SMag SE15 Nov 2015

15 November 2015
Cate
Blanchett
Heading for
Oscar success
again
Lets
party
Everything you need
for the perfect night
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Contents
15 November 2015
Regulars
6 Get this!
Whats hot in the shops this week
10 Focus
Shine and sparkle in the best
outfits for this years party season
18 You are invited
More glitz and glamour for a
festive period packed with style
32 The A to Z of style
Two wardrobe coaches reveal their
tips for looking and feeling great
35 In the closet
Hairstylist to the stars Nicky Clarke
reveals his fashion secrets
9 First look
This weeks hottest tickets
22 Beauty
The most glamorous products
for when youre out on the town
39 Health
Our guide to looking after yourself
over the party season
40 Agony aunt
Jane OGorman and Dr Rosemary
Leonard solve your problems
54 Books
We review a romantic journal,
short stories and whodunnits
56 Fiction
An exclusive short
story by Elly Griffiths
57 My favourite photo
Life is short. Kiss slowly,
Actor Christopher Biggins
laugh insanely, love truly
remembers his friendship
and forgive quickly
with the late Cilla Black
Lifestyle
42 Victorias best
Victoria Gray counts down the days
with the finest Advent calendars
44 Interiors
Give your Christmas the luxurious
touch with gold-coloured dcor
46 Food
Beautiful bite-size dishes to
serve your festive party guests
51 Wine
Jamie Goode toasts the start of the
party season with affordable fizz
52 Gardens
Alan Titchmarsh says its the time
of year to think about pot plants
46
The things
they say...
Novelist Paulo Coelho
People
24 Life as I know it
With Strictly Come Dancing
presenter Claudia Winkleman
28 Cate Blanchett
The actress could be heading for a
third Oscar with her new film Carol
31 You should be dancing
Dr Dance reveals why we should
go back to tripping the light fantastic
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Editor Margaret Hussey Art Director Greg Anderson Supplements Picture Editor Karen Vowles Picture Editor Sarah White
Production Editor Jan Brierley Features Editor Nicole Carmichael Lifestyle Editor Victoria Gray Fashion Director Paula OConnor
Acting Deputy Fashion Editor Sally-Anne Argyle Acting Beauty Editor Joani Walsh Commissioning Editor Laura Mulley
Literary Editor Charlotte Heathcote Deputy Production Editor Neil Porter Fashion Assistant Sian ODonnell Sub Editors
Bridget Rowan, Haidee Wilson Editorial Assistant Kirsten Jones Designer Tim Holland Junior Picture Researcher Laura Martindale
S Magazine is published by Express Newspapers, Fourth Floor, Northern & Shell Building, 10 Lower Thames Street,
London EC3R 6EN. Express Newspapers 2015
Follow us on Twitter @SMagazineUK
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On the cover: Dress, 8, Primark (primark.com);
skirt, 110, French Connection (0333 400 3285,
frenchconnection.com); earrings, 15, Topshop
(0344 984 0264, topshop.com); ring, 34.90,
Lolaandgrace (lolaandgrace.com); dress, 245,
Reiss (0845 604 7457, reiss.com); earrings, 15,
Betty Jackson.Black at Debenhams (08445 616161,
debenhams.com); necklace, 98, Butler & Wilson (020 7409 2955,
butlerandwilson.co.uk); bracelet, 59.90, Lolaandgrace (as before)
THIS PAGE: DRESS, 195, REISS (AS BEFORE); DIAMANT NECKLACE, 168; RING, 48, BOTH BUTLER & WILSON (AS BEFORE) / STYLING: PAULA OCONNOR / PHOTOGRAPHS:
CLIVE SHALICE / PHOTOGRAPHERS ASSISTANT: BRENDAN WALSH / MAKE-UP: CAROLYN WREN AND ENZO VOLPE / MODELS: CHARLIE AND MARGAUX AT MILK
59-74 Switch on
The week on TV and radio
77 Be a winner
A riverside spa break and fitness
wristbands could be yours this week
79 Mindy Hammond
The family settle down to watch
Jurassic World but its a little creature
not a dinosaur that causes a stir
81 Stars
Lori Reid predicts your week
82 The 1,000
crossword
Fashion
Get this!
Theres something for every budget in this weeks must-have selection Compiled by Laura Mulley
TABLE TALK
Fishs Eddy plates, 10 each, West Elm (0800 404 9780, westelm.co.uk)
ME-TIME
Mr Sele by Dan Zevin, 4.99,
Express Bookshop (see page 81)
GREEN AND PLEASANT

Earrings, 115, Dower & Hall (020
7377 5544, dowerandhall.com)
PICTURE THIS
Pentax K-S1 DSLR
digital camera, 499.99, Amazon
(0800 496 1081, amazon.co.uk)
HOT AND SPICY

Oriental Light myrrh and
cardamom candle, 21, Rituals
(020 3147 4891, rituals.co.uk)
COME DANCING
Framed poster, 45, The White
Company (020 3758 9222,
thewhitecompany.com)
HOT SEAT
Upcycled vintage
chair, 525,
Florrie + Bill
(01530
481798,
orrieandbill.
com)
DRY GIN
Cocktail pastilles, 9.99, Smith
& Sinclair (07841 698522,
smithandsinclair.co.uk)
TIME ZONE
Bradshaw 100 watch, 279,
Michael Kors (020 7659 3550,
michaelkors.co.uk) with each sale
100 school meals go to the United
Nations World Food Programme
MANE ATTRACTION
Toni & Guy Fluid limited-edition
metal styler, 90, Argos, Boots
and Superdrug
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COOL AS ICE
Tom Dixon glass and copper ice
bucket, 200, John Lewis (03456
049049, johnlewis.com)
STARS IN YOUR EYES

Necklace, 16.50, Dorothy
Perkins (0344 984 0261,
dorothyperkins.com)
BLING RING
Copper phone, 64.95, Wild & Wolf
(01225 789909, wildandwolf.com)
GOOD MIXER
Speakeasy: 200 Underground
Cocktails by Benny Roff, 12.99,
Express Bookshop (as before)
TIE YOUR
COLOURS
Faux-fur scarf,
120, Helen
Moore (01884
861005,
helenmoore.
com)
WHITE NOISE
Headphones,
30, Skinny
Dip (020 8795 2706, skinnydip
london.com) 10.50 goes to Great
Ormond Street Hospital for Children
HEAD ON
Beanie and bobble hats, 8
each, Matalan (0333 004
4444, matalan.co.uk) all
prots go to the Alder Hey
Childrens Charity
EDITORS
CHOICE
IN THE BEST POSSIBLE TASTE

Limited-edition Disaronno
bottle designed by Roberto
Cavalli, 15, Sainsburys,
Asda and Waitrose
GOLD RUSH
Billionaire Bullion Bar pack of two
desserts, 4, Marks & Spencer (0333
014 8000, marksandspencer.com)
BIRDS OF A FEATHER
Heels, 52, Topshop (0344
984 0264, topshop.com)
KISS AND MAKE-UP

Claudia Winkleman My Favourites
beauty set, 40, Marks & Spencer
(as before) available from
November 21
SING ALONG
Singing Machine karaoke player, 59.99, Amazon (as before)
first
PEROU / SUCCESSION HENRI MATISSE / DACS 2015 / CANARY WHARF GROUP
look
Share magical mothering moments online, join in the fun at

a Christmas pantomime and see great artworks by Henri
Matisse at Tate Liverpool Compiled by Kirsten Jones
WATCH
Get into the swing of panto

season at Londons Hackney
Empire with Jack And The
Beanstalk. After 15 years
of winter, the kingdom of
Hackneydale is struggling
to make ends meet. While
young Jack (Debbie Kurup)
is tempted to swap his
trusty cow for magic
beans, the Giant (Leon
Sweeney) is destroying
the Earth. Join in the fun
from Saturday to January
3 to see if Jack and his
gang can save the day.
Exciting features include
a breakdancing cow, bonkers
baddies and the scariest
giant ever. Tickets are from
10. Call 020 8985 2424
or visit hackneyempire.co.uk.
TAKE PART
New friendships are just a few clicks away. Meet Other

Mums is perfect for mothers of all ages seeking friends
for themselves and playmates for their children. Women
can share challenges and triumphs, invite local mums
to social outings, create chat groups and get involved
in forums. Its free to join and matches mothers based
on profile information. Visit meetothermums.com.
GO TO
DO
Get your skates on at Canada Square Park in London, which

has been transformed into a festive wonderland. Ice Rink
Canary Wharf, open every day except Christmas Day until
February 27, is the perfect setting for parties, dates and family
fun. Weave through the fairy-lit trees, skate along to Christmas
tunes and enjoy warming mulled wine and cheese fondue at
the pop-up bar and caf. Visit icerinkcanarywharf.co.uk.
MUST
haves
Theres seasonal
period drama,
romance and
80s tunes to
enjoy this week
Downton Abbey: Series one to six

As the curtains close at the great
manor, step back to the very beginning
and follow the Crawley family through
six series
of drama
at Downton
Abbey. Starring
Maggie Smith
and Hugh
Bonneville, the
boxset is out on
DVD and Blu-ray
tomorrow.
Visit Tate Liverpool

this autumn to see
The Snail, one of the
most iconic works
ever created by the
giant of modern art,
Henri Matisse. At
almost three metres
square, the delicate
cut-out collage forms
the centrepiece of a free exhibition of the artists paint,
sculpture and paper works covering more than 50 years
of his career from 1899 onwards. Works To Know By
Heart: Matisse In Focus runs from Friday until May 2.
Alongside the 1953 masterpiece will be other works
in portraiture, landscape and still life. Visit tate.org.uk.
Say Im Your Number One: Stock

Aitken Waterman Singles Box Set
Listen to the greatest hits of the 80s
with this 31-disc CD singles collection
from the Stock, Aitken and
Waterman
production
team. It
features over
250 tracks by
acts including
Kylie Minogue,
Dead or Alive
and Rick Astley.
The Hunger Games:

Mockingjay Part 2
Jennifer Lawrence returns as the
courageous
Katniss Everdeen
in the final film
of the franchise.
Shes faced
with one last
challenge to
win President
Snows game.
Its in cinemas
from Thursday.
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Party
like a star
Youre invited to
dress to impress...
Styling by Sally-Anne
Argyle Photographs by
Euan Danks
Tunic, 30; skirt, 25, both River Island (0344

576 6444, riverisland.com); embellished heels,
68, Little Mistress (0845 524 0265, littlemistress.com)
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Sequined top, 49; skirt, 36, both Topshop

(0344 984 0264, topshop.com); heels, 50,
Asos (asos.com): antlers, 7, Claires (0345
603 6088, claires.co.uk); heart bag, 7,
Primark (primark.co.uk); streamers, 3.10 for
two, Amazon (0800 496 1081, amazon.co.uk)
Sequined dress, 80, TFNC at House of Fraser

(0345 602 1073, houseoffraser.co.uk); strappy
heels, 39.99, New Look (0344 499 6690,
newlook.com); earrings, 12.99, Zara (0800
014 2993, zara.com)
FOCUS
Dress, 45, Asos (as before); stilettos, 110,

Carvela at Kurt Geiger (020 7781 7480, kurtgeiger.
com); mistletoe, 11.40 for a pack of three, DZD
(020 7388 7488, dzd.co.uk)
Faux-fur coat, 255, Marc Cain (marc-cain.com);

embellished dress, 115, Topshop (as before);
lace-up heels, 29.99, New Look (as before);
diamant ring, 38, Butler & Wilson (020 7409
2955, butlerandwilson.co.uk)
Silk jumpsuit, 75, Topshop (as before); strappy

heels, 34.99, New Look (as before); scarf, 9.99,
Zara (as before); faux-fur clutch, 35, River Island
(as before)
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FOCUS
Off-the-shoulder top, 42, Topshop (0344 984

0264, topshop.com); lace skirt, 45, River Island
(0344 576 6444, riverisland.com); embellished
stilettos, 130, Carvela at Kurt Geiger (020 7781
7480, kurtgeiger.com); streamers, 3.10 for two,
Amazon (0800 496 1081, amazon.co.uk)
Appliqud jacket, 130, Somerset by Alice

Temperley at John Lewis (03456 049049,
johnlewis.com); sequined dress, 69, Marks
& Spencer (0333 014 8000, marksandspencer.
com); studded heels, 140, KG at Kurt Geiger
(as before); necklace, 110, Buttery (07971
156934, buttery-jewellery.com); clutch, 225,
LK Bennett (020 7033 8333, lkbennett.com)
Dress, 95, Asos (asos.com); strappy heels,

45, Little Mistress (0845 524 0265, littlemistress.com); party hat, 7.50 for four,
Amazon (as before); crystal shell bracelet,
128, Butler & Wilson (020 7409 2955,
butlerandwilson.co.uk); bag, 39.99,
Zara (0800 014 2993, zara.com)
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Focus
Dress, 58, Asos (asos.com); Lurex socks, 4,

calzedonia (calzedonia.it); feather ankle boots,
110, Little Mistress (0845 524 0265, littlemistress.com); statement necklace, 18.50,
Freedom at Topshop (0344 984 0264,
topshop.com)
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Lace dress, 109, Kaleidoscope (0333 200 8018,

kaleidoscope.co.uk); heels, 48, Little Mistress (as
before); jumbo confetti, 3.79, Amazon (0800 496
1081, amazon.co.uk); diamant bracelet, 128,
butler & Wilson (020 7409 2955, butlerandwilson.
co.uk); clutch, 25, river Island (0344 576 6444,
riverisland.com)
Playsuit, 55, river Island (as before); heels, 62,

Little Mistress (as before); clutch, 275, LK bennett
(020 7033 8333, lkbennett.com); tights, 14.25,
oroblu at My Tights (020 7819 0530, mytights.com)
Stylists assistant: Sian ODonnell / Hair and
make-up: Carolyn Wren using Este Lauder and
Kiehls / Model: Hellana at MOT
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Ooze glamour
in sequins, glitz
and opulent
party pieces
Styling by Paula
OConnor
Photographs by
Clive Shalice
Guest list
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FASHION
Left: Top, 25, River
Island (0344 576 6444,
riverisland.com); skirt,
48, Topshop (0344 984
0264, topshop.com);
bag, 7, Primark
(primark.co.uk); crystal
bracelet, 128, Butler &
Wilson (020 7409 2955,
butlerandwilson.co.uk)
Right: One-shouldered
dress, 8, Primark
(as before); sequined
skirt, 110, French
Connection (0333 400
3285, frenchconnection.
com); earrings, 15,
Freedom at Topshop
(as before); doublestone ring, 34.90;
bracelet, 49.90,
both Lolaandgrace
(lolaandgrace.com)
Far right: Satin dress,
245, Reiss (0845 604
7457, reiss.com); drop
earrings, 15, Betty
Jackson.Black at
Debenhams (08445
616161, debenhams.
com); necklace, 98,
Butler & Wilson (as
before); bracelet,
59.90, Lolaandgrace
(as before); sequined
jacket (in hand), 55,
Dorothy Perkins
(0344 984 0261,
dorothyperkins.com)
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FASHION
Above left: Dress,

139, Ted Baker
(0345 450 2484,
tedbaker.com);
earrings, 58;
statement ring,
48, both Butler
& Wilson (020 7409
2955, butlerandwilson.
co.uk); bracelet,
59.90, Lolaandgrace
(lolaandgrace.com);
clutch bag, 35, Coast
(coast-stores.com)
Lurex dress (worn as top), 32,

River Island (0344 576 6444,
riverisland.com); metallic
trousers, 135; clutch bag,
110, both Reiss (0845 604
7457, reiss.com); embellished
heels, 80, Virgos Lounge
(virgoslounge.com); headband,
stylists own; earrings, 58,
Butler & Wilson (as before)
Above right: Dress,

65, Asos (asos.
com); diamant
earrings, 12.99,
Zara (0800 030
4238, zara.com);
crystal necklace,
98; crystal bracelet,
128, both Butler
& Wilson (as before)
PHOTOGRAPHERS ASSISTANT:
BRENDAN WALSH
MAKE-UP: CAROLYN WREN
USING BURBERRY AND ENZO
VOLPE AT MANDY COAKLEY
REPRESENTS USING PAUL
MITCHELL
MODELS: CHARLIE AND
MARGAUX AT MILK MODEL
MANAGEMENT
SHOT AT THE HACKNEY EMPIRE
IN LONDON JACK AND THE
BEANSTALK RUNS THERE
FROM SATURDAY TO JANUARY
3 (020 8985 2424,
HACKNEYEMPIRE.CO.UK)
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Joani Walsh
Time to party
These products will help you look the
part when youre out on the town over
the festive period, says our expert
C
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hristmas is the time of

year when we can put
practicality aside and
go to town with glamour
the grown-up equivalent
of getting out the dressing-up box
and playing at princesses.
But with so much sparkle and
shine around, its easy to end up
looking like a Christmas bauble.
So we enlisted the help of make-up
artist Mathew Alexander of Mathew
Alexander Atelier in London, who has
styled the faces of actresses Gillian
Anderson and Natascha McElhone.
We asked him to pick out the perfect
Christmas kit, with staying power and
versatility enough to take you from
desk till dawn (or maybe just the last
bus home) and ensure you survive
the party season in style.
The secret, Mathew says, is to
focus on texture: fluid or creamy
formulations rather than powders
to keep skin looking soft and make
blending easier; and metallics (a key
trend) for subtle shimmer instead of
glitter. Add glamour with flashes of
gold, an essential colour for the
season that also adds warmth.
And it always looks expensive
and luxurious, says Mathew.
Then create contrast shiny eyes
or lips (never both) stand out best
against matt skin and vice versa.
Start with Burberry Nude
FOLIO-ID.COM
Radiance Fresh Glow Luminous

Fluid Base ( 1 34; 0800 279
4998), which Mathew says adds
subtle lustre to skin that would act
as the perfect backdrop for smoky
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eyes or dark, matt lips. If you wear

foundation on top, it stops it sinking
straight into skin so it lasts longer, too.
Start off where you need coverage to
stay in place most, around the eyes
and down the bridge of the nose, then
blend your foundation outwards with
a brush for a natural-looking result,
Mathew advises.
Smoky eyes are the easiest way
to achieve festive glamour. Mathew
loves Bourjois Smoky Stories
Palettes ( 3 7.99; 03456

710709), a selection of
complementary shades in a small
compact. His favourite combination
is Welcome Black, which contains
a stunning midnight blue. It has
echoes of Elizabeth Taylor in
Cleopatra, Mathew enthuses.
He also loves Charlotte Tilbury
Nocturnal Cat Eyes to Hypnotise

( 5 29; 020 7318 3824), tiny
blocks of solid metallics that blend
beautifully with matching soft eyeliners.
Create smokiness with the shadow
and intensity with the liner, he says.
The loveliest shades are Midnight
Seduction, a sultry dark blue, and
On the Prowl, a warm metallic mauve.
If you fancy a more adventurous
look that will dazzle like the Oxford
Street lights or have dark skin that
needs strong, vibrant colour, Stila
Magnificent Metals Foil Finish

Eye Shadow ( 4 33.50; 0333
014 8000) is stunning and
it comes with its own primer to
prevent creasing.
Christmas lips are traditionally as
red as holly berries, but this year,
Beauty
go for something a little different.

Mathew picked out Elizabeth Arden
Limited Edition Beautiful Color

Luminous Lip Gloss in Imperial
Shimmer ( 8 18; 020 7574
2700), a light-catching wash of
warmth with gold-tinged iridescence
that also brings everyday lip colour to
life as a top coat and will help make
thin lips appear a little fuller.
Finish with Marks & Spencer
Autograph Twist-Up Cheeks

in Rose Shine ( 2 9.50; 0333
014 8000), which acts as a creamy
sheer blusher and highlighter in one,
and a quick layer of Lancme
Golden Top Coat in Gold Leaf

Effect ( 7 13; 0345 602 1073)
over your nails. It really does look
like nails have been dipped in
gold leaf whack it on top of
the cheapest of nail varnishes and
they immediately look so expensive,
Mathew says, proclaiming it his
favourite glittery nail varnish ever.
And dont forget the skin below
your face, too. Therell be lots of
fake tan under those strappy party
dresses, which can make skin look
parched and flat, he says. So apply
lots of moisturiser to keep skin juicy,
then spritz with The Body Shop
The Sparkler All Over Shimmer

in Golden Glimmer ( 6 15; 0800
092 9090). The old-fashioned puffer
ensures a light cloud of golden dust
and flakes are dispensed to sprinkle
skin and hair with the nearest
a grown-up womans likely to come
to fairy dust. Its the finishing touch
for a make-up makeover with serious
star quality.
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Life as I know it
Strictly Come Dancing
host Claudia, 43, lives
in London with her lm
producer husband Kris
Thykier and their children
Jake, 12, Matilda, nine,
and four-year-old Arthur
WORDS BY AMY PACKER / PHOTOGRAPH BY MARK HARRISON / CAMERA PRESS
Not a lot of people know this but Im very

good at running a bath. My baths are famous
in my house. I throw in some bubbles and a few
drops of relaxing oils. To be honest, what Im
saying is I dont really have any talents I just
read out loud but you would be pleased with
the bath that I ran for you.
My best friend is Victoria Coren Mitchell, who
is the best poker player in the world. We met when
we were 18 or 19, about 100 years ago, because
our parents were friends. Shes adorable, funny
and clever and knows me better than I do.
My nickname is Well, most people call me
Clauds but my mum when I was little called me
Sausage. She sometimes still does.
The bravest thing Ive ever done is apply my
own eyeliner. I like a very smudgy, Captain Jack
Sparrow line. I never take any criticism of it badly
yes its smudged but I want it to look like that!
My favourite TV show is anything involving
David Attenborough. And my kids would be very
grumpy if I didnt say Ben & Hollys Little Kingdom.
My perfect evening would involve staying in,
friends, the kids on my lap even the big one
lots of laughing and noodles. Vast quantities
of noodles, preferably in some form of bucket.
Maybe spicy with lots of spring onions. Im
throwing a king prawn in, too.
Id like to say sorry to everyone. I like saying
sorry its one of my favourite words. But mainly
I need to say it to my maths teacher who spent
years saying will you please focus and I never
did. Now I realise he definitely had a point.
My rst kiss was with a boy called Steven.
I was really late I was 16 Im embarrassed to
say. He sort of kissed me on my cheek well,
I thought he was licking me like a cat would.
I didnt really understand what was happening
then we kissed. It was alarming.
My biggest regret is Regrets are difficult
but I think I should have been more interesting or
exciting when I was younger. Ive now got to save
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Claudia
Winkleman
it up and Im just going to go nuts at 65. Im
going to get a kaftan Im going to go mad.
The one thing Id change about myself is
Id maybe say sorry less.
The best thing my parents taught me was
everything. That you should work hard, that you
should be kind, that you should be grateful. All
of the stuff that matters.
The last time I cried was yesterday because
I lost a document that I thought Id saved on my
desktop. I just cried out of frustration and the fact
that Im a technical moron. I still have VHS tapes
at home. I just dont understand the modern world.
The rst record I ever bought was Tight Fits
The Lion Sleeps Tonight. I normally lie and say it
was Debbie Harry, but it certainly wasnt.
Its not good for my image but I like Lionel
Richie. I dance around the house to Dancing On
The Ceiling.
My greatest weakness is my bed. I get up,
take the kids to school then come home and go
back to bed. I have a nap and buy whisks online.
In my fantasy life, Im always baking.
If I could pass any law I would enforce equal
pay for men and women. Its incredibly important.
I have a daughter and two boys, and I like to think
if they did the same job they would all be paid
the same but currently that doesnt happen.
I drive an adorable little black Golf that
I got 13 years ago. I dont believe in fancy
cars they make me nervous.
The shop I cant walk past is Marks
& Spencer for their prawn sandwiches, black
opaque tights, macaroni cheese and Percy Pigs.
The most expensive thing Ive ever splashed
out on is a pair of very expensive boots from
Azzedine Alaa. I felt very guilty but I wear them
a lot. Theyre a deep-red ankle boot and sound
disgusting, but they werent an impulse buy
I was in love with them for ever. Sometimes
I just want to lick them! I wont say how much
they were, but even though I bought them in
the sale they were still more than Ive ever

spent on a pair of footwear. Ive had them
for 900 years, though, so if you consider
price per wear, Ive done well.
My perfect Sunday is friends, family,
the zoo, roast chicken.
My favourite place in Britain is St Pauls
Cathedral. I was a very bad student until I met
my history of art teacher at 16, Mrs Dale. She
was met by an unruly mob of girls who were just
bored and chewed gum and she said, Right,
youre all useless. Come out and have a look at
this. It changed the course of my academic life.
I fell in love with architecture and art and studied it
at university. My kids now go to the same school
near St Pauls. Even if the trains delayed and its
raining, you come out of the tube and you see
that creature and everythings OK.
My last holiday was in Norway. It was the
greatest place Ive been. The whole family went
walking in the fjords for three nights and stayed
in a hotel that had no electronics, no TV and no
Wi-Fi, and it was pretty blissful. I love Norwegian
air, the town of lesund, the herring, everything.
The air just felt different it was magical.
Im currently reading the most brilliant book
called A Little Life by Hanya Yanagihara. It sounds
too grisly so Ill say its about friendship and hope.
Youll have to download it as its 800 pages, but
its just excellent and I hope it wins everything.
The best days of my life were the three
different days I had my babies. For me to tell
you it was any other would be ridiculous. Even
the part where I was having them was amazing.
If I had half an hour left on Earth I would
cuddle my children. Id be in my bed at home and
Id be eating their noses and cuddling them.
Claudias first beauty range, Claudia, will
be available exclusively in Marks & Spencer
stores nationwide and at marksandspencer.com
from Saturday.
INTERVIEW
25
Woman
in love
Her poignant new

lm Carol puts Cate
Blanchett in line for
her third Oscar, as
Simon Button reports
FABRIZIO MALTESE / CONTOUR BY GETTY IMAGES / REX FEATURES
ate Blanchett doesnt

complain about a lack
of great roles for women.
With yet another
rave-reviewed movie
about to hit our screens, she says:
Every time there are complex roles
played by actresses someone says,
Is this a breakthrough? or, Does
this mean theres going to be more
of the same?
The two-time Oscar winner sighs.
I think theres a swathe of great roles
for women and certainly a swathe
of wonderful female performers.
Count Cate among them. The
46 year old is so good in the new
movie Carol a drama about two
women falling in love in the 1950s
that shes sure to bag another
Oscar nomination.
When you fall in love, its as if no
one else has experienced what youre
experiencing, says Cate about her
character. Its dangerous, youre out
of control, its akin to panic and your
heart literally beats faster.
Cate, who has been married to
playwright and screenwriter Andrew
Upton since 1997, adds: Chemistry
ignites you and you feel out of
control. You lose the sense of
the boundaries of your own skin.
Thats when you truly connect with
someone. She smiles. Well, at
least thats true in my experience.
In the melodrama (based on
Patricia Highsmiths novel) shes
a troubled seductress, trapped in
a conventional marriage but yearning
for the young shop girl (Rooney Mara)
shes fallen in love with.
Carol is repressed by society
but the woman who plays her
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has strong views that shes not afraid

to express. About social media, for
instance: Its pathetic the whole
thing about people worrying about
what other people are going to think.
I cannot for the life of me work out
why adults are participating in it.
Then theres cosmetic surgery,
which many actresses of her
generation have embraced. Not Cate.
I look at people sort of entombing
themselves and all you see is their
little pinholes of terror. And you think,
Just live your life. Death is not going
to be any easier just because your
face cant move. I look at a face and
see the work before I see the person.
I dont think people look better when
they do it they just look different.
The same goes for resisting nips
and tucks in other places. When
youve had children, your body
changes. Theres history to it.
I like the evolution of that history
and Im fortunate to be with
somebody who agrees.
Cate and Andrew, who first met
on a TV show, have four children:
sons Dashiell, 14, Roman, 11,
and Ignatius, seven, and an adopted
daughter named Edith. The family
lived in Brighton for a while then
moved back to Australia when the
couple became joint directors of
the Sydney Theatre Company. Cate
stepped down in 2012 to concentrate
on acting and when Andrews tenure
is up at the end of the year, they will
be relocating to America.
The couple are looking forward
to growing old together, which is
why The Curious Case Of Benjamin
Button, with its themes of ageing,
albeit it in reverse for the central
character, resonated with Blanchett

when she played a dancer in the film.
If you age with somebody, you go
through so many roles, she says.
Youre lovers, friends, enemies,
colleagues, strangers, youre brother
and sister. Thats what intimacy is if
youre with your soul mate. Classing
marriage as a risk, she adds: Its
a great and glorious risk as long as
you embark on the adventure in the
same spirit.
Catherine Blanchett was born in
Melbourne to June, a teacher and
property developer, and Robert, an
American advertising executive who
died of a heart attack when she was
just 10. She was something of a
rebellious teenager, flirting with punk
and goth fashions and shaving her
head, but she also did some acting
at college.
Cate shines in
the 1950s
drama Carol
PROFILE
With her
husband,
writer and
director
Andrew
Upton
It was fun, she recalls, but
I dont think it crossed my mind that
I could do it for a living. Having seen
her mother raising three children by
herself, she wanted a more secure
life and opted to study economics
and fine arts. But the lure of acting
was too strong and, after taking a
year off to travel, she moved to
Sydney to study at the National
Institute of Dramatic Art.
The business has been good to
her. After graduation, she worked in
theatre and TV before breaking into
film. Although she still loves theatre
work, its her many movie roles that
have made her an international star.
Shes had diverse roles in films such
as Elizabeth, The Aviator (for which
she won a best supporting actress
Oscar), Blue Jasmine (a second
Oscar, this time for best actress)
and the Lord Of The Rings franchise.
Shes as comfortable in Middleearth as she is in Manhattan and
as brilliant in period dramas such
as Carol as she is in contemporary
dramas like Babel, prompting one
journalist to ask her what she thought
made her such a great actress. Her
response? Oh God, I am utterly the
wrong person to answer that question.
I have no idea. Hopefully a rich set of
life experiences Im able to draw on.
That said, she wont just play
variations of herself. Im not
interested in imposing my own
value system on to a character.
Its like having conversations
continually with like-minded people.
You get a very skewed perception
of the way the world works.
With a level head on her shoulders
and what seems like a fulfilling life
indeed, Cate has certainly had a very

different set of experiences from the
neurotic mess in Woody Allens Blue
Jasmine. Shed been waiting for
Woodys call, saying: I had given
up hope that he was ever going to
ask me to be in one of his films, so
I was thrilled when I heard he was
interested.
The Oscar, BAFTA and Golden
Globe were hers for the taking,
although it wasnt an easy ride. The
trickiest thing for me was calibrating
her outbursts because shes not only
fuelled by a cocktail of Xanax and
alcohol, shes also fuelled by a
cocktail of panic, rage and guilt, and
all of that is encased in this fragility
of a woman who has been betrayed.
Cates children were on location with
her, so she was able to shake off the
character at the end of a days
filming. Becoming a mother has
probably had more of an impact on
her working life than adding Oscars
to the mantelpiece. Children certainly
teach one about compromise. Theyre
not interested whether youre playing
Lady Macbeth or Jasmine or Hamlet.
They just want their dinner and for
you to do their homework with them.
Nevertheless, shes proud of her
awards and rave reviews. When
you have made a film you feel
has merit and its found an audience
and is critically well received, thats
a pretty pleasurable place to be. She
laughs. You dont want it to end up
gathering dust at the bottom of
someones DVD collection.
Thats unlikely to happen with
Carol, which has instant classic
written all over it. Highsmith wrote
the novel, with its then-risqu subject
matter, under a pseudonym. If this
film had been made five or 10 years
ago, it would have been perceived as
being more political, Cate believes.
I think the landscape of the
conversation around same-sex
relationships has advanced, though
not necessarily all around the world,
so the universality of the love story
comes to the fore rather than any
sort of political agenda.
She feels it resonates for todays
audience. Its about finding the
timeless nature of it the deeply
human, eternal side of falling in love.
That doesnt change whether youre
wearing a corset or a G-string.
Carol opens in cinemas nationwide
on November 27.
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HEALTH
Dance yourself happy

