yourself when your hungry....feed that beard a snickers.
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Jared Moore Refresh....refreshh....rerefresh.
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Jack Bottorf

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Attila Csoma what about goat porn? is that okay. they show that kind of shit on the Discovery channel.
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Hung Lieu Just no goatse.cx

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Stacey Schipper

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Brian Kiggins So, 2 goats walk into a trailhead...

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Pask RM Jared Moore,

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Jennifer Natbony God I love how obnoxious we all can be...this guy just made it way too easy.
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Pask RM Is it ok?
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Rachel Benson I am eating a breakfast burrito

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Ann Fontenot Lavergne This can of goats, I mean worms is crazy nutz! I love it!
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Pask RM I predicted 100 in 30 minutes.... slow down !! too fast!!!

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Jared Moore

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Melinda Gray Jordan I was going to share a recipe but instead, I'll just share a picture of a dog sitting on a cat.
You're welcome.

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Ann Fontenot Lavergne Don't any of us have real j-o-b-s?!!!

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Jaime Dipaulo Jr I was kicked off the 14ers website because people didn't know how to handle the fact that I
intertwined my love for mountains with my love for God. I was labeled as a troll because I like to talk about my
experience with God at the top, and those who climb solely to take photos of themselves to show off to others via
mediums like this place got offended. I call them elitists. And their motivations for climbing are worlds apart from
mine. I hear ya, but fuck em. Don't need em. They pollute the spiritual serenity of the hills with selfies and these
ridiculous beliefsof having 'conquered' a mountain. Hahaha only an idiot would think he can conquer a mountain. Try
that shit when it's not in a good mood I tell them. Ha
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Cory Smith Is that a shit?

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Melinda Gray Jordan I'm willing to risk losing my job for this!
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Nick Courtney Wanna see me naked?

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Carrie Hartman

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Pask RM this is the response per time (being x = meaningless ) in some post:

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Elissa May Nick we want to see you naked.

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Jared Moore Nick....Interesting proposal
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Hung Lieu bunch of piranhas in here. Kurt hits his time of the month and frenzy ensues. LOL
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Tommy Danger

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Noel Finta-Johnson I just posted this because I know how much it means toKeith.

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Joel Kuenning Ann, define "real job". Personally, I'm trying to get homework done, and this is a wonderful
distraction!
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Attila Csoma Nick, if you were Courtney Nick, instead of Nick Courtney, then perhaps. as it is, no thank you.
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Patrick De Lisle I thought having conversations with people was the whole idea of social media.
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Majal Villamor

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Jared Moore

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Elissa May

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Brian Kiggins No, there are rules people! I am good with rules!
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Ben Loftin Don't mess with that goat!! ^^

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Pask RM 104 posts in 23 minutes. Ok guys, we can stop now. Good job.
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Jaime Dipaulo Jr I think it's funny how finding the right trigger to pull will make a group of people do exactly what you
want em to do or don't want em to do. There's more sheep than goats, and they migrated to this thread lol
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Jared Moore Rule #1 No SELLING!

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Jack Bottorf

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Attila Csoma way to be a non-sheep rebel there Jaime! in other words, way to be a goat!
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Brian Kiggins Rule #2. Raed Rule #1.

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Tommy Danger

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Elissa May

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Brian Kiggins

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Travis Fleming

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Attila Csoma if Kurt's idea was for us to have a little fun at his expense, well done!
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Robin Lindsay

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Stacey Schipper Pask RM thats the Asshole Richter Scale! (((How badly you shamed) x (Risk of being butthurt)) /
(how seriously the offended party is taking them self) ^ the degree at which you intended to cause harm
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Elissa May At least we know the rules, right?

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Joel Kuenning Robin is that the unexceptionable site?

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Pask RM Stacey, are you trying to sell earthquakes here????

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Jaime Dipaulo Jr A goat will wonder off on its own. A sheep will cling to the herd. Thanks for the compliment, im
more of a mountian goat.

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Ann Fontenot Lavergne Quitcherbitchen Kurt Swenson ... my favorite German word, actually only one in my
vocabulary!
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Zack Beasley LeBron cost Cleveland the game last night. #fivehead
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Jared Moore

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Brian Kiggins

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Attila Csoma Jaime - don't kid yourself kid. only sheeps post on threads like this. and you're posting.
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Jaime Dipaulo Jr For a bunch of "smart" people, some let out some real signs of lunacy when provoked.
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Cory Smith

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Jared Moore

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Tommy Danger

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Tommy Danger Mark Nolan, Go At Chess E

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Pask RM That was fun. Thank you! Now, back to work.

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Josh Wilson Kurt has us confused with the Antisocial14ers.com

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Aaron Jarvis

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Jaime Dipaulo Jr Hey Atilla, when have you ever seen me interact on this webpage? I'm expressing my thoughts to
the OP. But your right, I'm slowly sinking to the level of others around here. To call Bill and tell him to delete me. Idgaf
bruh
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Brooke Taylor This is the funniest thing to wake up to ever! Lol

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Stacey Schipper I have 3 minutes until this completes. Go!

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Tommy Dorr Kurt Swenson, I couldn't help but notice that you're still here. You have yet to actually unfollow this
page. Admit that you actually love us and you want our companionship.
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Pask RM Tommy Dorr, no selling.

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Joel Kuenning Brooke you're just waking up? Well now we know somebody doesn't have a "real job".
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Attila Csoma you're interacting quite a bit now Jaime. trying to pretend you're better than the rest of us. sorry. you're
not.
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Jaime Dipaulo Jr Someone said go! Everyone hurry hurry rush rush!
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Jenny Kaspar Beer

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Tommy Danger WHO WANTS A DOLLAR!

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Brian Kiggins Everyone, stand back form a circle.... Jaime Dipaulo Jr andAttila Csoma are gonna throw down.
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Joel Kuenning "I don't have insurance but someone find me money!"
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Attila Csoma will I have to shake my bootie to get it? because I'm wearing some nice Uggs...
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Josh Wilson Mmmm Jenny you speak my language.

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Nichole Catherine

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Jason Judge

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Brian Kiggins Nichole Catherine with the most random post of the day.
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Jaime Dipaulo Jr I'm but a simple human like you. im different from you obviously, and your so ignorant you think I
believe I'm better than you? HA. MYbe cause ignorant Christians give people of faith a snotty image, but I assure you
I'm not better than anyone. Differnt from the prevailing consensus here, yes
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Attila Csoma "your" pretty ignorant of the English language, Jaime....

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Pask RM Oh, no, came on, another one just arrive. More gas to the post.
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Ann Fontenot Lavergne I'm competing with Nichole Catherine ...

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Pask RM This is what happens ...

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Attila Csoma actually Ann, I find that post highly relevant to this thread.
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Jaime Dipaulo Jr I'm typing from an iPhone 5, but perhaps I'm ignorant to the lAnguage considering I didn't complete
all of high school and I'm not a real major in anything.
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Jared Moore

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Josh Wilson Careful, If you're a turd, Elissa's dog might eat you

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Nichole Catherine

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Attila Csoma if you don't quit taking yourself so seriously Jaime, I shall have to ask you to go to silly school and learn
how to be silly.
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Ross Shelton

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Jaime Dipaulo Jr I'm not here to argue about my education, but if it'll make you feel better try and shred me. I just
think it's funny how people are quick to jump on a bandwagon because they feel part of something and just want to
be in with that somethjng. I'm the guy standing on the other side of the street wondering how many are actually

thinking about what they do. Sure climbing is tough, but pain does not always equal gain. Sometimes it's the thought
garbage that drives people to do things. Those are not my reasons. and If they aren't yours, well cheers.
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Jaime Dipaulo Jr Call me whatever you want. Someone call bill middlebrook and tell him there's an individual who
cannot, should not be here
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Nichole Catherine

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Pask RM http://www.psychologytoday.com/articles/200910/risk
http://www.scu.edu/.../wp07-05-levenhagen-climbers-I.pdf

Risk
Some experts believe that courting uncertainty is the only way to protect the inner force America was founded on
or...
PSYCHOLOGYTODAY.COM

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Attila Csoma who the hell is talking about climbing?? or shredding anyone? off to silly school you go! go on! off you
go Jaime.
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Jack Bottorf

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Pask RM http://www.alpinejournal.org.uk/.../AJ%201977%2088-93...
http://news.medill.northwestern.edu/chicago/news.aspx...
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Jaime Dipaulo Jr The lack of seriousness in this world is what allows stupidity and ignorance to prevail
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Veronica Boteilho why announce departure...just go.

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AC Summers Keep reading this thread, or go research Michael Phelp's girlfriend story. Ahhhh the rugged decisions
of life we all go through.......
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Jaime Dipaulo Jr People are serious about their phones and their lifestyles, but not serious about wtf this world is
headed. Seriously, kick me off
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Attila Csoma no!

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Pask RM There is plenty of psychology behind climbing.
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Jaime Dipaulo Jr Stupid. As. Hell. This thread is. Later

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Ross Shelton

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Pask RM wo wo wo WW!!!!! SOMEBODY IS TRYING TO MAKE THIS ONE SERIOUS !! There are plenty of serious
posts when they need to be serious.

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Josh Wilson Nichole Catherine, is there a clearance sale on meme's today?

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Jared Moore Lol Ross ..hahahab

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Bobby Brinkhaus Ok a serious question here guys..

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Justin Giffin Uh oh, Jamie is going to tell Bill Middlebrook on you! Ooooooooooooo, you're gonna get in trouble!
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Ben Loftin ^^ But I thought Santa was god?

"He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good...."
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Jaime Dipaulo Jr Real quick, "who the hell is talking about climbing?? or shredding anyone? off to silly school you
go! go on! off you go Jaime." ...I thought this site WAS about climbing and shredding. The OP is right, yall
motherfuckers done veered off course. Peace
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Joel Kuenning There's always collateral damage to these posts...

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Nichole Catherine No Josh, just closing my eyes in my camera roll, selecting and posting
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Attila Csoma the group is, but not every thread has to be. why are you still here Jaime? didn't you say you were
leaving? you're late for silly school!
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Ben Loftin Jaime, some threads on the 14ers fb page (most of them) tend to be awesome gibberish. The .com has
the good mountain stuff.
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Pask RM I personally go to the mountains to find trolls. they hide there. But I need to learn how they behave so I can
trace them...
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Attila Csoma I go to the mountains to find goats. they hide there. but need to learn how they behave so I can trace
them...
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Michelle Tryon

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Joel Kuenning Jaime, having Bill kick you off isn't the only way to leave. You can remove yourself. P.S. YOU are
actually the type that give Christians a bad name because you can't take a joke and you get all up in arms and shut
down any kind of reasoning when people question you. Bam!
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Pask RM Attila, your English is really bad.

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Attila Csoma thanks Pask. you may like trolls dude, but I tell you, once you have goat, you can't go back.
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Pask RM you meant, "you can't goat back"?

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Ted Smith If someone offended on Facebook falls in the woods does it make a sound?
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Attila Csoma yeah - it makes a really whinny sound, which is soon drowned out by the sound of laughing by others
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Nichole Catherine Neigh

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Ben Loftin

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Ted Smith Hey Jaime Dipaulo Jr are you leaving this time?
Do you really meme it?
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Jaime Dipaulo Jr I don't participate in most things here. Sometimes it's funny yeah. I was trying to explain
(apperantly quite poorly) how the OP spurred a sort of reverse psychology string of silly and irrelevant posts by
proclaiming that this site is nothing more than silly, irrelevant posts. when people do things to purposely contradict
others just because... That seems like a sheep thing to do imo. Atilla, you are not the father lol. Good day to all, time
for this guy to go do silly homework
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Pask RM Ben Loftin have you seen this

before?https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10206135903302956&set=p.10206135903302956&type=1

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Joel Quevillon So, what did I miss?

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Ben Loftin I think it's all funny, whether we're sheep or mountain goats or tigers..
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Jaime Dipaulo Jr No. Because you want me gone, I won't leave.

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Justin Giffin

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Attila Csoma there's nothing reverse psychology about it. just people having a little fun. if that's what Kurt wanted to
prove and what you object to, Jaime, then so be it. we are guilty.
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Attila Csoma Justin wins the meme battle!

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Pask RM Who is Jaime?

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Attila Csoma who is John Galt?

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Nichole Catherine Oh Jaime is a dude?