Dancing is becoming a lost art but
as Ruby Millington explains, its good
for both your health and wellbeing
GETTY IMAGES
ou should be dancing,
sang the Bee Gees. And
according to Dr Peter
Lovatt aka Dr Dance,
who runs the Dance
Psychology Lab at the University of
Hertfordshire, thats sound advice.
The health benefits of dancing are
well-established, he explains. When
people engage in different types of
social dance, theres a measurable
change in their mood. They become
less fatigued, less depressed, their
levels of vigour go up and there are
positive changes in their cognitive
processing. Even five minutes of
dancing makes people think more
sharply and laterally.
Dancing also promotes physical
fitness it contributes to heart and
lung health, is a great workout for
toning and strengthening muscles,
helps maintain a healthy weight
and strengthens the bones.
Dancing is healthy, fun and back in
the day was the way many of us met
our partners. Its unfortunate then that,
as a nation, we seem to be hanging
up our dancing shoes. Almost half
the nightclubs in Britain have closed
over the last decade, including the
legendary Hammersmith Palais,
which was recently rebuilt as halls of
residence with dancing restricted to
Zumba classes in the gym. Industry
experts blame a range of factors
the smoking ban, people pre-loading
with cheap drinks before they go out,
the recession but whatever the
reason, and our addiction to Strictly
Come Dancing notwithstanding, our
dancehall days are in decline.
According to Dr Lovatt, another part
of the problem is cultural. Years ago
a lot of social dancing happened
cross-generationally. At a Butlins,
there would be one entertainment
hub where everybody would dance
and enjoy themselves together. Now
we segregate dancing into age groups
for children, for teenagers or the
elderly. In France and Italy, where
on summers evenings there might
be bands playing in squares or parks

and people dancing in the open, its
wonderfully inclusive. But here we
only get glimpses of it at things like
family weddings. Weve made dance
a little too exclusive and consequently
people have stopped doing it.
Its a sad state of affairs that Dr
Lovatt is determined to rectify. Weve
done surveys about why people dont
dance and the reasons people give
for not dancing socially are to do with
self-confidence, he explains. They
dont know what to do and feel theyll
be judged, so dancing has become
something they do secretly at home.
In fact, he maintains, nobody
has two left feet. What they do have
is a kind of layer of anxiety wrapped
around their body and, when youre
anxious about moving, you tense your
muscles which makes it very difficult
to feel a rhythm. I dont teach people
how to dance I work with them to
shake off their psychological anxiety
and, once you get rid of that, they
can move beautifully.
Interestingly, he adds, people are
less inhibited when they have set steps
and moves to follow whether its a
tango or Gangnam Style. I do a lot
of dance events and if I get people
doing something they already know
then everyone gets up and starts
moving. But if you try freestyle
dancing heres some music, get
on and dance people dont dance
for very long, if at all, he says.
At least not in public. In the
comfort of our kitchen with the radio
on, it can be a different story. Thats
because, despite our performance
anxiety, we are, points out Dr Lovatt,
born to dance. Theres something
called sensory-motor coupling and we
know that all humans engage in this
and feel an urge to move in response
to rhythmic stimuli, he explains.
Weve surveyed many thousands
of people looking at dance confidence
across their life spans and we know
people use dance in different ways
at different stages of their lives.
Two-day-old babies can perceive

rhythm, five-month-old babies will
shake their bodies in response to it
and, by the age of four, we can move
our bodies in time with music.
Dancing is also primal and
biologically driven so its no surprise
that, until very recently, it served as
part of the courtship ritual. You can
really tell through dancing whether
you are compatible with someone
rhythmically, points out Dr Lovatt.
Im sure we all remember slowdancing with someone we found
attractive visually but at the end

thinking, No, thats not going to
work. Whereas other people were
not attracted to visually, but when
we dance theres a huge connection.
Weve lost that now, which is a real
shame. If I mention the end-of-theevening slow dance to students, they
look at me like they dont know what
the hell Im talking about!
So maybe its time to get those
dancing shoes back on.
Visit peterlovatt.com.
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Knowing yourself, appreciating your body and being

condent are just some of the keys to style, say
wardrobe coaches Alicia Kite and Kay Davidson
ACCESSORIES
BACK FAT
Never underestimate what accessories

can do for you and your style. They
can transform your wardrobe and
take a daytime outfit into something perfect
for the night. They can even make you look
taller and slimmer choose a cuff at the
slimmest part of your wrist to make your
arms look more slender.
It may sound odd, but a correctly

fitting bra can often create back fat.
Thats because the bra band should
be snug around your back. The fabric you wear
will determine who sees your back fat. Make
sure the fabric is high quality, not clingy or
too sheer and your secret will be safe.
COMPLIMENTS
Why is it that when we receive a

compliment, we spend time justifying
all the reasons why the person who gave
the compliment is wrong? I love your dress. Reply:
Really? Its not that great and I bought it in the
sale. The compliment should be taken as a
gift and you should accept the kindness with
which it was given. Simply reply: Thank you.
Which scenario feels nicer for both parties?
DESIGNER LABELS
Most of us are attracted to brand-status

dressing, but just because something is
designer doesnt automatically mean it
will look good on. To avoid being tempted by the
label alone, make sure any designer purchases
flatter and suit your personality.
ELONGATE
FIT
GETTY IMAGES
There are many ways to elongate your

body shape, which in turn makes you
look and feel slimmer. Fitted but not
clingy styles of garments create a lengthening
illusion. Long necklaces that sit at the tummy,
not the breast, also make the torso look longer.
A scarf worn long is another top tip.
When thinking about the fit of clothes,

dont just think about the size. Consider
the length of the hemline, and make sure
it flatters your leg length and shape. If this means
you have to have hems shortened, do it. As for
trousers, they should be worn as long as possible
just skimming the floor means your legs will
look the longest they possibly can. Dont forget
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your sleeve length this should finish just

below your wrist for the most flattering fit.
GO-TO OUTFIT
Many of us have a wardrobe full

of clothes, but never wear them
all. Most people have a go-to
outfit that never fails when theyre faced
with a dressing dilemma. The key to style
success is to have a wardrobe full of go-to
outfits. Try everything on and work out which
combinations look best. Take a picture so
that next time you need a go-to, you know
just what to pick.
HANDS
Your hands can be dressed to look

younger and more petite with the
simple addition of a cocktail ring.
These really do take hands that do dishes
and turn them into something of elegance.
IMAGE
Think about how someone else would

describe your style. Does it reflect your
personality? When you feel positive and
your image reflects your true self, style will
ooze through.
JEANS
Trying to find the perfect pair of jeans

can seem like a challenge, to say the
least. There is no quick fix, as finding
the style best for you requires time and effort,
not to mention trying on lots of pairs. The darker
the wash, the more slimming the effect, so be
careful with faded and washed-effect jeans
these can actually draw your eye to an area
that you dont want them to.
KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE
Great style starts with organising and

sorting through the items you already
own, identifying as you go the items
that really work for you and make your soul
sing. These key pieces are what you should
base your style around.
LOOK IN THE MIRROR
Everyone should own a full-length mirror

and if you do own one, be sure to look
at your front, back and side views without
focusing on the bits you dont like. Instead, teach
yourself to focus on parts of your body you do like.
The trick to looking and feeling stylish is to focus
on your positives.
The
A-Z
of
style
FASHION
M
N
MOTHER NATURE
Love her or hate her, she gave

you what you have. Style is an
evolution that will change as you age.
Acceptance of who you are today is the perfect
starting point for having confidence in your style.
NUDE UNDERWEAR
Not the most glamorous of shopping

purchases, most of us need flesh or
nude underwear to wear under our
lighter and thinner garments. You want people
to admire your style, not be able to see through
to your bra.
O
P
OVER-STYLING
QUICK FIXES
Sometimes, simplicity is the key

to style. Never underestimate the
basics, such as plain-coloured
camis or a simple pendant as an accessory.
PLANNING
Style doesnt start in the shops it

starts with your planning. Shop in your
wardrobe first. Do you perhaps have
a blouse just like the one youre lusting after?
Once you know what you really need, make
a plan of what to buy before you hit the shops
youll avoid wasting both time and money.
Quick fixes and makeovers dont

work. True style comes from knowing
yourself for all the right reasons. Gain
confidence with style first, learn how to work with
the clothes you already have and know what you
want from your wardrobe. It might take longer,
but the results will last a lifetime.
R
S
REINVENT
TAILORING
If youre struggling with style, dont

reinvent yourself reinvent your clothes.
Style new outfits by creating fresh
combinations of the clothes you already own
be bold and clash prints or colours.
UNDERWEAR
Your foundation for style is good

underwear a correct-fitting bra
is the underpinning of all style and
should be the most-thought-about item you
buy. Go for a fitting, even if youre convinced
you know your size youll be surprised.
V
W
VPL
Its not just bras that are important

visible panty lines can ruin an otherwise
sleek outfit. But nowadays there are
some amazing fabrics out there, so there is
no excuse for unsightly VPLs.
WEARABILITY
Every time you buy a garment

you should think about where
you are going to wear it, how you
are going to wear it and how often you are going
to wear it. An expensive pair of jeans might
be the cheapest item you will ever buy when
you think about the number of times you will
wear them price per wear, they will work out
pretty cheap.
X MARKS THE SPOT
YOU
Have you ever considered teaming

a large-scale print with a small one?
Trousers with a small-spot pattern will
look great with a large-spot blouse. Clashing the
same print in different sizes is a sassy style option
try it with paisley or tile prints.
Your style is subjective, so going

shopping with a friend who persuades
you to buy something that is her style
and not yours isnt always a good move. When
making purchases, go with your gut instinct
if you like it and feel good in it, buy it.
STYLE BOARD
If youre looking at styles and thinking

that youve seen them before, thats
no surprise. Designers often take
inspiration from past fashion and interpret it in
a way that works for today. Create your own style
board or a Pinterest-style board, recording outfits
or looks you like. This way, you can look at your
style board and use the clothes you already have
to create the looks youve been admiring.
Have darts added to clothes or a dress nipped in

at the waist to make it fit you perfectly. Tailoring
doesnt have to cost a lot and it means you can
wear an item well, time and time again.
Tailoring is really important whether

you are wearing a blazer, an immaculate
suit, a beautiful dress or a classic coat.
ZIP
When it comes to zips on clothing,

make sure they always lie flat against
your body. If you are short-waisted,
the sleek line of the zip effect down your
back will turn into lumpy bumps. If there
is a zip on a shoe or a boot and the zip is
coloured or quite blingy, it is going to draw
your eye to that area a look best kept for
those with slim ankles.
For more style advice and to sign up to
the four-week Alicia Kay online course,
visit aliciakaystyle.com.
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In the closet with
Nicky
Clarke
With sharp suits and tailoring, the

celebrity coiffeurs style is a cut above
the rest Words and styling by Laura Mulley
Celebrity hairdresser Nicky, 57,
has styled the tresses of the rich
and famous from rock star David
Bowie and actress Elizabeth Taylor to
Princess Diana. He was awarded an
OBE in 2008, has salons in London,
Birmingham and Manchester and has
his own range of hair and electrical
products. Nicky has two children with
his ex-wife Lesley and lives in north
London with his partner Kelly.
How would you describe your
style? I like the idea of getting into
the ambience of an outfit. It sounds
a little over the top and there is an
element of fancy dress to it but I try
to rein myself in a bit. I do think its
important to make an effort, whether
that be in a smart suit or in jeans.
Which colours suit you best? I wear
a lot of blue, black and grey, and white
in the summer. I love pink and orange,
but they just dont work on me.
What is your favourite fashion
era? I like every decade. The 20s,
the old-school Hollywood 30s and
40s, the Italian Roman Holiday-style
of the 50s I love them all.
Who are your style icons? In terms
of people Ive grown up with, Id have
to say David Bowie and Bryan Ferry.
But for me Ralph Lauren is the
greatest designer. He creates an
understated style and just oozes class.
Have you had anything made to
measure? Three or four suits. My
first one was by Edward Sexton
There is
an element of
fancy dress to it,
but I try to rein
myself in
a bit
I went in and asked for

a black version of
John Lennons
iconic white
suit. I do
tailor and
re-tailor
everything,
though. I hate
seeing people who
have bought a great suit
but it doesnt fit properly
get it altered.
Which is your favourite
high-street store? I wear a lot
of Zara, Uniqlo and Massimo Dutti.
Sometimes you have to sift through
a lot of stuff to find something great,
but things like jeans and T-shirts
dont need to be designer.
Do you have any favourite
designers? I tend to wear the
same ones: Gucci, Saint Laurent,
Tom Ford and William Hunt. I find
a lot of Williams suits fit really well,
with hardly any altering needed and
hes a friend of mine, too. People often
compliment me on his suits when
I wear them. Hes got a great eye.
What is your best haircare tip?
There are six golden rules: cutting,
washing, drying, styling products,
finishing products and colour. If you
get all these right for your hair type,
youll always have great hair. I find
most people just want an enhanced
version of the hair theyve already got.
Nicky is sporting
a grey suit by
one of his go-to
designers, William
Hunt. The cashmere
jumper is Ralph
Lauren and the shoes
are by Yves Saint
Laurent. Theyre
about 20 years old
but I look after my
shoes, he says
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FASHION
Clockwise, from top left: Nicky

admits hes never actually worn
this white Gucci suit. I think it
looks a bit too Great Gatsby, he
confesses. The scarf is by Italian
brand Fortuny
PHOTOGRAPHS: TESSA HALLMANN / GROOMING: LOUISA DAY USING MAC (LOUISADAY.COM)
Nicky wears an
old favourite
Ralph Lauren
jumper, Gucci
trousers and
a Hublot watch
What is your favourite product
from your HairWise range? The
anti-frizz argan oil. Our brief was
to create something like an existing
product but our finished version was
actually a lot better. Its much lighter
and easier to use. Sometimes its
better not to be the first.
What have been the high points
of your career? Opening my Mayfair
salon in 1991 and getting an OBE in
2008. But Im fortunate that Ive had
many aspects to my career and its
hard to pin down certain moments.
I love doing what I do. Its a great
opportunity to get up close and
personal with people I admire.
Whose hair would you love to
do? I used to say the Queen, but
I dont really want to change her
hair. Madonna has eluded me, too,
and Im a big fan of hers. Someone
once told her so she called me up,
but I missed her call. I was gutted!
Whats the most expensive item in
your wardrobe? Probably my Savile
Row suits, which were two or three
grand each, or a John Galliano coat,
which was about 1,800. Ive had
it for about 15 years but Ive got
so much wear out of it.
And whats the oldest item? A Bill
Gibb sweater from the 70s. I bought
it when I was about 17 and it cost me
three weeks wages. My girlfriend,
Kelly, wears it now.
One of Nickys favourite outts:

the jacket is by William Hunt,
the jumper and trousers are
from Uniqlo and the shoes
are by Berluti
Nicky bought this kilt in Camden
Market. The jumper is by Ralph
Lauren while the boots are Gucci
and the belt is from G-Star
Are you a hoarder or do your clear

out your wardrobe each season?
I give away tons but Ive still got loads
of stuff. There are plenty of things
Ive never worn. Some things I just
keep because theyre too good to
get rid of, or maybe Ill wear it as
fancy dress some time. Ive been
to a lot of fancy dress parties and
Ive never hired a thing!
What is the best piece of fashion
advice you have ever been given?
I dont think Ive ever been given any
fashion advice, which some people
would say probably shows! I would
say invest in certain pieces and look
after them. For example, why would
you have dodgy black shoes? Your
feet never grow.
Nickys HairWise products are
available exclusively from Tesco
(0800 323 4050, tesco.com)
and prices start at 5.99.
This pale-blue suit is another by

designer William Hunt. His suits t
really well, with hardly any altering
needed and hes a friend of mine,
too, says Nicky
Some of the products from
Nickys HairWise range, plus
his favourite Creed fragrance
This Galliano coat is one of the
most expensive items in Nickys
wardrobe. He says: This coat
nearly killed me! It used to have
long ribbons on the sleeves and
they once got caught around the
steering wheel in my car
This suit and the shoes are

by William Hunt, the shirt is
from Alexander McQueen and
the waistcoat was made to
measure by Edward Sexton
HEALTH
Survive the festivities with your

health and wellbeing intact
WORDS BY MICHELLE OCONNOR / ILLUSTRATION BY GETTY IMAGES
Festive drinking
During the festive season,
party-goers drink an
average of 62 units of
alcohol about 30 glasses
of wine or 22 pints of beer.
Damage limitation:
ODont run on empty.
According to nutritionist Linda
Foster, drinking on an empty
stomach makes a hangover
10 times worse. Eat a
poached egg on toast before
you head out, she advises.
Eggs are a good source of
cysteine, an amino acid that
breaks down toxins, and the
bread lines your stomach.
OPlanning ahead can help
you to stay in control, says
Jane Michell, nutritionist and
weight-loss expert: Order
water between alcoholic
drinks, try mocktails, opt
for spritzers instead of large
glasses of wine and jazz up
sparkling water by adding
fresh lime or lemon.
OChoose gin and vodka over
whisky and brandy. Darker
alcoholic drinks often have
congeners to enhance colour,
smell and taste. Tests show
these chemical enhancers
cause worse hangover effects
than clear/light alcoholic
drinks, explains Boots
pharmacist Angela Chalmers.
OHosting a party? Provide
interesting soft-drink options
and, to encourage your
guests to drink water,
include ice cubes with festive
berries frozen inside. Watch
your measures when serving
drinks research shows we
often serve ourselves triple
measures of spirits at home.
Choose lower-percentage
wines and dont keep a
glass in your hand all night.
ODown a big glass of water
before going to bed and keep
a bottle on your bedside
table, suggests Professor
Tom Sanders, adviser to the
Natural Hydration Council.
A glass of orange juice
in the morning can pick up
blood-sugar levels, which
are often low after excess

alcohol. Avoid greasy fry-ups
in the morning as these can
make you feel worse. Opt for
carbohydrate-rich foods such
as breakfast cereals or toast
and continue to drink water
throughout the day, he says.
OSuffering the day after?
Soluble paracetamol is gentle
on the stomach and quickly
absorbed, so is a good option
for headaches, while an
anti-sickness medicine
containing domperidone will
help with a queasy stomach,
suggests Angela Chalmers.
OReally suffering? ORS
Oral Reydration Salts
(6.99 for 24 from Boots)
contain electrolytes, glucose
and minerals to help replenish
lost fluids and salts. Or try
coconut water, which is
naturally packed with
electrolytes and minerals.
Dinners, buffets
and mince pies
The average person puts
on 4lbs between Christmas
Eve and New Years Day,
and it can take till Easter
to repair the damage!
The vast majority of people
(94 per cent) take a break
from their normal eating
habits and those festive
lunches/buffets/Quality
Streets all add up
Damage limitation:
OHang your little black dress
on the back of your wardrobe
so its the first thing you see
in the morning its a real
visible motivator and will
help you avoid overeating.
OTry a festive fast: having
the odd 500-calorie-only
day can be a good strategy
to ward off Christmas weight
gain without spoiling the fun.
OBut dont save calories
before a party or Christmas
dinner by starving yourself,
warns Lucy Mecklenburgh
of online fitness and nutrition
website resultswithlucy.com.
Youll only increase cravings
for sugary snacks. Eat wisely
Party
like a pro
instead protein makes
you feel fuller for longer
so include chicken, turkey,
fish, quinoa, nuts, seeds and
Greek yoghurt in meals and
snacks, she says. If youre
going out for dinner, have a
light lunch, and vice versa.
ODrink water before going
out and when you first
arrive at a party, advises
nutritionist Zo Harcombe
(see zoeharcombe.com).
Its estimated that 75
per cent of people are
dehydrated much of the
time, so theyre hungry for
liquid, not food, she says.
OParty buffets signal diet
danger because youre
more tempted to try a bit
of everything. Focus only
on the things you like rather
than sampling everything.
OUse a side plate instead
of a full-size one research
shows this tricks the brain so
we eat less. And steer clear
of anything beige (quiches,
pastries, vol-au-vents) and
anything coated in batter or
breadcrumbs. Opt for olives
not peanuts and houmous
or tomato salsa dips rather

than creamy versions.
OFocus on socialising
rather than re-joining the
buffet queue. The more you
talk, the less you eat! says
nutritionist and author Fiona
Kirk (see fatbustforever.com).
And get on the dance floor
to burn off a few calories.
Slips, trips
and mishaps
An estimated 80,000
revellers need hospital
treatment over the
festive season. Falls,
cuts and burns account
for most injuries.
Damage limitation:
OThe festive period is
the most likely time of
year for house fires to
be started by candles,
as theyre often placed in
unsuitable containers and left
near decorations. And youre
nearly twice as likely to die
in a house fire over Christmas
than at any other time of the
year, according to the Royal
Society for the Prevention of
Accidents. Turn off Christmas
tree and fairy lights at night

and when leaving the house.
ODont leave things on the
stairs. And, if you have guests
staying over, leave a landing
light on to prevent night-time
trips in the dark.
OChampagne corks are
the most likely cause of
seasonal eye injuries, says
the American Academy of
Ophthalmology (followed
by bursting balloons and
Christmas tree branches).
Make sure champagne is
properly chilled the cork
of a warm bottle is more
likely to pop unexpectedly.
Point the bottle away from
you and others at a
45-degree angle and cover
the cork with a napkin to
ease it out. Also trim
protruding tree branches and
dont over-inflate balloons.
OPlan New Year fireworks
parties in advance and follow
the Firework Safety Code.
OFor Christmas home
safety tips, visit rospa.
com/homesafety/adviceand
information/christmassafety/
safety-tips.aspx.
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Jane OGorman
Our agony aunt gets to the heart of your sex and relationship problems
Why should I share my surprise windfall?

My mother died when I was 14
and my ex-husband was violent
and abusive. A few months ago,
I received a healthy inheritance
enabling me to pay off my
debts and treat myself to a trip
to Australia this Christmas. But
I cant believe how bitter and
jealous my closest friends are.
Instead of being happy for me,
theyre genuinely miffed. A week
ago, my oldest pal actually asked
me for a hand-out, which was
awkward and embarrassing as

I said no. I feel so disappointed.
How can the people Ive been
close to and who know how
much Ive struggled be this
greedy and shallow? My partner
says everything will settle down
soon and well all be friends again.
But will I really be able to forget
the outrageous resentment Im
experiencing right now?
Money does funny things to people
and, clearly, your friends think you
should be sharing your cash around.

But its important that you clear your
debts and secure your future. Tell
your friends you really dont want to
fall out over this, but they need to
understand that youve never had
much in life and certainly dont intend
to squander your surprise inheritance
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daughter work experience as shes
been turning up at my shop ever
since. Shes a liability. Not only
is she monosyllabic, but shes
also slow and I cant trust her
with the customers. My friend
keeps thanking me for putting
her feet on the ladder, but
I cant stand the girl and need
her gone. How do I broach it
without us falling out?
Theres a big difference between
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constructive feedback regarding her
manners, people skills and work ethic
then suggest she addresses these
matters before she goes for another
job. Your friend might be miffed, but
youve more than done your bit.
What secrets is
my partner hiding?
My partner wont tell me anything
about his past. Ive never met his
parents or any old friends. Weve
just moved in together and he
Sex matters
Ive been in a relationship with
a married colleague for several
years. He makes no secret of the
fact that he still has sex with his
wife and theyre actively trying
for a baby, which I find humiliating.
On top of that, Ive been warned
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Hes a charmer and a great lover
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Sadly, you continue to allow your

married lover to treat you like a
doormat. What is there to love?
He cheats on every woman in
his life and has the morals of
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and hes wasting your time. Face
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so cut your losses and move on.
Youve got to imagine your life
beyond this sordid situation. There
are other people out there who
are decent and unattached who
could make you very happy.
always keeps his desk drawers

locked. Im happy that we have
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what he spends it on. All of
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me. Should I be concerned?
Youve got to trust your instincts.
If something doesnt feel right,
youve got to speak out. Hes
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independence but clearly, you
fear he may have certain skeletons
in his closet. Ask him to have the
conversation. It could be that hes
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Party
pieces
Dazzle guests with a touch of gold at your
festive table this Christmas,
says Victoria Gray
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Left: Go for gold with this

decorative centrepiece. The
pineapple ice bucket costs 25
and the waterfall LED lights, which
use less energy than standard
bulbs, are 30. All from John Lewis
(03456 049049, johnlewis.com)
Above: Deliver instant opulence

with a gold-leafed wreath, 39.50.
The Art Deco-inspired Carraway
drinks cabinet is 599 and cocktail
accessories start at 15. All from
Marks & Spencer (0333 014 8000,
marksandspencer.com)
Facing page: Now is the time

to start planning your festive
feast and this Castillo classic
cross-back chair, given a
seasonal twist with a silver
nish, is sure to set off any
Christmas table. Its 250 for
two from BHS (0344 411
6000, bhs.co.uk)
Right: This Midnight Bloom
dinnerware collection has all
you need for serving up the
perfect party platter. Prices
start at 3 from Sainsburys
(0800 636262,
sainsburys.co.uk)
Far right: Make your Christmas
cake a show stopper with
Talking Tables new Lets Party
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Party bites
Treat your guests to these
marvellous mouthfuls
Styling by Victoria Gray
Photographs by Winfried Heinze
Fig, prosciutto and Gorgonzola tartlets
Makes: 24
Preparation time: 30 minutes
Cooking time: 30 minutes
250g (8oz) plain flour, plus extra for dusting
150g (5oz) cold butter, cut into cubes
2 large eggs, 1 beaten
200ml (7fl oz) cream
A pinch each of salt and pepper
6 fresh figs
12 prosciutto slices
150g (5oz) Gorgonzola cheese
OPreheat the oven to 180C/350F/gas mark 4.
OPut the flour and butter in a food processor then
blitz on the pulse setting until the mixture resembles
fine breadcrumbs. With the motor running, slowly
add the beaten egg and blend until the mixture
begins to come together.
ORemove the pastry from the food processor, gather
into a ball and flatten slightly. Roll out on a lightly
floured surface, to the thickness of a 50p piece. Cut
out into 6cm (2in) rounds using a biscuit cutter.
Use the pastry to line 2 shallow 12-hole bun tins (the
sort you would use for fairy cakes but not a muffin or
Yorkshire pudding tin as it will be too deep). Press the
pastry into the base and sides then chill in the fridge.
If you only have 1 tin, make the tartlets in 2 batches.
OBeat the other egg and cream together then
season with the salt and pepper.Remove the tops
from the figs and cut into quarters. Into each case,
put in half a scrunched-up prosciutto slice and a
crumbling of Gorgonzola. Cover to the top with the
cream and egg mixture then top with a piece of fig.
OBake in the oven for 18-20 minutes or until the
pastry is nicely browned and the filling has cooked.
OServe warm or cold.
Gluten-free Swedish-style
knckerbrd with trout pt
Makes: 30
Cooking time: 1 hours
For the knckerbrd:
30g (1oz) black sesame seeds
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Fig, prosciutto and

Gorgonzola tartlets
look and taste wonderful
30g (1oz) sesame seeds

30g (1oz) sunflower seeds
60g (2oz) buckwheat flour
60g (2oz) gram flour
50g (1oz) good-quality cold-pressed rapeseed oil
tsp salt
250g (8oz) boiling water
For the trout pt:
2 smoked trout fillets
1 tsp Dijon mustard
3 tbsps chopped fresh dill
Salt and freshly ground black pepper
200g (7oz) cream cheese
A pinch of cayenne pepper
The juice and zest of a lemon
OMix all the knckerbrd ingredients in a bowl and
spread evenly on a baking tray covered with baking
paper, ensuring that its the same thickness all over.
Bake in the oven for 45 minutes then break into
bite-size pieces and bake for another 30 minutes at
Knckerbrd
and trout pt
is a great
combination
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200C/400F/gas mark 6. Remove from oven to cool.
OBreak up the trout into chunks and mix thoroughly
in a bowl with the rest of the pt ingredients using
a fork until well combined.Serve by scooping a
spoonful of the pt on to each knckerbrd piece.
Sticky jerk ham hocks on

sourdough crostini with chilli jam
Makes: 25
Cooking time: 3 hours
For the jerk ham hocks:
50ml extra-virgin olive oil
2 clementines, peeled and halved
5 garlic cloves, peeled and roughly chopped
2 Scotch bonnet chillies, deseeded and chopped
3 red shallots, peeled and halved
1 carrot, peeled and chopped
1 bunch fresh thyme
3 bay leaves
3 cloves
3 tsps each of sea salt and black pepper
3 tsps allspice
2 tbsps runny honey
4 tbsps red-wine vinegar or malt vinegar
2x500g (1lb 1oz) cured higher-welfare ham
hocks (ask your butcher to skin them for you)
For the chilli jam:
100g (3oz) long fresh red chillies,
deseeded and each cut into 4 pieces
100g (3oz) red peppers, cored,
deseeded and cut into rough chunks
500g (1lb 1oz) jam sugar
300ml (10fl oz) cider vinegar
For the crostini:
1 sourdough ficelle baguette
OPut all the jerk sauce ingredients into a food
processor, blend to a paste and rub all over the ham.
OPlace the ham hocks on a roasting tray and roast
in the oven, covered in foil, for 3 hours, turning
3 or 4 times to stop them from catching. When
cooked, the meat should be falling off the bone.
Keep the oven on for the crostinis then leave the
ham to cool until at a temperature safe enough to
handle and pull apart the meat into bite-size chunks.
OPut the chillies in a food processor and pulse until
finely chopped. Add the red peppers and pulse again
until you have a vibrant, red-flecked processor bowl.
ODissolve the sugar in the vinegar in a mediumsized pan over a low heat without stirring. Add the
chillies and peppers, bring the mixture to the boil then
leave at a rolling boil for 10 minutes.Take the pan off
the heat and allow the mixture to cool. The liquid will
get syrupy then viscous then jelly-like as it cools.
OAfter about 40 minutes, when the flecks should be
evenly dispersed through the jelly rather than floating
on top, ladle into a large Kilner jar and seal tightly.
OSlice the baguette at an angle, ideally about 2mm
thick. Arrange the slices on a baking tray and bake in
the oven for about 5 minutes, or until dry and crisp.
You may have to do this in batches.
OSpread a spoonful of jam on each of the crostini,
followed by a nice bite-size chunk of the ham hock.
Jerk ham and chilli

jam bring so much
avour to crostini
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FOOD
Smoked salmon on beetroot rostis
with cream cheese horseradish
150g (5oz) cream cheese, at room temperature
2 tbsps chopped fresh chives
2 tsps creamed horseradish
1 tbsp drained capers, coarsely chopped
Zest of 1 lemon
Salt and freshly ground black pepper
2 large raw beetroots, peeled and grated
2 large potatoes, peeled and grated
2 eggs, beaten
1 pack good-quality smoked salmon
O Preheat the oven to 150C/300F/gas mark 2.
O In a medium bowl, combine the cream cheese,
chives, horseradish, capers, lemon zest and
teaspoon each of salt and pepper until smooth.
Set aside until later.
O Mix together the beetroots and potatoes. Squeeze
out any excess liquid with your hands then season
with salt and pepper. Add enough of the egg to bind
everything together then spread on to a lined baking
tray and roast in the oven for 35 minutes. When
cooked and crisp in the middle, remove and place
it on a chopping board. Cut out the rostis using
a 4cm (1in) biscuit cutter.
OSpread a spoonful of the cream cheese on to
each rosti and place a rosette of salmon on top.
Mini chocolate meringues

with port-glazed cherries
Makes: 30
Cooking time: 1 hour
6 egg whites
250g (8oz) granulated sugar
2 tbsps 100% pure cocoa powder
3 tbsps caster sugar
8 tbsps pink port
1 vanilla pod
350g (12oz) cherries, halved and de-stoned
2 tbsps balsamic vinegar
OWhisk the egg whites using a food mixer or a
motorised hand whisk on high speed for 3 minutes.
Bring the speed down to its slowest setting and
carefully add the granulated sugar. Once the sugar
is mixed in, whisk at a high speed for 8 minutes. The
whites should now be glossy and thick. Bring the
speed down to its slowest setting, carefully add the

cocoa powder and whisk until fully incorporated.
O Preheat the oven to 90C/195F/gas mark
but leave the fan off, otherwise you'll end up
having to clean egg white off your oven.
O Transfer the mixture to a piping bag. With a pair
of scissors, snip about 1cm (in) off the point of
the piping bag. On to a lined baking tray, pipe
the mixture into discs about the size of a 2p
piece and about 1cm (in) tall, leaving 1cm
(in) between each meringue. Use a wet finger
(to stop the mixture from sticking to you) to make
a small indent in the top of each meringue where
the cherry will sit. Bake in the oven for 1 hour, until
the meringues are hollow and crisp throughout.
O Place the caster sugar and port in a pan over a
low heat then stir until the sugar dissolves. Scrape
the seeds from the vanilla pod, add to the pan and
simmer for 3 minutes. Add the cherries and vinegar
then simmer for 3-4 minutes or until the cherries are
just tender and the mixture has a sticky consistency.
OWhen cool, add a sticky cherry half to each mini
meringue and serve.
Recipes written by James Hanmer, CEO
of the catering company FDM (07518
427911, fooddrinksmusic.co.uk)
Home economist: Dominic Hoile
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Salmon, beetroot, cream cheese