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Ben Loftin Pask, nope.. just searched laughing and horse on the internet, and thought that picture was hilarious!
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Ted Smith

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Jaime Dipaulo Jr Hmmm. Joel i disagree. Aside from this thread, my actions speak louder than words. I do
apologize for calling anyone a sheep, a goat, or ignorant. Understand tjough, than an outsider making a statement
that does not coenside with the prevailing consensus will beet with ridicule and jest. I expect nothing more
from....from humanss. We are one in the same. Believe that.
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Majal Villamor I summit_ ed on that facebook mountain

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Jaime Dipaulo Jr *be met

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Joel Kuenning I have an announcement to make! Kurt Swenson is still here...

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William Dollar How many post does it take to Goat to the top of a 14er?
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Pask RM 14,000 posts

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Noel Finta-Johnson I had given up on this post long ago...but now I'm just hanging around to see what Jaime is
going to comment next. And Joel, I still hate you for tagging me in this massacre.
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Nichole Catherine No need to correct yourself on one mistake.
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Jared Moore Holy crap.... I don't even know where to start there^

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Attila Csoma Jaime - must be recess at silly school? have you learned nothing from this morning's silly classes? you
have a long way to go to graduation...
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Brian Kiggins Good to know Jaime's Internet works in the same ditch we all veered into.
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Tracy Toth I'm going to lurk out loud on this one.

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Attila Csoma bad grammar makes me [sic].

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Joel Kuenning Jaime I like you, because you stuck around and didn't leave all butt hurt. You should be aware of how
you're perceived when you can't take silly things as merely silly things though. We are all PERFECTLY aware that we
are doing exactly what the OP said we do...that's kind of the point. All the regulars here know that there's plenty of
good, so when someone complains that we have too much fun, well, we go and have too much fun all over them!
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Attila Csoma I'm just wondering how Jaime's thumbs have not fallen off yet from typing all his posts on an iPhone.
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Brian Kiggins There is nothing good here. I like pancakes.

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Joel Kuenning Tracy, that's what the acronym "lol" is for. If you were ever confused by posts that only say "lol", now
you know what they were saying.
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Attila Csoma Wrong Brian Kiggins!!! http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Pumpkin-Pancakes/

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Brian Kiggins One goat says to the other goat...

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Attila Csoma "I goat to go. but I'll be back."

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Pask RM " I goata tell you something"

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Tracy Toth LOL

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Tracy Toth Am I doing this right?

What kind of gear do I need to LOL? Guys?
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Brian Kiggins "I like turtles"

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Brian Kiggins You guys hadn't heard that one?
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Pask RM How many days are you going to lol? in what season? everything depends
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Attila Csoma http://2.bp.blogspot.com/.../tKtkapvKCdI/s1600/DSC_5008.JPG

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Matt Scheberle 237 comments in < 2hrs?!

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Jaime Dipaulo Jr Honestly I was really really pissed when I was deleted from the 14ers website, all the stats I
compiled were gone. tHAT did hurt. Then when I emailed bill, no answer. Emailed him a few times, just asking wtf I
did wrong. No answer. Fuck that guy then, I said. at one point I did crack a few jokes and blah blah to fit in but I'm
naturally wired different from the rest of you folks. Maybe the ones that hated me so much aren't on this thread. Too
bad. I don't mean disrespect. Unlike the people that make memes with the intent to hurt. But naw. Doesn't work.
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Joel Kuenning Tracy, just crampons so you can get a grip, and a climbing helmet so any insults (or compliments)
don't go straight to your brain!
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Pask RM and you just made it bigger

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Kevin Crown

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Attila Csoma so you were upset about all your "stats," Jaime? so I guess you're just an attention whore? - who
woulda thought?? you had us all fooled! lurk out loud!
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Ted Smith

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Jaime Dipaulo Jr Atilla keep wondering bro. It's called talk to text
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Joan Prinaris Wow! Some of you have WAY too much time on your hands.
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Jaime Dipaulo Jr Atilla your a fucking idiot dude, that shit is for me myself and I
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Tracy Toth Joel okay I'm going to run to the store and I'll be right back. Safety first!
Hey where's the door out of this crazy ass thread anyway? And I AM going to let it hit me in the ass on the way out,
thank you very much.
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Jaime Dipaulo Jr But stats don't climb.

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Pask RM Tracy Toth, don't do it !!! or this will happpen when you come back

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Attila Csoma apparently neither do you, Jaime. because if your stats don't exist on a website, then you haven't
climbed it.
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Jared Moore

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Nichole Catherine Atilla and Jaime are both dudes? #wtfwasithinking

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Attila Csoma um, Nichole - you know - Attila the Hun... dude.
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Jaime Dipaulo Jr I like you Atilla. Your that guy that if I say one thing, you believe another. Once I figure you out you
would be pretty easy to sway. But Google analytics has already done that.
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Christopher Kimble hey! anyone want to have a conversation on this guys post?
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Attila Csoma yep, I'm just like that goat in the float. swaying whichever way the wind blows.
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Ross Shelton Chris! How you doin man?

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Christopher Kimble Goood brother, beautiful day here in Colorado! How about you Ross?
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Attila Csoma no small talk Ross. only deep conversations here.

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Pask RM we want to climb high mountains, but have deep conversations. No sense. At all. You guys crazy.
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Tracy Toth Deep conversations?! What the hell, now I need more gear!
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Attila Csoma definitely Tracy. hope you got some tall gaiters!
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Ross Shelton I'm good, Christopher Kimble! Just working for the weekend.
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Attila Csoma because shit's been pretty deep here.

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Ben Loftin Jaime, that sucks, I'm sorry. I have some climbing info in there too that would be kinda hard to get back if
it was deleted. I'm a "stats" sorta guy..
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Attila Csoma on a side note, I didn't realize Siri is so dumb that she can't tell the difference between "you're" and
"your" when you talk-to-text. or maybe Jaime is saying it wrong? maybe he has a thick accent...
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Joel Kuenning Deep conversations are for the negative 14ers page. Which by the way, is all talk and no action
because incredibly few people have been to -14000 feet.
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Ross Shelton Has anyone seen Interstellar?

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Ross Shelton Has anyone seen Interstellar?

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Christopher Kimble HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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Attila Csoma no, but I've heard is isn't all that stellar.
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William Dollar enter is spelled with an "E" duh!!!