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throwing out a leafless stick
that still has a spark of life. You never
know, it might recover and make a
decent specimen again one day, but
it probably wont and meanwhile its
a real eyesore. No, chuck it out and
replace it with something else. Indoor
plants have never been cheaper and
nowadays the choice is enormous.
Foliage plants such as ferns,
aspidistras and palms are great
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Sago palms brighten

up a room and
can last for years
value and last for years. Also look out

for curiosities such as the sago palm,
which belongs to an ancient family of
plants called cycads as eaten by
dinosaurs. And its not too early to buy
your Christmas cyclamen, poinsettia
and indoor azalea they will keep
flowering for months if you keep them
cool. There are plenty of cheerful
winter-flowering plants, including
tazetta daffodils, pot chrysanthemums,
various kalanchoes and bizarrelooking tropical plants such as
anthurium (which has red flowers
shaped like an artists palette) and
curcuma (an exotic relative of ginger,
with showy bracts). But the most
popular pot plant of all right now is
the beautiful moth orchid, so thats
the one to put at the top of your list.
Take the trouble to display pot
plants with flair. Choose a few really
good specimens and stand them in
pot covers that match the style of
your room, then position them in
a disused fireplace or stand them
on a piece of furniture along with
a table
Moth orchids and how

to keep them happy
Phalaenopsis (moth orchid) is
the easiest and most successful
indoor orchid. It is a handsome
plant with moth-shaped flowers
in pink, white or creamy yellow.
Expect to pay 10-15 for a good
specimen, but they are great value.
Flowers should last three months
or more. They do eventually shed,
so remove them to keep the plant
tidy. But dont remove the spent
stem because a new shoot will
often grow and flower again and
a happy plant will send out a new

one from the base so, with care,
your plant should flower for years.
1. Stand orchids where air can
circulate and where they get plenty
of light, but not direct sunlight.
2. Never water with tap water use
rainwater or cooled, boiled water
left over after your cup of tea.
3. Dont overwater. Let them nearly
dry then give them a drenching.
GARDENING
Indoor azaleas
will ower for
months with
the right care
and attention
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a chunk of driftwood or a polished
stone does the job. If you have a
collection of handsome small plants
or new tots from the garden centre,
arrange them together in a shallow
bowl then pack synthetic moss,
polished pebbles or coloured glass
nuggets (the sort sold for flower
arrangers) round them to hide the
pots. Besides looking good, small
plants grow better in a group, as
they generate their own microclimate.
Once they are set out, look after
them. It sounds obvious, but people
spend summers tending tubs and
hanging baskets out on the patio

then seem to have a blind spot
when it comes to house plants. Its
not until the poor things moult all over
the carpet that they feel a fit of guilt,
fill their saucers right up and leave
them standing in water for weeks.
Theres nothing indoor plants hate
more than this boom-and-bust cycle.
Most have simple needs good
but indirect light, steady warmth,
regular feeding and the right watering
regime. The extra attention will pay
off and by starting now, youll have
everything looking its best ahead of
the Christmas festivities.
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Secret lives
Affairs of the heart and a new collection of short stories
A Notable Woman: The Romantic

Journals Of Jean Lucey Pratt ****
Edited by Simon Garfield
(Canongate, 20)
Simon Garfields description of Jean Lucey Pratts
diaries as Virginia Woolf meets Caitlin Moran made
my heart sink. I expected stream-of-consciousness
pretension modulated by self-regarding confessional.
In fact, these diaries, written between 1925 and the
authors death in 1986, are a good deal more
engaging than Garfields summary suggests.
He came across the diaries when collating
accounts from the Mass Observation initiative, which
started as an academic experiment in the 1930s and
invited ordinary people to write about their lives. Jean
Pratt contributed for years and Garfield fell for her
original and virtually unheard voice.
Jean was born in Wembley in 1909, trained as
an architect and worked as a publicist for a metals
company during the Second World War. But she
always wanted to write. If I could write one book
of real worth, I should feel I had not lived in vain,
she wrote in her diary in November 1931, aged
22, as she struggled with her architectural studies.
A modest legacy from an uncle allowed Jean to
live independently and after a series of flat-shares
around London and a spell in Malta, she finally

moved to Wee Cottage in Burnham Beeches.
There she remained until her death, gardening,
delighting in her cats and running the local
bookshop. She writes about all three activities
in precise and absorbing detail. Described with
equal vividness are her literary ambitions and
her repeated attempts to give up smoking.
Much of Jeans story is one of disappointment:
she published little in her lifetime and her personal
life was also less than happy, leaving her often with
a bruised and battered heart. She yearned for
loving companionship: To be loved not merely
made love to thats what I want. Instead, her
succession of potential lovers had an alarming
tendency to become engaged to other women.
In her thirties, she finally lost her virginity to a man
who all her friends disliked. The affair fizzled out as
did another with a colleague during the war. Her
close friendships, too, were often turbulent.
Her entries about her love life are raw, with nothing
held back. But this intense personal life is set against
the broader social picture of the privations of warand post-war England. She became politically
active, joining the Fabian Society and sitting next to
a young (and fiercely ambitious) Barbara Castle at
Crime and punishment
DAVID HOLBROOK
Jake Kerridges selection of the latest whodunnits

features murder, magicians and a mystery manuscript
Smoke And Mirrors
by Elly Griffiths
(Quercus, 16.99)
DI Edgar Stephens once again
requires the guidance of magician
Max Mephisto as murder forces
him to re-enter the seedy, shady
world of the theatre, in the second
instalment of Elly Griffithss series set in 1950s
Brighton. This is old-fashioned crime in the best
sense. It mixes cosiness and sharpness in a way
that recalls the best of Agatha Christie and has
a feel for showfolk worthy of Ngaio Marsh.
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His Bloody Project

by Graeme Macrae Burnet
(Contraband, 8.99)
You can tell from the first page
of this thriller that youre opening
up a real box of tricks. It begins
with a preface by the author
claiming that what follows is
a manuscript written in the 1860s by his ancestor
Roderick Macrae, while imprisoned in Inverness
Castle awaiting trial for a triple murder. But the
inclusion of testimonies from other characters
casts doubt on Macraes version of events in
a Dartington summer school. She later joined the

Liberal Party, but her interest in politics and current
affairs seems to have waned as she got older.
These diaries would have been improved, I felt, by
more rigorous cutting. Its a long book at more than
700 pages and at times the reader agrees with Jean
that living is a perpetual, remorseless battle.
Nevertheless, given the quality of her writing, it
is surprising she had so little success in her lifetime.
Presciently, however, she confided in January 1933:
I have an odd conviction that these journals will
have a value. She was right.
Vanessa Berridge
a truly ingenious thriller as confusingly multilayered

as an Escher staircase.
A Cold Death In Amsterdam
by Anja de Jager
(Constable, 19.99)
In Anja de Jagers debut novel,
Lotte Meerman, a Dutch coldcase detective, proves to be
a very welcome addition to the
literary detectives who battle their
demons against an attractively evoked backdrop.
Lotte finds herself covering up for her father, also
a detective, when she discovers irregularities in
his investigation of a murder a decade earlier. The
book succeeds as a portrait of both a city and, in
its heroine, a delightfully dysfunctional personality.
BOOKS
Public Library And Other Stories ****

by Ali Smith
(Hamish Hamilton, 16.99)
Ali Smith is rapidly becoming one of Britains
best-loved novelists, but she still displays
a cheering commitment to the short story.
Writing short stories notoriously involves
a good deal of hard work for pitiful financial
reward and many authors abandon them as
they grow older. But Smith continues to produce
them prolifically and Public Library is her fifth story
collection in 20 years.
Smiths stories are often literary in the sense
that they are about writers and books. They could
be seen as a riposte to the joke made by Logan
Pearsall Smith: People say life is
the thing but I prefer reading. Her
quirky imagination makes writing
and reading seem as exciting as
any other aspect of life.
In The Ex-Wife, the narrator
gets annoyed with her boyfriends
obsession with the works of
Katherine Mansfield, so much
so that she starts to refer to
Mansfield as her boyfriends
ex-wife. Eventually, the couple
split up, but then the narrator finds
herself haunted by Mansfields
ghost. Another story is about the
macabre fate of DH Lawrences
ashes or rather its a story about
Smith writing a story about it.
Perhaps the finest story in the
book is The Poet, which imagines
an incident in the childhood of
poet Olive Fraser when she angrily
The Silent Room

by Mari Hannah
(Macmillan, 12.99)
Mari Hannah, best known
for her series about DCI
Kate Daniels, has taken on
the voice of a male cop for
this pacey stand-alone thriller.
The van taking DI Jack Fenwick, accused of
corruption, to Durham Prison is hijacked
but has he been spirited away by friend or foe?
DS Matthew Ryan believes his bosss life is in
danger but, suspended himself, has to rely on
somewhat unconventional methods to get to the
bottom of what turns out to be an international
conspiracy, with all the delicious twists and turns
that entails.
throws one of Sir Walter Scotts novels across the

room, breaks the spine and is delighted to find sheet
music beneath the binding. It echoes a moment in
one of Virginia Woolfs novels when a collection of
Walter Scotts books are described in detail, so
the story is a way of reaching out to three writers
Fraser, Scott and Woolf at once.
That story seems particularly at home in a book
intended as a rallying cry for supporters of public
libraries. Interspersed with the stories are testimonies
Smith has gathered from librarians and writer friends
such as Kate Atkinson in which public libraries are
trumpeted as an irreplaceable resource, even though
they are frequently replaced with private members
clubs, luxury flats and the like.
I entirely agree with Smith and her
friends, although I cant help
feeling that anybody who buys
a collection of short stories by
Ali Smith probably thinks this
way already.
And considering that two of
the stories in this book have
already been published in an
illustrated collection of Smiths
work called Shire, some readers
may feel theyre not getting a
great deal of original Smith for
their buck here.
But I dont want to sound
like the sort of library-flattening
politician who knows the price
of everything but the value of
nothing so Ill add that despite
my caveats, Smiths stories are
so good as to be priceless.
Jake Kerridge
Silence
by Anthony J Quinn
(Head of Zeus, 12.99)
It has taken time to digest the
Troubles and Anthony J Quinns
books featuring Inspector Celcius
Daly, a Catholic detective in
Northern Ireland, are among the
best of the many crime novels that have tackled
the subject perhaps because they do so in
slightly oblique and unexpected ways. This third
book in the series starts with the apparent suicide
of an elderly priest who has detected a pattern
in the apparently random sectarian killings of
30 years ago. The writing is superbly original.
To buy books, see Bookshop on page 81.
;VW]LZ
Top five fiction
1. Grandpas Great Escape
by David Walliams
(HarperCollins Childrens, 12.99)
2. Girl Online: On Tour
by Zoe Sugg
(Penguin, 12.99)
3. You Are Dead
by Peter James
(Pan, 7.99)
4. Hope To Die
by James Patterson
(Arrow, 7.99)
5. When Christmas
Bells Ring
by Katie Flynn
(Arrow, 6.99)
Top five non-fiction

1. When You Dead, You Dead
by Guy Martin
(Virgin, 20)
2. Guinness World
Records 2016
(Guinness World Records, 20)
3. The Road To Little Dribbling
by Bill Bryson
(Doubleday, 20)
4. Binge
by Tyler Oakley
(Simon & Schuster, 14.99)
5. Everyday Super Food
by Jamie Oliver
(Michael Joseph, 26)
Top five childrens

1. Grandpas Great Escape
by David Walliams
(HarperCollins Childrens, 12.99)
2. Girl Online: On Tour
by Zoe Sugg
(Penguin, 12.99)
3. Tom Gates: Top Of
The Class (Nearly)
by Liz Pichon
(Scholastic, 10.99)
4. Stampys Lovely Book
(Egmont, 7.99)
5. Kids Only
by Dr Miranda MacQuitty
(Natural History Museum, 5)
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FICTION
The Red
Handkerchief
Nancy was ridiculed at her boarding school for having
an entertainer father, but would she have the last laugh?
Exclusive short story by Elly Grifths
ELLY GRIFFITHS 2015 / ILLUSTRATION: GETTY IMAGES
t must be super having a father

on the stage. Thats what the
girls at school said. The nicer
ones, that is. The nasty ones
whispered behind my back:
Nancy hasnt got a mother. Her
fathers on the stage, you know.
Theyre not quite our sort.
Too right. I couldnt blame my
father for sending me to boarding
school. What else could he do when
Mum died and he had his living to
make? But I could, and did, blame
him for sending me to St Faiths,
a school whose main aim was to
churn out a long line of identical
paper dolls to be sent off to finishing
schools in Switzerland. I didnt want
to go to finishing school I wanted
to be an actress.
Nancys voice is too loud,
complained Miss Phelps, the
drama teacher. She must cultivate
a soft, well-modulated tone like the
other gels.
When Dad heard this, he roared
with laughter. A soft well-spoken
voice wont reach up to people in
the one and nines, he said. You
keep on projecting, Nancy.
But it was all right for him. He
only had to see the teachers once
a year, when he dropped me off in
September. Then they were all over
him because hed been a hero in
the war. And he was handsome.
The other fathers were doughy and
soft with tweed suits and jobs in the
city. My father was tall and dark with
a pencil moustache. He didnt dress
like his agent, Benny Bell, who wore
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check suits and co-respondent

shoes. It was just that his shirts
were whiter than anyone elses
and his ties brighter. And he always
wore his hat at an angle.
Matron was the worst. We must
be nice to Nancy, she told the other
girls in my hearing. Shes never
known a mothers guiding hand.
Matrons loving guidance included
telling me that my hair was too long,
that I was ungainly and that I talked
too much about my father. I know
youre proud of him, dear, she told
me in her cubbyhole smelling of pear
drops and stale laundry. Its just that
the other girls probably arent very
interested in well, the more
colourful side of the theatre.
By colourful she meant music hall,
shabby theatres on the ends of piers,
bills that included sword swallowers
and 40-year old ingnues singing
My Heart Belongs To Daddy. Well,
my heart did belong to Daddy and
what was wrong with that?
Christmas was the last straw.
Somehow the nastiest girls Vicky
and Leticia had found out that Dad
was in panto that year. Actually, it
was a pretty good gig a Number
Two theatre and a long run. Plus
Dad was the Dame, the best part.
But to Vicky and Leticia, the thought
of Nancy Brights father dressing up
as a woman was just the end.
Behind you, theyd shout
hilariously as I crossed the prep
room. Is Nancy here? the nice
history teacher would enquire. Yes,
Id say. Oh no she isnt, the crowd
of comedians would chorus. But

I wasnt going to cry in front of them.
Id hold my head up high and give
them Lady Macbeth stare number
one. A proper Shakespearean
actress had showed me how.
I was going to stay with Dad
in Blackpool for Christmas. I was
excited because we had digs with
one of my favourite landladies, Mrs
White. She had a poodle called Rudy
(after Rudolph Valentino) and shed
promised to make us a proper
Christmas dinner. I wanted to
get Dad a really nice present, so
I asked Matron if I could take some
money out of my savings account.
Im afraid not, dear, she said.
That money is for emergencies only.
But I want to get Dad a present.
Home-made presents are the
best. You could knit some socks
or hem a hanky.
But I couldnt knit and she knew
it. In the end, I hemmed a large
red handkerchief. The stitches were
uneven and, to liven it up, I sewed
on big white spots. Vicky and Leticia
thought it was the funniest thing ever.
Do you like it? I asked Dad. Do
you really like it?
Well of course I do, Nance. Its
really original.
Original? Awful things were original,
like Mrs Whites collection of china
cats with human faces. I watched Dad
carefully put the handkerchief aside
and carry on with his bacon and eggs.
I wanted to cry but I smiled and tried
to look happy. The show was opening
that evening and Dad had got me a
seat in a box with Benny and a couple

of men from London. And hed bought
me a blue dress for Christmas. With
my hair up, I thought that I looked
quite grown-up, almost 15.
It was horrible sitting there waiting
for the curtain to rise. If tonight goes
well, Dad had said, this could be
the start of big things for us. The
two London men were from a big
theatre chain. If Dad impressed
them as Widow Twankey, he could
get a tour of the Number Ones,
maybe even get on the wireless.
I sat on my hands, willing him to
do well. He wasnt on until the third
scene but all the other characters
kept talking about him: Wait until
Widow Twankey sees that, etc.
Benny was nervous, too he was
sweating and looked as if his bow tie
was too tight. Duncan Brights a real
talent, he kept telling the London
men. They sat silently, giving nothing
away. But when Widow Twankey
finally appeared on the stage, I knew
it would be all right. The audience
were laughing before he even spoke.
Even the London men were smiling.
And I was laughing too. Because
Dad was in a red and white-striped
dress and around his head was
my red spotted handkerchief. I thought
that I might burst with pride. And, as
if he knew, Dad looked up and blew
me a kiss.
Elly Griffiths new novel Smoke And
Mirrors (Quercus, 16.99) is out
now and reviewed on page 54.
See Bookshop on page 81.
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INTERVIEW
HERE I am,
enjoying
prime-time
success
with my
dear friend
Cilla Black
on Surprise
Surprise.
I nearly fainted when, in 1984,
I was asked to co-host the Sundaynight ITV show with her. Id grown
up listening to her music and was
terrified of meeting her for the first
time. But when we met and hugged
at our first rehearsal, I realised she
was nervous, too. This show was
a huge deal for both of us and
somehow, without words, we
knew wed support each other.
Sure enough, the series was an
instant hit and regularly attracted
more than 15 million viewers.
A lot of the sketches are forgotten
now. What people remember are the
reunions the surprise element that
ran through each programme. We
soon discovered lots of those reunited
people had split up for good reason
and it took careful editing to keep
the tone light.
Everything on the show was lavish
and I was swept along in Cillas wake.
She had her own driver, so I had
my own driver. She had a new
dress every week, so I had to
have a new suit. We were treated
like old-fashioned movie stars.
But as the fourth series
approached, the producers said
they wanted to take me out into
the audience with a microphone
and a film crew. However much
they tried to reassure me, I felt
I was being demoted, so I walked
away. It was one of the worst career
decisions I ever made, but at least

I didnt lose my friendship with Cilla.
She was a good egg and a great pal.
She was so vulnerable when her
beloved husband and manager
Bobby passed away. Shed never
been on her own before and, on
the evening of the day he died,
she rang in a terrible state.
Biggins, I dont know how to
feed the dogs, she cried. Bobby
had looked after everything. But
Cilla had that Liverpudlian grit and
in the end she picked herself up.
I was driving through the West
End in August when I took a phone
call informing me that Cilla had died.
I screamed and almost crashed the
car. As I stopped at the side of the
road to catch my breath, our mutual
friend Joan Collins rang. She was in
the south of France and had heard
something on the radio. Was it true?
I told her all I knew and we talked of
the last time wed seen and spoken
to her and of the plans wed made.
Many other calls flooded in that day
from her dear pals Paul OGrady,
John Madejski, the tycoon and
Reading football club boss, and Sir
Cliff Richard. We were all disbelieving
and uncomprehending. Later, I also
spoke to Robert, Cillas eldest son.
He told me his mum had a stroke,
after a fall, while sunbathing at her
Spanish villa. Thankfully, he didnt
think shed suffered. Hed had to
smash a door down to reach her
she often locked doors behind
her if she was alone at the villa
and hed found her on the floor
between a balcony and her bedroom.
Today, with Cilla gone, I can focus
on the good times. She was so proud
of her three boys and loved being
a grandmother. And what a life.
Two amazing careers, as a chart

topper and TV mega-star. Not bad
for a hat-check girl from Liverpool.
And Cilla, I remind myself, will
be in heaven now, reunited with
Bobby, and with a glass of

champagne in her hand.
Biggins: My Story (John Blake, 8.99)
is out now. See Bookshop on page 81.
My favourite photograph
by Christopher Biggins
Actor, TV presenter and Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! winner Christopher,
66, recalls his special friendship with the late, great Cilla Black Words by Angela Wintle
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What to
watch
Romcom, nail-biting drama, hilarious sitcom Simon Gage reveals whats best on the box
Programme
of the week
Im A Celebrity
Get Me Out Of Here!
ITV, tonight, 9pm
Telly is getting a bit like Groundhog Day where the
same programmes come round year after year. In
the case of Im A Celebrity the show where some
of our favourite and, lets face it, least favourite
celebrities get the chance to try their hands at
surviving in the wild this is its 15th straight year
and not much has changed in terms of format.
One slight tweak that has been made is that the
challenges now begin the minute the celebrities
arrive in the jungle. But apart from that, its pretty
much business as usual with Ant and Dec at the
helm. Among those rumoured to be heading into
the jungle is Dragons Den star Duncan Bannatyne.
The Secret History Of The

British Garden BBC2, tonight,
The Coroner
Adele At The BBC
BBC1, Monday, 2.15pm
BBC1, Friday, 8.30pm
9pm (9.30pm in Northern Ireland
This new daily drama focuses on Jane Kennedy

(Casualtys Claire Goose), the coroner of a small
seaside town. Her job is to speak for the dead and
give them a good hearing, but she is thrown in at the
deep end when she suspects a teenagers apparent
suicide is not as straightforward as it seems.
In a format usually reserved for the likes of Madonna,

Adele is given the one-woman treatment in a TV
special designed to get us all ready for her new
album, 25. Graham Norton will get the singer to
relate stories, which will be interspersed with live
performances of tracks from the album.
For many of us, gardening may be little more than

getting things to come out at the right time, but
theres a lot of history behind how we garden, which
is the basis of Monty Dons new series. He starts by
visiting Hampton Court and Cumbrias Levens Hall.
Soap watch
Mike Ward tunes in and catches up on the latest in the wonderful world of soapland
Coronation Street
Simons vile behaviour leaves
Leanne in despair this week.
Tearfully confiding in Eva, she
admits he is out of control and
suggests hed be better off living
with Ken. Elsewhere, Michelle
is shocked when she walks in
to find Tony proposing to Liz.
Elsewhere, Billy assures Honey

that hes a changed man.
Emmerdale
Unnerved to learn that his brother
Nikhil may be staying on in the
village, Jai resorts to more dirty
tactics this week, with a helpless
Tanya as the victim (above). Elsewhere, Ashley is
horrified to discover he has early-onset dementia.
Neighbours
Is Terese about to win back Brad? Thats clearly
what Lauren fears. Tereses health has taken a turn
for the worse and Brad has agreed to be her carer.
Home And Away

Marilyn is discharged from hospital on Thursday.
She makes out to John that she remembers him
but its clearly an act. Elsewhere, Phoebe takes
her grief out on Kyle after losing the baby.
EastEnders
Roxy and Ronnie come to blows again tomorrow.
Ronnie remains determined to break up her sisters
relationship with the poisonous Dean, but it seems
she may have to resort to more extreme measures.
Hollyoaks
Doctors
Harry bursts in to The Dog on Tuesday. He has

found out about Petes relationship with Cleo and
is determined to stop Reenie from marrying him.
Emma is taken by surprise when Howards

daughter Amelia turns up on her doorstep. Is
she planning to claim her inheritance, after all?
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BBC 1
BBC 2
IT V
Times vary
Antiques Roadshow, 8pm

6.00
Breakfast (T) (W) 8.20 MOTD Special: David Beckhams

Match For Children (rpt) (HD) 9.00 The Andrew Marr
Show (T) (W) 10.00 Sunday Morning Live (T) 11.00
Homes Under The Hammer (rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 12.00
Bargain Hunt (rpt) (T) (HD) 1.00 BBC News, Weather
(W) 1.15 Escape To The Country (rpt) (T) 1.45 Songs
Of Praise (HD) 2.20 The Hunt (rpt) (HD) 3.20 Formula
1: Brazilian Grand Prix. Live coverage of the race from
Interlagos in Sao Paulo (Start-time 4.00pm). (T) (W)
6.00 BBC NEWS The days main headlines. (W) (HD)

6.10 LOCAL NEWS, (T) WEATHER Regional stories.
6.20 COUNTRYFILE Ellie Harrison visits Frome in
Somerset, where she reports on a new development
in sustainable farming. Plus, a look back at some
memorable moments, including Anita Rani cooking
goat. Including Weather For The Week Ahead. (T)
7.20 STRICTLY COME DANCING: THE RESULTS
(9/14) Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman present
last nights results, before the two lowest scoring
couples compete in a dance-off. Plus, music from
Brandon Flowers from The Killers. (T) (W) (HD)
8.00 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Fiona Bruce
presents the show from Walmer castle, Kent, and is
challenged to identify a valuable 18th Century glass
out of a collection of reproductions. Other items
include a rare pottery piglet, a revolving table with
secret compartments and a British PoWs diary. (HD)
9.00 THE HUNT (3/7) The challenges predators face
nding and catching prey in a forest, where more
than half the animal species on Earth live. The
programme features footage of tigers using their
surroundings to ambush deer and jumping spiders,
tarsiers, eagles and chimpanzees. (T) (HD)
10.30 MRS BROWNS BOYS (3/6) Agnes needs
someone to look after Grandad so she can treat
herself to a much-needed holiday. (rpt) (T) (W) (HD)
11.00 ROOM 101 EXTRA STORAGE Frank Skinner is
joined by Sue Perkins, Bruno Tonioli and Steve Jones
who discuss their pet hates. Last in the series. (rpt)
11.40 THE APPRENTICE (6/12) The candidates travel to
a builders yard, where Lord Sugar challenges them
to set up and run and handyman business. (rpt) (T)
Followed by Weather For The Week Ahead. (HD)
12.45 BBC News. Latest national and international headlines. (T)
The Secret History Of The British Garden, 9pm

6.15
The A To Z Of TV Gardening (rpt) (T) (W) 7.00 The Big

Allotment Challenge (rpt) (T) (W) 8.00 Countryfile (rpt)
9.00 An Island Parish: Falklands (rpt) (HD) 9.30 Saturday
Kitchen Best Bites (T) 11.00 Simply Nigella (rpt) (T) (W)
11.30 My Life On A Plate (rpt) (HD) 12.15 My Life On
A Plate (rpt) (T) 1.00 Terry And Masons Great Food Trip
(rpt) (HD) 1.30 Terry And Masons Great Food Trip (rpt)
2.00 Live Tennis: ATP World Tour Finals. Sue Barker
presents coverage from day one at the O2. (T) (W)
(HD) 5.00 Demolition: The Wrecking Crew (rpt) (T)
Jekyll And Hyde, 7pm

6.00
CITV: Bottom Knocker Street (rpt) (SL) 6.35 Dino Dan:

Treks Adventures (rpt) (SL) (W) 7.00 Signed Stories:
Share A Story (rpt) (SL) (W) 7.05 Oddbods (rpt) (W)
7.10 Sooty (rpt) (W) 7.25 Super 4 (rpt) (W) 7.40 Matt
Hatter Chronicles (W) 8.00 Marvel Avengers Assemble
(rpt) (W) 8.30 Fish Hooks (W) 9.00 Horrible Science
(W) 9.25 Murder, She Wrote (rpt) (HD) 10.20 The
Jeremy Kyle Show (rpt) (W) (HD) 11.25 ITV News,
Weather (W) 11.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (rpt) (W)
(HD) 12.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 1.30 River
Monsters (rpt) (W) (HD) 2.00 Catchphrase (rpt) (W)
(HD) 2.45 The X Factor (rpt) (W) (HD) 4.30 The
Nations Favourite Beatles Number One (rpt) (W) (HD)
6.00 ROBERT PESTON GOES SHOPPING (1/3)

The history of the retail trade in Britain since the end
of the Second World War, beginning by examining
how shopping evolved from a chore in the 1950s into
one of the nations most popular pastimes. (rpt) (T)
7.00 CARIBBEAN WITH SIMON REEVE (3/3)
Simon visits Nicaragua and Honduras on the last leg
of his journey, before nishing by spending time with
young Jamaicans who have rejected gang life. (rpt) (T)
8.00 EARTHS WILDEST WATERS: THE BIG FISH
Ben Fogle takes the three nalists to Zambia for
the last challenge, where they must sh on the
river Zambezi, competing for a catch with the
local wildlife. Last in the series. (T) (W) (HD)
9.00 NEW THE SECRET HISTORY OF THE
SERIES BRITISH GARDEN (1/4) Monty Don
examines how British gardens have changed. The
rst episode focuses on the 17th Century, with a visit
to the only surviving garden from the 1600s. (T) (W)
10.00 FAMILY GUY (17/18) Peter claims he could beat
Liam Neeson in a ght, but is challenged to prove it,
while Quagmire organises a festival. (T) (W) (HD)
10.25 FAMILY GUY (17/22) Peter, Quagmire and Joe
take an eventful trip to Canada on a private jet,
which crashes into the wilderness. (T) (W) (HD)
10.45 FAMILY GUY (18/22) Peter falls ill and Lois takes
his place at a bowling tournament, but he becomes
jealous when she gets close to one of his team-mates.
(2012) A billionaire driving
11.05
FILM COSMOPOLIS
across Manhattan has a series of strange
encounters as he faces nancial ruin. David
Cronenbergs drama, starring Robert Pattinson,
Juliette Binoche and Paul Giamatti. (T) (W)
6.30 LOCAL NEWS, WEATHER Regional stories. (W)

6.45 ITV NEWS, WEATHER Latest headlines. (W)
7.00 JEKYLL AND HYDE (4/10) Maggie has developed
Sepsis, and Robert and his friends work tirelessly to
nd a cure. Garson makes an unexpected discovery
about the Jekyll familys curse that could hold the key
to saving her life. Meanwhile, Dance sets his trap,
making Robert a tempting offer in return for his help.
8.00 THE X FACTOR Caroline Flack and Olly Murs
reveal the results, before the two lowest scoring
contestants compete in a sing-off before Nick
Grimshaw, Rita Ora, Cheryl Fernandez-Versini and
Simon Cowell decide who gets eliminated. (W) (HD)
9.00 NEW IM A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF
SERIES HERE! Ant and Dec present the celebrity
survival challenge. Another batch of famous faces are
packed off to the Australian jungle, although the
unlucky contestants have not been identied at the
time of going to press. There could be an unpleasant
surprise in store for them this time, as the gruelling
tasks get started as soon as they arrive. The rst
episode will give viewers the chance to vote for who
must face the rst of this years Bushtucker Trials.
10.50 ITV NEWS, WEATHER Latest headlines. (HD)
11.10 OFF THEIR ROCKERS (3/7) Mo embraces
modern fashion, Tony reveals a saucy secret and
Royston shares his strange inventions, as the
irreverent hidden-camera show continues. (rpt) (W)
11.40 THE CHASE Bradley Walsh presents as four
contestants answer questions and work as a team to
take on ruthless quiz genius the Chaser. (rpt) (W)
12.50 Sign Zone: Countryfile. Reports on rural issues in

Cambridgeshire. (rpt) (SL) (T) (W) 1.45 Sign Zone: Holby
City (rpt) (SL) (T) (W) 2.45 This Is BBC Two (T) (W) (HD)
12.35 Jackpot247. Live interactive gaming. (W) 3.00 Motorsport

UK (W) (HD) 3.50 ITV Nightscreen. Information service.
(W) (HD) 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (rpt) (SL) (W) (HD)
O (1/3) Episode Number (W) Widescreen (rpt) Repeat (T) Teletext (AD) Audio Description (SL) Sign Language (HD) High Definition
REGIONAL VARIATIONS
BBC1 SCOTLAND As BBC1 except: 1.15-1.45 Landward
BBC2 WALES As BBC2 except: 7.00-8.00 Great Continental
Railway Journeys. Michael Portillo embarks on a Greek odyssey.
BBC2 SCOTLAND As BBC2 except: 6.00-7.00 River City 11.05
Do or Dye Hair Academy 11.35 Film: Cosmopolis (2012) (15)
David Cronenbergs drama. 1.20-1.45 This Is BBC Two
BBC2 NORTHERN IRELAND As BBC2 except: 7.00 Walk
the Line 7.30-8.00 Greatest Gardens 9.00 Minding Our Language
9.30 The Secret History of the British Garden 10.30 Family Guy
10.55 Family Guy 11.15 Family Guy 11.35 Dominic Sandbrook:
Let Us Entertain You 12.35-12.50 Wild Week Revisited
ITV MERIDIAN As ITV except: 11.34-11.35 Local Weather.