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Jesse Watson I saw a sea Gaul eating a pile of puke in the mall parking lot
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Attila Csoma that's when you enter interstellar space, William.

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Justin Giffin What about Attila the Nun? Or Attila the Bun?
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Jesse Watson You been fishing lately Ross Shelton?

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Adam Cohrs

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Mike Kadow Yeah Joel, minus 14k *is* pretty deep.

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Attila Csoma you know those French people, Jesse. I wouldn't put it past them to be eating puke...
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Jesse Watson I went down to the Yakima and got into it with these Indian fellas! They were are charged up on that
goddamn fire water again!
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Ross Shelton Jesse, I didn't catch a fish all summer.

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Christopher Kimble Anthony Neal! I found a great place to have a conversation!

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Nichole Catherine

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Attila Csoma I didn't either Ross. don't feel bad. but I did pick some up from King Soopers the other day.
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Attila Csoma which one is Attila, Nichole?
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Brian Kiggins Anyone want to add a third cross conversation to this post?
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Andrew Koller

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Nichole Catherine None... They are chanting your name.

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Justin Giffin

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Mike Kadow Is this like one of those internet chat rooms or something?
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Jason Judge

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Nichole Catherine ^soft porn only Mike.

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Brian Kiggins

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Ross Shelton Badass picture ^

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Attila Csoma not a chat room. just some people having conversations on serious posts. happens a lot on the 14er
FB page - apparently.
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Mike Kadow Jenny & Trainer Keri

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Daryl Flamm

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Anthony Neal Holy shit Christopher Kimble! You may be on to something here! Maybe we can use this space to
converse about 14ers and other life events in the mountains! This concept will shake millions!!!
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Christopher Kimble naw, screw that. How bout the broncos?
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Attila Csoma I had a particularly pleasurable (almost spiritual) experience atop a 14er once. it was when I was able
to find some privacy to relieve myself.
9 hrs Like 2

Anthony Neal The more they lose, the more I laugh

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Attila Csoma sea Gaul...

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Scott Dennison Is 306 comments a record yet? Do I get a prize?

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James Hunt 307?

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Stacey Schipper Attila !

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Christopher Kimble 310 comments and only 23 likes must be some kind of record
9 hrs Like 1

Vicki Marie Hale

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Jenny Gonz Aww Stacey Schipper that is soo cute

9 hrs Like 1

Joel Kuenning Dan Manson's moob post had over 800 comments, but it also had a couple hundred likes so if you're
looking at the ratio, this one definitely wins!
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Greg Ward I thought he said goodbye already? I'm so confused! Goat burgers for dinner in case you were
wondering!
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Brian Listy Wow, lots of crying bitches today. This is not mountaineeringbook or a mountaineering network. Social
networks are for socializing and networking. Is there a no bitching rule in this group?
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Attila Csoma if there was, Brian, you would have just broken it!
9 hrs Like 5

Attila Csoma the only bad thing about this thread is that it's taking attention away from Rahmad's " my village
simeulue of island have much beatuty beach" thread. if it wasn't for this thread, that one would be blowing up. and in
my opinion, it's actually a much more deserving thread.
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Darrell Dimler Awe.. Would you like to talk about it?

9 hrs Like 1

Cody Smith Cocaine is a helluva drug

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Scott Dennison https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udNHsk57f24

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Attila Csoma http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/awe?s=t

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Brian Priest Good riddance... Hey, I haven't seen any pictures of cookies or goats in 15 mins, wtf!?!
9 hrs Like 1

Pask RM Exposure = goats

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Greg Ward Would s'mores work Brian?

9 hrs Like 1

Daryl Flamm No goats eating cookies, but I have a Doreamon eating one.

9 hrs Like

Brian Listy I want to kick a goat!

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Attila Csoma meanwhile in Buffalo, NY - in case you haven't goat herd...

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Pask RM What is that white stuff?

9 hrs Like 3

Brian Listy Emmmm, marshmallow!

9 hrs Like 1

Daryl Flamm That Brady kid added too much soap to the washing machine again!
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Attila Csoma she said, you goat to try these cookies I made!

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Brian Listy ^^^^^ Finally, a goat and a cookie

9 hrs Like 2

Javier Esparza Does anyone know where Worley is?

9 hrs Like

Stephanie DiCenso 333

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Daryl Flamm My Wooly is still packed in a box. I switched to Synthetic fabrics.

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Michelle Tryon

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Mike Kadow Where do I post "roommate wanted" on this page? Cuz I have a pretty sweet place for a like-minded,
mountaineer.
I couldn't find a tab.., or instructions.., or *anything*! Help!
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William Dollar Why did the goat cross the road?

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La Familia Mora My shot. (Random)

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Attila Csoma he wanted to goat and see what's on the other side.
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Attila Csoma I found this fascinating. hope you all do as well.https://tv.yahoo.com/.../snooki-down-99-pounds-just...

8 hrs Like

Noel Finta-Johnson If this post gets to 666 comments, you are all going straight to Hell in a hand basket!
8 hrs Like 7

Marc Strawser Is it a gore-tex lined hand basket?

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William Dollar LOL Marc Strawser

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Jared Moore Left for 20 minutes. .... And now I'm lost
8 hrs Like 4

Justin Giffin Not once it gets to 667!

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Attila Csoma watch, Satan is going to show up and make the 666th post...
8 hrs Like

William Dollar if a post get posted and no one responds to the post was it still posted?
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Pask RM Justin Giffin, don't start something like that .....

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Pask RM post 348

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Pask RM post 349

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William Dollar post 350

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Pask RM you know what I mean...

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Joel Kuenning Hopefully not, gore-tex doesn't handle heat very well.
8 hrs Like 1

David Marks

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Josh Wilson What's the rage quitting total for this thread? Anyone else need a hug?
8 hrs Like 2

Keith Ganger if the group does not fit. You must rage quit.
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Nichole Catherine

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Jenny Gonz ^^you won Nichole!!!

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Hannah Bear see ya later crybaby whiner.