Latest forecast. 6.30-6.45 Local News 11.09-11.10 Local Weather
ITV CENTRAL As ITV except: 11.34-11.35 Local Weather.
ITV ANGLIA As ITV except: 11.34-11.35 Local Weather 6.30-6.45
Local News. Regional headlines. 11.09-11.10 Local Weather
ITV TYNE TEES As ITV except: 11.34-11.35 Local Weather.
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6.30-6.45 Local News. Latest headlines. 11.09-11.10 Local Weather
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Local News. Regional headlines. 11.09-11.10 Local Weather
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Newsweek Wales 12.10-12.35 Countrywise 6.30-6.45 Local News
S4C 6.00 Cyw 8.50 Penblwyddi Cyw 8.55 Pen-Blwydd Pwy? 9.00
Cadw Cwmni gyda John Hardy 9.30 Becws 10.00 Teithiau Tramor
Iolo 10.30 Dal Ati: Bore Da 11.30 Dal Ati: Dal Ati 12.30 Rownd
a Rownd 12.50 Rownd a Rownd 1.15 Or Galon: Teulu 1.45 Ras
yn Erbyn Amser 2.45 Rygbi 5.00 Clwb 6.00 Ralo+ Rali Cymru
GB 6.50 Newyddion S4C ar Tywydd 7.00 Dechrau Canu Dechrau
Canmol 7.30 Arfordir Cymru: Llyn. New series. Bedwyr Rees follows
the Llyn coastal path from Caernarfon to Porthmadog. 8.00 Nigel
Owens: Y Goraun Y Byd. Profile of the referee. 9.00 35 Diwrnod
10.00 Rygbi: Cwpan Pencampwyr Ewrop 11.00-11.35 Becws
CHANNEL 4
Million Pound Mega Yachts, 8pm

6.15
Everybody Loves Raymond (rpt) 6.40 Everybody Loves

Raymond (rpt) 7.05 Chasing Perfection (HD) 8.00
Frasier (rpt) 8.30 Frasier (rpt) 9.00 Frasier (rpt) 9.30
Sunday Brunch (HD) 12.30 Channel 4 Racing. Live
coverage from Cheltenham. (HD) 3.00 The Simpsons
(rpt) 3.30 FILM: The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Voyage
Of The Dawn Treader (2010) Fantasy adventure, with
Georgie Henley, Skandar Keynes, Will Poulter and
Ben Barnes. (W) (HD) 5.40 Channel 4 News (HD)
6.00 SMALL ANIMAL HOSPITAL One-off episode in

which John Barrowman reports on a black Labrador
who collapsed, a cocker spaniel with a potentially
fatal disease, and a terrier with cancer of the jaw.
7.00 RESTORING BRITAINS LANDMARKS
The restoration of St Edwards Presbytery begins, a
Grade I masterpiece which was designed and owned
by Augustus Pugin. Alastair Dick-Cleland oversees
the recreation of a window which was destroyed
in the 1950s, while Anna Keay learns about the
technique which holds Astley Castle together. (rpt)
8.00 MILLION POUND MEGA YACHTS
Documentary about the Monaco Yacht Show, where
over 100 of the largest yachts on the water are up for
sale. The programme follows those who make, buy
and work on these craft, including a businessman
planning to sail around the world, a broker looking to
sell a 130million yacht, and a billionaire installing a
crystal chandelier in his oating palace. (HD)
9.00 HOMELAND (6/12) Saul decides to order a sweep
at the station. Meanwhile, a beleaguered Carrie
looks to During for some much-needed support.
Thriller following a team of CIA agents, starring
Claire Danes and Mandy Patinkin. (HD)
10.05 GOGGLEBOX (10/12) The nations favourite
critics share their opinions on what they have been
watching during the week. The programme captures
their instant reactions and lively sometimes
emotional discussions from the comfort of their
own homes. Narrated by Caroline Aherne. (rpt)
ON A LEDGE (2012) An escaped
11.10
FILM MAN
convict threatens to jump from a skyscraper,
while his brother carries out a plan of his own in the
ensuing chaos. Thriller, starring Sam Worthington,
Jamie Bell, Elizabeth Banks and Ed Harris. (W) (HD)
1.10
Grand Designs Australia (HD) 2.05 Obsessive Compulsive

Cleaners 3.00 Come Dine With Me (rpt) 4.55 Hughs 3
Good Things: Best Bites 5.05 Location, Location, Location
CHANNEL 5
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters, 9pm

6.00
Milkshake! Peppa Pig (rpt) 6.05 Bananas In Pyjamas (rpt)

6.20 Angelina Ballerina (rpt) 6.30 Bob The Builder (rpt)
(HD) 6.45 Tickety Toc (rpt) (HD) 6.55 Zack And Quack
(rpt) (HD) 7.05 Roobarb And Custard Too (rpt) 7.15
Make Way For Noddy (rpt) 7.25 Paw Patrol (rpt) (HD)
7.40 Little Princess (rpt) 7.55 Pip Ahoy! (rpt) (HD) 8.05
Blaze And The Monster Machines (HD) 8.35 Ben And
Hollys Little Kingdom (rpt) (HD) 8.50 Wanda And The
Alien (rpt) (HD) 9.00 Tobys Travelling Circus (rpt) (HD)
9.15 Jelly Jamm (rpt) 9.30 LazyTown (rpt) (HD) 10.00
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (HD) 10.35 Football
League Tonight (rpt) (HD) 11.35 Police Interceptors
(rpt) (HD) 12.35 FILM: My Santa (2013) Drama, starring
Samaire Armstrong. (W) (HD) 2.15 FILM: A Fairytale
Christmas (2013) Romantic drama, starring C Thomas
Howell and Haylie Duff. (W) 4.00 FILM: The Christmas
Secret (2014) Drama, starring Bethany Joy Lenz. (HD)
5.40 FILM: Christmas With The Kranks (2004) Festive
comedy, starring Jamie Lee Curtis and Tim Allen. (HD)
7.30 5 NEWS WEEKEND The days headlines. (HD)

7.35 FUNNIEST FAILS, FALLS & FLOPS (11/20)
Comedy clip show featuring pranks gone wrong,
unwise acts and attempts of misplaced ambition.
8.00 IMPRACTICAL JOKERS US (6/17) The guys teach
a karate class, pose as newspaper reporters, steal
from peoples shopping baskets and take a massage
chair into the street to offer free neck and head rubs.
8.30 IMPRACTICAL JOKERS US (7/17) The guys
steal food from customers plates in a restaurant
and try to teach languages they cannot speak. (HD)
& GRETEL: WITCH
9.00
FILM HANSEL
HUNTERS (2013) The fairytale brother
and sister grow up to be renowned witch hunters,
using advanced weaponry to battle the supernatural.
Their latest case leads to an encounter with a
powerful sorceress stealing children for an arcane
ritual. Fantasy adventure, with Gemma Arterton,
Jeremy Renner and Famke Janssen. (W) (HD)
ELITE (2011) A former secret
10.45
FILM KILLER
agent comes out of retirement when his
mentor is captured by an Arab leader. The hostage
will be freed if the ex-spy kills three fellow operatives
in punishment for murders they committed. Action
thriller, with Jason Statham and Clive Owen. (HD)
12.50 Criminals: Caught On Camera (rpt) (HD) 1.15 SuperCasino
3.10 Eamonn & Ruth: How The Other Half Lives (rpt) (HD)
4.00 House Doctor (rpt) 4.25 Make It Big (rpt) 4.50 Make It
Big (rpt) 5.15 Make It Big (rpt) (SL) 5.45 Angels Of Jarm (rpt)
O All programme details are correct at time of going to press
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5USA
6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 The Secret Life of Pets 9.30 My

Wife and Kids 2.00pm Film: Big Mommas: Like Father, Like
Son (2011) (PG) 4.05 Film: Waynes World 2 (1993) (PG)
6.00 12 Years Old & On Benefits 7.00 Eamonn & Ruth:
How the Other Half Lives 8.00 Murdering the Mother-inLaw: Countdown to Murder 9.00 Crimes That Shook
Britain: Stephanie Slater 10.00 Crimes That Shook Britain:
Rachel Nickell 11.00 The Unseen Fred West Confessions
12.00midnight Fred and Rose: The Last Betrayal
6.00am Teleshopping 7.00 Miss Fishers Murder Mysteries

10.05 Film: Columbo: Death Hits the Jackpot (1991) (PG)
12.10pm Film: Columbo: Murder, Smoke and Shadows
(1989) (PG) Crime drama. 2.10 Film: Columbo: Ransom
for a Dead Man (1971) (PG) Drama. 4.05 Film: Columbo
Goes to College (1991) (PG) 6.00 NCIS 7.00 NCIS 8.00
NCIS: New Orleans 9.00 CSI: Cyber 10.00 CSI: Crime
Scene Investigation 11.00 CSI: Miami 11.55 CSI: NY
12.55am CSI: Miami 1.55 CSI: Miami 2.50 Access
SUNDAY
15 NOVEMBER 2015
ITV2 6.00am The Cube 6.45 Emmerdale 9.10
Coronation Street 11.05 The X Factor 12.55pm Im
a Celeb: Stars of Oz 2.00 Im a Celeb: Epic Trials 3.00
Film: A Cinderella Story (2004,PG) 4.55 Film: Miss
Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous (2005,12) 7.10 Film:
Bean (1997,PG) 9.00 The Xtra Factor 10.05 Funniest
Ever Youve Been Framed 10.50 Im a Celebrity Get
Me Out of Here Now! 11.55 Film: Almost Married (15)
1.50am Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
ITV3 6.00am Film: Black Beauty (1994,U) 7.35
Heartbeat 9.40 A Touch of Frost 11.40 Wycliffe
12.50pm Film: Columbo: Troubled Waters (1975,PG)
2.50 Agatha Christies Marple 4.55 Midsomer Murders
6.55 Sunday Night at the Palladium 7.55 By Royal
Appointment 9.00 Agatha Christies Marple 11.00 Film:
Changeling (2008,15) 1.45am The John Thaw Story
ITV4 6.00am Hat-Trick Heroes II 6.15 Ax Men 8.05 The
Professionals 9.05 The Big Fish Off 10.10 Storage Wars:
Texas 11.15 MotoGP Highlights 12.15pm World Rally
Championship Highlights 12.45 Snooker: Champion of
Champions Live 5.15 Pawn Stars 5.45 Storage Wars 6.45
Snooker: Champion of Champions Live. Further coverage
of day six. 11.15 Film: Mickey Blue Eyes (1999,15)
BBC THREE 7.00pm Formula 1: Brazilian Grand Prix
Highlights 8.00 Top Gear 9.00 Russell Howards Good
News 9.30 Film: Kidulthood (2005,15) 11.05 Family
Guy 11.50 American Dad! 12.15am Family Guy
BBC FOUR 7.00pm The Fairytale Castles of King
Ludwig II with Dan Cruickshank 8.00 Mark Lawson
Talks To David Hare 9.00 On Stage: Live from Television
Centre 11.00 Blood and Glitter: 70 Years of the Citizens
Theatre 12.00midnight Lost Land of the Tiger
SKY 1 6.00am Hour of Power 7.00 Are You Smarter
Than a 10 Year Old? 8.00 Futurama 9.00 Supergirl 10.00
The Flash 11.00 WWE: Raw 12.00noon Bring the Noise
1.00 Futurama 3.00 Modern Family 5.00 Simpsons 5.30
The Muppets 6.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons
8.00 Arrow 9.00 Footballs Funniest Moments 10.00
Stop, Search, Seize 11.00 Brit Cops: War on Crime
12.00midnight Air Ambulance ER 2.00 Road Wars
SKY ATLANTIC 6.00am Friday Night Lights 7.00
Seinfeld 9.00 The West Wing 2.00pm Networks of
Power with Sir Christopher Meyer 3.00 Without a
Trace 5.00 Blue Bloods 9.00 The Affair 10.10 The
Last Panthers 11.10 Louis CK: Oh My God 12.30am
The Leftovers 1.40 Curb Your Enthusiasm
SKY MOVIES PREMIERE 6.00am Montana (2014,15)
8.00 Jingle All the Way 2 (2014,U) 9.45 Inherent Vice
(2014,15) 12.15pm The Three Dogateers (2014,PG)
2.00 Ex Machina (2015,15) 4.00 Steve Jobs Special 4.30
Jingle All the Way 2 (2014,U) 6.15 The Three Dogateers
(2014,PG) 8.00 Ex Machina (2015,15) 10.00 Inherent
Vice (2014,15) 12.30am Montana (2014,15)
FILM4 11.00am Anastasia (U) 1.00pm St Trinians
2: The Legend of Frittons Gold (PG) 3.05 Napoleon
Dynamite (PG) 4.55 Big (12) 7.00 Run Fat Boy Run (12)
9.00 Independence Day (12) 11.45 The X-Files: I Want
to Believe (15) 1.50am Down to the Bone (2004,15)
CBS ACTION 6.00am Teleshopping 8.30 Tomorrows
World 9.00 Star Trek 2.00pm High Chaparral 4.00 Dr
Quinn: Medicine Woman 5.00 Father Dowling Mysteries
6.00 Film: Walker, Texas Ranger: Trial by Fire (12) 8.00
The Defenders 9.00 NCIS 2.00am Nash Bridges
CBS REALITY 6.00am Teleshopping 7.30 Tomorrows
World 8.00 The Key of David 8.30 The Lords Challenge
9.00 Rapid Response 10.00 Judge Judy 5.00pm
Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? 7.00 Unsolved Mysteries
9.00 Ice Cold Killers 10.00 Donal MacIntyre: Unsolved
11.00 48 Hours: Mystery 1.00am Ice Cold Killers
SKY SPORTS 1 6.00am Live T20 Cricket Allstars.
Coverage from Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles,
California. 6.30 Football Gold 7.00 Barclays Premier
League Legends 9.30 Sunday Supplement 11.00 Goals
on Sunday 12.00noon FL72 Live. Hartlepool United
v Leyton Orient (Kick-off 12.15pm). 2.15 FL72 Live.
Portsmouth v AFC Wimbledon (Kick-off 2.30pm). 4.30
Euro 2016 Qualifiers 5.00 Test Cricket 7.00 Live Grand
Slam of Darts. The final at the Wolverhampton Civic Hall.
9.00 FL72 Goals 10.00 Goals on Sunday 11.00 Grand
Slam of Darts 1.00am Darts Gold 2.30 Live Test Cricket
BBC 1
The VW Emissions Scandal Panorama, 8.30pm

6.00
Breakfast (T) (W) (HD) 9.15 The Wanted (T) (W) (HD)
10.00 Homes Under The Hammer (rpt) (T) (W) (HD)
11.00 The Housing Enforcers (T) (W) (HD) 11.30
Neighbourhood Blues (T) (W) (HD) 12.15 Bargain Hunt
(rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 1.00 BBC News, (T) Weather (W)
(HD) 1.30 Local News, (T) Weather (W) 1.45 Doctors
(T) (W) (HD) 2.15 The Coroner (T) (W) (HD) 3.00
Escape To The Country (rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 3.45 Len And
Ainsleys Big Food Adventure (T) (W) (HD) 4.30 Flog It!
(T) (W) (HD) 5.15 Pointless. Quiz show. (T) (W) (HD)
6.00 BBC NEWS, WEATHER Latest headlines. (W)

7.00 THE ONE SHOW Matt Baker and Alex Jones
present a mix of topical stories and celebrity chat. (T)
7.30 FAKE BRITAIN (13/20) Matt Allwright looks at the
counterfeit batteries being used in mobile phones,
cameras and laptops that have had explosive results.
Plus, investigating a huge haul of high-end fake
cosmetics, and an insight into courier fraud. (T) (W)
(HD) Followed by BBC News, (T) Local News. (W)
8.00 EASTENDERS Ronnies plan to win her sister back
crumbles when Dean tarnishes her reputation. Linda
says she doesnt mind about Mick and Shirley, while
Billy tries to tell Honey how he feels. (T) (W) (HD)
8.30 THE VW EMISSIONS SCANDAL
PANORAMA German manufacturer Volkswagen
was recently revealed to have been rigging pollution
emission tests of their diesel engines, with millions of
customers are still driving around in tainted cars.
Richard Westcott investigates how the company
used clever computer software to hide the true
performance and reveals how the UKs cities have
become shrouded by an invisible killer. (SL) (T) (W)
9.00 CRIMEWATCH Appeals for witnesses and
information regarding unsolved crimes. (T) (W)
10.00 BBC NEWS Latest headlines. (T) (W) (HD)
10.35 CRIMEWATCH UPDATE An update on viewers
responses to the programme shown earlier. (T) (W)
10.45
THE PARENTS (2000) A male
FILM MEET
nurse makes a disastrous bid to impress his
girlfriends father a former CIA agent who does not
suffer fools gladly. Comedy, starring Robert De Niro,
Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson. (T) (W) (HD)
Followed by Weather For The Week Ahead. (T) (W)
12.30 BBC News. Latest national and international news. (T) (W)
BBC 2
Live At The Apollo, 10pm

6.15
IT V
Times vary
My Life On A Plate (rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 7.00 The Edge

(rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 7.45 Junior Bake Off (T) (W) (HD)
8.15 Sign Zone: Escape To The Continent (rpt) (SL) (T)
(W) 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire (T) (W) (HD) 11.00 BBC
News (T) (W) (HD) 12.00 Daily Politics (T) (W) (HD)
1.00 Michel Rouxs Service (rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 2.00
Live Tennis: ATP World Tour Finals. Sue Barker presents
coverage from day two at the O2 in London. (T) (W)
(HD) 4.45 The Wonder Of Animals (T) (W) (HD) 5.15
Antiques Roadshow. With Fiona Bruce. (rpt) (T) (W)
Emmerdale, 7pm
6.00
Good Morning Britain (W) (HD) 8.30 Lorraine (W)

(HD) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (W) (HD) 10.30 This
Morning (W) (HD) 12.30 Loose Women (W) (HD) 1.30
ITV News, Weather (W) 1.55 Local News, Weather (W)
2.00 Judge Rinder (W) (HD) 3.00 Pick Me! (W) (HD)
3.59 ITV Local Weather (W) 4.00 Tipping Point (rpt)
(W) (HD) 5.00 The Chase. Quiz show. (W) (HD)
6.00 EGGHEADS (79/100) Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz in

which the winners of famous gameshows work as a
team to tackle a new set of challengers. (T) (W) (HD)
6.30 STRICTLY COME DANCING IT TAKES TWO
(36/60) Zoe Ball hosts the weekday fanzine devoted
to the ballroom dancing show and is joined by the
latest couple to be voted out by the judges after last
nights dance-off. Plus, backstage gossip. (T) (W)
7.00 GRAND TOURS OF THE SCOTTISH
ISLANDS (2/6) Paul Murton visits the Uists and
Benbecula, a chain of low-lying islands 30 miles from
mainland Scotland, and his journey sees him try his
hand at shing for wild sea trout. (T) (W) (HD)
7.30 ONLY CONNECT (18/27) The Spaghetti
Westerners take on the Operational Researchers.
Hosted by Victoria Coren Mitchell. (T) (W) (HD)
8.00 UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (19/37) The second
round of the student quiz continues, with two more
teams of four pitting their wits against one another.
Jeremy Paxman asks the questions. (T) (W)
8.30 SIMPLY NIGELLA (3/6) Nigella Lawson prepares
dishes combining the familiar and the new. (T) (W)
9.00 LONDON SPY (2/5) Danny is invited to meet
Alexs parents and starts to realise he knew almost
nothing about his lovers true identity and catches a
glimpse of just how deep the conspiracy might go. (T)
10.00 LIVE AT THE APOLLO (2/7) Dara O Briain hosts,
with guests Zoe Lyons and Paul Chowdhry. (T) (W)
10.30 NEWSNIGHT Analysis of the days events,
presented by Emily Maitlis. (T) Followed by Weather.
11.15 THE RAILWAY: KEEPING BRITAIN ON
TRACK (4/6) The day-to-day struggles of running
the West Coast Main Line. (rpt) (T) (W) (HD)

7.00 EMMERDALE Jai spikes Tanyas drink as part of a
plan to rid himself of Nikhil. Rhona suggests to Paddy
that they adopt a baby, and Megan plans to leave
town before her secret comes out. (W) (HD)
7.30 CORONATION STREET Michelle is stunned
when she arrives at the pub and nds Tony proposing
to Liz. Meanwhile, birthday girl Kate gets a surprise,
and Simon leaves Leanne fuming, again. (W) (HD)
8.00 COUNTRYWISE (5/8) Liz Bonnin joins a group
of city children farming on the South Wales coast,
while Ben Fogle is at St Michaels Mount in Cornwall
for a spot of extreme gardening. (W) (HD)
8.30 CORONATION STREET Tony hopes Liz will
accept his proposal, Leanne confesses to Eva that
Simon has been hitting her, and the Connors
celebrate Kates birthday. (W) (HD)
9.00 IM A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Ant and Dec watch the drama unfold as the
contestants acclimatise to their jungle surroundings
and get better acquainted with one another, and
another contestant takes part in the dreaded
Bushtucker Trial. The survival challenge may have
only just begun, but will any of the celebrities already
be desperate for a plane ticket home? (W) (HD)
10.45 THE JOB LOT When former centre boss Maggie
Higgins is invited to lead Brownalls 25th birthday
celebrations, she comes armed with devastating
information about Angela. Last in the series.
11.15 TRAVEL GUIDES (2/4) The tourists head to Dubai
in the United Arab Emirates, where Linda and Pete
are shocked by the high prices and Riah cannot
understand why Arab women have to cover up. (rpt)
12.15 Sign Zone: The Apprentice (rpt) (SL) (T) (W) 1.15 Sign
Zone: The Great Pottery Throw Down (rpt) (SL) (T) (W)
2.15 This Is BBC Two. Upcoming programme previews. (T)
12.10 Jackpot247. Live interactive gaming. (W) 3.00 The Jeremy

Kyle Show (rpt) (SL) (W) (HD) 3.55 ITV Nightscreen (HD)
5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show. Talk show. (rpt) (SL) (W) (HD)
REGIONAL VARIATIONS
BBC1 SCOTLAND As BBC1 except: 7.30-8.00 The Mountain
10.35 Scot Squad 11.05 Crimewatch Update 11.15 Film: Meet the
Parents (2000) (12) 12.55 Weather For The Week Ahead
1.00-6.00 BBC News. Latest national and international headlines.
BBC1 NORTHERN IRELAND As BBC1 except: 7.30-8.00 Trish
Deseines Doorstep Food 10.35 True North: Wills Kitchen 11.05
True North Shorts: Summer 11.10 Crimewatch Update 11.20 Film:
Meet the Parents (2000) (12) 1.00-6.00 BBC News. Headlines.
BBC2 SCOTLAND As BBC2 except: 10.30 Scotland 2015 11.00
Newsnight 11.40 Weather 11.45 The Railway: Keeping Britain on
Track 12.45 Sign Zone: The Apprentice 1.45 Sign Zone: The Great
Pottery Throw Down. With Sara Cox. 2.45-6.15 This Is BBC Two
BBC2 NORTHERN IRELAND As BBC2 except: 10.00-10.30 I Lr
an Aonaigh 11.15 Stormont Today 11.45-12.15 Live at the Apollo
S4C 7.00 Cyw: Cymylaubychain. Fun for pre-school children
with the youngsters who live among the clouds. 7.10 Cyw: Guto
Gwningen. Childrens fun. 7.25 Cyw: Stiw 7.35 Cyw: Hafod Haul
7.50 Cyw: Ti Fi a Cyw 8.00 Cyw: Lliw a Llun 8.05 Cyw: Wibli
Sochyn y Mochyn 8.15 Cyw: Bob y Bildar 8.30 Cyw: Heini 8.40
Cyw: Cwm Teg 8.50 Cyw: Wmff 9.00 Cyw: Tili ai Ffrindiau 9.10
Cyw: Tomos ai Ffrindiau 9.25 Cyw: Popir Gath 9.35 Cyw: Bla
Bla Blewog 9.45 Cyw: Y Brodyr Coala 10.00 Cyw: Bobi Jac 10.10
Cyw: Straeon Ty Pen 10.25 Cyw: Y Dywysoges Fach 10.35 Cyw:
Rapsgaliwn 10.50 Cyw: Sara a Cwac 11.00 Cyw: Cymylaubychain

11.10 Cyw: Guto Gwningen 11.25 Cyw: Stiw 11.35 Cyw: Hafod
Haul 11.50 Cyw: Ti Fi a Cyw 12.00 Cyw: Lliw a Llun 12.05 Cyw:
Wibli Sochyn y Mochyn 12.15 Cyw: Bob y Bildar 12.30 Cyw: Heini
12.40 Cyw: Cwm Teg 12.50 Cyw: Wmff 1.00 Newyddion S4C ar
Tywydd 1.05 Heno 2.00 Prynhawn Da 2.55 Newyddion S4C ar
Tywydd 3.00 Becws 3.30 Babi Del 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh:
Pyramid 5.25 Stwnsh: Pat a Stan 5.35 Stwnsh: Kung Fu Panda 5.55
Stwnsh: Ffeil 6.00 Pobol y Cwm 6.25 Newyddion S4C ar Tywydd
6.30 Sgorio 7.00 Heno 7.55 Dyma Fi 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 8.25 Dyma
Fi 8.30 Cefn Gwlad 9.00 Newyddion 9 ar Tywydd 9.30 Ffermio
10.00 Rygbi: Cwpan Pencampwyr Ewrop 11.00-1.00 Rygbi
CHANNEL 4
SAS: Who Dares Wins, 9pm

6.00
Countdown (rpt) (HD) 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun

(rpt) 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun (rpt) 7.35 Everybody
Loves Raymond (rpt) 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond
(rpt) 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond (rpt) 9.00 Frasier
(rpt) 9.30 Frasier (rpt) 10.00 Frasier (rpt) 10.30 Come
Dine With Me (rpt) (HD) 11.00 Come Dine With Me
(rpt) (HD) 11.30 Come Dine With Me (rpt) (HD) 12.00
Channel 4 News Summary (HD) 12.05 Come Dine With
Me (rpt) (HD) 12.35 Come Dine With Me (rpt) (HD)
1.10 Benchmark (HD) 2.10 Deal Or No Deal (HD) 3.10
Countdown (HD) 4.00 Homes By The Sea (rpt) (HD)
5.00 Four In A Bed (HD) 5.30 Come Dine With Me
6.00 THE SIMPSONS (10/22) Marge breaks her leg in

a skiing accident and has to recover in hospital so
Lisa volunteers to be head of the household. (rpt)
6.30 HOLLYOAKS Mercedes does not want to see Joe,
while Myra urges her to tell him the truth about
Gabriel. Meanwhile, Pete makes Cleo promise not
to tell Reenie about their relationship. (HD)
7.00 CHANNEL 4 NEWS Latest headlines. (HD)
8.00 BRITAINS NIGHTMARE NEW HOMES:
CHANNEL 4 DISPATCHES The Government
has committed to building a million new homes by
2020, but will the rush to put up new housing result
in ugly, poor-quality buildings that wont stand the
test of time? Seyi Rhodes investigates. (T)
8.30 THE SHOPPERS GUIDE TO SAVING MONEY
(2/4) Kate Quilton investigates how much jeans cost
to make and Dave Fishwick heads to Bristol Airport
to nd out what fraction of the price of a plane ticket
goes on the cost of a ight, and how much is prot.
9.00 SAS: WHO DARES WINS The remaining recruits
enter the nal stage of the selection and have to
endure 24 hours of intense interrogation without
revealing details of their mission. Last in the series.
10.00 FARGO (5/10) Floyd takes action, while Charlie
tries to prove himself and Lou nds himself sidelined
during Ronald Reagans campaign tour.
11.15 MILLION POUND MEGA YACHTS
The Monaco Yacht Show, where over 100 of the
largest yachts on the water are up for sale. (rpt)
12.15 Ramsays Hotel Hell (rpt) (HD) 1.05 FILM: Lore (2012)
Premiere. Second World War drama, starring Saskia
Rosendahl. (W) (HD) 2.55 Location, Location, Location
(rpt) (SL) 3.55 Benchmark. Paddy McGuinness hosts. (rpt)
(HD) 4.45 Deal Or No Deal: Double Trouble Siblings
Specials (rpt) (HD) 5.35 1001 Things You Should Know (rpt)
CHANNEL 5
The Gadget Show, 7pm

6.00
Milkshake! The WotWots (rpt) 6.10 Chloes Closet (rpt)

(HD) 6.20 Lilys Driftwood Bay (HD) 6.30 Fireman Sam
(rpt) (HD) 6.40 Wissper (rpt) (HD) 6.50 Peppa Pig (rpt)
6.55 Pip Ahoy! (rpt) (HD) 7.10 Little Princess (rpt) 7.20
Bob The Builder (HD) 7.35 Thomas & Friends (rpt)
(HD) 7.50 Noddy In Toyland (rpt) 8.00 Ben And Hollys
Little Kingdom (rpt) (HD) 8.15 Peppa Pig (rpt) 8.25
Peppa Pig (rpt) 8.35 Paw Patrol (rpt) (HD) 8.45 Bananas
In Pyjamas (rpt) 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat (rpt) (HD)
9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD) 11.10 Ice Road Truckers
(rpt) (HD) 12.10 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Ice Road
Truckers (rpt) 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours
2.15 NCIS: New Orleans (rpt) 3.15 FILM: Its
Christmas, Carol! (2012) Fantasy, starring Emmanuelle
Vaugier. (W) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours (rpt)
6.00 HOME AND AWAY John worries he might be

losing Marilyn for ever when she asks to be put in
touch with her ex-husband Don Fisher, and Nates
ego suffers a blow when he returns to work. (rpt)
6.30 5 NEWS TONIGHT Latest headlines. (HD)
7.00 THE GADGET SHOW (9/12) Jason Bradbury and
Ortis Deley go shing with the latest tech, Jon
Bentley reveals the secret of shopping for online
bargains and Amy Williams looks at the future of
virtual wardrobes. The show also follows some of
the Yogscast crew to ComiCon to nd out how they
create content about Minecraft for their YouTube
channel. (HD) Followed by 5 News Update.
8.00 POLICE INTERCEPTORS (9/10) Justin Moftt
and Paul Faulkner chase down a gang of suspected
car thieves. (HD) Followed by 5 News Update. (HD)
9.00 AUTOPSY: THE LAST HOURS OF GEORGE
BEST Jason Payne-James examines the former
footballers medical history, tracing Bests attempts
to beat alcoholism and the impact it had on him.
10.00 INSIDE HOLLOWAY PRISON (2/2) The second
of a two-part documentary exploring the history of
the prison examines the period from 1948 to the
present day, and reects on changes that have been
put in place for handling offenders. (rpt) (HD)
11.00 CANT PAY? WELL TAKE IT AWAY (7/13)
Paul Bohill and Phil Short must deal with a negligent
tenant who ed upon their arrival. (rpt)
12.00 Blinging Up Baby (rpt) 12.50 SuperCasino 3.10 Loch
Lomond: A Year In The Wild (rpt) 4.00 Wildlife SOS (rpt)
(SL) 4.25 HouseBusters (rpt) (SL) 4.45 House Doctor (rpt)
(SL) 5.10 House Doctor (rpt) (SL) 5.35 House Doctor (rpt)
5+
5USA
6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 Neighbours 9.30 Home and

Away 10.00 Gilmore Girls 12.00noon My Wife and Kids
1.00 Cowboy Builders 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home and
Away 4.00 My Wife and Kids 5.00 Top 20 Funniest 5.55
Access 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home and Away 7.00 GPs:
Behind Closed Doors 8.00 Benefits Britain: Life on the
Dole 9.00 Cant Pay? Well Take It Away 10.00 On Benefits:
Yorkshire Dole 11.00 Film: My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006)
(12) Fantasy comedy. 1.00am Celebrity Wedding Planner
6.00am Teleshopping 7.00 Diagnosis Murder 7.50 Miss