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Attila Csoma Daniel 8

In the third year of King Belshazzars reign, I, Daniel, had a vision, after the one that had already appeared to me. In
my vision I saw myself in the citadel of Susa in the province of Elam; in the vision I was beside the Ulai Canal. I
looked up, and there before me was a ram with two horns, standing beside the canal, and the horns were long. One
of the horns was longer than the other but grew up later. I watched the ram as it charged toward the west and the
north and the south. No animal could stand against it, and none could rescue from its power. It did as it pleased and
became great.
As I was thinking about this, suddenly a goat with a prominent horn between its eyes came from the west, crossing
the whole earth without touching the ground. It came toward the two-horned ram I had seen standing beside the
canal and charged at it in great rage. I saw it attack the ram furiously, striking the ram and shattering its two horns.
The ram was powerless to stand against it; the goat knocked it to the ground and trampled on it, and none could
rescue the ram from its power. The goat became very great, but at the height of its power the large horn was broken
off, and in its place four prominent horns grew up toward the four winds of heaven.

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Majal Villamor

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Attila Csoma see, goat>sheep - as Jaime already said way back at the beginning of this thread...
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Shane DeMonica
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Shane DeMonica This is my first post in the group. This thread seemed appropriate.
8 hrs Like 5

Kevin Washburn Rosebud

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Kevin Ray Said the goat

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John Shephard Is this thread still going? The original is so much better.
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Attila Csoma John, shepherd my goats...

8 hrs Like

Kevin Ray Nichole Catherine won. only thing left is to ensure 666 cums
8 hrs Like

Justin Giffin Um, I believe I won the memes a couple hundred posts ago. Attila declared it.
8 hrs Like 2

Attila Csoma I'd say Justin won it when the topic was silly school. now that the conversation has turned to more
serious matters - like goats and the antichrist, I'm thinking Nichole nailed it...
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Kevin Ray New winner every 100 posts.

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Attila Csoma in case you want more junk in your trunk...

8 hrs Like 2

Kevin Ray Goat gitter carrier. Sold in mtn ranges only and late night info commercials
8 hrs Like

Attila Csoma one might say, that thing is a real goat getter!
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Kevin Ray I speak 1968 redneck. Cant spell getter. Goat gitter. Also spelled git-t-er with glitter.
7 hrs Like 2

Randy Paul Bauer Geez.. I thought he'd never leave.... so who's up for beer pong!
7 hrs Like 2

Kevin Ray

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Josh Wilson Did anyone hear about the snow out East? Will it have an impact on President Obama's speech? My
gut is telling me he's going to mention this thread and 14ers in general.
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Attila Csoma I have a feeling he's going to focus more on goats that are in this country illegally.
7 hrs Like 2

Josh Wilson Nope, it'll be about how he's going to sign an executive order revoking private ownership of anything
remotely resembling a peak/summit.
7 hrs Like 1

Attila Csoma that, and the proliferation of soft porn on the mountains of America, and in particular the 14ers of
Colorado.
7 hrs Like

Attila Csoma are you suggesting he's going to seize Bross and make it state-owned property? I knew Obama was a
communist!
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Josh Wilson Yes, he will be shirtless next to his horse with sweet shades on.
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Bernard Barrett

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Attila Csoma who? the horse, Bernard Barrett??

7 hrs Like

Bernard Barrett The post.

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Bernard Barrett

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Attila Csoma ah, I see...

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Javier Esparza

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Javier Esparza

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Bernard Barrett Nice balls, Javier.

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Attila Csoma I prefer schweddy balls myself...

7 hrs Like

Kevin Ray Also known as 'swalls'.

7 hrs Like

Nichole Catherine I prefer a guy riding a bike with a goat on his back.

7 hrs Like 7

Kevin Ray That goat has game.

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Chris Nealy I thought this also, might be a good place to start convo! Anyone had any telling runs lately??
6 hrs Like

Attila Csoma dead runs don't tell tales.

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Kevin Ray BOOM.... lolol

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Eric Miller I have gas...

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Phoebe Tullman you could have just left the group, idk why its necessary to call it a joke.
6 hrs Like

Eric Miller Phoebe, maybe he was joking and none of us got it?
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Phoebe Tullman I hope so! Also if he was serious he got more than he bargained for there's like 1828382 comments
HAHAHAA
5 hrs Like 2

Eric Miller Now I wanna quit just to have more funny crap to read!
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Michael Cusack

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Jesse Watson Man those two Indians wanted to buy the fish I caught (I don't know, maybe they smoke it or
something) I said "shit nah man these sons of bitches are comin home with me"! The the short stubby fella said "how
bout we just take 'em"! Well I picked up a rock and tagged the slinder one in the cheek, he let out a war cry and the
fight was on! They rushed me like a couple crazy Ratcoons you've pinned in an alley! I used the only weapon I had
(which was my fishin pole with a yellow roster tail an a nice sharp hook on it! I hooked the chubby one in the shoulder
and he said "hey goddamn you hooked me"! Then I gave him another hook.... A left hook to the chin he hit the rocks
(I imagine that hook in the shoulder wasn't bugging him anymore). The lanky one charge me screaming "you son of a
bitch"! He grabbed my American flag tank top and dragged me into the river! This bozo must not have known I can
hold my breath long as shit! We went under and the real struggle began! I pinned him to a rock like I was an aquatic
terrorist and jammed my thumb into his eye ball! He started blowin bubbles and I let him go. We got back to the shore
and his buddy had already bit my damn line leaving my favorite lure dug into his hide. Ross Sheltonyou should have
been there. I caught five more later that day
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Jesse Watson #crunchwraps

#budlight
#lostmyfishinglure
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Jared Moore ^sounds like Jasper lol

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Melinda Gray Jordan #freejasper #freejaper #whereintheworldisMark Kosmider?

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Ross Shelton #freejasper

#assholeneighbor
#apachedrunk
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Jesse Watson I caught my limit that day plus two! They'll think twice before gettin all crazy watered up and try to
steal fish! The only goddamn thing that'll steal fish from me is a goddamn American Bald ass Eagle man! Them
bastards are legit. I saw one scoop up a baby seal in the harbor, hand to god I ain't lyin! Felt bad for the son of a bitch
but Eagles gotta eat too
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Jared Moore LOL. ... mere words can't express how I've missed that hard dicked patriot charm.......
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Jesse Watson #dontfuckwithEagles

#dontfuckwithmyfish
#dontfuckwithAmerica
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Laura Wright Jasper...Sigh!!!

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Josh Wilson I see there's still a few people kicking this dead horse. I don't think the thread will match Dan's 800+
3 hrs Like 1

John Shephard I'm so confused. What just happened here?

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Jared Moore Brady Lee with his "List of people that need to die" still takes top honors with 1200+
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Josh Wilson lol, I missed it.
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Ben Loftin Wow.. I saw the beginning of that thread, but didn't know it got up to 1200+! Dang. The topic was
definitely an excellent one for the makings of a long thread.
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Elissa May Fellas, you all need a girlfriend!

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Jared Moore Elissa...you know you're the only one for me

3 hrs Like 4

Ben Loftin I agree, Elissa! (myself included)

3 hrs Like 2

Josh Wilson Was this list published? I won't say if I have a similar list. Lets face it, some day I might be terminally ill
and bored.
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Jared Moore Someday???

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Elissa May Awww...Jared I had no idea.

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Elissa May I knew Josh and John. But not you!!

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Josh Wilson good call, I'd better start

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John Shephard I do Elissa, I really do
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Elissa May Josh I'm not the only one for you???
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Elissa May
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Justin Giffin Where are these girlfriends being handed out? I'll take one!
2 hrs Like 4

Josh Wilson not since i found out your dog eats poop.
2 hrs Like 2

Elissa May Lol! She's a hungry dog.

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John Shephard I've heard coffee shops are a good place to meet someone.
2 hrs Like 3

Ben Loftin Or most Colorado 14ers...

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Elissa May Actually the 14ers page has been pumping out couples this week.
2 hrs Like 3

Jared Moore That sounds dirty

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John Shephard 14ers is a sausage fest. 90% men.

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Elissa May I realized after I posted and read it. It does sound dirty.
2 hrs Like 1

Jared Moore And 87% Troll men.

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Josh Wilson Elissa, so you like coffee shops? How do you like roasting your bean?
2 hrs Like 2

Elissa May Ben you can always stalk the 14er ladies. Ask the boys above how to.
2 hrs Like 2

Josh Wilson *beans

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John Shephard Should I be proud or ashamed of my stalker title?

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Elissa May Proud

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Jared Moore ^ still sounds dirty

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John Shephard You reeaally like their coffee....

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Jared Moore No no John....she likes the "Roasted Beans".......

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John Shephard I guess when you find the perfect roast it just feels right.
2 hrs Like 1

John Shephard Let's just hope the roast never changes and stays perfect forever.
2 hrs Like

Jared Moore ....... We're not talking about coffee anymore. ...are we
2 hrs Like 1

John Shephard Of course we are!!

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John Shephard What on earth else would we be talking about?

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Josh Wilson no kidding, cause I don't wanna comfort anyone

2 hrs Like 1

Jared Moore Scuse me...as I go cut off my typing fingers. ..

2 hrs Like 1

Josh Wilson Elissa might be right....

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Jared Moore Uhhhh

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Josh Wilson About what she said earlier

2 hrs Like 1

Shane DeMonica Kape Kambing - "Coffee Goat" in Tagalog. That's all.

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Josh Wilson Cause why else would she eat it if she wasn't hungry
2 hrs Like 1

John Shephard I freakin love you guys.

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Brian Listy Wow. I posted on this thread like an hour ago and it was about reporting people to "the authorities". Now
I'm reading about self mutilation, roasting testicles, and licking keyboards; you people should be reported to "the
authorities". Anyone around here like to climb mountains?
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Melinda Gray Jordan Mark Kosmider does. #freeMark Kosmider

2 hrs Like 2

Jared Moore We're taking this thread all the way to the top with just a few people. ..
2 hrs Like 2

John Shephard We got mature and started discussing coffee.

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Danielle Eh I'd like to add that Dan's 800+ is really half mine, so we both can settle with 400 each.
2 hrs Like 6

Danielle Eh I'll put it in the prenup

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Jared Moore ^ still dirty and not getting aNY

less dirty
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Elissa May ^^^thats cause you have a dirty mind

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Brian Listy Pictures are nice!
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Danielle Eh I just threw up in my mouth a little with the comment about the 14ers page "pumping out couples."
...
...
...
Hmmm.
2 hrs Like 4

John Shephard Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I
mean. That was good.
2 hrs Like 3

Danielle Eh Crap, which thread am I on!?!??!

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John Shephard The usual suspects Elissa

2 hrs Like 2

Jared Moore Lol Danielle...

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Danielle Eh John flicks beans?

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Danielle Eh You should have a lemonade stand. But not sell lemonade...
2 hrs Like 1

John Shephard Only on Thursdays....

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Josh Wilson John, did you ever meet that little Colombian bean picker?

2 hrs Like 1

Elissa May Danielle it wasn't meant to be naughty. But I'm not gonna lie pumping may not have been the right word.
2 hrs Like 2

Elissa May Though it made for a great post.

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Jared Moore Hold on a sec...I have to remedy a grave injustice.... Keith.... there... all better
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Brian Listy You guys need to focus! Someone posted pictures of GOATS IN TREES.
2 hrs Like 1

John Shephard This thread has gone all over the place.. Around the world and back again.
2 hrs Like 2

Josh Wilson I agree, pumping was bad. I went to the closet and grabbed my rain jacket. Wasn't sure what was next.
2 hrs Like 4

Danielle Eh You can call me Phileas Fogg

2 hrs Like 1

John Shephard Is tonight another gummy worm dance night Danielle?

2 hrs Like 1

Keith Ganger 14er FB page be like

2 hrs Unlike 7

Ryan Adams A year from now this post will still be spitting out comments.
2 hrs Like 2

Shane DeMonica This place is so weird. I love it! Time to start drinking heavily, hooray! This is my last post that
counts, k?
2 hrs Like 5

Melinda Gray Jordan http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/.../morality-kitten-cries...

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John Shephard You'll do well here Shane.

2 hrs Like 3

Keith Ganger If you post in climbing connection hoping for some "couple pumping" you're gonna have a bad time

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Todd Imming I can't quit this post.
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Elissa May Keith that's awesome.

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Keith Ganger Damn you Jared now I will be up till midnight

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Danielle Eh Shane DeMonica, you stop rhyming right this instant.

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Shane DeMonica Can do. Scooby Doo.

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Keith Ganger No more rhymes and I mean it

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John Shephard Anybody got a peanut?

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Elissa May

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Keith Ganger ^5
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Elissa May I like rhyming!!!

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Elissa May What is the 5 for Keith?