Fishers Murder Mysteries 8.55 Film: Mystery Woman:
Redemption (2006) (PG) 10.40 Access 10.50 Diagnosis
Murder 11.50 Access 12.05pm NCIS 1.05 NCIS 2.00
Film: Lucky Day (2002) (12) 4.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 5.00
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 6.00 CSI: NY 6.55 Access
7.00 NCIS 9.00 NCIS: New Orleans 10.00 NCIS 11.00
NCIS 11.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.55am CSI:
Miami 1.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.55 Access
MONDAY
16 NOVEMBER 2015
ITV2 6.50am Psych 7.30 Coronation Street 8.00
Catchphrase 8.50 Dinner Date 9.50 Psych 10.40
Funniest Ever Youve Been Framed! 11.20 Im a
Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! 1.10pm Coronation
Street 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show
6.00 Im a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! 8.00 Two
and a Half Men 9.00 Plebs 10.00 Im a Celebrity Get
Me Out of Here Now! 11.05 Celebrity Juice 11.50
Safeword 12.30am Two and a Half Men 1.25 Scorpion
ITV3 7.30am Murder, She Wrote 8.25 Where the
Heart Is 9.30 Judge Judy 10.50 A Touch of Frost 1.00pm
Heartbeat 2.05 Wild at Heart 3.10 Where the Heart Is
4.15 Doctor at Large 4.50 On the Buses 5.20 George
and Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote
8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Lewis 11.00 A Touch of Frost
ITV4 6.25am Gunsmoke 7.20 Professionals 8.15 Minder
9.15 Gunsmoke 10.20 Professionals 11.20 Sweeney
12.20pm Minder 1.20 The Chase 2.20 Gunsmoke 3.25
Alias Smith and Jones 5.00 Professionals 6.00 Sweeney
7.00 Pawn Stars 8.00 Storage Wars 9.00 Car Crash
Britain 10.00 Benidorm 11.00 River Monsters
BBC THREE 7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Dont Tell the
Bride 9.00 Prostitution: Whats the Harm? 10.00
EastEnders 10.30 The Fear 11.00 Family Guy. Cartoon
fun. 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30
Prostitution: Whats the Harm? 1.30 The Fear
BBC FOUR 7.00pm World News Today; Weather
7.30 On Stage at Frinton-on-Sea 8.00 The Secret Life
of Books: Swallows and Amazons 8.30 The Quizeum
9.00 Timeshift: How Britain Won the Space Race The
Story of Bernard Lovell and Jodrell Bank 10.00 Storyville:
Orion The Man Who Would be King 11.15 Detectorists
12.40am Wild Weather with Richard Hammond
SKY 1 7.00am Monkey Life 8.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue
9.00 Harrow: A Very British School 10.00 Hawaii Five0 12.00noon NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0
3.00 Harrow: A Very British School 4.00 Futurama 5.00
Modern Family 5.30 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons 8.00
The Muppets 8.30 Modern Family 9.00 Trollied 9.30
After Hours 10.00 Bring the Noise 11.00 NCIS: Los
Angeles 12.00midnight Hawaii Five-0 2.00 Legends
SKY ATLANTIC 6.00am Seinfeld 8.00 Stargate Atlantis
9.00 Star Trek 10.00 The West Wing 11.00 Cold Case
12.00noon Without a Trace 1.00 Blue Bloods 3.00 Star
Trek 4.00 The British 5.00 The West Wing 6.00 Without
a Trace 7.00 Cold Case 8.00 Blue Bloods 9.00 Mr Sloane
10.00 The Leftovers 11.10 Last Week Tonight with John
Oliver 11.45 Bill Maher: Live from DC 1.05am Seinfeld
8.00 Jingle All the Way 2 (U) 9.45 The Three Dogateers
(PG) 11.30 Inherent Vice (15) 2.00pm Spectre Special
2.30 Ex Machina (15) 4.30 Jingle All the Way 2 (U) 6.15
The Three Dogateers (PG) 8.00 Ex Machina (15) 10.00
Inherent Vice (15) 12.30am Montana (2014,15)
FILM4 11.00am Hell Below Zero (U) 12.50pm Two
Rode Together (PG) 3.05 The Sea Chase (U) 5.25 Bend
of the River (PG) 7.15 Zoolander (2001,12) 9.00 The
Watch (2012,15) 11.05 Season of the Witch (15)
CBS ACTION 6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 Flashpoint
10.00 MacGyver 11.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
12.00noon Star Trek 1.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
2.00 Flashpoint 3.00 NCIS 4.00 Nash Bridges 5.00 JAG
6.00 Star Trek 7.00 NCIS 8.00 Star Trek: Deep Space
Nine 9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 10.00 Bad
Girls 11.05 Walker, Texas Ranger 12.00midnight CSI
CBS REALITY 6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 Nowhere
to Hide 10.00 Hoarders 11.00 Unsolved Mysteries
12.00noon Nowhere to Hide 1.00 Judge Judy 3.00
Hoarders 4.00 Unsolved Mysteries 5.00 Judge Judy 7.00
Cops: Reloaded 8.00 48 Hours: Mystery. Documentary.
9.00 Donal MacIntyre: Unsolved 10.00 Cold Blood
11.00 Medical Detectives 12.00midnight I Survived
SKY SPORTS 1 6.00am Live Test Cricket 9.30
Sporting Greats 10.00 Premier League 100 Club 10.30
Goals on Sunday 11.30 Game Changers 12.00noon
Live Tennis 4.00 Sporting Greats 4.30 Fantasy Football
Club 5.00 Soccer AM 6.00 FL72 Goals 7.00 Live Euro
2016 Qualifiers 10.15 Klitschko v Fury 10.45 Sky Sports
Boxing Gold 11.00 Soccer AM 12.00midnight Football
Gold 12.15 NFL Hard Knocks: Cincinnati Bengals
BBC 1
EastEnders, 7.30pm
6.00
Breakfast (T) (W) (HD) 9.15 The Wanted (T) (HD)

10.00 Homes Under The Hammer (T) (W) 11.00 The
Housing Enforcers (T) (W) (HD) 11.30 Neighbourhood
Blues (T) (HD) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (rpt) (T) (W) (HD)
1.00 BBC News, (T) Weather (W) 1.30 Local News, (T)
Weather 1.45 Doctors (T) (W) (HD) 2.15 The Coroner
(T) (W) 3.00 Escape To The Country (rpt) (T) (W) (HD)
3.45 Len And Ainsleys Big Food Adventure (T) (HD)
4.30 Flog It! (rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 5.15 Pointless (rpt) (T)
6.00 BBC NEWS, (T) WEATHER Latest headlines. (W)

7.00 THE ONE SHOW Another mix of nationwide
reports and live studio-based chat, hosted by
Matt Baker and Alex Jones. (T) (W) (HD)
7.30 EASTENDERS Billy gives Ronnie an idea how
she can deal with Dean once and for all. Vincent
questions Donna about her relationship with Fat Boy,
and Shirley pleads with Mick to speak to Dean. (T)
(HD) Followed by BBC News, (T) Local News. (W)
8.00 HOLBY CITY (6/52) Caras marriage is thrown
into sharp focus when her husbands mistress asks
for help. Meanwhile, Dom struggles to keep his
emotions in check when a challenging patient
catches his attention and Mo is confronted with
the aftermath of a disastrous date. (T) (W) (HD)
9.00 RIVER The troubled detective is convinced that
Stevies investigation into the exploitation of illegal
immigrants holds the key to her murder. Further
questioning of someone close to the team reveals
a system of immigration cases that could lead into
some unexpected places. When a common link
to certain businesses is found, it all starts to fall
into place. Last in the series. (T) (W) (HD)
10.00 BBC NEWS The days main headlines. (T) (HD)
(W) Followed by National Lottery Update. (T) (W)
10.35 IMAGINE (4/6) A study of acclaimed theatre and
lm producer Michael White, who paved the way for
stage and screen hits including A Chorus Line, Sleuth,
Monty Python And The Holy Grail and The Rocky
Horror Show. Among the interviewees reecting
on Whites career are director John Waters, and
actors Naomi Watts and John Cleese. (T)
12.05 FILM: The Invisible (2007) Supernatural thriller, starring
Justin Chatwin. (T) (W) Followed by Weather For The
Week Ahead. (T) (W) (HD) 1.45 BBC News (T) (W) (HD)
BBC 2
The Great Pottery Throw Down, 9pm

6.15
Len And Ainsleys Big Food Adventure (rpt) (T) (W)

(HD) 7.00 Neighbourhood Blues (rpt) (T) (W) (HD)
7.45 Junior Bake Off (T) (W) (HD) 8.15 Sign Zone:
Great Continental Railway Journeys (rpt) (SL) (T) (W)
9.15 Victoria Derbyshire (T) (W) (HD) 11.00 BBC
1.00 Michel Rouxs Service (rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 2.00
Live Tennis: ATP World Tour Finals. Sue Barker
presents coverage from day three at the O2 in London.
(T) (W) (HD) 4.45 The Wonder Of Animals (T) (W)
(HD) 5.15 Antiques Roadshow (rpt) (T) (W) (HD)
IT V
Live International Football, 7.30pm

6.00

Morning (W) (HD) 12.30 Loose Women. Topical debate
from a female perspective, and a chat with girl group
Little Mix. (W) (HD) 1.30 ITV News, Weather (W) 1.55
Local News, Weather (W) 2.00 Judge Rinder (W) (HD)
3.00 Pick Me! (W) (HD) 3.59 ITV Local Weather (W)
4.00 Tipping Point (rpt) (W) (HD) 5.00 The Chase.
Quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh. (W) (HD)
6.00 EGGHEADS Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz in which

the winners of gameshows work as a team to tackle a
new set of challengers hoping to win a cash prize. (T)
(37/60) Zoe Ball chats to the couple who avoided
elimination in Sunday nights dance-off. Plus, Karen
Hardy gives her thoughts on the choreography. (T)
7.00 NEW CELEBRITY ANTIQUES ROAD TRIP
SERIES (1/20) As the challenge returns, John
Simpson nds war-related items, while fellow
journalist Martha Kearney scours the New
Forest for auction-worthy items. (T) (W) (HD)
8.00 MASTERCHEF: THE PROFESSIONALS (4/21)
Three new chefs make a Buck Rarebit a Welsh
Rarebit with a fried egg on top, and the remaining
three contestants are set a butchery-related
skills test by Monica Galetti. (T) (W) (HD)
9.00 THE GREAT POTTERY THROW DOWN (3/6)
Judges Kate Malone and Keith Brymer Jones ask the
remaining potters to make ten identical long-necked
vases using the Raku technique, Japanese method of
decorating. Presented by Sara Cox. (T) (W) (HD)
10.00 MOCK THE WEEK (3/12) Ed Byrne, Sara Pascoe,
James Acaster and Gary Delaney join regular
panellists Hugh Dennis and Andy Parsons to give
their irreverent takes on the headlines. (rpt) (T)
10.30 NEWSNIGHT Presented by Evan Davis. (T) (W)
(HD) Followed by Weather. (T) (W) (HD)
11.15 EARTHS WILDEST WATERS: THE BIG FISH
(6/6) Ben Fogle takes the three nalists to Zambia for
the last challenge, where they must sh on the river
Zambezi, competing with the local wildlife. (HD)

7.00 EMMERDALE Jai convinces Tanya that she has
drunkenly cheated on Nikhil and blackmails her into
persuading him to leave the country, while Paddy
condes in Tess about Rhonas desire for children.
7.30 LIVE INTERNATIONAL FOOTBALL England v
France (Kick-off 8.00pm). Coverage of the friendly
encounter at Wembley Stadium, as the Three
Lions take on the hosts of next years European
Championship. Roy Hodgsons men came through an
admittedly favourable qualifying group with ten wins
out of ten the only country to nish with a 100 per
cent record. The French didnt need to qualify for the
tournament, so they will see this match as an
important step toward their preparations for the
summer. Head coach Didier Deschamps captained
the team that won the trophy in 2000, two years
after lifting the World Cup on home soil, and his
already legendary status could be cemented if he
leads the current squad to victory at the Stade de
France in July. Mark Pougatch presents, with analysis
from Paul Scholes, Lee Dixon and Ian Wright, and
commentary by Clive Tyldesley and Glenn Hoddle.
10.45 LOCAL NEWS, WEATHER Regional headlines.
10.55 INTERNATIONAL FOOTBALL HIGHLIGHTS
Action from the friendly between England and
France at Wembley Stadium. Plus, the key moments
from the play-off second-leg matches, which were
Republic of Ireland v Bosnia-Herzegovina at the
Aviva Stadium, Hungary v Norway at the Groupama
Arena, Slovenia v Ukraine at Ljudski vrt and
Denmark v Sweden at Telia Parken. (W) (HD)
12.15 Race To Super Bowl 50. Mark Chapman presents action.

(T) (W) (HD) 1.00 Sign Zone: The Hunt (rpt) (SL) (T) (W)
2.00 Sign Zone: Britains Ultimate Pilots: Inside The RAF
(rpt) (SL) (T) (W) 3.00 This Is BBC Two (T) (W) (HD)
12.10 Jackpot247. Live interactive gaming. (W) 3.00 Loose

Women (rpt) (W) (HD) 3.50 ITV Nightscreen. Text-based
information service. (HD) 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show. The
host invites guests to air their differences. (rpt) (SL) (HD)
REGIONAL VARIATIONS
BBC1 WALES As BBC1 except: 10.35 Week In Week Out: A
Welsh Hospital on Trial 11.05 Imagine 12.35 Film: The Invisible
(2007) (12) 2.10 Weather For The Week Ahead 2.15 BBC News
BBC1 SCOTLAND As BBC1 except: 8.00-9.00 River City
BBC1 NORTHERN IRELAND As BBC1 except: 10.35 Spotlight
11.05 Imagine 12.35 Film: The Invisible (2007) (12) Thriller, starring
Justin Chatwin and Marcia Gay Harden. 2.10-6.00 BBC News
BBC2 WALES As BBC2 except: 1.00 Flog It! 1.45 am.pm. The
latest political news. 2.35-4.45 Live Tennis: ATP World Tour Finals
Newsnight 11.40 Weather 11.45 Earths Wildest Waters: The Big
Fish 12.45 Race to Super Bowl 50 1.30 Sign Zone: The Hunt 2.30
Britains Ultimate Pilots: Inside the RAF 3.30-6.15 This Is BBC Two
BBC2 NORTHERN IRELAND As BBC2 except: 10.00-10.30
True North: Wills Kitchen 11.15 Stormont Today. Mark Carruthers
presents a round-up of the days events at the Northern Ireland
Assembly. 11.45-12.15 Mock the Week. Chaired by Dara O Briain.
S4C 7.00 Cyw: Cled 7.10 Ben a Mali au Byd Bach O Hud 7.20
Octonots 7.34 Octonots 7.36 Meripwsan 7.40 Ben Dant 8.00 Pelen
Hud 8.10 Halibalw 8.20 Nodi 8.30 Y Diwrnod Mawr 8.45 Peppa
8.50 Bing 9.00 Cwpwrdd Cadi 9.15 Sam Tn 9.25 Popir Gath 9.35
Marcaroni 9.50 Mwncin Dweud Mwncin Gwneud 10.00 Igam
Ogam 10.10 Holi Hana 10.20 Abadas 10.35 Dwdlam 10.50 Syrcas
Deithiol Dewi 11.00 Cled 11.10 Ben a Mali au Byd Bach O Hud
11.20 Octonots 11.34 Octonots 11.36 Meripwsan 11.40 Ben Dant
12.00 Pelen Hud 12.10 Halibalw 12.20 Nodi 12.30 Y Diwrnod
Mawr 12.45 Peppa 12.50 Bing 1.00 Newyddion S4C ar Tywydd
1.05 Heno 2.00 Prynhawn Da 2.55 Newyddion S4C ar Tywydd
3.00 Arfordir Cymru: Llyn 3.30 Rhestr Gyda Huw Stephens 4.00
Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh: Sgorio 5.25 Stwnsh: Tag 5.55 Stwnsh: Ffeil
6.00 Pobol y Cwm. Gethin returns to Cwmderi. 6.25 Newyddion
S4C ar Tywydd 6.30 3 Lle 7.00 Heno 7.30 Rownd a Rownd 7.55
Dyma Fi 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 8.25 Dyma Fi 8.30 Babi Del 9.00
Newyddion 9 ar Tywydd 9.30 Stori Pel-Droed Cymru 10.00 35
Diwrnod 11.00 Dim Ond y Gwir 11.35-6.00 Y Dydd yn y Cynulliad
CHANNEL 4
Catastrophe, 10pm
6.00

Dine With Me (rpt) 11.00 Come Dine With Me (rpt)
11.30 Come Dine With Me (rpt) 12.00 Channel 4 News
(HD) 12.05 Come Dine With Me (rpt) 12.35 Come
Dine With Me (rpt) 1.10 Benchmark (HD) 2.10 Deal
Or No Deal 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Homes By The Sea
5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me (HD)
6.00 THE SIMPSONS (11/22) Bart tries to save

Homer from the embarrassing effects of his
latest misfortune, and does so well he becomes
convinced he possesses healing powers. (rpt)
6.30 HOLLYOAKS Pete tells Cleo that the wedding
with Reenie must go ahead so he can look after
her. However, when Harry nds out about their
relationship, he storms off to tell her family. (HD)
7.00 CHANNEL 4 NEWS Includes news and sport.
8.00 DOCTOR IN YOUR HOUSE Cameras follow Dr
Xand van Tulleken as he moves in with the White
family for a weekend, during which he gives them a
unique medical. From dad Dylans snoring, to mum
Nickys blood pressure, and daughters Susannah and
Natashas skin, Dr Xand uncovers the truth. (HD)
9.00 24 HOURS IN A&E Cameras follow Lawrence, 26,
who is rushed to St Georges after being hit by a car.
Meanwhile, 53-year-old Katrina is brought to A&E
after having difculty breathing and experiencing
chest pains that could indicate a heart attack. (HD)
10.00 CATASTROPHE (4/6) As Rob and Sharon celebrate
a tainted wedding anniversary, Fran and Chris are
drifting further apart. Comedy, written by and
starring Rob Delaney and Sharon Horgan. (HD)
10.30 TATTOO FIXERS (3/9) The team meets fashion
designer James, whose creepy baby tattoo is
cramping his style and scaring his customers, so an
attempt is made to amend his inked disaster. (rpt)
11.30 MINTED IN MANCHESTER Drama about
Danny, an ex-con who attempts to go straight
after serving a sentence for robbery, though his
former crime boss, Alex, has other ideas. (HD)
12.30 Poker (HD) 1.25 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.55 Gillette World
Sport 2.25 River Rat Race Stockton (rpt) 2.55 Chasing
Perfection 3.50 Location, Location, Location (rpt) 4.45
Benchmark (rpt) 5.35 1001 Things You Should Know (rpt)
CHANNEL 5
Loch Lomond: A Year In The Wild, 8pm

6.00

6.20 Lilys Driftwood Bay (HD) 6.30 Fireman Sam (rpt)
6.40 Wissper (HD) 6.50 Peppa Pig (rpt) 6.55 Pip Ahoy!
(rpt) 7.10 Little Princess (rpt) 7.20 Bob The Builder
7.35 Thomas & Friends (rpt) 7.50 Noddy In Toyland
(rpt) 8.00 Ben And Hollys Little Kingdom (rpt) 8.15
Peppa Pig (rpt) 8.35 Paw Patrol (rpt) 8.45 Bananas In
Pyjamas (rpt) 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat (rpt) 9.15 The
Wright Stuff (HD) 11.10 Ice Road Truckers (rpt) (HD)
12.10 5 News (HD) 12.15 Ice Road Truckers (rpt) (HD)
1.15 Home And Away (HD) 1.45 Neighbours 2.15
NCIS (rpt) (HD) 3.15 FILM: The Santa Incident (2010)
Comedy, starring Greg Germann and Ione Skye. (W)
(HD) 5.00 5 News At 5 (HD) 5.30 Neighbours (rpt)
6.00 HOME AND AWAY Phoebe stuns Kyle when

she tells him that he bullied her into having a baby,
while Maddy becomes suspicious when she nds a
second phone in Jamess kitchen drawer. (rpt) (HD)
6.30 5 NEWS TONIGHT A round-up of the evenings
headlines, including coverage of the latest national
and international stories, presented by Matt Barbet.
7.00 POLICE INTERCEPTORS (9/10) Justin Moftt and
Paul Faulkner chase down a gang of suspected car
thieves, while it takes seven ofcers to stop a violent
thief. (rpt) (HD) Followed by 5 News Update. (HD)
8.00 LOCH LOMOND: A YEAR IN THE WILD (2/4)
At Loch Lomond and Trossachs National Park the
cameras follow the newborn as they learn to ght
and nd food. Followed by 5 News Update. (HD)
9.00 EAMONN & RUTH: HOW THE OTHER HALF
LIVES (4/6) Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford
meet Chris Dawson, CEO of retail chain The Range,
and also attend one of the glitziest royal balls of the
year. Followed by The Health Lottery draw.
10.00 CSI: CYBER (8/13) The team investigates the
abductions of young women whose social media
pages continue to be updated, and Avery helps Trish
McCarthy cope with the death of her sister. (HD)
11.00 THE MYSTERIES OF LAURA (11/22)
The detective investigates the murder of a chef
whose body is discovered at a processing plant. (HD)
11.55 THE MYSTERIES OF LAURA (12/22)
The detective is torn between solving a case and
baking for her twins schools winter carnival. (HD)
12.45 SuperCasino 3.10 GPs: Behind Closed Doors (rpt) 4.00
Wildlife SOS (rpt) (SL) 4.25 HouseBusters (rpt) (SL) 4.45
House Doctor (rpt) (SL) 5.10 House Doctor (rpt) (SL)
5+
5USA

Access 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home and Away 7.00 The
Dog Rescuers with Alan Davies 8.00 Cats Make You Laugh
Out Loud 2 9.00 Teen Wolf 10.00 Film: Just Go with It
(2011) (12) Comedy. 12.20am Film: The Losers (2010)
(12) Action adventure. 2.25 Scrubs 2.50-3.00 Access
7.00am Diagnosis Murder 7.50 Miss Fishers Murder

Mysteries 8.45 Film: Columbo: Short Fuse (1972) (PG)
10.15 Access 10.30 Diagnosis Murder 11.35 Access 11.50
NCIS 12.50pm NCIS 1.50 Access 2.00 Film: Pretend You
Dont See Her (2002) (PG) 4.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 5.00
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 6.00 CSI: NY 6.55 Access
7.00 NCIS 9.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 10.00
Law & Order: Criminal Intent 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene
Investigation 12.55am Castle 1.55 Person of Interest
TUESDAY
17 NOVEMBER 2015
ITV2 7.15am Emmerdale 7.50 Coronation Street 8.50
Dinner Date 9.50 Psych 10.40 Im a Celebrity Get Me
Out of Here! 11.45 Youve Been Framed! 12.10pm
Emmerdale 12.45 Coronation Street 1.40 Dinner Date
2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 6.00 Im a Celebrity Get
Me Out of Here! 7.00 Youve Been Framed! 8.00 Two
and a Half Men 9.00 Im a Celebrity Get Me Out of
Here Now! 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 Release the
Hounds 11.50 Safeword 12.35am Two and a Half Men
ITV4 6.10am The Sweeney 7.00 Minder 7.55 Alias
Smith and Jones 9.25 Gunsmoke 10.35 The Professionals
11.40 The Sweeney 12.45pm Pawn Stars 1.45 The Big
Fish Off 2.50 Gunsmoke 3.55 Alias Smith and Jones 5.00
The Professionals 6.00 The Sweeney 7.00 Pawn Stars
8.00 World Rally Championship Highlights 9.00 Film:
Tightrope (1984,18) 11.20 Film: Unleashed (2005,18)
BBC THREE 7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Dont Tell
the Bride 10.00 Footballers, Sex, Money: Whats
Gone Wrong? 11.00 EastEnders 11.30 Family Guy
12.15am American Dad! 12.40 Family Guy
BBC FOUR 7.00pm World News Today, Weather 7.30
On Stage at York Theatre Royal 8.00 The Fishermans
Apprentice with Monty Halls 9.00 Power to the People
10.00 Shock and Awe: Story of Electricity 11.00 Maps:
Power, Plunder and Possession 12.00midnight Secrets
of the Universe: Great Scientists in Their Own Words
SKY 1 7.00am Monkey Life 8.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue
9.00 Harrow: A Very British School 10.00 Hawaii Five0 12.00noon NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0
3.00 Harrow: A Very British School 4.00 Futurama 5.00
Modern Family 5.30 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons 8.00
The Flash 9.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning of Life
10.00 Stop, Search, Seize 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles
SKY ATLANTIC 6.00am Seinfeld 9.00 Star Trek:
Enterprise 10.00 The West Wing 11.00 Cold Case
12.00noon Without a Trace 1.00 Blue Bloods 2.00
Stargate Atlantis 3.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 4.00 The
British 5.00 West Wing 6.00 Without a Trace 7.00 Cold
Case 8.00 Blue Bloods 9.00 Game of Thrones 10.05
The Brink 11.10 Silicon Valley 12.20am Nurse Jackie
SKY MOVIES PREMIERE 6.00am Montana (15) 8.00
Jingle All the Way 2 (U) 9.45 The Three Dogateers (PG)
11.30 Inherent Vice (2014,15) 2.00pm Ex Machina (15)
4.00 Steve Jobs Special 4.30 Jingle All the Way 2 (U) 6.15
The Three Dogateers (PG) 8.00 Ex Machina (15) 10.00
Inherent Vice (2014,15) 12.30am Montana (2014,15)
FILM4 11.00am Doctor in Distress (1963,PG) 1.10pm
Fixed Bayonets! (1951,PG) 2.55 Paper Moon (1973,PG)
5.00 Sahara (1943,PG) 7.00 Scrooged (1988,PG) 9.00
Life of Pi (2012,PG) 11.25 Youre Next (2011,18)
10.00 MacGyver 11.00 Star Trek 12.00noon Star Trek
1.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.00 Flashpoint 3.00
NCIS 4.00 Nash Bridges 5.00 JAG 6.00 Star Trek 7.00
NCIS 8.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 9.00 CSI: Crime
Scene Investigation 10.00 Bad Girls 11.05 Walker, Texas
Ranger 12.00midnight CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
Cops: Reloaded 8.00 48 Hours: Mystery 9.00 Sins and
Secrets 10.00 Cold Blood 11.00 Medical Detectives
12.00midnight I Survived 1.00 Sins and Secrets
SKY SPORTS 1 6.00am Football Gold 7.00 WWE:
Smackdown 8.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 9.00 Premier
League Years 11.00 Sporting Heroes: Gary Newbon
Interviews Billie Jean King 12.00noon Live Tennis: ATP
World Tour Finals. Coverage of day three from the O2 in
London. 4.00 Sporting Rivalries 5.30 Test Cricket 7.30
Live Euro 2016 Qualifiers. Denmark v Sweden (Kickoff 7.45pm). 10.00 Klitschko v Fury: The Gloves Are
Off 10.30 La Liga World 11.00 Premier League Years
1.00am La Liga World 1.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits
BBC 1
The One Show, 7pm

6.00
Breakfast (T) (W) (HD) 9.15 The Wanted (T) (HD)

10.00 Homes Under The Hammer (rpt) (HD) 11.00
The Housing Enforcers (T) (HD) 11.30 Neighbourhood
Blues (T) (W) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (rpt) (T) (HD) 1.00
BBC News, (T) Weather (W) (HD) 1.30 Local News,
(T) Weather (W) 1.45 Doctors (T) (W) (HD) 2.15 The
Coroner (T) (HD) 3.00 Escape To The Country (T) (W)
3.45 Len And Ainsleys Big Food Adventure (T) (HD)
4.30 Flog It! (T) (W) (HD) 5.15 Pointless (rpt) (T) (W)

6.30 LOCAL NEWS, WEATHER Regional stories. (T)
host the live magazine show, with a team of roving
reporters presenting stories of interest from around
the UK, plus big-name studio guests. (T) (W) (HD)
Followed by BBC News, (T) Local News. (W) (HD)
8.00 CUFFS (4/8) The team struggles to cope with a
nightmarish night in Brighton, including a drugs death,
a stake-out and a dog high on cocaine. However, it is
a ght in a club that causes professional problems for
Lino and a crisis for Carl. Meanwhile, Felix uncovers
a vicious gang after a bungled house robbery. (T)
9.00 THE APPRENTICE (7/12) The off duty candidates
are interrupted by Lord Sugar, who gives them the
challenge of opening a discount store and turning
products into prot within two days. Both teams
stock up on products from the wholesalers, before
tempers are as the squabbling begins. (T) (W) (HD)
10.00 BBC NEWS The days main headlines. (T) (W)
10.35 LIVE AT THE APOLLO (2/7) Mock The Week
host Dara O Briain comperes an evening of stand-up
at Londons Hammersmith Apollo, performing
himself and introducing routines by guests Zoe
Lyons and Paul Chowdhry. (rpt) (T) (W) (HD)
11.05 FILM 2015 Danny Leigh and Claudia Winkleman
look at the latest instalment of The Hunger Games
series and the erotic and explicit drama Love 3D.
Plus, an interview with Steven Spielberg. (T) (W)
AND SUNSHINE (2010)
11.35
FILM ORANGES
A social worker discovers thousands of
children have been sent to care homes and suffered
abuse. Fact-based drama, starring Emily Watson. (T)
Followed by Weather For The Week Ahead. (HD)
1.20
BBC News. Latest national and international headlines. (T)
BBC 2
Dominic Sandbrook: Let Us Entertain You, 9pm

6.15
Len And Ainsleys Big Food Adventure (rpt) (W) (HD)

7.00 Neighbourhood Blues (rpt) (T) 7.45 Junior Bake
Off (HD) 8.15 Sign Zone: Simply Nigella (rpt) (SL) (T)
(W) 8.45 Sign Zone: Terry And Masons Great Food Trip
(rpt) (SL) (T) (W) 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire (T) (W) (HD)
11.00 BBC News (T) (W) (HD) 11.30 Daily Politics (T)
(W) (HD) 1.00 Michel Rouxs Service (rpt) (T) (W) (HD)
2.00 Live Tennis: ATP World Tour Finals. Sue Barker
presents coverage from day four at the O2 in London.
(T) (W) (HD) 4.45 Kangaroo Dundee (rpt) (T) (W)
(HD) 5.15 Antiques Roadshow (rpt) (T) (W) (HD)
IT V
Coronation Street, 7.30pm

6.00

Morning (W) (HD) 12.30 Loose Women. Mighty Boosh
and Never Mind The Buzzcocks star Noel Fielding joins
the panel. (W) (HD) 1.30 ITV News, Weather (W)
1.55 Local News, Weather (W) 2.00 Judge Rinder (W)
(HD) 3.00 Pick Me! (W) (HD) 3.59 ITV Local Weather
(W) 4.00 Tipping Point. Gameshow, hosted by Ben
Shephard. (rpt) (W) (HD) 5.00 The Chase (W) (HD)
6.00 EGGHEADS (81/100) Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz in

which the winners of gameshows work as a team to
tackle challengers hoping to win a cash prize. (T) (W)
(38/60) Zoe Ball is joined by her former danceoor
partner Ian Waite to examine how the couples
training is going ahead of this weekends shows. (T)
7.00 CELEBRITY ANTIQUES ROAD TRIP (2/20)
Hurdler Colin Jackson and triple jumper Jonathan
Edwards, take part in the challenge, searching for
antiques in Greater Manchester, Cheshire and
Nottinghamshire before heading to auction. (T)
This weeks second heat sees six more chefs enter
the kitchen, with Marcus skills test challenging three
of them to prepare scallops, and Monicas testing the
other three on their ability to make a sweet sabayon.
9.00 DOMINIC SANDBROOK: LET US
ENTERTAIN YOU (3/4) Dominic Sandbrook
explores how British post-war culture demonstrates
the same anxieties and preoccupations as Victorian
Britain, particularly in terms of the state of the nation
and the desire to export British values. (T) (W)
10.00 THE APPRENTICE: YOURE FIRED (7/11)
Jack Dee meets the seventh candidate to be red
from the business contest, having failed to impress in
this weeks discount-selling task. (T) (W) (HD)
10.30 NEWSNIGHT Analysis of events, presented by
Emily Maitlis. (T) (HD) Followed by Weather. (W)
11.15 THE SECRET HISTORY OF THE BRITISH
GARDEN (1/4) Monty Don examines how British
gardens have changed over time. (rpt) (T) (W) (HD)

7.00 EMMERDALE Paddy tries to keep his affair with
Tess a secret, Kerry breaks the family health regime
behind Dans back, Ashley has a disastrous memory
lapse and Jai starts using cocaine again. (W) (HD)
7.30 CORONATION STREET While Leanne is
tempted to lash out at Simon after he goads her,
Jason is shocked when Tony confesses that he and
Todd stole and set re to Callums car. (W) (HD)
8.00 ALL STAR MR & MRS (7/8) Phillip Schoeld is
joined by Coronation Street star Mikey North (Gary
Windass) and his ance Rachael Isherwood, singer
Cheryl Baker from the pop group Bucks Fizz and
her husband Steve Stroud, and former rugby player
Martin Ofah and his ance Virginia Shaw Ofah.
The contestants nd out how much they really know
about their other halves, and the couple who gives
the most correct answers to a series of questions
receives the chance to win 30,000 for charity. (W)
Ant and Dec present the celebrity survival challenge,
as the famous faces continue their ordeal in the
Australian jungle, struggling to adapt to their new life
and the surprises that keep on coming their way. (W)
11.10 THE JONATHAN ROSS SHOW (5/11)
Real Madrid footballer Cristiano Ronaldo joins the
host to discuss Ronaldo, the documentary lm
exploring his life to date. Plus, actress, model and
singer Agyness Deyn and former Doctor Who star
David Tennant join Jonathan in the studio. (rpt) (W)
12.15 Sign Zone: Earths Wildest Waters: The Big Fish. Ben Fogle
takes the contestants to Laos. (rpt) (SL) (T) (W) 1.15 Sign
Zone: Patagonia: Earths Secret Paradise (rpt) (SL) (W) 2.15
This Is BBC Two. Preview of upcoming programmes. (HD)
12.15 Jackpot247. Viewers are offered the chance to participate in

live interactive gaming. (W) 3.00 Ejector Seat. Quiz show,
hosted by Andi Peters. (rpt) (HD) 3.50 ITV Nightscreen
(HD) 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (rpt) (SL) (W) (HD)
REGIONAL VARIATIONS
BBC1 WALES As BBC1 except: 10.35 The Wales Report 11.05
Live at the Apollo 11.35 Film 2015 12.05 Film: Oranges and
Sunshine (2010) (15) 1.45 Weather For The Week Ahead
BBC1 SCOTLAND As BBC1 except: 10.35 Holby City 11.35
Film 2015 12.05 Live at the Apollo 12.35 Film: Oranges and
Sunshine (2010) (15) 2.15 Weather For The Week Ahead
BBC1 NORTHERN IRELAND As BBC1 except: 10.35 The
Chicken People 11.05 Live at the Apollo 11.35 Film 2015 12.05
Film: Oranges and Sunshine (2010) (15) 1.45-6.00 BBC News
BBC2 WALES As BBC2 except: 1.00-2.00 Michel Rouxs Service
11.15 Its My Shout: Short Films from Wales 11.30 The Secret
History of the British Garden 12.30 Coast 12.45 Sign Zone:

Hooked on Painkillers Panorama 1.15-6.15 This Is BBC Two
Newsnight 11.40 Weather 11.45 The Secret History of the British
Garden 12.45 Sign Zone: Earths Wildest Waters: The Big Fish 1.45
Patagonia: Earths Secret Paradise 2.45-6.15 This Is BBC Two
BBC2 NORTHERN IRELAND As BBC2 except: 11.15 Spotlight
11.45 The Secret History of the British Garden 12.45 BBC News
S4C 8.00 Cyw: Dicw 8.05 Wibli Sochyn y Mochyn 8.15 Bob y
Bildar 8.30 Ysbyty Cyw Bach 8.45 Cwm Teg 8.50 Wmff 9.00 Tili
ai Ffrindiau 9.10 Tomos ai Ffrindiau 9.25 Popir Gath 9.35 Ty Cyw
9.45 Y Brodyr Coala 10.00 Bobi Jac 10.10 Straeon Ty Pen 10.25
Y Dywysoges Fach 10.35 Dona Direidi 10.50 Sara a Cwac 11.00

Cymylaubychain 11.10 Guto Gwningen 11.25 Stiw 11.35 Hafod
Haul 11.50 Ti Fi a Cyw 12.00 Dicw 12.05 Wibli Sochyn y Mochyn
12.15 Bob y Bildar 12.30 Ysbyty Cyw Bach 12.45 Cwm Teg 12.50
Wmff 1.00 Newyddion 1.05 Heno 1.30 Dechrau Canu Dechrau
Canmol 2.00 Prynhawn Da 2.55 Newyddion 3.00 Fferm Ffactor:
Brwydr y Ffermwyr 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Dreigiau: Gwarchodwyr
Berc 5.20 Rhyfel Mawr Trwy Lygaid Ifanc 5.45 Dennis a Dannedd
5.55 Ffeil 6.00 Pobol y Cwm 6.25 Newyddion 6.30 Ralo+ 7.00
Heno 7.25 Dyma Fi 7.30 Fferm Ffactor: Brwydr y Ffermwyr 8.25
Dyma Fi 8.30 Dim Ond y Gwir 9.00 Newyddion 9.30 Y Sgwrs 10.00
Rygbi Pawb 11.00 Ar y Dibyn 12.05-6.00 Y Dydd yn y Cynulliad
CHANNEL 4
Peep Show, 10pm

6.00

Countdown (HD) 4.00 Homes By The Sea (HD) 5.00
Four In A Bed (HD) 5.30 Come Dine With Me (HD)
6.00 THE SIMPSONS (15/22) Homer follows the Rev

Lovejoys advice and becomes a missionary on a
Pacic island, where he soon corrupts the natives
by press-ganging them into building a casino. (rpt)
6.30 HOLLYOAKS The McQueens reel from Harrys
accusations, as the net closes in on Pete. Meanwhile,
Celine collapses, Myra puts her family rst, and Jade
begs Lisa to help her stay in Hollyoaks. (HD)
8.00 RESTORING BRITAINS LANDMARKS (6/6)
Following the nal push to complete the restoration
of St Edwards Presbytery in Ramsgate, which was
designed by Augustus Pugin. Elsewhere, Alastair
Dick-Cleland visits an unusual Martello tower at
Aldeburgh in Suffolk that is battling to stay aoat.
9.00 GRAND DESIGNS: HOUSE OF THE YEAR
(3/4) Kevin McCloud reveals ve more candidates
vying to be crowned RIBA House of the Year 2015,
including a luxurious city home, a concrete and brick
open-plan house in Liverpool and a geometric
homestead in Northern Ireland. (HD)
10.00 PEEP SHOW (2/6) Reunited in the at, Mark and
Jeremy resume their lives, but a debate over the
heating leads Mark to take some drastic measures.
10.30 NEW TOAST OF LONDON (1/6) Live on chat
SERIES show Lorraine, Steven tells a tale that could
topple the US government and destroy the world.
11.05 24 HOURS IN A&E Cameras follow Lawrence, 26,
who is rushed to St Georges after being hit by a car
on a night out in Eastbourne, while 53-year-old
Katrina is having difculty breathing. (rpt) (HD)
12.05 4Music: Best Before: Music On 4 (HD) 12.35 FILM: What
Richard Did (2012) Drama. 2.00 FILM: The Stranger Wore
A Gun (1953) Western. 3.25 Location, Location, Location
(rpt) 4.20 Four Rooms (HD) 5.10 Deal Or No Deal (rpt)
CHANNEL 5
Home And Away, 1.15pm & 6pm

6.00

6.20 Lilys Driftwood Bay (HD) 6.30 Fireman Sam (rpt)
6.40 Wissper (HD) 6.50 Peppa Pig (rpt) 6.55 Pip Ahoy!
Peppa Pig (rpt) 8.35 Paw Patrol (rpt) 8.45 Bananas In
Pyjamas (rpt) 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat (rpt) 9.15 The
Wright Stuff (HD) 11.10 Ice Road Truckers (rpt) (HD)
12.10 5 News (HD) 12.15 Ice Road Truckers (rpt) (HD)
1.15 Home And Away (HD) 1.45 Neighbours (HD)
2.15 NCIS: Los Angeles (rpt) 3.10 FILM: Crazy For
Christmas (2005) Family drama, starring Andrea Roth.
5.00 5 News At 5 (HD) 5.30 Neighbours (rpt) (HD)
6.00 HOME AND AWAY Maddys rst shift at Angelos

goes awry when Kyle tries to kiss her and Charlotte
breaks into Dennys place to nd her social media
passwords, but has to hide when Chris turns up. (rpt)
7.00 BUILDING THE PANAMA CANAL
Developments in engineering that enabled the
completion of a $5billion project to double the
capacity of the waterway linking the Pacic and
Atlantic oceans. (rpt) Followed by 5 News Update.
8.00 GPS: BEHIND CLOSED DOORS (6/50)
A mother-of-two returns to the surgery since she is
still experiencing chronic back pain after emergency
back surgery, while another patient comes back in a
distressed state. (HD) Followed by 5 News Update.
Agents Stewart and Elmore face the most challenging
eviction of their careers, while Brian and Del chase
2,000 worth of debt owed by a business based in
Kent. (HD) Followed by The Health Lottery draw.
10.00 JIMMY SAVILE: BRITAINS WORST CRIMES
(2/3) Documentary investigates the crimes of
the disgraced DJ and TV personality. (rpt) (HD)
11.00 LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT
(12/23) The CEO of a private military contractor is
found drugged and sexually assaulted in a park. (HD)
11.55 JODIE MARSH: BULLIED The model relives
memories of her secondary school years. (rpt) (HD)
12.45 SuperCasino 3.10 Ben Fogle: New Lives In The UK (rpt)
(HD) 4.00 Wildlife SOS (rpt) (SL) 4.25 HouseBusters (rpt)
4.45 House Doctor (rpt) (SL) 5.10 House Doctor (rpt) (SL)
5+
5USA

Access 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home and Away 7.00 Top
20 Funniest 7.55 Access 8.00 Now Thats Funny! 9.00
Film: Thats My Boy (2012) (15) 11.20 Film: Jackie Chans
The Forbidden Kingdom (2008) (12) 1.25am Big Tips
Texas 1.50 Benefits Britain: Life on the Dole 2.50 Access
6.00am Teleshopping 7.00 Diagnosis Murder 7.50 Miss

Fishers Murder Mysteries 8.45 Film: Columbo: Murder,
Smoke and Shadows (1989) (PG) 10.50 Diagnosis Murder
11.50 Access 12.05pm NCIS 1.05 NCIS 2.05 Access
2.10 Film: The Cradle Will Fall (2004) (12) Mystery. 4.00
NCIS: Los Angeles 5.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
6.00 CSI: NY 6.55 Access 7.00 NCIS 8.00 NCIS 9.00
Castle 10.00 Body of Proof 11.00 The Mentalist 11.55
CSI: NY 12.55am CSI: Miami 1.55 Played 2.50 Access
WEDNESDAY
18 NOVEMBER 2015
ITV2 6.35am Psych 7.20 Emmerdale 7.50 Totally Youve

Been Framed! 8.50 Dinner Date 9.50 Psych 10.40 Im a
Celeb: Stars of Oz 11.45 Youve Been Framed! 12.10pm
Emmerdale 12.40 The Cube 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40
The Jeremy Kyle Show 6.00 Im a Celeb: Epic Trials
7.00 Youve Been Framed! 8.00 Two and a Half Men
9.00 Keith Lemons Back TFuture Tribute 10.30 Im a
Celebrity Get Me Out of Here Now! 11.30
The Vampire Diaries 12.30am Two and a Half Men
ITV3 6.25am Heartbeat 7.30 Murder, She Wrote 8.25
Where the Heart Is 9.30 Judge Judy 10.50 A Touch of
Frost 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 Wild at Heart 3.10
Where the Heart Is 4.15 Doctor at Large 4.50 On the
Buses 5.20 George and Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00
Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Lewis 11.00
A Touch of Frost 1.10am Where the Heart Is
11.55 The Sweeney 1.00pm Minder 2.00 Pawn Stars
2.55 Gunsmoke 4.00 Alias Smith and Jones 5.00 The
Professionals 6.00 The Sweeney 7.00 Pawn Stars 8.00
Storage Wars: Texas 9.00 River Monsters 10.00 Film:
Death Race (15) 12.10am Film: Mickey Blue Eyes (15)
BBC THREE 7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Dont Tell
the Bride 9.00 Traffic Cops 10.00 Russell Howards
Good News 10.30 Josh 11.00 Family Guy 11.45
American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Josh
BBC FOUR 7.00pm World News Today, Weather
7.30 Timothy Spall: All at Sea 8.00 At Home with
the Georgians 9.00 Colour: The Spectrum of Science
10.00 Wild Weather with Richard Hammond 11.00
Catching Historys Criminals: The Forensics Story
SKY 1 6.00am The Dog Whisperer 7.00 Monkey
Life 8.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue 9.00 Harrow: A Very
British School 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 12.00noon NCIS:
Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 3.00 Harrow: A Very
British School 4.00 Futurama 5.00 Modern Family 5.30
Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Arrow 9.00 You, Me
and the Apocalypse 10.00 Prison: First and Last 24 Hours
11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00midnight Hawaii Five-0
9.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 10.00 The West Wing 11.00
Cold Case 12.00noon Without a Trace 1.00 Blue Bloods
2.00 Stargate Atlantis 3.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 4.00
The British 5.00 West Wing 6.00 Without a Trace 7.00
Cold Case 8.00 Blue Bloods 9.00 The Affair 10.10 Nurse
Jackie 11.20 The Leftovers 12.30am The Last Panthers
The Three Dogateers (PG) 9.45 Jingle All the Way 2 (U)
11.30 Inherent Vice (15) 2.00pm Transformers: Age of
Extinction 2.30 Ex Machina (15) 4.30 Jingle All the Way
2 (U) 6.15 The Three Dogateers (PG) 8.00 Ex Machina
(15) 10.00 Inherent Vice (15) 12.30am Montana (15)
FILM4 11.00am Bear Island (PG) 1.20pm Down to the
Sea in Ships (PG) 3.50 The China Syndrome (PG) 6.15
Carol Interview Special 6.25 Charlotte Gray (2001,15)
9.00 Iron Man 2 (2010,12) 11.25 Trance (2013,15)
Nine 9.00 Ultimate Force 10.05 Bad Girls 11.10 Walker,
Texas Ranger 12.05am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
12.00midnight I Survived 1.00 Sins and Secrets
SKY SPORTS 1 6.00am Football Gold 6.15 Football
League Gold 7.00 WWE: Experience 8.00 Fantasy
Football Club 8.30 Klitschko v Fury: The Gloves Are
Off 9.00 Premier League Years 11.00 Sporting Heroes
12.00noon Live Tennis: ATP World Tour Finals 4.00
Klitschko v Fury: The Gloves Are Off 4.30 Sporting
Rivalries 5.00 Sporting Heroes 6.00 Tennis: ATP World
Tour Finals 10.00 Tennis Gold 11.00 Premier League
Years 3.00am Football Gold 3.15 Football League Gold
BBC 1
BBC 2
IT V
Times vary
EastEnders, 7.30pm
6.00
Breakfast (T) (W) (HD) 9.15 The Wanted (T) (W)

(HD) 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer (T) (W) (HD)
11.00 The Housing Enforcers (T) (W) (HD) 11.30
Neighbourhood Blues (T) (W) (HD) 12.15 Bargain Hunt
(rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 1.00 BBC News (T) Weather (W)
(HD) 1.30 Local News, (T) Weather (W) 1.45 Doctors
(T) (W) (HD) 2.15 The Coroner (T) (W) (HD) 3.00
Escape To The Country (rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 3.45 Len
And Ainsleys Big Food Adventure (T) (W) (HD)
4.30 Flog It! (T) (W) (HD) 5.15 Pointless (rpt)
6.00 BBC NEWS, (T) WEATHER (W) (HD)

6.30 LOCAL NEWS, (T) WEATHER (W)
present the live magazine show featuring a mixture of
celebrity chat and stories of interest. (T) (W) (HD)
7.30 EASTENDERS A guilty Mick comes clean to Linda
about Dean being in danger alerting Shirley to the
situation. Honey turns to Les for advice about Billy,
and Vincent teaches Fat Boy a lesson. (T) (W) (HD)
8.00 WATCHDOG (6/8) Sophie Raworth, Matt
Allwright, Chris Hollins and Michelle Ackerley
present the consumer show, including an undercover
investigation into a premium-rate phone call rm and
the furniture chain charging customers to send back
faulty products. Also, just how safe are the gadget
drones ying around in the sky? (T) (W) (HD)
9.00 NEW DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE
SERIES Families worried about their health invite a
GP to move in and investigate their lives in the hope
he can transform their lifestyles and ensure their
future wellbeing. First up is 48-year-old working
mother Priti, who is struggling with stress,
headaches, weight gain and disrupted sleep. Dr
Rangan Chatterjee moves in to monitor the situation
and soon realises it is actually her partner,
49-year-old Sandeep, whose health is more at risk.
10.00 BBC NEWS Latest headlines. (T) (W) (HD)
10.25 LOCAL NEWS, (T) WEATHER (W)
10.35 QUESTION TIME (10/36) Topical debate from
Belfast, chaired by David Dimbleby. (T) (W) (HD)
11.35 THIS WEEK Andrew Neil, Michael Portillo and
guests discuss political and parliamentary
developments from the past seven days. (T) (W)
(HD) Followed by Holiday Weatherview. (T) (W)
12.25 BBC News. Latest national and international stories. (W)
Russell Howards Good News, 10pm

6.15
Len And Ainsleys Big Food Adventure (rpt) (T) (W)

(HD) 7.00 Neighbourhood Blues (rpt) (T) (W) (HD)
7.45 Junior Bake Off (T) (W) (HD) 8.15 Sign Zone:
The Great British Bake Off Masterclass (rpt) (SL) (T)
(W) 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire (T) (W) (HD) 11.00 BBC
1.00 Michel Rouxs Service (rpt) 2.00 Live Tennis:
ATP World Tour Finals. Sue Barker presents coverage
from day five at the O2 in London. (T) (W) (HD) 4.45
Kangaroo Dundee (rpt) 5.15 Antiques Roadshow (rpt)
6.00 EGGHEADS Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz in which

the winners of famous gameshows work as a team
to tackle a new set of challengers. (T) (W) (HD)
(39/60) Zoe Ball dishes the backstage gossip ahead of
this weekends Blackpool show, and there is a sneak
peek at some of the costumes the celebs will be
wearing, courtesy of designer Vicky Gill. (T) (W)
Veteran presenter Nicholas Parsons takes on
broadcaster Gyles Brandreth, travelling around
Surrey with the help of antiques experts Paul
Laidlaw and David Harper before going head to
head at an auction in Watford, Hertfordshire. (T)
Six chefs battle it out in the quarter-nal, in which
the judges ask them to make a dessert of their
own invention from a selection of ten ingredients,
including whole almonds, apples, strawberries
and mascarpone cheese. (T) (W) (HD)
9.00 THE LAST KINGDOM (5/8) The act of rescuing
his new bride Mildrith from suspected abduction
draws Uhtred into the great battle of Cynuit, where
he demonstrates his strength by heroically defeating
a formidable enemy. But his moment of glory is
short-lived when Odda steals his thunder. (T) (W)
10.00 RUSSELL HOWARDS GOOD NEWS (5/9)
The comedians weekly perspective on the news. (T)
10.30 NEWSNIGHT (T) (W) (HD) Followed by Weather.
11.15 DOMINIC SANDBROOK: LET US
ENTERTAIN YOU (3/4) Dominic Sandbrook
explores how British post-war culture demonstrates
the same anxieties as Victorian Britain. (rpt) (T) (W)
12.15 Sign Zone: The VW Emissions Scandal Panorama (rpt)
12.45 Sign Zone: Dominic Sandbrook: Let Us Entertain You
(rpt) 1.45 Doctor Who (rpt) 2.30 This Is BBC Two (HD)
Times vary
Paul OGrady: For The Love Of Dogs, 8.30pm

6.00

Morning (W) (HD) 12.30 Loose Women (W) (HD) 1.30
ITV News, Weather (W) 1.55 Local News, Weather
(W) 2.00 Judge Rinder (W) (HD) 3.00 Pick Me! (W)
(HD) 3.59 ITV Local Weather (W) 4.00 Tipping Point
(rpt) (W) (HD) 5.00 The Chase (W) (HD)
6.00 LOCAL NEWS, WEATHER Regional stories.

7.00 EMMERDALE Ashley cannot remember what
happened to the village hall money, and Bob is
accused of taking it. Bernice and Kerry go cycling
together, and Rishi asks Nikhil to give Jai a job. (W)
7.30 HOW SAFE IS MEAT? TONIGHT Fiona Foster
investigates how safe meat really is, in light of a recent
report by the World Health Organisation saying it
can increase the risk of getting cancer. (W) (HD)
8.00 EMMERDALE Ashleys worst fears are realised, but
he cannot tell Harriet. Kerry gets a wake-up call,
Paddy asks Tess to go back to Leos class, while Zak
and Joanie manipulate Cains feelings. (W) (HD)
8.30 PAUL OGRADY: FOR THE LOVE OF DOGS
(6/8) Paul meets Labrador-lurcher Pluto, who has
a rare condition that means he cannot swallow
food properly and a German spitz scaring off
prospective owners with its scary smile. (W) (HD)
Ant and Dec present all the highs and lows from the
past 24 hours in the Australian jungle and announce
who is next to face the Bushtucker Trial. (W) (HD)
10.30 LOCAL NEWS, WEATHER Regional headlines.
10.45 THE LATE DEBATE Presenter John Stapleton is
joined by a panel of local MPs for a discussion on
the latest news and events at Westminster.
11.15 RIVER MONSTERS (6/8) On the Canada-US
border lies a vast lake that hides a dark history.
For Native Americans its an ancient and sacred site,
but recently something has risen up from the depths
to attack swimmers, and stories abound of an
invasion of primordial bloodsuckers. (rpt) (W)
11.45 BIRDS OF A FEATHER (7/8) Part one of two.
Sharon plans a weekend away. (rpt) (W) (HD)
12.10 Jackpot247 3.00 How Safe Is Meat? Tonight (rpt) 3.25 ITV
Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (rpt) (SL) (W)
REGIONAL VARIATIONS
11.15 Its My Shout: Short Films from Wales 11.30 Dominic
Sandbrook: Let Us Entertain You 12.30-12.45 Coast
BBC2 SCOTLAND As BBC2 except: 12.00 Politics Scotland
12.30-1.00 Daily Politics 10.30 Scotland 2015 11.00 Newsnight
11.40 Weather 11.45 Dominic Sandbrook: Let Us Entertain You
12.45 Sign Zone: The VW Emissions Scandal Panorama 1.15 Sign
Zone: Dominic Sandbrook: Let Us Entertain You 2.15 Doctor Who
BBC2 NORTHERN IRELAND As BBC2 except: 10.00-10.30
The Arts Show 11.10 Party Political Broadcast 11.15 Russell
Howards Good News 11.45 Earths Wildest Waters: The Big Fish
ITV MERIDIAN As ITV except: 10.45-11.15 The Last Word

ITV CENTRAL As ITV except: 10.45-11.15 Central Lobby
ITV ANGLIA As ITV except: 10.45-11.15 Anglia Late Edition
ITV YORKSHIRE As ITV except: 10.45-11.15 Last Orders
ITV TYNE TEES As ITV except: 10.45-11.15 Around the House
ITV GRANADA As ITV except: 10.45-11.15 Party People
ITV BORDER As ITV except: 10.45-11.15 Around the House
ITV WALES As ITV WEST except: 10.45-11.15 The Job Lot
S4C 8.00 Cyw: Pelen Hud 8.10 Halibalw 8.20 Nodi 8.30 Yr Ysgol
8.45 Peppa 8.50 Bing 9.00 Cwpwrdd Cadi 9.15 Sam Tn 9.25 Popir
Gath 9.35 Rhacsyn ar Goeden Hud 9.50 Mwncin Dweud Mwncin
Gwneud 10.00 Igam Ogam 10.10 Holi Hana 10.20 Abadas 10.35
ABC 10.50 Syrcas Deithiol Dewi 11.00 Cled 11.10 Ben a Mali au
Byd Bach O Hud 11.20 Octonots 11.34 Octonots 11.36 Meripwsan
11.40 Ben Dant 12.00 Pelen Hud 12.10 Halibalw 12.20 Nodi 12.30
Yr Ysgol 12.45 Peppa 12.50 Bing 1.00 Newyddion S4C ar Tywydd
1.05 Heno 1.30 Cefn Gwlad 2.00 Prynhawn Da 2.55 Newyddion
S4C ar Tywydd 3.00 Stori Pel-Droed Cymru 3.30 Stori Pel-Droed
Cymru 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh: Ysbyty Hospital 5.25 Drewgi
5.40 Adrenalini Bach 5.45 Rygbi Pawb 5.55 Stwnsh: Ffeil 6.00 Rygbi
Pawb 6.25 Newyddion S4C ar Tywydd 6.30 Rygbi Pawb 7.00 Heno
7.30 Rownd a Rownd 7.55 Dyma Fi 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 8.25 Dyma
Fi 8.30 Rhestr Gyda Huw Stephens 9.00 Newyddion 9 ar Tywydd
9.30 Hacio 10.30 Y Lle 11.35-6.00 Y Dydd yn y Cynulliad
CHANNEL 4
First Dates, 10pm

6.00

Countdown (HD) 4.00 Homes By The Sea (HD) 5.00
6.00 THE SIMPSONS (6/23) Bart tracks down a former

student after Groundskeeper Willie reveals that he
pulled off the ultimate prank, and Marge starts
shopping at a natural foods store. (rpt) (HD)
6.30 HOLLYOAKS As Celine recovers in hospital,
Porsche decides it is time to involve the police.
Meanwhile, Mac urges Cindy to sort out the divorce.
8.00 THE SECRET LIFE OF 5 YEAR OLDS (3/6)
The documentary following three groups of
youngsters moves on to the ve-year-olds learning
how to make friends and getting an emerging sense
of the group and their place within it. Jaja struggles
with disappointment when a dance competition
doesnt go her way. Ale proves to have a vivid
imagination, but taking others along on his ights
of fancy does not come easily, and can George
conquer his fear of group activities?
9.00 KITCHEN IMPOSSIBLE WITH MICHEL ROUX
JR Michels trainees face the challenge of trying to
nd a job, although whether a place exists for
them in the highly competitive job market
remains to be seen. Last in the series. (HD)
10.00 FIRST DATES Divorcees Shirlie and Dave get up
close and personal, Richard and Freya bond over a
shared love of musical theatre, and 33-year-old
mother Abi is looking for no less than James Bond.
11.05 GOGGLEBOX (10/12) Capturing the households
instant reactions to what they are watching on TV
from the comfort of their own sofas. (rpt)
12.05 SAS: Who Dares Wins (rpt) 1.05 Embarrassing Bodies (rpt)
2.00 Food Unwrapped (rpt) 2.25 Britains Nightmare New
Homes: Channel 4 Dispatches (rpt) 2.55 Unreported
World (rpt) 3.20 Four Rooms 4.15 Location, Location,
Location (rpt) (SL) 5.10 Deal Or No Deal (rpt) (HD)
CHANNEL 5
Shark Attack: Panic In Paradise, 8pm

6.00

(HD) 6.20 Lilys Driftwood Bay 6.30 Fireman Sam (rpt)
(HD) 6.40 Wissper 6.50 Peppa Pig (rpt) 6.55 Pip Ahoy!
Peppa Pig (rpt) 8.25 Peppa Pig (rpt) 8.35 Paw Patrol
(rpt) 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas (rpt) 9.00 Toot The Tiny
Tugboat (rpt) (HD) 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD) 11.20
FILM: Dear Santa (2011) Romantic comedy, starring Amy
Acker and David Haydn-Jones. 1.10 5 News Lunchtime
(HD) 1.15 Home And Away (HD) 1.45 Neighbours
(HD) 2.15 NCIS (rpt) 3.15 FILM: The Christmas Secret
(2014) Drama, starring Bethany Joy Lenz. (W) (HD)
5.00 5 News At 5 (HD) 5.30 Neighbours (rpt) (HD)
6.00 HOME AND AWAY Marilyn is discharged from

hospital, but tells John she is going home with Irene.
Charlotte writes a social-media update as Denny,
telling her friends she is in London. (rpt) (HD)
6.30 5 NEWS TONIGHT Latest headlines. (HD)
7.00 SECRETS OF GREAT BRITISH CASTLES (4/6)
Dan Jones heads to Gwynedd to explore the history
of Caernarfon Castle, the building of which began in
1283 on the orders of Edward I. He demonstrates
how the castles stone walls and strategically
designed towers repelled enemies, earning itself a
truly forbidding reputation, but its importance faded
at the end of the 15th Century when Henry Tudor
a Welshman made his way on to the English throne.
(rpt) Followed by 5 News Update (HD)
8.00 SHARK ATTACK: PANIC IN PARADISE
The story of a sustained series of unprecedented
shark attacks in Mexico in 2008, in the popular
tourist destination of Zihuatanejo on the Pacic
coast. Last in the series. Followed by 5 News Update
9.00 BEN FOGLE: NEW LIVES IN THE UK (2/5)
Ben travels to Wales to meet 61-year-old Emma
Orbach, who abandoned modern Britain and her
marriage to live in a mud hut deep in the countryside.
Followed by The Health Lottery Draw.
THE WILD GEESE (1978)
10.00
FILM British
mercenaries hired to free a political
prisoner from an African state are betrayed by their
employers. Action adventure, with Richard Burton.
12.35 SuperCasino 3.10 Ice Road Truckers (rpt) 4.00 Wildlife SOS
(rpt) (SL) 4.25 HouseBusters (rpt) 4.45 House Doctor (rpt)
(SL) 5.10 House Doctor (rpt) (SL) 5.35 House Doctor (rpt)
5+
5USA
6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 Neighbours 9.30 Home

and Away 10.00 Gilmore Girls 12.00noon My Wife
and Kids 1.00 Cowboy Builders 3.00 Neighbours 3.30
Home and Away 4.00 My Wife and Kids 5.00 Top 20
Funniest 5.55 Access 6.00 Neighbours. 6.30 Home and
Away 7.00 Top 20 Funniest 8.00 Teen Wolf 8.55 Access
9.00 Film: Waynes World (1992) (PG) 11.00 Greatest
Comedy Movies Moments 12.35am Top 20 Funniest 1.25
Psychopath: The Nazi Killer 2.30 Scrubs 2.55-3.00 Access
6.00am Teleshopping 7.00 Diagnosis Murder 7.50 Mr

& Mrs Murder 8.40 Film: Columbo: Ransom for a Dead
Man (1971) (PG) 10.40 Diagnosis Murder 11.40 Access
11.55 NCIS 1.50 Access 2.05 Film: Try to Remember
(2004) (PG) 4.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 5.00 CSI: Crime
Scene Investigation 6.00 CSI: NY 6.55 Access 7.00 NCIS
9.00 Law & Order 10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims
Unit 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 11.55 CSI: NY
12.55am CSI: Miami 1.55 Law & Order: Criminal Intent
THURSDAY
19 NOVEMBER 2015
ITV2 7.50am Coronation Street 8.20 Totally Bonkers
Guinness World Records 8.50 Dinner Date 9.50 Psych
10.40 Im a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! 12.10pm
Emmerdale 12.40 Coronation Street 1.15 Youve Been
Framed! 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 Jeremy Kyle Show 5.00
Youve Been Framed! 5.30 Im a Celebrity Get Me Out
of Here! 7.00 Xtra Factor 8.00 Two and a Half Men 9.00
Scorpion 10.05 Im a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here
Now! 11.05 Celebrity Juice 11.50 Safeword
ITV3 7.30am Murder, She Wrote 8.25 Where the Heart
Is 9.30 Judge Judy 10.55 A Touch of Frost 1.00pm
ITV4 7.50am Minder 8.50 Alias Smith and Jones 9.55
Gunsmoke 11.00 The Professionals 12.00noon The
Sweeney 1.00 Minder 2.00 Pawn Stars 2.55 Gunsmoke
4.00 Alias Smith and Jones 5.00 The Professionals 6.00
The Sweeney 7.00 Pawn Stars 8.00 Deals, Wheels and
Steals 9.00 Fifth Gear 10.00 Being Kevin Pietersen 11.00
Film: The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996,18) 1.25am Minder
Bride 9.00 Am I Sexist? Tyger Takes On 10.00 EastEnders
10.30 Rent a Cop 11.00 Family Guy 11.45 American
Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Rent a Cop
BBC FOUR 7.00pm World News Today, Weather
7.30 Top of the Pops: 1980 8.00 Amazon: Unnatural
Histories 9.00 Tankies: Tank Heroes of WWII 10.00
Detectorists 10.30 The Life of Rock with Brian Pern
11.00 Alexander Armstrongs Real Ripping Yarns
12.00midnight Nigel Slaters Icing on the Cake
SKY 1 8.00am RSPCA Animal Rescue 9.00 Harrow: A
Very British School 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 12.00noon
NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 3.00 Harrow: A
Very British School 4.00 Futurama 5.00 Modern Family
5.30 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Supergirl 9.00
Bring the Noise 10.00 Trollied 10.30 After Hours 11.00
NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00midnight Hawaii Five-0
9.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 10.00 The West Wing 11.00
Cold Case 12.00noon Without a Trace 1.00 Blue Bloods
2.00 Stargate Atlantis 3.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 4.00
The British 5.00 The West Wing 6.00 Without a Trace
7.00 Cold Case 8.00 Blue Bloods 9.00 The Last Panthers
10.00 Last Week Tonight with John Oliver 10.35
Southern Rites 12.20am Film: Requiem for the Dead (12)
Jingle All the Way 2 (U) 9.45 The Three Dogateers (PG)
11.30 Inherent Vice (15) 2.00pm Ex Machina (15) 4.00
Transformers: Age of Extinction Special 4.30 Jingle All the
Way 2 (U) 6.15 The Three Dogateers (2014,PG) 8.00
Ex Machina (2015,15) 10.00 Inherent Vice (2014,15)
12.30am Montana (2014,15) 2.25 Assassin (2014,15)
FILM4 11.00am A Lawless Street (U) 12.35pm Sabrina
(U) 2.50 The 300 Spartans (PG) 5.05 Earth vs the Flying
Saucers (U) 6.45 Starman (1984,PG) 9.00 The Hunger
Games (2012,12) 11.45 The Running Man (1987,18)
10.00 MacGyver 11.00 Star Trek 12.00noon Star Trek
1.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.00 Flashpoint 3.00
NCIS 4.00 Nash Bridges 5.00 JAG 6.00 Star Trek 7.00
NCIS 8.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 9.00 Ultimate
Force 10.05 Bad Girls 11.10 Walker, Texas Ranger
CBS REALITY 6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 Nowhere to
Hide 10.00 Hoarders 11.00 Unsolved Mysteries
12.00noon 48 Hours: Mystery 1.00 Judge Judy 3.00
SKY SPORTS 1 6.00am Football League Gold 7.00
WWE: Smackdown 8.00 Euro 2016 Qualifiers 8.30
Football Gold 9.00 Premier League Years 11.00 Time
of Our Lives 12.00noon Live Tennis: ATP World Tour
Finals 4.00 Sporting Rivalries 5.00 Euro 2016 Qualifiers
5.30 Barclays Premier League World 6.00 Live Tennis:
ATP World Tour Finals 10.00 ATP Tour Uncovered
10.30 Klitschko v Fury: The Gloves Are Off 11.00 Live
NFL Pre-Gameshow 1.25am Live NFL. Jacksonville
Jaguars v Tennessee Titans (Kick-off 1.25am).
BBC 1
Have I Got News For You, 9.35pm

6.00
Breakfast (T) (W) (HD) 9.15 The Wanted (T) (W) (HD)
10.00 Homes Under The Hammer (rpt) (T) 11.00 The
Housing Enforcers (T) (W) (HD) 11.30 Neighbourhood
Blues (rpt) (T) (HD) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (rpt) (W) (HD)
1.00 BBC News, (T) Weather (W) 1.30 Local News, (T)
Weather (W) 1.45 Doctors (T) (HD) 2.15 The Coroner
(T) (HD) 3.00 Escape To The Country (T) (W) 3.45 Len
And Ainsleys Big Food Adventure (T) (W) (HD) 4.30
Flog It! (rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 5.15 Pointless (rpt) (T) (W)

6.30 LOCAL NEWS, WEATHER Regional stories. (T)
7.00 THE ONE SHOW Alex Jones presents the nal
show of the week, featuring a mix of guests and
stories about people in extraordinary circumstances.
7.30 CITIZEN KHAN (3/7) Shazia and Amjad nd it hard
to cope as their baby is struggling to sleep during the
night, so Mr Khan books a weekend away for them.
8.00 EASTENDERS A fuming Roxy confronts Ronnie,
determined to get to the bottom of what happened
to Charlie, while Mick tries to win Linda back round.
8.30 ADELE AT THE BBC In a one-off special, the
singer-songwriter is joined by her band to perform
classic tracks, as well as songs from her new album
25. In between numbers, Adele talks to Graham
Norton about her career and life and she also gets up
close and personal with some of her biggest fans. (T)
9.35 HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU (7/11)
Victoria Coren Mitchell hosts the satirical current
affairs quiz, joined by team captains Paul Merton and
Ian Hislop with panellist Jacob Rees-Mogg. (T) (W)
10.40 THE GRAHAM NORTON SHOW Tom Hanks
talks about his role in new Spielberg thriller Bridge Of
Spies. Plus, banter with comedian David Walliams
and Doctor Who star Peter Capaldi. (T) (W) (HD)
11.25 NEW JOSH (1/6) Sitcom following Josh, his
SERIES atmates Kate and Owen, and their
annoying landlord, Geoff. (T) (W) (HD)
11.55 JOSH (2/6) Josh goes on a date with Lily, who used to
be the hottest girl in school. (T) (HD) Followed by
Weather For The Week Ahead. (T) (W) (HD)
12.30 BBC News. Latest national and international headlines. (T)
BBC 2
Great Continental Railway Journeys, 9pm

6.15
Len And Ainsleys Big Food Adventure (rpt) (T) (HD)

7.00 Neighbourhood Blues (rpt) (T) (W) 7.45 Junior
Bake Off (T) (HD) 8.15 Sign Zone: Pound Shop Wars
(rpt) 8.45 Sign Zone: Great British Menu (rpt) (T) (W)
9.15 Victoria Derbyshire (T) 11.00 BBC News (T) (W)
(HD) 12.00 Daily Politics (T) (W) 1.00 Michel Rouxs
Service (rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 2.00 Live Tennis: ATP World
Tour Finals. Sue Barker presents coverage from day six at
the O2 in London. (T) (W) (HD) 4.45 Kangaroo Dundee
(rpt) (T) (HD) 5.15 Antiques Roadshow (rpt) (T) (W)
6.00 STRICTLY COME DANCING IT TAKES

TWO (40/60) Gethin Jones chats to some of the
participants as they prepare to perform in Blackpool,
while back in the studio Zoe invites fans to deliver
their verdicts on the couples progress. (T) (W) (HD)
Legendary double act Tommy Cannon and Bobby
Ball hit the antiques trail, assisted by experts
Christina Trevanion and Paul Laidlaw. (T) (W) (HD)
8.00 MASTERMIND (15/31) John Humphrys poses
questions on specialist subjects Vincent van Gogh,
Burnley FC, the Thirty Years War and the Tom
Kirk novels by James Twining. (T) (W) (HD)
8.30 AN ISLAND PARISH: FALKLANDS As Easter
week arrives, Reverend Richard lends a hand in
preparing the hot cross buns, while Steve Massam
puts the nishing touches to his bronze bust. (T) (W)
9.00 GREAT CONTINENTAL RAILWAY
JOURNEYS (5/6) Michael Portillo ventures deep
into the Black Forest, and a masterclass in carving
cuckoo clocks demonstrates how Germanys
reputation for making quality goods was established.
10.00 QI (5/16) Panellists Sandi Toksvig, Aisling Bea, Susan
Calman and regular participant are tasked to navigate
the tricky topic of mathematics. (T) (W) (HD)
10.30 NEWSNIGHT Analysis of the days events,
presented by Evan Davis. (T) (W) (HD)
11.00 ARTSNIGHT EDMUND DE WAAL (15/30)
Artist Edmund De Waal explores the theme of
memory and art. (T) (HD) Followed by Weather. (T)
(1973) Terrence Malicks
11.35
FILM BADLANDS
1950s-set crime drama, starring Martin
Sheen, Sissy Spacek, Warren Oates and Ramon Bieri.
1.05
Sign Zone: Question Time (rpt) (SL) (T) 2.05 Sign Zone:
Class Of 92: Out Of Their League (rpt) (SL) (T) (W) 3.05
This Is BBC Two. Programme previews. (T) (W) (HD)
IT V
Ginos Italian Escape Islands In The Sun, 8pm

6.00

Morning (W) (HD) 12.30 Loose Women. Presented by
Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford. (W) (HD) 1.30
ITV News, Weather (W) 1.55 Local News, Weather (W)
2.00 Judge Rinder (W) (HD) 3.00 Pick Me! (W) (HD)
3.59 ITV Local Weather (W) 4.00 Tipping Point. Hosted
by Ben Shephard. (rpt) (W) (HD) 5.00 The Chase.
Quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh. (W) (HD)

7.00 EMMERDALE Ashley cannot bring himself to tell
Harriet about his condition, and chooses to split up
with her instead. Zak and Joanie go to a party, but
tension unexpectedly develops between them. (W)
7.30 CORONATION STREET While Simon begs
Leanne not to leave him at No. 1, Kate accuses Aidan
of exploitation, and Eileen is confused when Michael
goes the extra mile for a cab customer. (W) (HD)
8.00 GINOS ITALIAN ESCAPE ISLANDS IN
THE SUN (2/6) Chef Gino DAcampo heads into
the mountains of Sardinia to see how simple food
and the landscape contribute to the health and
longevity of the people living there. (W) (HD)
8.30 CORONATION STREET As Leanne struggles
without Simon, Carla and Michelle try to talk Kate
into giving the job another chance, while Michael
continues to help a customer. Elsewhere, Beth gives
Craig and Caitlin a talk about the birds and bees. (W)
The highs and lows from the past 24 hours in the
Australian jungle, where another group of celebrities
have left the sumptuous trappings of fame behind to
face the rigours of tough daily challenges. Ant and
Dec reveal how they have been getting on and
announce this years live Bushtucker Trial. (W) (HD)
11.15
EIGER SANCTION (1975)
FILM THE
An art professor who once worked as an
assassin is blackmailed into returning to his old career
to eliminate a spy. Action adventure, directed by
and starring Clint Eastwood. With George Kennedy,
Jack Cassidy and Vonetta McGee. (W) (HD)
1.30
Jackpot247. Live interactive gaming. (W) 3.00 The Jeremy

Kyle Show USA (rpt) (SL) 3.40 ITV Nightscreen (HD)
REGIONAL VARIATIONS
BBC1 SCOTLAND As BBC1 except: 7.30-8.00 Landward 11.25
Citizen Khan 11.55 Josh 12.25 Josh 1.00-6.00 BBC News
BBC1 NORTHERN IRELAND As BBC1 except: 6.55-7.00 Party
Political Broadcast 10.40 The Blame Game 11.10 The Graham
Norton Show 11.55 Josh 12.25 Josh 12.55-6.00 BBC News
7.00 Sport Wales 7.30-8.30 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip
BBC2 NORTHERN IRELAND As BBC2 except: 11.35 Dominic
Sandbrook: Let Us Entertain You. Dominic Sandbrook explores
how British post-war culture demonstrates the same anxieties as
Victorian Britain. 12.35 The VW Emissions Scandal Panorama
ITV CENTRAL As ITV except: 3.59-4.00 Local Weather 6.00-6.30

Local News. Latest headlines from around the Central region.
ITV TYNE TEES As ITV except: 3.59-4.00 Local Weather. Latest
forecast. 6.00-6.30 Local News. Stories of interest to the region.
ITV GRANADA As ITV except: 3.59-4.00 Local Weather. Latest
headlines. 6.00-6.30 Local News. Latest headlines from the region.
ITV WALES As ITV WEST except: 3.59-4.00 Local Weather. Latest
forecast. 6.00-6.30 ITV News Wales at Six. Latest regional headlines.
S4C 7.00 Cyw: Cymylaubychain 7.10 Guto Gwningen 7.25 Stiw
7.35 Marcaroni 7.50 Ti Fi a Cyw 8.00 Lliw a Llun 8.05 Wibli Sochyn
y Mochyn 8.15 Bob y Bildar 8.30 Dwylor Enfys 8.45 Cwm Teg
8.50 Wmff 9.00 Tili ai Ffrindiau 9.10 Tomos ai Ffrindiau 9.25 Popir
Gath 9.35 Bach a Mawr 9.45 Y Brodyr Coala 10.00 Bobi Jac 10.10
Heulwen a Lleu 10.20 Y Dywysoges Fach 10.30 Sbridiri 10.50 Sara
a Cwac 11.00 Cymylaubychain 11.10 Guto Gwningen 11.25 Stiw
11.35 Marcaroni 11.50 Ti Fi a Cyw 12.00 Lliw a Llun 12.05 Wibli
Sochyn y Mochyn 12.15 Bob y Bildar 12.30 Dwylor Enfys 12.45
Cwm Teg 12.50 Wmff 1.00 Newyddion 1.05 Heno 1.30 Ffermio
2.00 Prynhawn Da 2.55 Newyddion 3.00 Ar y Dibyn 4.00 Awr Fawr
5.00 Stwnsh: Tag 5.40 Larfa 5.45 Gwboi a Twm Twm 5.55 Ffeil 6.00
Pobol y Cwm 6.25 Newyddion 6.30 Arfordir Cymru: Llyn 7.00
Heno 7.55 Dyma Fi 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 8.25 Dyma Fi 8.30 Becws
9.00 Newyddion 9.30 Sam ar y Sgrin 10.00 Stiwdio Gefn 10.30
Fferm Ffactor: Brwydr y Ffermwyr 11.30 Neb yn Gwybod Dim Byd
CHANNEL 4
TFI Friday, 8pm

6.00

11.30 Come Dine With Me (rpt) 12.00 Channel 4 News
(HD) 12.05 Come Dine With Me (rpt) 12.35 Come
Dine With Me (rpt) 1.10 Benchmark (HD) 2.10 Deal Or
No Deal 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Homes By The Sea 5.00
6.00 THE SIMPSONS (14/23) When Bart fails to hand in

his homework, Homer and Marge receive a letter
from the school prompting their scheming son to
play his parents against each other. (rpt) (HD)
6.30 HOLLYOAKS The McQueens are given an update
on Pete by DS Drake, while Mac tells his children
that he has set a date to marry Neeta and Ellie is
determined that the wedding will not go ahead. (HD)
7.30 UNREPORTED WORLD (7/8) Reporter Marcel
Theroux visits South Korea to investigate the scandal
that has resulted in hundreds of modern-day slaves,
many of whom have learning disabilities. (HD)
8.00 TFI FRIDAY Chris Evans hosts the lively
entertainment show mixing music and chat
with stunts and skits, with guests including Mark
Ronson, ELO, Hozier and Disclosure. (HD)
9.00 GOGGLEBOX (11/12) The nations favourite
armchair critics share their opinions on what
they have been watching during the week. The
programme captures their instant reactions and
discussions. Narrated by Caroline Aherne.
10.00 ALAN CARR: CHATTY MAN (11/16)
Danny Dyer talks about his book The World
According To Danny Dyer: Life Lessons From The
East End, while Josh Widdicombe discusses his BBC
sitcom, and Rita Ora drops in for a chat. (HD)
11.05 FIRST DATES Divorcees Shirlie and Dave get up
close and personal, Richard and Freya bond over a
shared love of theatre, and 33-year-old mother Abi
is looking for no less than James Bond. (rpt) (HD)
12.05 Rude Tube (HD) 1.00 FILM: The Man With The Iron Fists
(2012) Martial arts adventure, starring RZA. (W) (HD) 2.35
Supernatural (HD) 3.25 Four Rooms (HD) 4.20 Location,
Location, Location (rpt) (SL) 5.20 Hughs 3 Good Things:
Best Bites (rpt) (HD) 5.25 Deal Or No Deal (rpt) (HD)
CHANNEL 5
Ice Road Truckers, 8pm

6.00

6.20 Lilys Driftwood Bay 6.30 Fireman Sam (rpt) 6.40
Wissper 6.50 Peppa Pig (rpt) 6.55 Pip Ahoy! (rpt) 7.10
Little Princess (rpt) 7.20 Bob The Builder (HD) 7.35
Thomas & Friends (rpt) 7.50 Noddy In Toyland (rpt)
8.00 Ben And Hollys Little Kingdom (rpt) 8.15 Peppa
Pig (rpt) 8.35 Paw Patrol (rpt) 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas
(rpt) 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat (rpt) 9.15 The Wright
Stuff (HD) 11.25 FILM: A Fairytale Christmas (2013)
Romantic drama, starring C Thomas Howell. (HD) 1.10
5 News Lunchtime (HD) 1.15 Home And Away 1.45
Neighbours (HD) 2.15 NCIS (rpt) 3.15 FILM: Will You
Merry Me? (2008) Comedy, starring Tommy Lioutas. (W)
(HD) 5.00 5 News At 5 (HD) 5.30 Neighbours (rpt)
6.00 HOME AND AWAY Marilyn pretends she

remembers John, but Irene is not fooled by the
charade and forces her to admit the truth, while
Tank takes Evelyn to meet his friends. (rpt) (HD)
7.00 NEW UKS STRONGEST MAN 2015 (1/5)
SERIES Action from the annual contest, held in
Belfast. Four-time champion Eddie Hall was looking
to land the coveted title for an unprecedented fth
consecutive year. (HD) Followed by 5 News Update.
8.00 ICE ROAD TRUCKERS (3/12) The cyclone nally
arrives and the drivers risk their lives by braving
driving snow and winds that obscure their visibility,
including Lisa on a new route towards Big Trout Lake
in Ontario. (HD) Followed by 5 News Update. (HD)
9.00 NCIS: NEW ORLEANS (22/24) LaSalles family life
seriously affects his work, when his brother Cade
nds the body of his girlfriend Wendy in the boot of
his car. (HD) Followed by The Health Lottery draw.
10.00 NCIS (21/24) The team must ascertain whether the
murder of a Navy ofcer was the result of a bar ght
or because he knew too much information. (HD)
10.55 NCIS: LOS ANGELES (9/24) Part one of two.
The team searches for a book containing top-secret
information, which has been stolen from the
personal effects of a murdered antiques dealer. (HD)
11.55 ACCESS Showbiz news and gossip. (HD)
12.00 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.10 Autopsy:
The Last Hours Of George Best (rpt) (HD) 4.00 Inside
Holloway Prison (rpt) (HD) 4.45 House Doctor (rpt) (SL)
5.10 House Doctor (rpt) (SL) 5.35 House Doctor (rpt) (SL)
5+
5USA

1.00 Cowboy Builders 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home
and Away 4.00 My Wife and Kids 5.00 Top 20 Funniest
5.55 Access 6.00 Neighbour 6.30 Home and Away 7.00
Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 8.00 The Nightmare
Neighbour Next Door 9.00 Film: Layer Cake (2004) (15)
Crime thriller. 11.15 Film: Death Sentence (2007) (18)
Revenge thriller. 1.25am Top 20 Funniest 2.25 Jackass
6.00am Teleshopping 7.00 Diagnosis Murder 7.50 Mr &

Mrs Murder 8.40 Film: Columbo Goes to College (1991)
(PG) 10.40 Diagnosis Murder 11.40 Access 11.55 NCIS
12.50pm NCIS 1.50 Access 2.00 Film: Well Meet Again
(2002) (12) 4.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 5.00 CSI: Crime Scene
Investigation 6.00 CSI: NY 6.55 Access 7.00 NCIS 8.00
NCIS 9.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent 10.00 Law &
Order: Criminal Intent 11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims
Unit 11.55 CSI: NY 12.55am CSI: Cyber 1.55 CSI: Miami
FRIDAY
20 NOVEMBER 2015
ITV2 6.35am Psych 7.20 Emmerdale 8.20 Totally
Bonkers Guinness World Records 8.50 Dinner Date 9.50
Psych 10.40 Im a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!
11.45 Youve Been Framed! 12.10pm Emmerdale 1.15
Youve Been Framed! 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy
Kyle Show 6.00 Im a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!
7.00 Youve Been Framed! 7.30 Totally Youve Been
Framed! 8.15 Film: The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
(12) 10.30 Im a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here Now!
11.30 Celebrity Juice 12.20am Two and a Half Men
12.00noon The Sweeney 1.00 Minder 2.00 Pawn Stars
2.55 Gunsmoke 4.00 Alias Smith and Jones 5.00 The
Professionals 6.00 The Sweeney 7.00 Pawn Stars 8.00
The Car Chasers 9.00 River Monsters 10.00 Film: The
Long Kiss Goodnight (18) 12.25am Ax Men 1.25 Minder
Bride 9.00 Russell Howards Good News 9.30 Rent a
Cop 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howards Good
News Extra 11.15 Family Guy 12.00midnight
American Dad! 12.25 Family Guy 12.45 Rent a Cop
BBC FOUR 7.00pm World News Today, Weather 7.30
Pappanos Classical Voices 9.30 Mercury Prize Live 2015
10.30 Mercury Prize Winners at the BBC 11.35 Totally
British: 70s Rock n Roll 1.30am Storyville: Orion The
Man Who Would be King 2.50 Kings of Rock n Roll
SKY 1 6.00am The Dog Whisperer 7.00 Monkey
Life 8.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue 9.00 Harrow: A Very
British School 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 12.00noon NCIS:
Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 3.00 Harrow: A Very
British School 4.00 Futurama 5.00 Modern Family 5.30
Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Gordonstoun: A
Different Class 9.00 A League of Their Own 10.00
Duck Quacks Dont Echo 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles
9.00 Star Trek 10.00 The West Wing 11.00 Cold Case
12.00noon Without a Trace 1.00 Blue Bloods 2.00
Stargate Atlantis 3.00 Star Trek 4.00 The British 5.00
The West Wing 6.00 Without a Trace 7.00 Cold Case
8.00 Blue Bloods 10.00 Last Panthers 11.00 The Wire
Steve Jobs Special 8.30 The Three Dogateers (PG)
10.15 Honour (15) 12.15pm Spectre Special 12.45
The Opposite Sex (15) 2.30 The Three Dogateers (PG)
4.15 The Wedding Ringer (15) 6.00 Honour (15) 8.00
The Wedding Ringer (15) 10.00 Fifty Shades of Grey
(2015,18) 12.15am The Opposite Sex (2014,15)
FILM4 11.00am Lover Come Back (PG) 1.10pm
Buchanan Rides Alone (U) 2.50 Hell Below Zero (U)
4.40 Tea with Mussolini (PG) 7.00 Run Fat Boy Run (12)
9.00 Battleship (2012,12) 11.35 End of Days (1999,18)
Nine 9.00 Ultimate Force 10.05 Bad Girls 11.10 Walker,
Texas Ranger 12.10am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
CBS REALITY 6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 48 Hours:
Mystery 10.00 Hoarders 11.00 Unsolved Mysteries
12.00noon 48 Hours: Mystery 1.00 Judge Judy 3.00
SKY SPORTS 1 6.45am Football Gold 7.00 WWE
Main Event 8.00 La Liga Show 8.30 Barclays Premier
League World 9.00 NFL 10.00 Premier League Years
12.00noon Live Tennis: ATP World Tour Finals 4.00 NFL
5.00 Game Changers 5.30 Fight Night Preview 6.00 The
Fantasy Football Club 7.00 FL72 Live. Middlesbrough
v Queens Park Rangers (Kick-off 7.45pm). 10.15 Fight
Night Preview 10.45 The Fantasy Football Club 11.45
Premier League Preview 12.15am Football Gold
BBC 1
Casualty, 9pm
6.00
Breakfast (T) (W) (HD) 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live (T)

(W) (HD) 11.30 Simply Nigella (rpt) (T) (W) (HD)
12.00 BBC News, (T) Weather (W) (HD) 12.10
Football Focus (T) (W) (HD) 12.50 Saturday Sportsday
(T) (W) (HD) 1.00 Bargain Hunt (rpt) (T) (W) 2.00 Live
Tennis: ATP World Tour Finals. The semi-finals at the O2
in London. (T) (W) (HD) 4.00 Final Score (T) (W) (HD)
5.10 Now You See It (T) (W) 5.40 BBC News (T) (W)
(HD) 5.50 Local News, (T) Weather (W)
6.00 POINTLESS CELEBRITIES Alexander Armstrong

and Richard Osman present a star-studded version
of the unorthodox general knowledge quiz. (T) (W)
6.50 STRICTLY COME DANCING (10/14)
The pro-celebrity contest leaves the connes of the
studio for its annual trip to Blackpool, where the
eight remaining couples are given a chance to show of
their latest routines in a programme broadcast live
from the famous Tower Ballroom. As ever, Tess Daly
and Claudia Winkleman present as judges Len
Goodman, Darcey Bussell, Bruno Tonioli and Craig
Revel Horwood deliver their verdicts on the various
performances, and with the grand nal now only one
month away, the stakes will be higher than ever. (T)
8.10 DOCTOR WHO (10/12) The Doctor and Clara
are reunited with Rigsy, the pudding brained
gratti artist who gained the Time Lords respect by
helping him face off an invasion by inter-dimensional
beings known as the Boneless in Bristol. (T)
9.00 CASUALTY (12/43) Iain dismisses Dixies concerns
about Jess as mere jealousy. Cal panics when baby
Matilda develops a rash, and guilt begins to eat away
at Lily following Alicias departure. (T) (W) (HD)
9.50 THE NATIONAL LOTTERY LIVE
The all-important numbers. (T) (W) (HD)
10.00 BBC NEWS, (T) WEATHER (W) (HD)
10.20 MATCH OF THE DAY Gary Lineker presents
highlights of Premier League matches, including
Manchester City v Liverpool at the Etihad Stadium
and Watford v Manchester United at Vicarage Road.
Followed by National Lottery Update. (T) (W)
11.50 THE APPRENTICE (7/12) The off duty candidates
are interrupted by Lord Sugar, who gives them the
challenge of opening a discount store and turning
products into prot within two days. (rpt) (T) (W)
(HD) Followed by Weather For The Week Ahead.
12.55 BBC News. National and international headlines. (T) (W)
BBC 2
The Help, 9.45pm

6.00
NFL Highlights (T) (W) 6.45 FILM: The Hunchback Of

Notre Dame (1939) Medieval drama, starring Charles
Laughton. (T) 8.35 FILM: Sinbad The Sailor (1947) The
fearless Arabian adventurer sets sail to find the lost
treasure of Alexander the Great on a remote island.
Swashbuckling adventure, with Douglas Fairbanks Jr and
Maureen OHara. (T) 10.30 Animal Park (rpt) (T) (W)
11.00 Ronnies Animal Crackers (rpt) (T) (W) 11.30
Ronnies Animal Crackers (rpt) (T) (W) 12.00 My Life
On A Plate (rpt) (T) (W) 12.45 Len And Ainsleys Big
Food Adventure (rpt) (T) (W) 1.30 Terry And Masons
Great Food Trip (rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 2.00 Terry And
Masons Great Food Trip (rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 2.25 Child
Stars Talking Pictures (T) (W) 3.10 FILM: In Search Of
The Castaways (1962) Childrens adventure, starring
Hayley Mills. (T) (W) 4.45 Escape To The Continent
(rpt) (T) (W) 5.45 The Great Pottery Throw Down (rpt)
6.45 FLOG IT! People are invited to try to make money

out of their antiques by taking a risk at auction. (rpt)
7.30 GREAT CONTINENTAL RAILWAY
JOURNEYS Michael Portillo ventures onto the
European rail network to take journeys from George
Bradshaws publication Continental Guide. (rpt)
8.30 DADS ARMY Classic comedy with the Home
Guard during the Second World War, starring Arthur
Lowe, John Le Mesurier and Ian Lavender. (rpt) (T)
9.00 QI XL (5/16) Stephen Fry hosts an extended edition
of the comedy panel show, in which correctness
and even intelligence go out of the window, in favour
of answers the host nds most interesting. This
time, Sandi Toksvig, Aisling Bea, Susan Calman
and regular panellist Alan Davies navigate the
topic of mathematics. (T) (W) (HD)
HELP (2011) An aspiring journalist
9.45
FILM THE
returns to her Mississippi home in the 1960s
and begins documenting the lives of black servants
working for wealthy white families. Her project
brings the communitys household staff together,
but creates controversy among their employers.
Drama based on Kathryn Stocketts novel, starring
Emma Stone, Viola Davis, Bryce Dallas Howard
and an Oscar-winning Octavia Spencer. (T) (W)
12.00 FILM: The Painted Veil (2006) An English doctors wife in
1920s China has an affair with a politician. When her
husband finds out, he plots revenge by forcing her to
accompany him on a mercy mission to a remote
disease-ravaged village. Period drama, starring Edward
Norton and Naomi Watts. (T) (W) 1.55 This Is BBC Two
IT V
Field Of Dreams, 3.45pm

6.00
CITV: Bottom Knocker Street (rpt) 6.10 Bottom

Knocker Street (rpt) 6.25 Bottom Knocker Street (rpt)
6.35 Dino Dan: Treks Adventures (rpt) 6.50 Dino
Dan: Treks Adventures (rpt) 7.00 Signed Stories (rpt)
7.05 Oddbods (rpt) (W) 7.10 Sooty (rpt) 7.25 Super 4
(rpt) (W) 7.40 Adventure Time 8.00 Marvel Avengers
Assemble (W) 8.30 Thunderbirds Are Go 9.00 Jessie
9.25 ITV News 9.30 Murder, She Wrote (rpt) 10.30
The Jeremy Kyle Show (rpt) 11.30 ITV News, Weather
11.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show (rpt) 12.45 The Jeremy
Kyle Show (rpt) 1.45 Judge Rinder (rpt) 2.45 Doc
Martin (rpt) 3.45 FILM: Field Of Dreams (1989) Baseball
fantasy, with Kevin Costner. 5.45 Local News, Weather

6.15 CATCHPHRASE Stephen Mulhern hosts the
gameshow in which three contestants guess the
familiar phrases hidden in animated clues, before
one of them plays to win 50,000. (W) (HD)
7.00 THE CHASE: CELEBRITY SPECIAL
Louise Hazel, Joel Dommett, Sinitta and Les Dennis
team up to take part in the quiz show. (W) (HD)
8.00 THE X FACTOR Caroline Flack and Olly Murs
present as the remaining would-be stars face their
fourth live show. With casualties already having
occured in Cheryl Fernandez-Versinis Groups and
Simon Cowells Overs, the pressure is continuing to
increase for the contestants, who once again take to
the stage to perform in front of the judges and the
viewing public. Tomorrows show will see yet
another act eliminated following a tense sing-off. (W)
Ant and Dec present the celebrity survival challenge,
as the famous faces continue their ordeal in the
Australian jungle, struggling to complete the tough
daily tasks and dreaded Bushtucker Trials. (W) (HD)
10.55 THE JONATHAN ROSS SHOW The host
subjects another batch of celebrity guests to
no-holds-barred questioning. Plus, musical
performances by A-list bands and solo artists.
11.55 PIERS MORGANS LIFE STORIES: PETER
ANDRE (4/5) The singer discusses his career and
personal life, revealing how he fought depression and
his feelings on seeing his children with a boyfriend of
Katie Price. First shown in 2011. (rpt) (W) (HD)
12.55 Jackpot247. Live interactive gaming. (W) 3.00 Show Me
The Telly (rpt) (SL) (W) (HD) 3.50 ITV Nightscreen (HD)
REGIONAL VARIATIONS
BBC1 SCOTLAND As BBC1 except: 4.00-5.10 Sportscene
Results. All the results and news from todays matches.
BBC1 NORTHERN IRELAND As BBC1 except: 5.00-5.10 Final
Score from Northern Ireland. A round-up of the days action.
BBC2 SCOTLAND As BBC2 except: 4.45 TBA 5.00 The Great
Pottery Throw Down 6.00 Erpa (European Current Affairs)
6.30 Great Continental Railway Journeys 7.30 Dads Army. Classic
comedy with the Home Guard during the Second World War,
starring Arthur Lowe. 8.00-9.00 How Scotland Works
BBC2 NORTHERN IRELAND As BBC2 except: 12.00 The
Conference 1.00 My Life on a Plate 1.45-2.25 Len and Ainsleys
Big Food Adventure 7.30 Trish Deseines Doorstep Food 8.00-8.30

Minding Our Language. With Tim McGarry. 9.00 The Blame Game.
Comedy show, hosted by Tim McGarry. 9.30-9.45 Late License
ITV WESTCOUNTRY As ITV except: 11.44-11.45 Local Weather
5.45-6.00 Local News. Headlines. 10.54-10.55 Local Weather
ITV ANGLIA As ITV except: 11.44-11.45 Local Weather 5.45-6.00
Local News. Headlines and sport. 10.54-10.55 Local Weather
ITV YORKSHIRE As ITV except: 11.44-11.45 Local Weather
ITV TYNE TEES As ITV except: 11.44-11.45 Local Weather
ITV GRANADA As ITV except: 11.44-11.45 Local Weather

ITV BORDER As ITV except: 11.44-11.45 Local Weather
ITV WEST As ITV except: 11.44-11.45 Local Weather 5.45-6.00
Local News. Headlines and sport. 10.54-10.55 Local Weather
ITV WALES As ITV WEST except: 11.44-11.45 Local Weather
S4C 6.00 Cyw 8.00 Stwnsh Sadwrn 10.00 Tag 10.45 DNA Cymru
11.45 Llefydd Sanctaidd 12.15 Cefn Gwlad 12.45 Ffermio 1.15
Babi Del: Ward Geni 1.45 Arfordir Cymru: Llyn 2.15 3 Lle 2.45
Eisteddfod Ffermwyr Ifanc Cymru 2015 4.45 Sgorio 7.15 Newyddion
a Chwaraeon 7.30-12.30 Eisteddfod Ffermwyr Ifanc Cymru 2015
CHANNEL 4
Red 2, 9pm
6.15
How I Met Your Mother (rpt) (HD) 6.40 How I Met