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Keith Ganger High 5 to john for finishing the princess bride reference
2 hrs Like 2

Elissa May Gotcha!!!

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Elissa May Haha! I now get it.

2 hrs Like 2

Josh Wilson It's getting late, but there's always time for another Three-way
2 hrs Like 1

Elissa May Don't you mean freeway??? Lol!!!

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Shane DeMonica

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Justin Giffin Inconceivable!

2 hrs Like 4

Josh Wilson Nope, having a three-way

2 hrs Like 1

Elissa May Well then there's no need for that girlfriend I mentioned earlier.
2 hrs Like

Josh Wilson I think Kurt posted this cause he knew it would make his end of the year FB video.
2 hrs Like 2

John Cliff Just wondering why dogs don't wear underwear. Would you let your friends sit their naked ass on your
sofa? GO BRONCOS!!!
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Attila Csoma goats don't wear underwear. and yet that guy was allowing his goat to ride on his back on the
motorcycle...
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Shane DeMonica Without a helmet! That's goat abuse.

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John Shephard Are you still sober enough to post Shane? I'm losing faith very quickly.....
1 hr Unlike 4

Shane DeMonica Yes, but Im working on it.

1 hr Like 1

Attila Csoma should female goats be made to wear a bra? I mean isn't that kind of indecent exposure?(used the
word exposure. trying to keep things 14er related).
1 hr Like 1

Justin Pratt Goats only need to start wearing a bra when they hit 14 so they don't expose their ninnies. Particularly,
when it's cold out.
I really down even know what the hell this thread is about. I'm just here to stir shit up.
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Attila Csoma I'm afraid you're too late. I think this thread is dying a slow painful death at this point. probably a good
thing. I feel like I need a shower after this last round of posts tonight.
1 hr Like

Stephanie DiCenso

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Joel Kuenning Ha^ When that was posted back at 350, I didn't ever imagine it'd get anywhere close. We've done
ourselves proud, boys.
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Pask RM I predicted it. I goat it right from the beginning.
1 hr Like 3

Jared Moore Time to rejuvenate this bad boy! .....

1 hr Like 1

Shane DeMonica I wear no goats bra.

1 hr Like 1

Jared Moore HOLD FOR THE CAT

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Jared Moore

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Stephanie DiCenso

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Jared Moore

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Jared Moore

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Jared Moore grrrrrr rrr Stephanie!!!!!

1 hr Like 3

Keith Ganger Stephanie totally hosed u bro.

1 hr Like 4

Shane DeMonica That goat is looks like a cats. Oh this is too much, #beerme
1 hr Like 2

Keith Ganger I liked the tail, just the tail.

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Jared Moore Im just going to assume that the goat with guns shot him in half......thats what happened
1 hr Like 1

Shane DeMonica Terrible, just terrible.

Have to walk all the way to the fridge again.
Man, fuck that goat.
1 hr Like

Pask RM one comment per minute in the last 10 h in this group.

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Jared Moore lol
1 hr Like

Jared Moore you actually did it.

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Matt Eckhart I wanna join this convo, what is my initiation and who's buying?
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Pask RM

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Joel Kuenning Matt, you have to post a good meme. Oh, and you're buying, that's part of the initiation!
59 mins Like 1

Gabriel Carlson Matt, it's easy. You can only say things in goat speak and if you dispense any helpful
mountaineering knowledge, you'll be banned for life. Oh and attention whoring is pretty much a given.
51 mins Edited Like 1

Jody Donnelly Wow this thread is still hot! Well I suppose mountaineers are nothing if not persevering. Carry on.
58 mins Like 2

Matt Eckhart Then it's plastic bottle vodka I smuggled in that was hidden in my MC Hammer pants, you can't touch
this!

58 mins Like

Pask RM WAIT !!!! is there a way to copy this ??? What if he deletes the post???
57 mins Like 1

Joan Prinaris I've participated in online groups since 2000. Most internet groups started out not as personal
conversations, but discourse on a particular topic with a bit of socializing added in. In fact, it was consider bad
manners to have personal conversations and derail or hijack at a thread; people actually used to get banned from
groups for doing this. As with all things good, it just all goes to shit over time and you get tired of the immaturity and
trolling.
57 mins Like

Joel Kuenning Joan!! I tagged you in like, comment #20, and you only NOW show up?!
56 mins Like 1

Elissa May Joan, today has been an exceptionally popular day for people trolling this site. Honestly, these people
deserve this. I'm pretty sure it's what they wanted.
55 mins Like 2

Shane DeMonica I picking up bad vibrations ... Oomm bop bop

52 mins Like 1

Joan Prinaris By choice, Joel, by choice. I do things in my own time hon.

52 mins Like

Matt Eckhart Just think, we're all gonna die, some of us on a 14er...
52 mins Like 2

Pask RM Bad news: the other post has been deleted.

51 mins Like 1

Jody Donnelly Fucking Kurt, man! (shakes fist at sky)

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Joan Prinaris Elissa May, uh huh....frankly, people need to get a life!

50 mins Like 1

Joel Kuenning I just don't like knowing you're missing out on your guilty pleasure.
50 mins Like 2

Joan Prinaris Joel, I donate less and less time to my guilty pleasure here. Besides, I have a few other guilty pleasure
that are MUCH more appealing than this high school SS.
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Brian Kiggins Uh oh, Mom is here again/

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Joan Prinaris Is that your best, Brian? More idiotic HS humor. Yawn
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Brian Kiggins Why are you here? You just do drive bys and insult people.
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Shane DeMonica Bummer.

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Ryan Adams Ok time for bed everybody

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Brian Kiggins For someone who is "above" it, you seem to go out of your way to be in it.
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Shane DeMonica Just 5 more minutes!

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Jared Moore ^I'm with Ryan.... But not actually.. .with ..with ryan... just in agreement
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Brian Kiggins And no it's not my best, but it's good enough for the trolls.
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Joan Prinaris hahaha, Brian....I insult people? That's the pot calling the kettle black. All this site is comprised of
insults and yet you point out my one or two posts?
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Ryan Adams Close one Jared, I thought you were going to break our promise...
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Matt Eckhart Whipper snappers and young punks, I do things on other people's time, mostly eastern time,
sometimes Arizona time during daylight saving time that they don't observe
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Attila Csoma Ah, more condescension and shitting on a little fun we're having by people who think they're better
than the rest of us. Yay!
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Pask RM Found it. Just in case, I have a copy.

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Joel Kuenning We only need like 75 more comments guys...

Whoever gets the 666th comment has last word!!! NO COMMENTING PAST THAT!
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Joan Prinaris Attila, I AM better. Just deal with it sweetie!

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Brian Kiggins Joan, did the boys ignore you in HS? Is that why this is so painful?
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Joan Prinaris You all are so easy to get riled up. hahahaha
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Pask RM Joel, you know what is going to happen, right?
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John Shephard Who likes pie??!!??!!

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Joel Kuenning Yeah, it'll probably roll WAY past it and I'll be mad.
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Joan Prinaris Apple or pumpkin for me, John.

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Shane DeMonica Im too drunk to operate my flamethrower.

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Jared Moore PIE FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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Jared Moore LOL

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Joel Kuenning The boys ignored me in HS, that's why I need this! haha!
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Pask RM Incoming !!!

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Attila Csoma No sugar pie, you're not. You're over here posting with the rest of us.
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Joan Prinaris Joel, if you knew my high school, you'd laugh at your comment.
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Jared Moore Shane... just start pushing some buttons

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Joel Kuenning I did laugh at my comment........stop trying to confuse me!!

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Majal Villamor

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Gabriel Carlson 600

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Joan Prinaris ^Goat Dynasty...now THAT's funny.

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Pat Gunning I think they should offer some coupons for this!

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Shane DeMonica Go go gadget goatthrower , blah no mas

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Joel Kuenning That's it, Majal wins!

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Joan Prinaris Eh, just bored a bit, Attila, and want to poke the bears. haha I'll be leaving this idiotic SS soon.
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Attila Csoma Just accept you inner troll Joan Prinaris. Give free reign to it! This is the thread for it!
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Joan Prinaris ^bahahahaha

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Jared Moore I'm dying of laughter ...because everyone is yelling at everyone... And Shane is off in his corner... drunk
and trying to burn down his house.
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Brian Kiggins She should accept her outer troll too.

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Shane DeMonica Youre mking the goat noise

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Joel Kuenning Wait, Shane's a guy?! The Monica part at the end threw me. That's a sign I've have just enough to
drink!
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Pask RM 612
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Majal Villamor

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Jared Moore must.... post....faster..

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Shane DeMonica Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell

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Pask RM Has anybody seen "Into the Mind"?

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Attila Csoma This thread has gone to hell.

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Gabriel Carlson Yes, Pask, it's pretty awesome.

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Pask RM Sorry, is that question too serious?

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Danielle Eh Attila has single-handedly contributed 524 out of 612 comments.

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Danielle Eh *614
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Pask RM Some badA those guys

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Shane DeMonica So how long have you all been 14?

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Majal Villamor

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Justin Giffin

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Pask RM You are completly wrong Danielle Eh, 630 posts
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Ryan Schultz I have decided to contribute to help all of you get to bed sooner rather than later.
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Majal Villamor

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Danielle Eh Shane DeMonica - For 14 years (What an idiot. Can't even add)
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Danielle Eh I'm bored with this. Good night.

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Brian Kiggins You here that? That's the sound of getting burned.
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Majal Villamor that's it folks

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Matt Eckhart I turn 14 next year because I'm only 8

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Attila Csoma Actually Danielle Eh, a 14 year old can be 14 for no more than one year. Prior to that, he/she was 13,
12, 11, etc. D'oh!
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Shane DeMonica Abrupt!

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Joel Kuenning Because Ron Burgundy had to make an appearance.

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John Shephard Awww to be young again.

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La Familia Mora

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Daryl Flamm

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Pask RM In the beginning:

Kurt Swenson...See More
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Majal Villamor

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Jared Moore

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Pask RM Posting a post that has been posted is considered a new post?
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Shane DeMonica Sanford and Son is almost on, come on mark of Satan!
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Danielle Eh wtf....
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Danielle Eh First ever thread that I'm leaving. That means something. I mean.... seriously....

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Matt Eckhart It's weird when people like your comment from 10 minutes ago, I mean what the fuck have they been
doing their whole life? Stop fucking around, wasting your life, smoking weed, eating popsicles and making weird
buffets with random shit in your fridge, graduate, go to college and get your shit together mother fuckers!
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Shane DeMonica Dude, this flamethrower manual is in Korean. Sorry for the like lags.
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Joel Kuenning This is everyone who don't like the way people have fun on the internet.

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Joel Kuenning Okay...this one's for Joan, because I can't let this just die like this.

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Shane DeMonica It cant end now, this close to the end of all things ....

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Pask RM Time of death of the post: 0525 Zulu, Friday, November 21, 2014

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Shane DeMonica No, just no.

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Joel Kuenning T-20

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Pask RM C'mon, really ?!?! I did it for nothing? you just wanted to waste my post
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Pat Gunning

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Shane DeMonica I cant carry the ring, but I can carry you Mr. Goat!
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Pask RM not fair

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Justin Giffin I think Noel deserves the sacrificial post... But then I called 667, so there's that
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Jared Moore helpful advice

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Shane DeMonica This is the worst trip Ive ever been on.
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Pask RM Danielle Eh departure definitely had an impact here.

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Jared Moore 11 more.....10

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Shane DeMonica Eh..

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Pask RM 9 minutes of silence because she left the post.
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Daryl Flamm

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Shane DeMonica Yeah, she's a big deal .... meanwhile

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Gabriel Carlson 661

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Gabriel Carlson 666

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Joel Kuenning This goat will now haunt everyone's dreams who took part in this thread!!

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Jared Moore THANKSYOU!!!!!!!

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Shane DeMonica F it, let's do it live!

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Jared Moore Bedtime

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Pat Gunning

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Majal Villamor

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Shane DeMonica /backwards sign of the cross, Hail!

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Gabriel Carlson aaaaaand.......I'm out.

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Joel Kuenning If you review the count, you'll actually find my demon goat got #666.
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Shane DeMonica Good work, Goat! Peace out, lunatics.

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Daryl Flamm This post reminds me of when you have a substitute teacher and the class goats wild.

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Justin Giffin FFS, what has happened?

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Pask RM " This POST is a joke! All people do is have conversations on your posts!! Good bye! "
Great to "talk" to you all !!
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Pask RM

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