Your Mother (rpt) (HD) 7.05 The Grid (HD) 7.30 The
Grid (HD) 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (rpt) 8.25
Everybody Loves Raymond (rpt) 9.00 The Morning Line
(HD) 10.00 Frasier (rpt) 10.30 Frasier (rpt) 11.00 The
Big Bang Theory (HD) 11.30 The Big Bang Theory (HD)
11.55 The Big Bang Theory (HD) 12.25 The Simpsons
(rpt) (HD) 1.00 The Simpsons (rpt) (HD) 1.30 Channel
4 Racing. Live coverage. (HD) 4.00 Come Dine With Me
(rpt) (HD) 4.25 Come Dine With Me (rpt) 5.00 Come
CHANNEL 5
Football League Tonight, 9pm

6.00
Milkshake! Peppa Pig (rpt) 6.05 Bananas In Pyjamas

(rpt) 6.20 Bob The Builder (rpt) 6.30 Tickety Toc (rpt)
6.45 Milkshake! Monkey (rpt) 6.50 Make Way For
Noddy (rpt) 7.00 Paw Patrol (rpt) 7.15 Little Princess
(rpt) 7.35 Pip Ahoy! (rpt) 7.45 Blaze And The Monster
Machines 8.15 Ben And Hollys Little Kingdom (rpt)
8.30 Wanda And The Alien (rpt) 8.40 Tobys Travelling
Circus (rpt) 8.55 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 9.30 The
Saturday Show 11.30 Funniest Fails, Falls And Flops (rpt)
12.00 FILM: My Santa (2013) 1.40 FILM: Snowed In At
Rosemont (2015) Premiere. Drama, starring Ayla Kell.
3.30 FILM: Christmas Mail (2010) 5.15 FILM: Naughty
Or Nice (2004) Drama, starring George Lopez. (HD)
6.00 COME DINE WITH ME (5/70) Hairdresser Nigel

Womack hosts the nal dinner party in East
Lancashire, hoping his romantic evening will
impress his guests. He aims to create an amorous
mood among his diners, and also sings a song. (rpt)
7.00 NEW THE WORLDS WEIRDEST WEATHER
SERIES More unusual natural phenomena, including
freak hailstorms in the desert, deadly rain bombs,
underwater volcanoes that effect the weather on the
surface, lakes that it is possible to walk across, and
rain-carved rock. Previously seen on More4. (HD)
8.00 GRAND DESIGNS: HOUSE OF THE YEAR
(3/4) Kevin McCloud reveals ve more candidates
vying to be crowned RIBA House of the Year 2015,
including a luxurious city home complete with a
basement swimming pool, a concrete and brick
open-plan house in Liverpool, and a geometric
homestead in Northern Ireland. Plus, a
Hollywood-inspired pad in North London, and
a modernist villa in North Wales. (rpt) (HD)
9.00
2 (2013) Premiere. Former CIA agent
FILM RED
Frank Moses reunites his squad of retired
operatives for a vital mission. A devastatingly
powerful new weapon has been stolen, and it falls to
Franks team to retrieve it which means facing lethal
assassins, terrorists and corrupt government ofcials
out to steal the device. Action thriller sequel, starring
Bruce Willis, Helen Mirren and John Malkovich. (W)
11.20 TFI FRIDAY Chris Evans hosts the lively
entertainment show mixing music and chat with
stunts and skits, with guests including Mark Ronson,
ELO, Hozier and Disclosure. (rpt) (HD)
6.55 POLICE INTERCEPTORS (9/10) Justin Moftt and

Paul Faulkner chase down a gang of suspected car
thieves, while it takes seven ofcers to stop a violent
thief who tries to sink his teeth into them.
Elsewhere, Jimmy Grieves tries to nd out what
has happened to a man with a bloodied face. (rpt)
7.55 5 NEWS WEEKEND The days headlines. (HD)
Paul Bohill and Phil Short must deal with a negligent
tenant who ed upon their arrival, forcing the agents
to set a trap in order to evict him. Meanwhile,
Brian OShaughnessy and Kevin Stokes chase a debt
of 5,000 in Kent, before heading to Stokes to
recover 11,000 owed by the owner a bespoke
furniture business. Plus, Paul and Steve Pinners
patience is tested to the limit when they are sent to
carry out an eviction in London. (rpt) (HD)
9.00 FOOTBALL LEAGUE TONIGHT Kelly Cates
and George Riley present highlights of the weekends
top matches. In the Championship, Leeds United
hosted manager Steve Evans former club
Rotherham United and Middlesbrough took on
Queens Park Rangers at the Riverside Stadium. Plus,
a round-up of the action from Leagues One and
Two, discussion on the main talking points, and
interviews with a selection of players and managers.
Includes The Health Lottery draw at 9.55pm
10.25
(1994) A soldier and an
FILM STARGATE
Egyptologist travel through a mysterious
portal to a distant alien planet where they battle a
tyrant. Sci- adventure, starring Kurt Russell. (HD)
12.20 Fargo (rpt) (HD) 1.20 Alan Carr: Chatty Man (rpt) (HD)
2.15 Hollyoaks (rpt) (SL) (HD) 4.20 TBA 5.10 TBA 5.20
TBA 5.25 Deal Or No Deal. Gameshow. (rpt) (HD)
12.40 SuperCasino 3.10 BAMMA: Night Of Champions (HD)

5.00 Chinese Food In Minutes (rpt) 5.15 Make It Big (rpt)
(SL) 5.40 Angels Of Jarm (rpt) (SL) 5.50 Angels Of Jarm (rpt)
5+
5USA
6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 Access 9.05 Scrubs. Back-toback episodes. 1.50pm Film: Big Mommas: Like Father,
Like Son (2011) (PG) Comedy. 3.55 Film: Willow (1988)
(PG) Fantasy adventure. 6.30 Film: The Fifth Element
(1997) (PG) Sci-fi adventure, starring Bruce Willis. 9.00
Film: The Book of Eli (2010) (15) Action adventure,
starring Denzel Washington. 11.20 Film: Fight Club (1999)
(18) Drama, starring Brad Pitt. 2.05am American Horror
Story: Murder House 3.00-6.00 Teleshopping
6.00am Teleshopping 7.00 My Name Is Earl 7.25

Cimarron Strip 8.50 Film: Gun for a Coward (1956)
(PG) 10.35 Film: The Alamo (1960) (PG) 1.55pm Film:
Seminole Uprising (1955) (U) 3.25 Film: Seven Ways from
Sundown (1960) (U) 5.10 Film: Canyon Passage (1946)
(PG) 7.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 8.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 9.00
NCIS: Los Angeles 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00 NCIS:
Los Angeles 12.00midnight CSI: NY 12.55 Access 1.00
CSI: NY 2.00 CSI: Miami 3.00-6.00 Teleshopping
SATURDAY
21 NOVEMBER 2015
ITV2 6.00am Emmerdale 8.35 Coronation Street 11.00
Im a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! 12.30pm The
Xtra Factor 1.30 Scorpion 2.25 Youve Been Framed!
3.25 Catchphrase 4.05 Im a Celebrity Get Me Out
of Here! 5.35 Film: Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and
Fabulous (2005,12) 7.55 Film: Hulk (2003,12) 10.40
Im a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here Now! 11.40 The
Keith Lemon Sketch Show 12.40am Viral Tap
ITV3 6.00am Movies Now 6.10 Where the Heart Is
8.00 Film: Evil Under the Sun (PG) 10.20 A Touch of
Frost 2.55pm Film: Columbo: Forgotten Lady (PG) 4.55
Midsomer Murders 6.55 Doc Martin 8.00 Midsomer
Murders 10.00 Lewis 12.05am A Touch of Frost
ITV4 6.00am Footballs Greatest: Ronaldo 6.05 Ax Men
7.55 Motorsport UK 8.50 World Rally Championship
Highlights 9.55 The Car Chasers 10.45 Pawn Stars
12.45pm Live World Series of Darts Finals. Day one from
Glasgow. 5.00 Storage Wars: Texas 6.00 Fifth Gear 7.00
Live World Series of Darts Finals. Further coverage of day
one from Glasgow. 11.00 Film: How I Spent My Summer
Vacation (2012,15) 12.55am Film: Unleashed (2005,18)
2.50 ITV4 Nightscreen 3.00 Teleshopping
BBC THREE 7.00pm Dont Tell the Bride 8.00 Top
Gear 9.00 Russell Howards Good News 9.30 Film:
Kidulthood (2005,15) 11.00 Family Guy 1.15am Russell
Howards Good News 1.45 Rent a Cop 2.15 The Fear
BBC FOUR 7.00pm Lost Land of the Tiger 8.00
Roman Britain: A Timewatch Guide 9.00 The Bridge
11.00 Catching Historys Criminals: The Forensics Story
12.00midnight Kings of Rock n Roll
SKY 1 6.00am Are You Smarter Than a 10 Year Old?
7.00 Footballs Funniest Moments 8.00 Game Changers
8.30 Football Freestyler 9.00 The Fantasy Football Club
10.00 Soccer AM 12.00noon The F1 Show 1.00 Modern
Family 3.00 Futurama 5.00 Supergirl 6.00 The Flash
7.00 Gordonstoun: A Different Class 8.00 Landscape
Artist of the Year 9.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning of
Life 10.00 You, Me and the Apocalypse 11.00 The Force:
Manchester 1.00am Britcam: Emergency on Our Streets
SKY ATLANTIC 6.00am Friday Night Lights 7.00
Seinfeld 9.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 2.00pm Micro
Monsters with David Attenborough 3.00 Blue Bloods
7.00 Without a Trace 9.00 Game of Thrones 10.05 Last
Week Tonight with John Oliver 10.40 Black Mass: Johnny
Depp Special 10.55 Entourage 1.10am Without a Trace
8.00 Maleficent Special 8.30 The Three Dogateers
(2014,PG) 10.15 Honour (2014,15) 12.15pm Black
Mass: Sky Movies Special 12.45 The Opposite Sex
(2014,15) 2.30 The Three Dogateers (2014,PG) 4.15
The Wedding Ringer (2015,15) 6.00 Honour (2014,15)
8.00 The Wedding Ringer (2015,15) 10.00 Fifty Shades
of Grey (2015,18) 12.15am The Opposite Sex (2014,15)
1.55 Fifty Shades of Grey (2015,18) 4.10 The Three
Dogateers (2014,PG) 5.40 The Top Ten Show 2015
FILM4 11.00am Bend of the River (1952,PG) 1.00pm
Toys (1992,PG) 3.20 Princess Mononoke (2001,PG) 6.05
Independence Day (1996,12) 9.00 X-Men: First Class
(2011,12) 11.35 Byzantium (15) 1.50am Sightseers (15)
CBS ACTION 6.00am Teleshopping 8.30 The Key of
David 9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.00pm The
High Chaparral 4.00 Father Dowling Mysteries 6.00
Bonanza 8.00 The Defenders 9.00 Bad Girls 2.25am
Film: Walker, Texas Ranger: Trial by Fire (2005,12)
CBS REALITY 6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 Rapid
Response 10.00 Judge Judy 3.00pm Dog and Beth:
On the Hunt 5.00 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? 7.00
Unsolved Mysteries 9.00 Undercover: Sex Slaves
12.00midnight Caught on Camera 3.00 Teleshopping
SKY SPORTS 1 6.00am Football Gold 7.00 Premier
League Preview 7.30 Fight Night Preview 8.00 Game
Changers 8.30 Premier League Preview 9.00 The
Fantasy Football Club 10.00 Soccer AM 12.00noon
FL72 Live. Bristol City v Hull City (Kick-off 12.30pm).
2.45 Fight Night Preview 3.15 Klitschko v Fury: The
Gloves Are Off 3.45 Sky Sports Boxing Gold 4.30 Fight
Night Preview 5.00 Live Ford Saturday Night Football.
Manchester City v Liverpool (Kick-off 5.30pm). 8.00
Live Fight Night. Anthony Crolla v Darleys Perez.
12.00midnight Klitschko v Fury: The Gloves Are Off
SUNDAY
Night. RADIO 4 (FM: 92.4-94.6 MHz)

5.30am News. 5.45 Profile. 6.00
News. 6.05 Something Understood.
6.35 On Your Farm. 7.00 News.
7.10 Sunday. 7.57 Weather. 8.00
News. 8.10 Sunday Worship. 8.48
A Point Of View. 9.00 Broadcasting
House. 10.00 The Archers. 11.15
Desert Island Discs. Noon (LW)
News. Noon (FM) News. 12.01
(LW) Shipping Forecast. 12.04 Just A
Minute. 12.30 The Food Programme.
1.00 The World This Weekend.
1.30 Hardeeps Sunday Lunch. 2.00
Gardeners Question Time. 2.45 The

Listening Project. 3.00 The Day Of
The Locust. 4.00 Open Book. 4.30
Forgotten History. 5.00 File On 4.
5.40 Profile. 5.54 Shipping Forecast.
6.00 News. 6.15 Pick Of The Week.
7.00 The Archers. 7.15 Radio 4s
Night Of Comedy For Children
In Need. 8.00 Feedback. 8.30
Last Word. 9.00 Money Box. 9.26
Radio 4 Appeal. 9.30 Analysis. 9.59
Weather. 10.00 The Westminster
Hour. 11.00 The Film Programme.
11.30 Something Understood.
Midnight News And Weather. 12.15

Thinking Allowed. 12.45 Bells On
Sunday. 12.48 Shipping Forecast.
1.00 As BBC World Service. 5.205.30 Shipping Forecast. RADIO 5
(MW: 909/993 kHz) 5.00am The
Non League Football Show. 6.00
Sunday Breakfast. 9.00 SportsWeek.
10.00 Pienaars Politics. 11.00 5 Live
Investigates. Noon 5 Live Sport. 1.00
5 Live Sport: Rugby Union. 3.00 5
Live Sport. 4.00 5 Live Formula 1.
6.06 6-0-6. 7.30 The 5 Live Hit List.
10.00 Stephen Nolan. 1.00am Up
All Night. 4.30-5.00 5 Live Formula

1. RADIO SCOTLAND (FM: 92.492.7MHz, MW: 810 (Dumfries 585) kHz)
6.00am Bulletin. 6.02 Stark Talk. 6.30
New Every Sunday. 7.04 Our Story.
7.32 Business Scotland. 8.00 Good
Morning Scotland. 10.00 Bulletin.
10.05 Cathy Macdonald. Noon
Bulletin. 12.05 Sportsound. 5.00
Bulletin. 5.05 Take The Floor. 7.00
Bulletin. 7.05 Travelling Folk. 9.00
Bulletin. 9.05 Classics Unwrapped.
11.00 Bulletin. 11.05 Billy Sloan.
1.00am-6.00 As Radio 5 Live.
MONDAY
RADIO 1 (FM: 97.6-99.8MHz)

6.30am The Radio 1 Breakfast
Show With Nick Grimshaw. 10.00
Adele Roberts. 12.45pm Newsbeat.
1.00 Scott Mills. 4.00 Greg James.
7.00 Annie Mac. 9.00 The Internet
Takeover With Jack & Dean. 10.00
Huw Stephens. 1.00am Friction.
4.00-6.30 Yasser. RADIO 2 (FM:
88-91MHz) 5.00am Vanessa Feltz.
6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30 Ken Bruce.
Noon Jeremy Vine. 2.00 Steve
Wright In The Afternoon. 5.00
Simon Mayo. 7.00 Paul Jones. 8.00
Jo Whiley. 10.00 The Peterford Golf

Club. 10.30 Listomania. 11.00 Jools
Holland. Midnight After Midnight.
3.00-5.00 Johnnie Walkers Sounds
Of The 70s. RADIO 3 (FM: 90.292.4MHz) 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00
Essential Classics. Noon Composer
Of The Week: Hoagy Carmichael.
1.00 News. 1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime
Concert. 2.00 Afternoon On 3. 4.30
In Tune. 6.30 Composer Of The
Week: Hoagy Carmichael. 7.30 Radio
3 In Concert. 10.00 Free Thinking
Festival. 10.45 The Free Thinking
Essay: New Generation Thinkers.

11.00 Jazz On 3. 12.30am-6.30
Through The Night. RADIO 4 (FM:
92.4-94.6 MHz) 5.30am News. 5.45
Farming Today. 6.00 Today. 9.00 Start
The Week. 9.45 (LW) Daily Service.
9.45 (FM) Book of the Week:
Unfaithful Music And Disappearing
Ink: Notes For A Memoir. 10.00
Womans Hour. 11.00 The Invention
Of France. 11.30 Dilemma. Noon
News. 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast.
12.04 Across The Board. 12.15
You And Yours. 1.00 The World
At One. 1.45 Raising The Bar: 100

Years Of Black British Theatre And
Screen. 2.00 The Archers. 2.15
Drama: Behind Closed Doors. 3.00
Round Britain Quiz. 3.30 The Food
Programme. 4.00 Blood, Sex And
Money: The Life And Work Of Emile
Zola. 4.30 The Digital Human. 5.00
PM. 5.54 (LW) Shipping Forecast.
6.00 News. 6.30 Just A Minute.
7.00 The Archers. 7.15 Front Row.
7.45 How Does That Make You
Feel? 8.00 Changing Climate. 8.30
Crossing Continents. 9.00 Natural
Histories. 9.30 Start The Week.

10.00 The World Tonight. 10.45
Book at Bedtime: Death In The
Fifth Position. 11.00 Mending Young
Minds. 11.30 Today In Parliament.
Midnight News And Weather. 12.30
Book of the Week: Unfaithful Music
And Disappearing Ink: Notes For A
Memoir. 12.48 Shipping Forecast.
(MW: 909/993 kHz) 5.00am Morning
Reports. 5.15 Wake Up To Money.
6.00 5 Live Breakfast. 10.00 5 Live
Daily. 1.00pm Afternoon Edition.

4.00 5 Live Drive. 7.00 5 Live Sport.
7.45 5 Live Sport. 10.00 5 Live
Football Social. 10.30 Phil Williams.
1.00am-5.00 Up All Night. RADIO
SCOTLAND (FM: 92.4-92.7MHz,
MW: 810 (Dumfries 585) kHz) 6.00am
Good Morning Scotland. 9.00 Kaye
Adams. Noon John Beattie. 1.32
Personal Best. 2.05 Janice Forsyth.
4.00 Newsdrive. 6.30 Bryan Burnett.
9.00 Bulletin. 9.05 Vic Galloway.
11.00 Bulletin. 11.05 Roddy Hart.
TUESDAY
RADIO 1 (FM: 97.6-99.8MHz)

6.30am Nick Grimshaw. 10.00 Adele
Roberts. 12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00
Scott Mills. 4.00 Greg James. 7.00
Annie Mac. 9.00 Radio 1s Stories.
10.00 Huw Stephens. 1.00am
Annie Nightingale. 4.00-6.30 Yasser.
RADIO 2 (FM: 88-91MHz) 5.00am
Vanessa Feltz. 6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30
Ken Bruce. Noon Jeremy Vine. 2.00
Steve Wright. 5.00 Simon Mayo. 7.00
Jamie Cullum. 8.00 Jo Whiley. 10.00
The Kings Men. 10.30 Listomania.
11.00 Sounds Of The 20th Century.
Midnight After Midnight. 3.00-5.00

Sounds Of The 80s. RADIO 3 (FM:
90.2-92.4MHz) 6.30am Breakfast.
9.00 Essential Classics. Noon
Composer Of The Week: Hoagy
Carmichael. 1.00 News. 1.02 Radio 3
Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Afternoon
On 3. 4.30 In Tune. 6.30 Composer
7.30 Radio 3 In Concert. 10.00 Free
Thinking. 10.45 The Free Thinking
11.00 Late Junction. 12.30am-6.30
92.4-94.6 MHz) 5.30am News. 5.45

Farming Today. 6.00 Today. 8.31
(LW) Yesterday In Parliament. 9.00
The Life Scientific. 9.30 One To One.
9.45 (LW) Daily Service. 9.45 (FM)
And Disappearing Ink: Notes For
A Memoir. 10.00 Womans Hour.
10.45 (LW) Test Match Special.
11.00 (FM) Natural Histories. 11.30
(FM) Alice Is Still In Wonderland.
Noon (FM) News. 12.01 (LW)
Shipping Forecast. 12.04 (LW) Test
Match Special. 12.04 (FM) Across
The Board. 12.15 (FM) Call You

And Yours. 1.00 (FM) The World
At One. 1.45 (FM) Raising The Bar:
100 Years Of Black British Theatre
And Screen. 2.00 (FM) The Archers.
2.15 (FM) Drama: Behind Closed
Doors. 3.30 (FM) Costing The Earth.
4.00 (FM) Law In Action. 4.30 (FM)
A Good Read. 5.00 (FM) PM. 5.57
(LW) Test Match Special. 6.00 (FM)
News. 6.30 (FM) Gloomsbury. 7.00
The Archers. 7.15 Front Row. 7.45
How Does That Make You Feel?
8.00 The Dictatorship Of Data. 8.40
In Touch. 9.00 All In The Mind. 9.30

The Life Scientific. 10.00 The World
Tonight. 10.45 Book at Bedtime:
Death In The Fifth Position. 11.00
Liam Williams. 11.30 Today In
Parliament. Midnight News. 12.30
And Disappearing Ink: Notes For
A Memoir. 1.00 As BBC World
Service. RADIO 5 (MW: 909/993
kHz) 5.00am Morning Reports. 5.15
Wake Up To Money. 6.00 5 Live
Breakfast. 10.00 5 Live Daily. 1.00pm
Afternoon Edition. 4.00 5 Live Drive.
7.00 5 Live Sport. 8.00 International

Football 2015-16. 10.00 5 Live
Football Social. 10.30 Phil Williams.
Adams. Noon John Beattie. 1.32
Rediscovering Dundee. 2.00 Bulletin.
2.05 Janice Forsyth. 4.00 Newsdrive.
6.30 Bryan Burnett. 9.00 Bulletin.
9.05 Ricky Ross. 11.00 Bulletin.
11.05 The Iain Anderson Show.
RADIO 1 (FM: 97.6-99.8MHz)

6.30am Nick Grimshaw. 10.00
7.00 Annie Mac. 9.00 Gemma &
Dr Radha. 10.00 Huw Stephens.
1.00am Benji B. 4.00-6.30 Yasser.
Vanessa Feltz. 6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30
Ken Bruce. Noon Jeremy Vine. 2.00
Steve Wright. 5.00 Simon Mayo.
7.00 Mark Radcliffe. 8.00 Jo Whiley.
10.00 Ankle Tag. 10.30 Barbara
Nice. 11.00 Trevor Nelson. Midnight
After Midnight. 3.00-5.00 Pick Of

The Pops. RADIO 3 (FM: 90.292.4MHz) 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00
1.00 News. 1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime
Concert. 2.00 Afternoon On 3. 3.30
Choral Evensong. 4.30 In Tune. 6.30
Carmichael. 7.30 Radio 3 In Concert.
10.00 Free Thinking Festival. 10.45
The Free Thinking Essay: New
Generation Thinkers. 11.00 Late
Junction. 12.30am-6.30 Through The
Night. RADIO 4 (FM: 92.4-94.6 MHz)

5.30am News. 5.45 Farming Today.
6.00 Today. 8.31 (LW) Yesterday
In Parliament. 9.00 Midweek. 9.45
(LW) Daily Service. 9.45 (FM) Book
of the Week: Unfaithful Music And
Disappearing Ink: Notes For A
Memoir. 10.00 Womans Hour. 10.41
(LW) How Does That Make You
Feel? 10.56 The Listening Project.
11.02 The Joy Of 9 To 5. 11.30 The
Lentil Sorters. Noon News. 12.04
(FM) Across The Board. 12.15 You
And Yours. 1.00 The World At One.
1.45 Raising The Bar: 100 Years Of

Black British Theatre And Screen.
2.00 The Archers. 2.15 Drama:
Behind Closed Doors. 3.00 Money
Box Live. 3.30 All In The Mind. 4.00
Thinking Allowed. 4.30 The Media
Show. 5.00 PM. 6.00 News. 6.30
Tom Wrigglesworths Hang Ups. 7.00
8.00 The Moral Maze. 8.45 Four
Thought. 9.00 Costing The Earth.
9.30 Midweek. 10.00 The World
Tonight. 10.45 Book at Bedtime:
Death In The Fifth Position. 11.00

Little Lifetimes By Jenny Eclair. 11.15
Warhorses Of Letters. 11.30 Today
In Parliament. 11.45 The Listening
Project. Midnight News. 12.31

7.30 5 Live Sport: International
Football Review. 9.00 5 Live Sport.
10.30 Phil Williams. 1.00am-5.00 Up
All Night. RADIO SCOTLAND
(FM: 92.4-92.7MHz, MW: 810 (Dumfries
585) kHz) 6.00am Good Morning
Scotland. 9.00 Kaye Adams. Noon
John Beattie. 1.32 Stark Talk. 2.00
Bulletin. 2.05 Janice Forsyth. 4.00
Newsdrive. 6.30 Bryan Burnett. 9.00
Bulletin. 9.05 The Jazz House. 11.00
Bulletin. 11.05 The Iain Anderson
Show. 1.00am-6.00 As Radio 5 Live.
RADIO 1 (FM: 97.6-99.8MHz)

6.30am Nick Grimshaw. 10.00 Adele
Roberts. 12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00
Scott Mills. 4.00 Greg James. 7.00
Annie Mac. 9.00 Phil Taggart. 10.00
The Residency: George FitzGerald.
Midnight The Residency: SBTRKT.
1.00 Toddla T. 4.00-6.30 Yasser.
Vanessa Feltz. 6.30 Chris Evans.
9.30 Ken Bruce. Noon Jeremy Vine.
2.00 Steve Wright. 5.00 Simon
Mayo. 7.00 Bob Harris. 8.00 Jo
Whiley. 10.00 The Tim Vine Chat
Show. 10.30 Listomania. 11.00 Nigel

Ogden. 11.30 Listen To The Band.
Paul Gambaccini. RADIO 3 (FM:
9.00 Essential Classics. Noon
Carmichael. 1.00 News. 1.02 Radio 3
Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Afternoon
On 3. 4.30 In Tune. 6.30 Composer
7.30 Radio 3 In Concert. 10.00 Free
Thinking. 10.45 The Free Thinking
11.00 Late Junction. 12.30am-6.30

92.4-94.6 MHz) 5.30am News. 5.45
Farming Today. 6.00 Today. 8.31 (LW)
Yesterday In Parliament. 9.00 In Our
Time. 9.45 (LW) Daily Service. 9.45
(FM) Book of the Week: Unfaithful
Music And Disappearing Ink: Notes
For A Memoir. 10.00 Womans
Hour. 11.00 Crossing Continents.
11.30 When Stockhausen Came To
Huddersfield. Noon News. 12.01
(LW) Shipping Forecast. 12.04
Across The Board. 12.15 You And
Yours. 1.00 The World At One. 1.45

Raising The Bar: 100 Years Of Black
British Theatre And Screen. 2.00
The Archers. 2.15 Not Now. 3.00
Open Country. 3.30 Open Book.
4.00 The Film Programme. 4.30 BBC
Inside Science. 5.00 PM. 5.54 (LW)
Shipping Forecast. 6.00 News. 6.30
Alex Horne Presents The Horne
Section. 7.00 The Archers. 7.15
Front Row. 7.45 Book of the Week:
How Does That Make You Feel? 8.00
Law In Action. 8.30 The Bottom
Line. 9.00 BBC Inside Science. 9.30
In Our Time. 10.00 The World

Tonight. 10.45 Book at Bedtime.
11.00 Jon Ronson On. 11.30 Today
In Parliament. Midnight News. 12.30
8.00 The Tuffers And Vaughan

Cricket Show. 9.00 5 Live Extreme.
10.00 Question Time Extra Time.
Adams. 11.59 John Beattie. 1.32pm
Kitchen Cafe. 2.00 Bulletin. 2.05
Janice Forsyth. 4.00 Newsdrive.
6.30 Bryan Burnett. 9.00 Bulletin.
9.05 The Quay Sessions With Edith
Bowman. 11.05 Vic Galloway.
RADIO 1 (FM: 97.6-99.8MHz)

6.30am Nick Grimshaw. 10.00
6.00 Greg James. 7.00 Annie Mac.
10.00 Pete Tong. 1.00am B.Traits.
4.00-6.00 Radio 1s Essential Mix.
Vanessa Feltz. 6.30 Chris Evans.
9.30 Ken Bruce. Noon Jeremy Vine.
2.00 Steve Wright. 5.00 Simon
Mayo. 7.00 Desmond Carrington.
8.00 Friday Night Is Music Night.
10.00 Claudia Winkleman. Midnight
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The family and menagerie settle down for movie night in front of a roaring re
until a sneaky intruder leaves a trail of chaos in his wake Illustration by Susan Hellard
SUSAN HELLARD C/O ARENA
he chimneys are swept, the logs are

gathered in and its oh so lovely to
be snuggled up in front of a roaring fire
again. Whats more, theres little chance
of feeling chilly in our house once Jack
Frost has visited. Not because we have hi-tech
heating in fact, its extremely low-tech but due
to our large collection of foot and body warmers in
the shape of assorted canines and felines, who
appreciate the importance of securing a space on
their favourite sofa, chair or lap.
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weekend I was all prepared. The film was paused
at the beginning while I fetched popcorn and drinks
and called the girls for the start of Jurassic World.
Richard, as usual, was in early on the right sofa
with Blea snuggled into the cushions next to him.
I quickly bagged my place in the corner of the left
sofa and Tg immediately hauled herself on and
plonked her front paws and head on my lap, quickly
followed by Sparrow, who was convinced there was
room for two. She then glanced at the space next to
Blea but thought better of it and eventually settled
with her favourite chewy treat in front of the fire.
Then there was the sound of a small herd of
elephants coming down the stairs, heralding the
arrival of Izzy and Willow, closely followed by
Captain, with the slower-moving Crusoe
bringing up the rear.
Willow threw herself next to a delighted
Blea while Captain trembled in anticipation
before bouncing on top of her. Meanwhile,
Izzy slumped on to the far end of my sofa
under the watchful eye of Crusoe, who lay
at her feet.
Right, all ready? I asked.
A loud miaow told us that Rucksack
hadnt kept up, so he was scooped up
by Izzy and settled down for a lap nap.
Aah, contented bliss, everyone warm,
cosy and comfortable, the lights were
dimmed, the fire was ablaze and the
film began.
Blea and Sparrow quite enjoy a film
Blea actually watches and Sparrow enjoys
listening to unusual noises. Captain is bored
within a minute and starts fidgeting, then
plays lap swap for 10 minutes, bouncing
from the lap to the floor to the next lap.
Crusoe doesnt quite understand why weve
all decided to hold this strange silent meeting
or why everyones looking at the box in the
corner with blurry shapes moving on it, so goes

back to sleep. Ketchup suddenly realises Im easy
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inch from mine and exaggerating the closed eyes,
I-love-you-most expression (always a pleasure).
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occurring around the room, Richard turned the volume
up. This unfortunately coincided with Tgs full-volume
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fallen asleep and started to chase a rabbit in her
dream, letting out a muffled woof, which startled
Blea. She jumped down, knocking Richards arm and
spilling his drink, which caused him to harrumph,
waking Sparrow, who sat up quickly and met Bleas
startled face. A game? Oh, OK. They began pawing
at each others faces before Blea was called back
to her place and obediently settled down.
All was calm once more
Perhaps it was the volume being so high or that
we were concentrating too hard, but none of us
noticed the door ajar or the entrance of our new
visitor until something alerted every animal in the
room. Ears pricked, heads turned and eyes darted as
we saw a small creature zoom across the carpet,

closely followed by Satchel, the overgrown killer cat.
There was a millisecond of complete, stunned
silence while everyone computed the scene.
Then all hell let loose. Dogs launched themselves
from sofas and laps, cats were flying everywhere,
Izzy squealed and Willow dashed after me to try
and rescue whatever poor creature was about
to meet an extremely sticky end.
It wasnt hard to discover where he was the
dogs were all sniffing at the cupboard under the
stairs and Captain was trying to dig his way in.
The dogs were sent out for a walk while
I investigated. Then I remembered the secret
mouse house in the back of the cupboard.
Returning to the sitting room, I gave Willow
a wink.
Ahh, poor little mouse.
Blimey. You found it then. Was it messy?
Richard asked.
Its OK, I cleared everything up. You might
not want to go out there for a while.
Well, in my mind I did clear everything up.
The poor little mouse probably only nipped
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bright red or yellow drooping
tubular flowers (3-3,5)
21 People who supported the
Paris Commune formed after
the Franco-Prussian War in
1871 (10)
22 In Buddhism, the principle of
retributive justice determining
a persons state of life (5)
24 A large flightless bird that
became extinct in the
mid-19th century (5,3)
25 The process of choosing
by vote among candidates
for a particular position (8)
26 Country in east Africa, the
capital of which is Addis
Ababa (8)
28 Frank , British engineer
who invented the jet engine
for aircraft (7)
30 A sugary fluid produced
by plants and collected by
bees and other animals (6)
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